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1. You're reading my profile
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4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
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Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

Name: You'll have to guess, but I'll you a hint. Pav is my initials.

Age: I'm 17 years old

Country: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi,oi

Description: Waist length dark brown hair, tall, my eyes, well its kinda hard to tell. Some people have described them as grey, others a grey-blue with gold around the pupil, or dark blue-green, but in the sun they're like gold, and in the shade they're grey (Like Annabeth's!).

Family: I have two younger siblings, my brother, and my sister. And mum and dad, obviously. And if you count my pets, there is the cat, my horse, and the chook

Hobbies: Reading, writing, riding my horse, hanging out with my friends, drawing, laughing, talking, and playing the guitar.

Fav colour: blue, to be more specific, aqua

Fav animal: I love all animals, except for snake, spiders, rats, mice or anything else like that. But my favourites are cats and horses.

Fav bands/singers: Of Mice & Men, Crown the Empire, Bring Me The Horizon, Memphis May Fire, Dayshell, Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Red, Three Days Grace, You Me At Six, and Breaking Benjamin, kinda 5SOS

Fav songs: Anything by OM&M and CTE; Empire, House of Wolves, And The Snakes Start to Sing, by BMTH; No Ordinary Love, My Generation, Sleepless Nights by MMF; Not Coming In, A Waste Of Space by Dayshell; Control, Gasoline by Halsey; Death of Me, Feed the Machine, Fight Inside, Impostor by Red, Bitter Taste, Someone Who Cares, Bully, Get Out Alive, Riot, I Hate Everything About You by TDG; Room to Breathe, Love Me Like You Used To, When We Were Younger, by YMAS; Dance With The Devil, Unknown Soldier, Evil Angel, Diary of Jane, So Cold by BB; Paint it Black, by Hidden Citizens; Suicidal Dream, Faultline, Pure Massacre by Silverchair; You Can't Stop Me, We Have All Had Enough by Suicide Silence

Fav movies: Rise of the Guardians, HTTYD 2, Fast and Furious 1-7, Transformers 1-3, any MCU movie, Deadpool, Hunger Games,

Fav TV shows: SUPERNATURAL!!!! Daredevil, Teen Wolf, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Arrow, Flash, American Horror Story, The Originals,

Fav books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, the Hunger Games trilogy, the Inheritance Cycle, the Mortal Instruments, Divergent trilogy, the Kane Chronicles, the Obernewtyn Chronicles, the Fault In Our Stars, the Maze Runner, Infernal Devices, Dark Artifices, Throne of Glass series, Under the Never Sky series, Magnus Chase,

Fav authors: Rick Riordan, Christopher Paolini, Suzanne Collins Cassandra Clare and Isobelle Carmody

Fav male characters: Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Eragon, Peeta Mellark, Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis, Rushton, Finnick Odair, Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace, Michael Yew, Tobias Eaton, Carter Kane, Anubis, Will Herondale, Jem Carstairs, Gideon Lightwood, Henry Branwell, Thomas, Augustus Waters, Perry, Dorian, Chaol, Castiel, Dean Winchester, Stiles Stilinski, Elijah Mikaelson, Frank Castle, Zuko, Tate Langdon, Barry Allen, Julian Blachthorn

Fav female characters: Annabeth Chase, Piper Mclean, Arya, Saphira, Katniss Everdeen, , Clary Fray, Isabelle Lightwood, Elspeth Gordie, Thalia Grace, Tris Prior, Sadie Kane, Zia, Tessa Gray, Sophie Collins, Cecily Herondale and Charlotte Branwell, Aria, Celaena Sardothien, Emma Carstairs, Christina, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Malia Tate,

Fav actors: Jennifer Lawrence, Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Logan Lerman, Jon Bernthal,

Fears: I have anxiety, let's not make a list

My favourite book/TV couples: PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Jace/Clary, Four/Tris, Elspeth/Rushton, Jason/Piper, Leo/Calypso, Katniss/Peeta, Finnick/Annie, Eragon/Arya (Even though that technically never happened...), Spitfire (Wally and Artemis) WILL AND TESSA!!!!!! OH THERE ARE TOO MANY!!!!!!! Destiel (Cas/Dean), Stiles/Lydia

What I'm reading: The Secret River by Kate Grenville, damn school books

What I'm listening to: MNSTR by Crown The Empire

"One Must Always Be Careful With Books And What Is Inside Them, For Words Have the Power to Change Us"--Tessa Gray, The Clockwork Angel

Name: That is a secret. Hehehe

Single or taken: Single

Gender: Female

Birthday: May

Sign: Tuarus

--APPEARANCE--

Hair color: Dark Brown

Eye colour: Change colour

Height: 5'9", 5'10"

Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: I don't really shop much

Favourite designer?: Don't have one.

What is your sexiest outfit?: I have this really tight fitting dress?

What is your most comfortable outfit?: Sweatpants and a hoodie...or just pyjamas

What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a comfortable shirt. Or shorts and a comfortable shirt in summer.

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever's in the bathroom

What are you listening to right now: MNSTR by Crown The Empire

Who is the last person that called you?: My mummy

How many buddies are online right now?: I dunno

--FAVORITES--

Food: Mangoes, grapes, nachoes... ice coffee, ice tea... do drinks even count?

Girls names: Hayley, Charlotte and Tessa

Boy’s names: I am absolutely obsessed with the name Jack, which may or may not be because of Jack Frost

Subjects in school: English, P.E. and my electives.

Animals: Horses and cats

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Not that I remember???

Smoked?: Nope

Bungee jumped?: Nope, and I'm not planning on it either

Made yourself throw up?: Absolutely not

Skinny dipped?: Yes, when I was, like, five.

Ever been in love?: No

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope

Pictured your crush naked?: No

Actually seen your crush naked?: No, of course not

Cried when someone died?: Fortunately I haven't dealt with such an experience. Do pets count? If they do, then yes.

Lied: Yes

Fallen for your best friend? : No

Rejected someone?: A few times

Used someone?: nope

Done something you regret?: Not exactly

--WHAT--

Clothes: Anything comfortable.

Music: well, heavy metal, if you want to be frank about it, but its metalcore

Smell: grape scented stuff.

Desktop picture: Compilation of my favourite bands/tv characters

CD in player: Not sure

DVD in player: I'm pretty sure its Deadpool

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: I don't understand this question. I punched my brother before, but if you mean romantically it's my ex

You hugged: My friend

You IMed: Don't IM

You yelled at: My sister.

You kissed: I kissed my ex-boyfriend on the cheek?

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: Yes

Open-minded: Yeah

Arrogant: Sometimes...

Insecure: Absolutely

Random: All the time

Hungry: Most of the time yes

Smart: Depends on your definition of smart

Moody: Yes, yes I am

Hard working: When I actually get off my ass and do something.

Organized: I'm OCD about papers and my locker and handwritting, but other than that no, my name is a synonym for procrastinating

Healthy: Eh, kinda, no not really

Shy: yes

Difficult: Yes

Bored easily: Unfortunately yes, pretty sure I'm ADHD

Obsessed: Yes, lets not get into that

Angry: Occasionally

Sad: yeah

Happy: Most of the time

Hyper: Like, all the time

Trusting: kinda, no really

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: No one

Slap?: This bitch in my class. I will not name.

Get really wasted with?: I guess my friends

Get high with: I don't smoke

Talk to offline: My friends

Talk to online: I'm not online, unless you count this.

Sex it up with: Um...

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: complain about having to get up

Love is: Something that I might have to wait for

I dream about: I don't dream much

Sexual preference: Excuse me?

What do you notice first in the opposite sex: Um, looks and height. A guy can't be shorter than me.

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: Neither

Flowers or candy: Neither

Tall or short: Tall

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: It's not hard to get me to laugh. Just stare at me funny and I'm on the floor. Apparently laughing is good for the abs, if that's true, I'd be an Iron Man... or Woman?

Makes you smile: It's also not hard to get me to smile

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: There might be this one guy, maybe

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nope

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No, not really.

Wish you were younger: yeah, sometimes

Cry because someone said something to you?: I don't cry

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: zero

Of hearts I have broken: Zero

Of guys I've kissed: Two

Of girls I've kissed: None

Of CD's I own: I'm not sure

Of scars on my body: I have too may scars on my legs.

Books aren't made of pages and words, they are made of hopes, dreams and possibilities

50 Random things you should(?) know about me!

1. I'm absolutely certain I have been living with ADHD, undiagnosed. I cannot, repeat cannot, sit still, not even in my sleep. If you make me laugh it will take me roughly half an hour to get me to calm down and I have about a 5 second attention spam.
2. I hate people touching me. Once, this guy walked too close to me and I slapped him (I knew the guy, I didn't just hit a random). I wouldn't normally hit people because of that, but I was really pissed off.
3. I am usually an extremely happy person, but I get pissed off really easy! Not necessarily mad, just really pissed.
4. I LOVE mangoes. And grapes. Oh my gods, they are the best!!!!!
5. I am obsessed with the smell of grape highlighter.
6. Percy Jackson is mine.
7. So is Jace Wayland.
8. And Finnick Odair.
9. I live in the middle of nowhere.
10. Last year I cut of 35cm of my hair for a cancer charity, which is really depressing for me because I have VERY long hair, but its almost as long as it used to be
11. My eyes change colour. Kinda like Piper's(...?)
12. I hate Thalico. In case you haven't noticed people, Thalia is a sworn eternal maiden!!!!! And besides, Nico's gay anyways. And he's, like, 6 years younger than Thalia if you don't count the fact that she was a tree for 7 years. Thalia should be 18, and Nico's only 13 or something.
13. Go PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. I really hate spiders, and earwigs. Other bugs I'm okay with, but I've always been terrified of earwigs and I blame my fear of spiders on Rick Riordan and the Mark of Athena (If you weren't scared by Arachne than you're in denial).
15. The only book that has ever made me cry is the Mark of Athena. Why did you put my Percy is Tartarus, Rick? What the Hades is wrong with you???
16. I have anxiety, maybe depression too, I don't like to talk about it, ever
17. I love the Lightning Thief movie even though the book was a bajillion times better.
18. I'm really annoyed at the people who created the Sea of Monster movie and decided not to turn Percy into a guinea pig. I mean, come on! That was one of the best parts of the book! And the Siren Bay. They had to do the Circe part because that's where you meet Reyna and Hylla, who are MAJOR parts of the Heroes of Olympus. I mean, when they make that movie, they can't have Reyna hate Percy for destroying her home if it never freaking happened!
19. I REALLY love Shayley Bourget, and am very sad he left OM&M
20. I'm really oblivious.
21. Procrastinating is my job.
22. I don't remember how many times I've read Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus and the Hunger Games.
23. I've seen all the Twilight Saga movies but I've only read the first book.
24. I don't like Harry Potter (Please don't kill me). I read the first book, got bored half-way through the second and can't stand the movies. I've tried watching them so many times, but I just can't.
25. I once forgot to bring my own birthday cake to my party.
26. Feet are gross. Why can't we have cute feet like cats?
27. I love cats.
28. Especially fat, fluffy ones.
29. I have never had a blood-nose.
30. I play the guitar.
31. Almost everything in my room is blue.
32. I love the colour blue.
33. i know how to drive a manual car.
34. I've only been on a plane twice in my life.
35. My old teacher plays for the Geelong VFL team.
36. I don't watch horror movies because that are lame and don't scare me.
37. I watched my neighbours dog get hit by a car. It was very traumatic.
38. My maths teacher next year is Nanny McPhee.
39. I don't actually know the teachers name.
40. I fell asleep during NAPLAN testing.
41. I've never been stung my a bee.
42. I've been stung by a wasp though, it got inside my jeans and stung me on the back of the knee.
43. It really hurt.
44. I laugh at pretty much anything.
45. There is only one song by Justin Beiber that I like. That is As Long As You Love Me.
46. I've added a new guy to my list, Will Herondale. He's mine.
47. I am absolutely OBSESSED with Supernatural
48. Castiel is a beautiful badass
49. He's mine too
50. I hate school

I love you, and I will love you until the day I die
And if there's a life after that, I'll love you then-- Jace Wayland, City of Glass

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?(Blue)

2. Your first initial?(P)

3. Your month of birth?(May)

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?(Black)

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.(Holly)

6. Your favorite number?(18)

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?(Drving)

you like the Lake or Ocean more?(ocean)

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).(To fall in love)

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

I want to be brave, and selfless, and smart, and kind and honest -- Four, Divergent

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, I-want-your-cookies, FelipeThePenguin, cubanbread1993, AnnabelleTheMidget, theperksofbluefood, A.S.N.9900, PavLuvsPercyJackson

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes,

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Deviantart

3) What's your middle name?

Anneliese (I think that's how you spell it?)

4) Your current relationship status?

Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't know, I think he has a girlfriend, which is so typical

6) What is your current mood?

Tired

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Uhh. . . white ... i think. Why...?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black

9) Missing something?

My sanity

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Too many things

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A cat, so I can sleep all day.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Yeah, I almost got hit by my principal's car.

13) Something you do a lot?
Write, read, sleep, play guitar... read, sleep

14) The song stuck in your head?

MNSTR by CTE

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

A.S.N.9900

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Jessica Watson (she sailed 'round the world solo)

17) When was the last time you cried?

I dunno, not long ago

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes, i practically shat myself.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Telekenesis, so I can read minds and stuff. And awesome water powers like Percy

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Height. If he's shorter than me... no.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I haven't been to Starbucks, we don't have them in Geelong

22) What's your biggest secret?

Ah, I probably shouldn't tell you...

23) Favorite color?
Aqua

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Depends on how kiddie it is?

25) What are you?

Last time I checked, I was a person...

26) Do you speak any other language?
Indonesia, Italian, but I forgot half of it, don't even think I can count to ten anymore

27) What's your favorite smell?

Um, grape highlighter. That stuff smells sooooooooooooooooooo good. I bought one from the shop the other day just so I could smell it, and it was two bucks.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Weird.

29) Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

No.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

I don't wanna go back to school

31) What should you be doing?

homework

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My sister, unsurprisingly

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Well, I have to, I live on a farm.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

. . . I never really thought about that

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope... yes

36) What is your natural hair color?
Dark Brown

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I can't remember

Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy,
all these things matter less than what your heart contains. All those things are the glass that contains
the lamp, but you are the light inside it--Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

Reviews that made me smile!

Moonshroom420- YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY the threat of Luke and a kiss. Perfect chapter, my friend! Absolutely perfect.
Thanks for the reply I'm so glad that you like the idea. Now I'm seriously looking forward to it. Please update soon I'm not quite dead yet but I might be if theres no update. :)

Moonshroom420- that is a cute bunny. YAY PERCABETH! Luke and Percy already have a rivalry, hu? this will be good *rubs hands evilly*

Shur'tugalDivergentDemigod- Okay, dis is pure swag. ( . .)
(")(")

Guest- I love this, best story I've read in a long time and I just started it!

Contrary To Popular Belief 3-Yay Annabeth!
I think Thalia will help Percy (bleh bad guess)
No clue what Luke did, maybe kill someone?
Leo was in this chapter Yayyyyyyyy! And he mentioned Jason! *Showers with confetti*

Shur'tugalDivergentDemigod- OH MY GODS! Just tell us what Luke did to Percy already! Could you have there be a big fight between Luke and Percy? Percy will win, obviously!

Rosario Central- Wow I wonder what genius gave you the idea to use the Roman camp as a ship? (You did! Hehe)

Cookie LoverXX- UNFAIR U CANT HAVE JACE PERCY AND FINNICK PLZ SHARE (YOUR STORY IS REALLY GOOD)X

Moonshroom420- NOOOOO, MEAN CLIFFHANGER! UPDATE SOON PLEASE!

Goddess Of Idiots- In your face Luke! Plz update soon. ;)

Goddess Of Idiots- Oh my Gods, THEY KISSED! It's like the last Olympian all over again! Plz update soon. ;)

Rachelsparklegirl- oh my gosh this is awesome! Please update! I understand writers block, but if this is how you write when you have it, I bet you are freakin amazing when you don't have writers block!

TeamLeo-In biology, someone asked my teacher Percy's dare. The sad part is I think they did it willingly.

Ash- Make the Stoll's kiss! duh awesome pay back!

Percabeth-Posthena- ou should dare Percy to IM Athena and tell her that he got Annabeth pregnant

Contrary To Popular Belief 3- Whoa, KILL LUKE! KILL HIM!!!

THANKS FOR ALL THE MAGNIFICENT REVIEWS PEOPLE!!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T GOT ANY NEGATIVE FEEDBACK YET, SO THAT'S GREAT, PLEASE KEEP REVIEWING MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL ;p

Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
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THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough*(Guilty)

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. (A girl can dream right?)

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart- I copied this from PJoHoOFan

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, GamerGal546, Girl-with-black-wings. Rocketdog791, It’s Fnicking Awesomeness, TeamPiper, Lexie Daughter of Athena, Firecewolf, Bookworm257, KatieElizabethGrace, PJoHoOFan, PavLuvsPercyJackson

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Why am I on this sight then?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hades yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.(Definitely!)

You quote random lines all the time.(Most of the time)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (That's a great idea! I know what to do during class now!)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (That is like, one of the most important part about brewing a Fangirl/boy!)

You've got a book memorized. (Yep! :))

You've read a book more than five times. (Duh! I mean, HoH is like 500 and something pages long (I feel ashamed not to know the number :())

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yep!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...WHO TOLD YOU!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (I would like for Percy to be by boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure Annabeth would kick my ass)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals his memories, he will always remember you.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

"The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

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xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

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Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

the-crazy-kit-kat

Thalico-freak-99-

nissi1216

Nico's Girlfriend1

PavLuvsPercyJackson

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, fat pannda, Nico's Girlfiend1, PavLuvsPercyJackson

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER SAID THAT AN ANIME CHARACTER IS SEXY AND YOU LOVE THEM, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena

"So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

"We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!"

"Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

(Bold=yes)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
(x) Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid (Just with my little brother)
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (I was five, jeez)
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x) Talk with food in your mouth. (Occasionally, only at home)
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13 ( and I am a girl!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) Cats are better than dogs.

(x) You wear lip gloss/Chapstick (does lip balm count?)

(x) You love to shop

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry (Only earrings)

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance. (In grade 2)

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

(x) You smile a lot more than you should

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7.

That's kinda sad.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (Seriously -.-")

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile!

B=yes

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door

4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 (x)It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 (x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it

16 (X) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow

18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (heck yeah, it was me!)

19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling

21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class (I fell alseep during my NAPLAN test, and three times in one period)

22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (That happened just today, actually. I put my jacket on upside-down, so the hem was where the collar should be.)

30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)

31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...

32 (x) You break a lot of things (purposely!)

33 (x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.

37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day

38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say

39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

GODLY PARENT QUIZ!

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself. (Sometimes)
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors. (I live there!)
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ARES

You often start fights. (Not full-on fights)
You’re a very aggressive type of person. (if I'm pissed off)
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

You're valedictorian in your class

3/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (kinda?)
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Wood shop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

3/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad

4/10

I'm a child of HERMES, then Apollo, or a Hunter of Artemis.

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth!

2) Favorite guy character? Percy Jackson, he's mine.

3) Favorite girl character? Annabeth Chase

4) Favorite god? Poseidon

5) Favorite goddess? Athena

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon

7) Is Luke hot? Not in a million years!

8) Would you join the Hunters? No

9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword-fighting. I suck at achery

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Um...Iris? No...Hecate.

12) Favorite book? The whole series!

13) Least favorite? None!

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year-round

15) Favorite couple? Percabeth, Jasper, Leanya

16) Are you a demigod? Hades yeah I am!

17) Who would be your parent? Hermes, or Apollo, or Poseidon or Athena?

18) Favorite minor character? The Stolls!!

19) Ethan or Luke? Niether, sorry I don't like bad boys.

20) Favorite monsters? Ceberus, Mrs.Oleary

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

the beach.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Percy

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Octavian

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

All the them!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Percy

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

God: Apollo or Poseidon

Goddess: Athena or Artemis

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Try to play it cool, but I'm having a fangirling episode on the inside

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Thalia and Nico if it's Linkin Park, Annabeth and Percy if it's not. if its to Justin bebier throw them to the Daughters of aphordite and watch them go at it. Same with one Direction

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy, coz then he can use his awesome water powers to get me home, plus I get to spend time with Percy!

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

"Da Fuq" And Give him a look like your on crack

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Percabeth, Jasper, Lyena

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Talking about random famliy things. Then we all go out for ice cream :)

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Watching movings with the demigods.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"You're not getting away from me, never again.''
''As long as we're together."

OR

''That fall? That was nothing; I fell twice that far from St Louis arch.''

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Every Percy moment. DUH!

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he says "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment

Apollo being Fred.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

At the Hoover Damn, when he and Thalia are making dam jokes.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Percy and Annabeth's underwater kiss.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ( Have I already posted that part?)

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

ed if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown

Songs dedicated to Percy Jackson and the Olympains and Heroes of Olympus!

Seven of the Prophecy- This is War, by 30 Seconds to Mars, How Far We've Come by Macthbox 20, Battlescars by Guy Sebastian, Hall of Fame by The Script

Percy Jackson- Fighter by Gym Class Heroes, Angel With a Shotgun by the Cab, Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan, Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes.

Annabeth Chase- Fighter by Christina Aguilera, Stonger by Kelly Clarkson, Unbreakable by Fireflight

Grover Underwood- Citizen Soldier by 3 Doors Down

Nico di Angelo- Demons by Imagine Dragons, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day,

Thalia Grace- She's a Rebel by Green Day, Lightning by Alex Coot, SoWhat by Pink

Jason Grace- Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down, Hear Me by Imagine Dragons

Piper McLean- Wings by Little Mix, Bad Reputation by Joan Jett

Leo Valdez- Going Down in Flames by 3 Doors Down

Hazel Levesque- Diamonds by Rihanna, Who Says by Selena Gomez, Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson

Frank Zhang- Iris by Goo Goo Dolls, Roar by Katy Perry

Reyna- Skyfall by Adele, Titanium by David Guetta ft Sia

Octavian- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace, I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin

The Stolls-

Silena Beauregard- Unfaithful by Rihanna, Battlefield by Jordan Sparks

Charles Beckendorf- Photograph by Nickleback

Luke Castellan- You're Gonna Go Far Kid by Offspring, Numb by Linkin Park

Ethan Nakumura- Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

Clarisse la Rue- Headstrong by Trapt, Won't Back Down by Eminem

Rachel Elizabeth Dare-

Percabeth- You and I by One Direction, A Thousand Years by Christina Perri.

100 Questions

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I'm allergic to mosquitoes, so most of the time they scar.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Wallpaper, some pics... not much really. Damn, I need to redecorate.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I was (kinda) diagnosed with sleep apnea, so I snore and I breathe really loud. And I drool

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Hard rock or metal.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Um... pretty sure it was at 4 am...?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? I want an iced coffee

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Having no maths homework.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Ummmmmmmmm, all of my books, and my laptop. And my kitty!!!!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I think I'm either 5'9 or 5'10.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yes, some times.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not usually. Sometimes I read something really scary, then psych myself out and convince myself something is going to eat me like a kindergartner. Embrace your inner 6 year old.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't know, I don't really cry much.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Anything from Body Shop smells good, but I'm not sure if they sell perfume. There's a Hello Kitty deodorant that smell like grape bubblegum which my favouite smell EVER!

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Brown hair, blue eyes or really pretty green.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I don't have the slightest clue. Hopefully a beach at sunset. Cliche, I know, but it sounds beautiful.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee all the way

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Hawaiian

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Grapes, or a mango, or maybe nachos or mac and cheese

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Uh, no. Interesting question...

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I can't remember.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? maybe

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Uh... Target? I don't shop, ok?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? I live on a farm.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Well I have cats, sheep, chickens and a horse.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? You can't maneuver around love. It always manages to cram it's way in even when you know it will never happen. Why do you think so many people love Justin Beiber?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Go straight up to them and just confess; just let it out. I know it takes a lot of courage, but I promise you, it will end a lot better than keeping your mouth shut.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 18, coz that's my birthday.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes (I'm biased.)

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Probably my BFF, or my mum.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Clearing your throat, sniffling, continuous coughing, people who don't like hugs, and my younger sister. And people touching me.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Um... I don't live in the U.S.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I care too much about what other people think. You would never guess with my personality, but I am very uncomfortable in my own skin. Like with constructive criticism, my first reaction is "They hate it!" But then I have to tell myself they don't hate it, they're just trying to help. And I'm too nice to tell this guy that I REALLY don't like him.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I met multiple AFL players, but some of you probably don't know what AFL is. BTW, its Australia's football.

37. FIRST JOB? I work on a horse stud where they breed thoroughbreds

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? ALL THE TIME!!! My friends and I enjoys prank calling each other and getting together and prank calling our guy friends. They're so clueless.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Writing my story.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I had my tonsils and adenoids taken out last year

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair, all the girls love it coz its long and naturally straight. And this guy randomly told me I had pretty eyes the other day.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, but according to the orthodontist, I need them.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Um... I'm nt sure

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I'm not really sure. Probably either two or three.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I used to.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Pretty much whatever Target has on sale. I'm currently using Herbal Essences.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's pretty neat if I'm not in a rush. If it is, it gives ME a headache.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham, I don't really eat meat... but I'm not vegetarian.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I used to chew on my nails, but my dad showed me his nails and scared me out of the habit. And I have a really bad problem with sarcasm.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? ...? Don't know. I haven't look at my CD's in AGES. Who needs them when you have iTunes?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe. I seem a bit quiet when you don't know me, but I'm actually REALLY loud.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Ah, kinda. But I don't mind.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? On my sister. Most of the time she's the source of my anger.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Probably my nanna and pa's house. Our properties joined to theirs, so we basically already live with them.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My teddy Wooby, I've had him since I was a baby, he was my first toy.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Not many, 36.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Barney made me cry as a child.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Of course! Sarcasm is FUN! I use sarcasm so much my friends can't even tell if I'm being sarcastic or not any more.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Kindness, huggable, funny, interesting, understanding, a gentleman, tall, loyal, protective, and overall very lovable. .

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Well, I have many nicknames that have to go with my name, but I would rather not out them out in the open. But my guy friends call me short stuff a lot, even though I'm taller than most of them. And Pav, obviously since that's my pen name.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? IMAGINE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Teen Wolf, Legend of Korra, Arrow, Flash, American Horror Story, Daredevil and Young Justice.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I don't do SAT.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla, or choc-chip.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Totally. But I have the weirdest fingers ever! I'm double jointed, like, everywhere, but my fingers are really stuffed up.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? P.E.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Uh, no. wasn't there?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Really fast. My dad drives a V8 muscle car. Chevy Impala all the way!!!!!!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Why not?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Take Me Under by Three Days Grace

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Lemon lime and bitters

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Well, to be completely honest, their looks. Because when you first see someone, all you see is what they look like, duh.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I have no idea.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Justin Beiber.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? May. That's my birthday.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? What am I, a psychic? I have no stinkin idea!

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Mostly gray, or green/blue, but they change colour

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonalds or Subway... interesting combination.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? yeah, but I wouldn't eat it a lot.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Daredevil.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The last day of school. HALLELUJAH, SCHOOLS OVER!!!!! POOL PARTY!!!!!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I play guitar. Another contributor to my messed up fingers. Steel strings are not good for your fingertips.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Independent.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? I do hug more people than I kiss...

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? food.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't have my own car.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Silence by Becca Fitzpatrick

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE. I think my crush has a girlfriend

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

They hurt her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you..

(Sorry, I'm paranoid)

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

try it it's funny

Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I ate a tellytubby because I'm bringing sexy back!

I REALLY wanted to try this

Okay, so I'm obsessed with the couple...

„ ºø„„øº „øº ºø„ WALTEMIS „øº „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø„

If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like to say "Derp" after every sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Young Justice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Wally/Artemis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. (What do youthink I'm doing when it's bed-time?)

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

This last one scared me so i pasted it one my profile...

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha