Author has written 13 stories for Ninja Turtles, Young Justice, Power Rangers, Charmed, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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I am currently on Hiatus the only story I will be working on at all is Humans, I will hopefully continue soon )
Hi I am smarklez.
I like to write fanfiction on TMNT, Charmed, POWER RANGERS, lab rats,Big time rush, and Youtubers- Smosh , Team crafted, Joey Graceffa, Shane Dawson,
the only slash I do is with youtubers.
about me
Hair- Dish water blond aka really light brown
Eye's - Blue/green
Height 5'8 and 3/4
location-Wisconsin aka the armpit of Wisconsin
Favorite youtuber- ASFjerome
Favorite group youtubers- Smosh
Age-13
Favorite music group - 5sos best band ever. Back off Ashton is MINE MINE I tell you and (whisper) One direction Okay fine I like One Direction okay you don't need to care everyone is so judge mentel jeez. I also really like paramore
kay im good now moving on
Favorite tv show- TMNT or Supernatural (PS Sammy is mine not Jared because he is a real person but, I dibs Sammy)
Favorite Authors- James patterson, Wendy Mass, and Melody Carlson ( yes I am a Christan but not a super Christan thatmention god in every chapter of every story on everything.)
Which Robin are you most like?
Dick Grayson (1st Robin)
[x] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves
[x] You are flexible
[x] You love the circus
[x] You have lost someone precious to you in death
[x] You are caring and kind
[x] You are very intelligent
[ ] You're first language was not English
[x] You live with one parent/guardian
[x] You say “Holy _” a lot
[x] You have your own catchphrase.
[x] You are a leader
[ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends
[x] You have quit a team before
[x] You have made a name for yourself
[x] You are a very positive person.
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 14
Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
[ ] You are male
[ ] You own a gun
[x] You have failed at something (I'm A HORRIBLE SINGER)
[x] You have had a near-death experience (Almost chocked to death)
[x] You are headstrong and moody
[ ] You make rash decisions
[x] You have inner turmoil no one understands
[ ] You have a grudge against someone
[ ] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty
[ ] You are out for revenge
[ ] You prefer to work alone
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have red hair
TOTAL: 5
Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
[ ] You are male
[ ] You come from a wealthy family
[x] You idolize someone
[x] You have lost someone close to you in death
[ ] You think things through
[x] You are intelligent and quick to think
[x] You are good a figuring out puzzles
[x] You are a leader
[x] You get good grades
[ ] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot
[x] You lose your temper easily sometimes
[ ] You are somewhat anti-social
[x] You prefer not to show your emotions
[ ] You don't like to show off
[ ] Your favorite color is red
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 9
Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
[x] You are female
[x] You don’t get along with your father
[x] You father has been in jail
[x] You are impulsive
[ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)
[ ] You always feel you have something to prove
[ ] You have had a child
[ ] You change your appearance often
[ ] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls
[ ] You have seriously thought about faking your own death
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have blond hair
TOTAL: 5
Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You are male
[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line
[ ] You are short
[x] You are mature for your age
[x] You are always angry easily annoyed
[ ] You fight a lot, whether verbally or physically
[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced
[ ] You curse a lot
[ ] You live with only your father
[x] You like cats
[x] You have your own catchphrase
[x] You have blue eyes
[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 5
I AM Richard Grayson. He is my favorite. I am going as him this Halloween. How come not a single Robin has ever had brown hair. (Got this off of Browniesarethebest's profile.)
Favorite quotes
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who are jerks.
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
The evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
God made men first, then he had a better idea!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If she isn't there the first time you need her, chances are you won't be needing her again.
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Boys in books are just...Better!
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If your classmates think you're that innocent little girl who sits in the back of the room, but you're secretly thinking of violent and or annoying things to do to fictional characters, paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room to forget what you were doing, walk away and then remember copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing your homework right now, instead of being on fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I honestly don't want to know...)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, why?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .neve rmind.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.)
On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandpa by grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD grandpa GRAMPS
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN we really messed up"
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Know only a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Will help you move a body
BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."
FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt
BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
FRIENDS: Ask why your crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN, BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch (hulk much?)
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries (CANADIAN SOUL ANYONE)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm in Band, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals (I do but you get the point)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I CUT so I MUST be SUICIDAL.
I’ve gone to THERAPY so I MUST be CRAZY.
I’m over-weight so I MUST love food.
I’m a WICCAN so I MUST like to SACRIFICE animal and cast spells.
I’m a WICCAN so I MUST be a DEVIL WORSHIPPER.
I’m IMPULSIVE so I MUST be STUPID.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT so I Must be a tree hugging hippie I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (What I don't think im pretty)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich I'm WHITE so I must be responsible for everything wrong in this world - past and present I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I noticed a lot of these had to do with sexual preferences. I support you. Love who ever you want. Who am I to hate you for liking another guys or girl. I am straight but I support all sexuality. If you are narrow minded enough to hate gay people get the frick of my profile and find a freaking better personality.
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Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mphon a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you dont then you have no soul!!
My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better,I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk aren't at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.I press my self against the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sickens me top the soul,If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! So all I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!\The girl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills.
The girl you just called ugly. She had an allergic reaction after spending hours putting make up on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He was abused at home and just committed suicide.
See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
You know that guy with one arm? he stood up for a friend.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother has died recently.
You never know what it’s like until you walk a mile in their shoes. Trust me. I bet you won’t repost this. Only 5% do.
- A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
- 1: My real name: Nevaeh
- 2: My nobody name: Vaneexh (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)
- 3: My gangster name: Nevizzle (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle")
- 4: My detective name: Yellow Fox (fav colour and fav animal)
- 5: My Soap Opera Name: Elizabeth Rose Sportsman (your middle name and the street you live on)
- 6: My Star Wars name: Petne (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
- 7: My superhero name: Aqua water (2nd fav colour, fav drink)
- 8: My witness protection name: Ann (Don't know my dad's middle name and my step dad does not have one) (middle names of your parents)
- 9: My Goth name: Black (Black Bella) plus the name of one of your pets)
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sighcoe, Navaka114, kai2, MoonlitexAngel, Live to anger the World, Codeluluchan, addicted-to-the-fic, KKbobbitt93, Smarklez
YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (sometimes)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (bookstore...)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (ignoring the make-up part)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I liked braking their heads off.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
WHAT AM I?
PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat. (Playfully?)
You hate buying things that are on sale (you never know the quatity)
You have more than one house
Total : 2
GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (um, haven't you?)
You wear chains. (Do necklaces count?)
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. (What the hell that has to do with being gothic?)
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 4
PUNK
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 7
GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter. (who doesn't?)
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band. (what has that got to do with being a geek?)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick. (he he he I'm Yah ONLY when I'm sick.)
Total : 7
EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You cry easily (What?)
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot.
Total : 9 (What? really every one)
GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2
HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the Disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 7
ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards (writing awards...)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (#25 baby)
Total : 7
- So i'm an Emo/Scene nice. Good thing I don't care about labels.
our Godly Parent is...
ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President/Senate
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President/Senate.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia
6/9
POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.
2/10
HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (Only the second half.)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
4/10
DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
7/10
ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
1/10
ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
3/10
APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
9/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
3/10
HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (Because they look funny)
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
0/10
APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good. (Um, how do you smell naturally bad?)
You never experience a bad hair day. (No, actually I haven't)
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties. (What has that got to do with anything?)
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (To make sure there's nothing stuck in my teeth.)
3/10 (This can not be happening. just because I don't naturally stink does not mean I'm a daughter of Aphrodite!)
HERMES
You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
3/10 (Fair enough.)
DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
2/10 (Hush.)
I the daughter of Apollo I'm creative.
Dear Bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
And just when your about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you're in God's Army :)