Fanfiction caught me again and so now I have TWO banned stories. Yay. Here they are:

Let's Start a Nuclear War - Alfred F. Jones is a straight man. This is a fact he has always known and been able to rely on. So when his best friend drags him to a gay bar, he certainly isn't attracted to the blonde guy across the room.

Save a Horse, Ride an Airplane - Alfred's heat starts in the middle of a long flight due to his inability to responsibly pay attention to his own body. Good thing there happens to be a ridiculously attractive Alpha by the name of Arthur sitting next to him.

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Here is a link to my story Classroom Deviance that has been translated into Spanish by Zuruchan: Classroom Deviance

Hello beautiful people! I assume you're here because you stumbled across one of my stories and you wanted to know more about me and my writing.

First of all, I love to write in my free time. I have about a dozen sticky notes on my laptop with story ideas and never enough time to write them, but I'm doing my best. Sometimes it'll take a while for an update since I do have stressful classes and a social life to maintain (psh, just kidding. I have no social life). I like to write weird, kinky smut and cute fluff. Often in my stories, both happen :)

I'm a biology/environmental studies double major in college and I also have two jobs and daily mountains of homework, plus service projects, so I have very little free time. That being said, I do try to write as much as possible. I'm studying to be a geneticist of some sort and I'm a HUGE nerd, so I apologize in advance if that shows up in my stories ;)

USUKUS is my soul.

As my username suggests, I love to garden. If I'm not writing or sleeping or eating, then I'm probably outside obsessing over my baby plants or hiking.

Random facts aside, I always welcome PMs and reviews so feel free to shower me with your words of criticism or otherwise!

Current long-term project:

The World I Once Knew: a UsUkUs fic in which Alfred stumbles across a Naga while lost in the woods. They become fast friends out of curiosity for the other species and eventually a romance blooms, but they have to be careful because this is a modern!AU and if the public finds out about Arthur they would flip their shit. (casual summary is casual)

Don't ever listen to my promises of updates. I'm a liar and I will let you down every time :'( But I try!

Vaguely planned long-term project ideas:

1) Arthur is a newspaper columnist that writes controversial opinions. His ideas catch the eye of a high school student named Alfred. Essential plot: Alfred wants to know more about the man behind the words and gets in contact with Arthur. This will be an age-gap romance fic with an age-gap of about 13ish years and Alfred will likely still be a minor. Now outlined!

2) Alfred is just a normal teenager trying to live his life when an English boy named Arthur shows up at his door claiming to be his half-brother. In which Alfred's father is irresponsible and neither boy can muster up proper brotherly feelings, instead falling very much in love. Proof that I can't write normal romance

3) I realllly have an interest in writing a UkUs version of the movie Her with Alfred starring as Samantha the operating system and Arthur as Theodore

4) Arthur is a historian studying battles the English fought on foreign soil and he tries to use magic to learn more about a Revolutionary War battle, but accidentally summons a soldier (Alfred). Shall be humor/fluff in which they both freak out and Alfred gets to learn about America's progress

These will all eventually be completed, but it will take time and patience from all involved.

Have a wonderful, magical, amazing day and thanks for all of the support. You guys make my life sparklier than Hetalia: Beautiful World :D

RANDOM STORY TIME

The other day, I was out with some friends and we were at a fancy tea house looking through the menus to see which tea we were going to get. Towards the back, I came across one called "Boston Tea Party" and it was described as "good for any celebration!" I don't even remember what kind of tea it was because I was so offended that I immediately began ranting to my friends about all the reasons why that was NOT okay. Fucking Americans.