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ART OF EGO DEFLATION UPDATE:
hehe...well I've thought about the eighth chapter. And updated it. FINALLY! Only three reviews though. Ah well. I've started a community, though. JOIN!

I'm bored and desperate for something to do, so I decided to make this more of a journal. Lame or what? Yes indeed, but genius. ( I do not answer my own rhetorical questions!)

December 11th

I've started a journal on (this link will take you to their homepage, not mine) under the username madameg (this is the link to see my journal). I've also begun one on (once again, their home) the most sappy journal site that just screams "DEAR DIARY".

December 9th

Back again.Phat duck and I were so bored that, out of she desperation, created a...(DUN DUN DUN)...neopets account. The username is fabiothecagedancer3 (it took us three tries for it to work). We started a webpage on neopets, under our pet, cellular_banana. It's really quite funny. It's dedicated to mocking FAbio, neopets, and evil teachers. Click here to see.

December 4th

I'm on a different computer, so I'm temporarily rid of the pervy paperclip (don't ask). Anyway, the most awesome thing happened today. I went to see Finding Neverland, which is a brilliant movie by the way, and I got there early (trust me, it's a first). One of the previews came on, and in the background a song was playing. Not just any ol' song, NO! It was "la belle et la bete"! My friend's band! I'm f*ing serious! And I know it's their song because THEY were the ones who wrote it, and I listen to their CD a lot (I only have one of theirs. Poo).They are a professional band, but they're completely unknown (actually, they're very popular in France; they sold half a million reacords there). I was literally screaming my head off. "I know the person singing that song!" I kept yelling over and over. The entire audience turned to glare at me. Half of them thought I was insane, and the other half probably thought it was some cult thing. Anyhoo, they're called Big Soul, and the personI know is Caroline (she plays bass, does backup vocals, and writes their french songs). Click here to find out about them (which you won't, but at least I tried).

June 21st

At the moment, I'm wet (but happy) 'cause I just came back from a suprise party for my friend Talya at a lake. I currently don't have anything to say in this (but I'll update when I do) so I will now procede to tell you numerous useless facts about me.

-I draw immense satisfaction from squeezing a water balloon right over someone's head (I just found that out this afternoon)
-I just discovered just how bad a swimsuit can smell if left wet for a month and a half (that too, was found out this afternoon)
-I'm realising just how much this resembles Talya's and everyone else's Bio
-Banana chewing gum tastes REALLY bad (again, this is from an incident this afternoon)
-A lot of things can be learned from just one afternoon
-and, lastly, anything that is just AWFUL that's in my favorites I read purely to laugh at (I'm sure you're guilty of similar crime)

this is something originally posted in "art of ego deflation" but it made the author's note WAY too long, so i've put it here.

A) I’m going to assume you’ve read all the Harry Potter books, so my first paragraph will not be: This is Lily. She goes to Hogwarts. Hogwarts is a school where witches and wizards learn how to do magic (no shit, Sherlock) etc.

B) I will not have either of them fall in love in three seconds,(yes, this includes James)however in the fourth chapter, there is a SLIGHT change of heart. slight being the operative word.

C) If you feel compelled to write flames (be my guest, I’ll be honored that you bothered to review at all) please give me constructive flames. Or, as my English teacher puts it, constructive criticism. (Personally, I’m surprised I even remembered that.)

D) Well, I can’t think of a “D” right now, but I like how every time you press “enter”, it makes another consecutive letter. I think it’s cool.

E) LILY’S MIDDLE NAME IS NOT ROSE (THE ULTIMATE CLICHÉ NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE) NOR IS HER MOTHER’S NAME ROSE, AND LILY WILL NOT HAVE ANY EXTRA SIBLINGS WITH FLOWER NAMES EITHER!

HERE'S SOME STORIES I HIGHLY RECOMMEND:

eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad

the makings of a truely horrible harry potter fiction

a walk in your shoes

Lily's Journal (though this one's incredibly annoying for the author refuses to update)

1001 Reasons why Dogs are Better than Stags

Priori incantatem

The Flower and the Stag

Neville has a Hairy Tongue

Shishcabob, no?