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 Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Hunger Games, and Wizard101. Attention: Repost this. Hey guys, this is urgent and I feel that everyone needs to know what's going on. SOPA is slowly coming back and is in ranks of possibly being passed. I got word from lots of people on DA, and the people on DA heard from many others. And so on and so on.. This bill is a threat to us who use the internet. Our freedom to write fanfiction or post videos on YouTube with things like Video Game run-throughs, posting videos of song lyrics or singing a song from your favorite artist, will be taken away and taken as "copyrighted." Us Fanfiction writers out there would be forced to stop writing fanfiction if this bill is passed for many reasons. The use of characters from anything whether anime (Naruto, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Etc,) or books (Harry Potter, Twilight, etc) or of anything that isn't our own. If this bill is passes than anyone violating the terms of the SOPA bill, like us fanfiction writers for example, will be charted off to a maximum state prison for writing with these characters. Writers who write a book with even glasses that are fairly similar to character from another will be arrested and confined for using a character with Emerald Green in the iris' of your character just as another author before you. This is a serious manner matter for all of us. This effects all of us whether we know it or not. I am sure that some of you may not believe me or what I have to say and I can understand that. I would rather not believe it myself but the links below will provide information of the SOPA bill possible passing. If you remove the spaces then it should bring you to said website. : / www . huffingtonpost 2013/08/07/unauthorized-streaming-felony_n_3720479 . html : / www . washingtonpost blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/08/05/sopa-died-in-2012-b ut-obama-administration-wants-to-revive-part-of-it / : / www . techdirt articles/20130805/12472124074/administration-cant- let-go-wants-to-bring-back-felony-streaming-provis ions-sopa . shtml : / www . youtube watch?v=1fTt4K4Cae4 We aren't powerless in this people. We can fight for our freedom. We can stop SOPA before it stops us. This doesn't just affect Americans, no, this is a global problem that all of us, all around the world can fix. If we spread the word and stick together than we can once again stop the bill from being passed. For our freedom of speech, for our freedom to write down and inspire, to read what our fellow readers have to offer; that is what we have at stake for if this bill is to be passed. Freedom to sing a song that we love from our favorite artists and post it on the internet for the world to see, to help others get through a tough level in a game with a walk-through, to help others learn the lyrics to a song by making a video with the words, anything of this nature that is considered "copyright" will be taken, our privileges gone. We aren't making money from this; we are just expressing ourselves for our love of anime, books, video-games, etc. Whether we read for entertainment, whether we write from creative charisma, whether we support the fandom, all of these things and more are that we do, is at stake. -Please, help spread the word of the SOPA bill and help us continue to be free on the internet. We stopped it before and we can stop it again. Let's do everything we can, to put an end to SOPA and hopefully this time, once and for all. Rewrite this and post on your story chapters/profile for everyone else to see so we can stop SOPA! Sorry, to all the mods/admin if you thought this was spam. I am. I would really like to stop SOPA. -Heard from belivedreaminspire -Dawny/Shadow Add this to your profile if you think it's funny: Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!" Child: "I didn’t do anything!" Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!" Child: "It was an accident!" Father:"In the Face...?" Child: "My foot slipped..." Father: "Five times?!" Child: ... 16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART 1. Get boxes of random stuff and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things 50 OR SO SUPER AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0- 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a substitute teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. ADDITIONALS 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" 60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!" I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar on one someone’s face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race. I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother. I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny. I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end. I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea. I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart. I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health. I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that’s wrong. I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey. I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose. Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave. I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart. I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee. I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream. I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more. I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as it's not serious) You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. (Depends on which store) Sad movies suck. (Depends on what movie it is) You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. (Sometimes, not the super gory ones) You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (joke of it) Like being the star of everything Total: 6 I’m a guy. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, a sweet shop with magical sweets, and ice cream too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 18 Annoying Things To Do at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter that will draw attention to yourself and perhaps get you kicked out. 1. Go to Ollivanders and grab a "Harry Potter" wand, flick it out, and yell in a British accent "EXPELLIARMUS! TAKE THAT, VOLDEMORT!" 2. Go to a place that sells Butterbeer, buy one, place a straw in it, and then yell, "Hey! It didn't explode!" then go up to a worker and complain that your Butterbeer isn't working. 3. Go to Zonko's and ask if the toys actually work like they do in the movies. And when they say no, scream, "YOU LIE!!!" 4. Go to Honeydukes and buy the "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans". Then open the box, read the flavor menu, go to the nearest worker, and complain, "Hey! This isn't "Every flavor!" and ignore the person when they try to explain that they can't make every flavor. 5. Go on "Flight of the Hippogriff", do your best impression of Hagrid, and talk to your roller coaster. 6. Go on "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" and scream every time you see a dementor, and yell, "Expecto Patronum!" 7. Go to Dervish and Banges, take a broomstick from the barrel, and take a box that contains a Snitch, zoom around the store, yelling, "I caught the Snitch! I caught the Snitch!" and if anyone tells you to stop, point at them and scream, "You have no respect for Quidditch!" 8. Go to Ollivanders and take one of every character wand off the shelf, take it out of the box, and scream that character's signature spell ("Expelliarmus" for Harry Potter, "Crucio" for Bellatrix Lestrange", "Avada Kedrava for Voldemort, etc.) 9. Go up to a worker at the wand shop and ask if there is a spell for making Unicorns appear. If they say no, sob and run away. 10. Buy a wand, snap it in half, look inside, and begin to cry. "THIS WAND IS DEFECTIVE. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING INSIDE IT!!!" then stomps up to a worker and demand for a refund. 11. While waiting in line for "Harry Potter in the Forbidden Journey", look around, find the glass tubes where the House Cup points are, and then scream, "GRYFFINDOR IS WINNING! THEY ARE A FAVORITE TO WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!!" 12. Act like Percy Weasley, and walk down the line of the ride I just talked about, and explain what everything is. And if somebody asks you what you're doing, put your hands on your hips and say, "Don't question me! I am simply showing first years around. FIFTY GAZILLION POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!!" 13. When you exit "Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey" walk around "Filch's Emporium of Confiscated Goods", and when you find stuffed animals, find one of Scabbers and then act terrified and scream, "THAT RAT CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!" 14. Then find a plush of Hedwig. Stroke her feathers and say, "Who's a pretty owl?" 15. Go to the Hogwarts Express and then yell, "All aboard!" 16. Go find something that hasn't been paid for, bring it up to a cashier and ask, "How many Galleons is this?" and if they respond by giving you the price in normal currency, put your hands on your hips and say, "Since when was money the same for wizards and Muggles?" 17. Go around humming the Harry Potter theme song. 18. Run around the area screaming spoilers for each book and movie. Your Amy side You only like shopping for books You like jeans and t-shirts You are 14 You are medium classed You prefer the lesser things in life You have a brother who's a dweeb You sometimes stutter You like ok food You don't have a fave color (Not a specific) You are humble You look pretty, but don't realize it Total= 6 Your Natalie side You love shopping You wear designer clothes You are a Lucian Your fave color is black (More or less) You are proud (not too much) You are pretty You like threatening people You like fancy food You are in love with Dan Cahill You have an older brother You are 11 You are rich Total= 5 On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation… On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP. 7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE! Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth! You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Forks, I say Camp HB! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PJO DOMINATES!!!!!!!!!!!!! List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. DovewingJayfeatherLionblazeMistystarBluestarCrookedstarIcestarHawkfrostMapleshadeGoldenflowerTawnypeltBrambleclaw1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Crooked/Tawny? Does Crookedstar give Tawnypelt a prophecy? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Um… No. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? The world has ended. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No. But good idea! 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Bluestar Goldenflower. Mapleshade would murder Bluestar unless… It gets ugly. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Icestar would say: I know you are part of the Four, but you are insane. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Goldenflower gives Lionblaze a prophecy. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? NO WAY!!! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Shattered Perfection. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Yes! Me! 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No… Great idea! 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO FREAKING WAY!!! 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Attack by 30 Seconds to Mars. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Crazy OOCness and love triangles! 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five. Never. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). "Dovewing and Icestar are in a happy relationship (Huh?!) until Mapleshade runs off with Icestar. (WTF?!?!?!/)Dovewing, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tawnypelt (Ok, this is crazeh) and a brief unhappy affair with Crookedstar ,then follows the wise advice of Bluestar and finds true love with Bluestar. MAJOR YURI! What title would you give this fic? Dovewing’s Broken Hearts 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? Heated Argument= R rated fight. 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? EPIC!!! 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? They’d both be dead from blood loss and the ducky would be stained. 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Totally ticked off. 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? HOLY… CRAP… 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? Tell all of StarClan. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Faint. 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Dovewing just went crazeh. 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? Um… Thanks? 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? WHAT THE HECK! 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? Curse you, you *CENSOR*s. 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Be epic. 30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses Play Truth, Dare, Promise, Kiss, or Torture with them all. 39 Clues Creed. When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill. When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama their pulling now. When I hear about warring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians. Whenever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas. When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina. When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through. When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine. When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin. When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie. When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan. When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy. When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts. When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina. When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai Whenever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian. When I see a girl having tantrum, I'll think of Natalie. When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian. When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel. When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are. It's something like this... Sandstorm: Do you think I'm a pretty she-cat? Firestar: No. Sandstorm: Do I come into your mind for once? Firestar: No. Sandstorm: Do you want me? Firestar: No. Sandstorm: If I walked away from you, would you cry? Firestar: No. Sandstorm: (Sadly) Do you like me? Firestar: ...No. Sandstorm: (Sobbing angrily) Fine! (Starts to walk away but Firestar blocks the way) Firestar: Listen to me, Sandstorm, please: Why I said you weren't pretty is that you're the most beautiful she-cat in the world. Why I said you don't come into my mind for once is that you're ALWAYS in my mind every single day. Why I said I didn't want you is that I truly need you. Why I said I wouldn't cry if you walked away is that I would die if you did! And why I don't like you is that I love you with all my heart, Sandstorm. Sandstorm: (Hopefully and happily) Really? Firestar: Really, really. Now and forever more. ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You have multiple exes. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobiac 3/10 POSIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. (never in my whole life!) You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 4/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night. 4/10 DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 7/10 ARES You often start fights. (Accdentialy!) You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 3/10 Athena You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (No, mostly about funny moments which are abundaunt in wars for some crazy reason) You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 5/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (somewhat) You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 4/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards) You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 8/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. Y ou dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. (Not much) 2/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 3/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 2/10 HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment You like magic You like Harry Potter You're bold You hate when people think you're the bad guy You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy You couldn't care less about fashion Teddy bears are lethal in your hands You like being different from everybody else You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous 5/10 Hunter of Artemis!!! .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. 6/10 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. 8/10 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. (It depends) You don't talk much You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. 8/10 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. 1/10 Hmm... I guess I'm Darkness. \ _/) This is Bunny. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Girl power FTW! Feminism all the way!) Copy and paste if you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost...(I KNOW I'm a Ravenclaw so...yeah.) If you've ever threatened to exterminate your younger/older siblings, Copy/paste this on your profile, then grab the weapon of your choice and follow me. 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick. 95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building, 4% would yell DO A FLIP!!!, and Paste this on your profile if your one of the 1% who would push him off. If your are a girl who loves cats copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (I'm insane too! Along with all my friends.) Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough* Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: HATED THE PJO MOVIE! Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. Copy and paste if you crush fictional characters, I certainly do If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 TheJazzyDolphin MindBender 10 April Mayz ArtemisApollo97 Warkitty DawnShadowQueen The Hunger Games. A fight to the death. Haymitch. Won the second Quarter Quell. Everdeen. Katniss's last name. Hunger. That's what almost killed Katniss. Undersee. The mayor of District 12. Nightlock. The poisonous berry that killed Foxface. Gale. Katniss's best friend. Enobaria. Killed a tribute with her teeth. Rue. A girl from District 11. Glimmer. The tribute from District 1. Avoxes. The tongue-less slaves of the Capitol. Mockingjays. The offspring of a mockingbird and a jabberjay. Everything. That's what Johanna lost when she was reaped. Sting. That's what tracker jackers will do to you. Hard. 12 Ways to know if your addicted to fanfiction check your story stats every five minutes 11. you spend every class on Fanfiction.net instead of paying attention to the teacher 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) It's official people. I'm addicted to FANFICTION.NET REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES? when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? If you wish you could go back to then... copy and paste this onto your profile. A reminder for girls!!!!!! if you are a boy skip You are a girl! You are a gift, a rainbow, a ray of sunlight and a fresh summer breeze. You give life and eat forbidden apples with pride and determination. You are beautiful and don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise. As a girl there are a few simple commandments. One of them is that jealousy kills girl=love, so the next time you and a bunch of your girlfriends gang up against another girl and make her cry because she hooked up with your ex, just remember that it’s really not cool to do that! You don’t even care about Kevin anyway, YOU dumped HIM! If you are a girl and proud of it copy and past this on you profile! P.S. I do not own this it belongs to Lesley Arfin, Amy Kellner righters of The Vice Guild To Girls How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [x] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] other - $75 Total: $15 Eye Color: [x ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ]Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Total: $65 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [ ]5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [ ] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85 [x] Under 5'4" - $0 Total: $65 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $165 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x]First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ]Second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 Total: $485 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO! [x]No - $600 Total so far: $1085 Vision? [x]Perfect vision - $400 [ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [ ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Total so far: $1485 Favorite Colors (multiple): [x] Green - $750 [x]Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [x]Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [x ] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [x] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x ] Other - $500 Total: $4585 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - $1000 (Smart me!) [ ] some - $750 TOTAL: $5585 School – 1957 vs 2013: Scenario: Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. Scenario: Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 2013: Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Stupid Things I Have Done: 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between stair rails. 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Sometimes, I have to go to the bathroom, and I go in and forget why I am there, so I walk back to my room. But when I walk back in my room, I remember that I really had to go to the bathroom) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light puposefully when it was on. 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (Every time there is a snow day and we don't have school. I don't hear about it until after I've gotten ready) 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side, or Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (A lot of times, actually) 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Used a calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...) It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces No! I was attacking the floor! I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher DORA, THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?! "What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you." Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!! Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!! Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line... Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us? "PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun... No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling... Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?!" I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it... -Mom calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Whatever, I'm not getting up... If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile. If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Suicide is our way of saying to God"You can't fire me! I quit!" Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam into a revolving door. Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed. (X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (X) You have ran into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (X) You have run into a tree/bush. () You have been called a blond. (X) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. () You just tried to lick your elbow. (X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (X) You just sang them to make sure. (X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (X) You have choked on your own spit. (X) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (X) You type with three fingers or less. () You have accidentally caught something on fire. (X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (X) You have caught yourself drooling () You have fallen asleep in class. (X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. () People often shake their heads and walk away from you () You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (X) You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug accidentally... (X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. () You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. () You break a lot of things. (X)You tilt your head when you're confused. 5 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think spiders are BY FAR the most terrifying creatures to ever walk the planet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If when someone calls you weird you say, “I got one word for you: THANKYOU!” copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or all of the above, copy this into your profile. .((oo)) This is a pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile… for no reason at all. If you wish your letter from Hogwarts would hurry up and arrive already because you’re sick and tired of all these Muggles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you think you have way too many of these “copy and paste” things on YOUR profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have met your near twin (in resemblance, personality, or both), copy and paste this into your profile. If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile. Type your name with your knuckles: DawnShadowQuen Type your name with your nose: DEqw3h nShqzaecdoQyb What the... Type your with your elbow: DaQQwvswhadowwUEENH Uh... Why is it a link? Type with your toughe: DAWBSXHBADOWaqeed bw O.o Type your name with your eyes closed: DawnSfasicaQlodjsk (I gave up by the capital Q) If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the heck of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards said people, copy this into your profile. If you LOVE Warriors and think others who love it are the coolest people in the world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have a British accent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow. If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can’t imagine why anyone would read to the end of your profile, copy and paste this at the end of your profile. PREP: You own something from Abercrombie. You own something from Hollister. GOTHIC: Black is one of your favorite colors. Your hair was/is dark. Total:3/9 PUNK: You hate MTV. You hate/dislike preps. GEEK: ATHLETIC: You watch/watched the Super bowl. (My friend made me) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. HARDCORE/SCENE: 77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers #1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room. #2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap. #3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!" #4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank #5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!) #6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie." #7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend #8: Make a really big deal out of random things #9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem #10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one #11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason #12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song #13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom #14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously #15: Drop your books on the floor periodically #16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song #17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!" #18: Draw smiley faces everywhere #19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time #20: Sing the school song at random times #21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions #22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk #23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage #24: Talk in an annoying accent all day #25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!" #26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight #27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day. #28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…) #29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!" #30: Hack into the computer system #31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?" #32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher #33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team #34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.) #35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice #36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!" #37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder) #38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras #39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs #40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!" #41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID #42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around #43: Pull the fire alarm #44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown #45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" #46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard #47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do #48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey. #49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over" #50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion #51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!" #52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly #53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker #54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!) #55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know #56: Change all of the clocks #57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes #58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!" #59: Wear a bag over your head #60: Do something annoying during a test #61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!" #62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class #63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently #64: Spill balls all over the floor #65: Shout out random things #66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably #67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper #68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE #69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically #70: Flip everything upside down #71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!" #72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything #73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it #74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!" #75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?" #76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on And for the Grand Finale… #77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put 'this side up 'face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There is no "I" in team but there is a ME. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold, if I'm not cold I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it. If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies 'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!' What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last didn't get it. MORE FUN STUFF A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All men are equal before fish. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. History repeats itself. That’s one of the things wrong with history. There is life before coffee, It is not, however, intelligent life. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. ANTI-JOKES A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "Why the long face".however, as the horse is incapable of understanding the english language, it promptly shi* on the floor and leaves. What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. FUn STUFF 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world: Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male. For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story. Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour. Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person. Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink. Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour. Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather. Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell. Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby. Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300. Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward. Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175. ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER. Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Free puppies:1/2 cocker spaniel, 1/2sneaky neighbor’s dog. Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days. This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995. - Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.(U.S air ship) - Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.(Canadian authorites) - This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.(U.S) - No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.(Canadian Authorities) - THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!(U.S) - This is a lighthouse. Your call.(Canadian Authorities) Dear Mrs. Denner, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Denner are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House-wares to go off at 5-minute intervals July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House-wares. Get on it right away." August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fatal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Once again we cannot tolerate this behaviour in our store. Regards, Wal-Mart To Be A Friend If you've got friends like mine, raise your glasses. If you don't, raise your standards. Dear BEST FRIEND, You're stupid. You fail. You're weird. You're not perfect. But. Guess what? That's okay. Because I'm like that, too. We laugh at the randomest things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I'm sad, you're always there to make sure I'm okay, and I'm there for you. Thanks. Love you, BEST FRIEND. Best friends since 'pinky-swears' and 'double-dares'. You want to get mad? Yell at me. You want to cry? Cry on my shoulder. You want a hand to hold? Grab mine. She's my best friend. Break her heart, I'll break your face. Your friends love you anyway. Friendship isn't one big thing, it's the million of little ones. Real friends will always be at your side, even when you tell them to leave. Good friends are HARD to find, HARDER to leave, and IMPOSSIBLE to forget. Friendship is born at that moment; when one person says to another, "What? You too? I thought I was the only one!" My friends are the kind of people who, if my house were burning down, they'd jump in and rescue me, then break out the marshmallows and start hitting on the firemen. “Are we going to be friends forever?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered. Because once upon a time, we were best friends. And, yes, there's been a lot of bad stuff in between. But none of that matters right now, okay? You need me, I'm there. Any time, any place, anywhere. Side by side or miles apart, best friends are always close to the heart. You can always tell when two people are best friends, because they'll be having way more fun than it makes sense for them to be having. Friends are like stars; they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. Sometimes, when I say, "I'm okay," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "No. I know you aren't." Unlike Barbie, my friends and I are NOT sold separately. You never know what it's like to lose a best friend until you look back and don't feel safe enough to fall. Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind. Friendship isn't about who's been there the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side. I can't stop the downpour, but I'll always be willing to go with you for a walk in the rain. The only reason God didnt make us sisters is because one mom couldn't handle us both. A real friend is the one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go throught them alone. A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends only poke at each other with straws. If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. A true friend can see your hidden tears behind the smile everyone else believes. Friends are like walls: sometimes you need one to lean on, and other times, it's just enough to know they're there. A friend is someone who believes in you, even when you no longer believe in yourself. When you’re down, I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you. You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Some Words of Wisdom We fall so we can learn to pick ourselves up and become stronger. To stand is to risk falling. To walk is to risk stumbling. To try is to risk failing. To live is to risk dying. But that is a risk I'm willing to take. The fame of a warrior is build on a thousand corpses. One often meets his fate on the path he takes to avoid it. Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon. All creatures fear the unknown; that is a well known fact. The only problem is that many refuse to overcome the fear and accept it. Accepting the unknown is not saying that you are unafraid. It is merely stating that you are willing to adjust to life's changes. Fun Stuff... (An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day. I want to be the person that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says "Oh, shoot! She's awake!" No problem should ever have to be solved twice. Oh, good. I don't have to do math any more. Someone already solved those problems. When I am struck by the urge to exercise, I sit in a comfortable chair and wait for the urge to pass. Watch out for men in suits and ties; they like to tell little white lies. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can get you in a lot of trouble. I don't have ADHD, I just- Squirrel. Sorry, Christmas is canceled. I told Santa I was good this year, and he died laughing. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk. They then spend the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for my karate. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I don't obsess! I just... think intently. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Yes, I hit like a girl. If you hit a little bit harder, you could too! It's us versus the world. We attack at dawn! You ask what's so exciting about blowing stuff up? Well, see, it turns stuff, into flying chunks of stuff! I ran with scissors and lived! It made me feel dangerous. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. God made man. Then he looked, thought, said "I can do better", and he made woman. I'm not scared of death! What's it gonna do, kill me? It doesn't matter how it explodes, as long as it explodes. What's normal? Is it a disease? OMG! Don't come near me! I might catch your 'normal'!! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I use the force to open automatic doors... But I'm still working on the regular ones. Stand back! I'm trying science! I know kung fu, karate, and 37 other dangerous words. CAUTION! I'm not like other girls. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect for a while. Can't stand me? Then sit down. HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA!... Wait... What? Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Toes: see "shin." While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... thanks Mario Kart. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'. Never lick a steak knife. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her at that moment. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person. The Autobots don't do toasters, but if they did, they'd be the best toasters in the universe. But be glad the Decepticons don't do toasters either... They'd burn all the toast. Neve be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. Men are like fine wine... They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. If Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Revenge is sweet, than wouldn't it be ice cream? If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"? Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA) , Tavia99 (USA)NinaT2000(USA), DawnShadowQueen(USA) Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf,Catwolf109, justiceintheworldofhp-yearight, Tavia99,NinaT2000, DawnShadowQueen THE FUNNY SIDE OF CHILDHOOD ... 1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." _2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later... "Da-ad..." "What? "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Daaaaad.." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later.. 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" 4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy." 5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron." 6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?" 7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a BEEP is seven. Three plus six, that son of a BEEP is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." 8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shizzles! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. Married Men Only! There is a small town in the United States where there is a large factory that will only hire married men. One of the local women was angry about this and demanded to speak to the manager to know why. She asked, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?" "Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them." My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. There laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out. Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry. My boyfriend told me to choose between him and my horse... I better go get my saddle. I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster. Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...HaHa, too bad loser!! I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go. When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! XD An apple a day keeps the doctor away...except if the doctors cute. Then screw the fruit. I'm pretty sure Mondays need to go die. Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE. You can take my scarf. You can take my food. You can take my santa claus. But if you dare take my hat... if you dare, i will scream and tear at your face like an angry beaver... So i suggest you don't. You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend... yesterday. Yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room in my underwear. Thank you very much. '" Immature" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun. hey You!! No, not you!! Yeah, you. No, the other guy. Yes, you!! Do you like tacos?? I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense. if you get caught staring at least you know he was looking back. i didn't fall, i was testing gravity... it still works. I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end wioth 'y' i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned. I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me. It's that 1% that keeps me hanging on. Dumbledore: ' Remember students, all Voldemort really needs is a hug." "Thank you Captain Obvious." "Your welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm. Random Person 1: What does IDK mean? I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore... I am perfect!! Life is random. So am I. Yer. i've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag! There's a 99% chance that i stole half your mojo... your cool...AND ALL YOUR CRAZY!! Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. I used to be normal till i met some losers i call my best friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI. If you can't laugh at yourself i'll be glad to do it for you. i didn't hit you. i simply hi-fived your face. if you don't shut upn i'm gonna seriously eat you. yeah. I'm a loser. But i'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet. i do know it all. i just don't know it all at once. Anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to be hit by a parked car. Skillage. An African bum disease. I am totally awesome. Agree or die. I am smiling. That alone should scare you. I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. if you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough. When nothing goes right...go left. I'm on a seafood diet. i see food. I eat it. Everyday I beat my previous record of consecutive days i've stayed alive. I've tripped up the stairs before... but when i hit the wall, i knew i had a true talent. Reality continues to ruin my life. 22=6. Oh yeah. I rock at maths. one does not simply walk into a shopping centre. There is evil there that does not sleep. I've got a jar of dirt!! I'm short. Fear me. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aliminium foil. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Note to Self: Shut up. XXX I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. |
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