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A Young Woman's Political Record by jacobk reviews
With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 308,837 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Tanya, Visha
He Let Me Live by SageQuill reviews
The sequel to 'I Let Them Go.' Sector Seven should have been the end. She was wrong. Now, in a world of misguided trust and betrayal, a former Turk must learn to survive for the freedom she seeks. Final chapter posted! "Under a Steel Gray Sky"
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 327,021 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Shuriken/Cissnei - Complete
Dust Trader by BrokenMimir reviews
(Science Fiction AU) Weiss Schnee was born to wealth and privilege on the core world of Atlas. Ruby Rose was born on the poor frontier colony of Patch with few prospects but many dreams. A chance meeting when Weiss's ship breaks down on the way to Vale changes their lives forever.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,274 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/11/2019 - Published: 7/2/2019 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Yesterday was plain awful by zipadeea reviews
"WHERE IS LADYBUG? The headlines scream Sunday morning, and Caline Bustier feels her stomach just drop." After a terrifying akuma attack, Paris and its heroes are left reeling. All most people want is to know what has happened to their beloved Ladybug and Chat Noir. Marinette and Adrien just want to be okay.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,211 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Ms. C. Bustier - Complete
Letters to Winter by Mallobaude reviews
It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from? Cover art by Gabecebro.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 277,457 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Winter S., Team RWBY - Complete
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
Lucky Us by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Marinette Dupain-Cheng's life isn't going as planned: twenty-six, recently dumped, and running her parents' bakery. The highlights of her day are the emails sent by her mysterious pen pal, Chat Noir. That is, until handsome model Adrien Agreste starts swinging by the bakery after hours. But how is he to know the Ladybug he loves is standing right in front of him?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,740 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] - Complete
Teaching Lessons by Remasa reviews
Ever since Gabriel Agreste discovered his son was Chat Noir, he had followed his progress from behind the scenes as best as he could. All he saw was how horrible Chat Noir's flirting techniques were. Gabriel is determined to teach his son how to properly woo the woman of his dreams – without Adrien catching on to what he is trying to do.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
A Tactician's Legacy by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
Father Sky, please help me make sense of this. Why did Bern launch a war on everyone? The older folks, the veterans of Campaign of Fire, know more than they say, but they wait and let my generation forge ahead blindly. I hope they know what they're doing, because I don't know if we do. But we'll try anyway. My name is Irene, tactician, and this is the legacy we've inherited.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 364,613 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Roy, Lilina, Sue, Guinivere - Complete
For the House by The Fighting Irishman reviews
It was the book that first drew Erandur's attention. Any Orc that spent their time sitting in an inn reading "Antecedents of Dwemer Law" was cut from a different cloth.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Erandur
Old Lullabies Die Hard by L.C. Li reviews
"Since when did you know how to braid hair, Jack?" — or; Soldier 76 sees and thinks of his little girl.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/25/2017 - J. Morrison/Soldier: 76, Hana Song/D. Va - Complete
Observations from the 83 Bus Stop by HarmonyEverlark reviews
"Remus John Lupin was a man on a mission. He was going to find his pseudo-nephew, Harry Potter, if it killed him." Why was it that Remus Lupin never tried to contact with Harry, his last link to his best friends, before becoming his Defence Against the Dark Arts professor? A little mean to Dumbledore, I'm afraid. Mostly canon-compliant. Now two-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Pedestals by across-galaxies reviews
"It wasn't supposed to happen like this. Adrien would be lying he said he never imagined finding out who Ladybug was. In his imagination, it had always happened dramatically after a battle, or maybe romantically on the top of the Eiffel Tower or Notre Dame. But it was always supposed to be to Chat Noir. Never to Adrien."
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Double Entendre by speaks reviews
When Nino and Alya discover the secret phones Marinette and Adrien use to keep in contact with each other as Lady and Chat outside of costume, they assume their friends have discovered their secrets. But there is a chance that Nino and Alya have connected all the wrong dots, here. A chance which leads to the most awkward and terrifying date in the history of humanity.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler
To the Last Septim by gabbicav reviews
From the safety of an arranged marriage within the Cyrodiil aristocracy, to a battle to protect all she holds dear. Sarina Passero is cast into a war she doesn't understand, pit against mysterious assassins and daedric forces, and tasked with an impossible quest; to close the jaws of Oblivion, and to find and save Tamriel's only hope: the last Septim. An Oblivion novelisation.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 295,666 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Martin S., Hero of Kvatch] Caroline - Complete
A Tactician's Testimony by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
I know what you're thinking. How could a high stakes campaign have occurred without the entire continent knowing? How could a ragtag bunch of misfits, an army consisting of everything from assassins to knights to half-trained civilians have saved Elibe? Well, this is my log, my testimony of everything that happened. My name is Katri, master tactician, and this is our story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 361,114 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Lyndis, Eliwood, Hector, Tactician/Mark - Complete
Great Minds by TheScreamingViking reviews
Genesis does not want a student and Kunsel does not want a mentor. If they occasionally stand next to each other when voicing general pieces of advice that is entirely coincidental. A short story of an unlikely friendship that takes off despite everyone's best efforts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Genesis R., Kunsel - Complete
Grimaspawn, timelost psychotics, and lesser irritants by MorayInTheWreck reviews
Standalone stories of Morgan, Morgan, Lucina, and the rest of Fire Emblem Awakening's cast, with a focus on the second generation. Playing tonight: The grand finale! Featuring stories from a masked champion, the princess of Ylisse, the avenger of the future, a hero without peer, and perhaps even the child of a god.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,637 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan, Severa/Selena - Complete
A Change of Clothes by gethsemane342 reviews
In the days after the Thaw, the only thing about herself that Elsa is sure of is that she doesn't want to be the person she was before it. Thus follows a story of soup, disguises and walking naked.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Anna, Elsa, Marshmallow, OC - Complete
What Little Girls Are Made Of by HaiJu reviews
Phantom and his younger double save Amity Park from a monstrous ghost, nearly destroying themselves in the process. The Fentons have always hunted ghosts; now it's time to save one.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Dani - Complete
Garg and Moonslicer by Stealthytanub reviews
This isn't mine, its a post prom /r/DnD but it was so amazing that I felt that it had to be immortalized here. What would happen if an intelligent greatsword inhabited by an ancient paladin's LG spirit was found by a mean-spirited ogre, and the sword kept making telepathic LG suggestions which the ogre dim-wittedly obeyed...
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
Atychiphobia by Guardian of a Friend reviews
She wasn't perfect, not even close. But the world didn't need perfect, it only needed possible. Three shot. Serena/Calem
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Calem/Calme, Serena] - Complete
Halcyon Days by Aurumite reviews
Stories about Emmeryn, Chrom, Lissa, and Frederick as they grow up together. [Chapter 16: an assassination attempt.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,523 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Chrom, Frederick, Lissa, Emmeryn
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 708 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Tactician's Engagement by Migratory Housefly reviews
Set during the two-year timeskip in Awakening. Already harried after assuming the responsibilities of his late-sister the Exalt, Chrom faces another potential political fiasco when his tactician announces his intention to marry a potentially controversial figure.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Tharja] Chrom - Complete
Ask Me Anything by gethsemane342 reviews
"Thirteen years apart. People become estranged on much less time than that." Short story looking at how Elsa and Anna came to know each other after the events of the film.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Only the Music by LadyPhenyx reviews
Though pain and joy, victory and loss, Jack has danced through life. He doesn't know it yet, but it's given him a reputation - one he and the Guardians are only now learning about.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,007 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] - Complete
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
No Longer Alone by chellethewriter reviews
Toothless had been born alone, and he expected to die the same way. Loneliness was his way of life. But what happens when he bonds with a Viking boy named Hiccup, despite the feud between their species? Basically the entire movie from Toothless's POV, and believe it or not, he's a pretty intelligent dragon. Rated T to be safe! First fic, I don't own anything HTTYD. NOW COMPLETE!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,136 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Anonymous by epic-failwin reviews
NightFury is now online. StormChaser is now online. Modern AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,607 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Life's Funny Like That by Freyjadour reviews
AU: Squall is a successful SeeD, but he is unhappy with his life. He begins having vivid dreams of a beautiful woman and decides he must find her. With a mix of determination and uncertainty, Squall follows a series of hints while traveling the world to find his dream girl, but is she really the goal, or is life leading him down a different path?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Rinoa H., Selphie T., Squall L., Zell D. - Complete
Voices by Lugubrious DBB reviews
She could remember the exact moment she first heard the voices. A dark retelling of the film from Elsa's point of view as she struggles to control the darkness inside of her. Rated T for angst, mild language, and tormented introspection.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,358 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Elsa - Complete
Another Kind of Love by reens reviews
Oneshots. Written because Elsa deserves all the love in the world and then some. And because love has been right there, if only she knew how to recognize it.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Heather Together by Cke1st reviews
What would it take to realistically get Hiccup away from Astrid and into someone else's arms? If that someone-else washed ashore in the middle of the movie, instead of later during the CN series, things might have turned out very differently. I wrote this because several people requested it. Rated T for a bit of lime flavor at the end; the language is all K. Heathercup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,004 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Hiccup, Heather] - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12045 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Lady Lioness by CalliopeMused reviews
Alanna never went to Corus to learn to become a page. When Lady Alanna makes her debut at sixteen, the entire world has changed, and she will be the one to put things right. Alternate Canon
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,879 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Alanna, George
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete