Age: old enough I guess (21)

Sex: (its the one that starts with an M) take a wild guess 50% chance you're wrong

Personal info: (bout time i updated this) I recently moved to Florida. The weather here is much different than it was in Alaska (go figure) so that's one of the things im adjusting to. Me and my girlfriend are still settling into the house we bought, and there is a lot of work that needs to be done to it, so my writing will be kinda sidetracked for the time being. I'm generally a chill guy and I enjoy gaming (PC for life).

OC

Name: Shadow Shield

Sex: Male

Race: Pegasus

Preferred weapon: Shadow prefers to use his hooves to fight but when forced to in dire situations he uses and abnormally large long bow.

Physical disc: Black mane with lavender streaks, ragged scar across the right side of face (caused by a close encounter to an enraged dragon), Cutie mark is a black shield over a flame, his coat is a dark gray. He has slitted amber eyes that he keeps hidden behind a pair of tinted goggles.

Personality: Though he never backs down in a fight he would prefer not to be seen in the first place. He has adjusted himself to sleep during the day to make it easier for him to avoid other ponies. During the night he travels never staying one place too long, as he travels he punishes those who would use the beauty of night to commit crime. His travels across the world have made him wary of meeting new ponies he also has learned many things in his journeys. There is a secret that only he and a certain princess know. One that could very well end his life among the ponies he protects.

Name: Phantom Melody

Sex: Male

Race: Changeling

Personality: Phantom prefers to work in the shadows, watching the world then reacting. He is easily frustrated when one of his plans goes wrong.

Not-So-Brief Back story: Phantom was raised as Queen Chrysalis's brother, thus entitling him 'King'. However he does not enforce his title. As a foal he grew up along side Chrysalis and together they excelled at every task they were put to. When Chrysalis rose to the position of Queen, Phantom held himself back allowing her to take full control over the hearts of the Changeling Kingdom. As she became more and more drunk off the love of her subjects the twin grew further apart until Phantom was a mere shadow on the minds of his fellow changelings. When Chrysalis announced her plans for invading Equestria, Phantom stepped out from the shadows to warn her of the bloodshed that would presume if she continued her course. Intoxicated by the love of her subjects, she blatantly ignored him. Concerned for the well-being of his siblings Phantom flew to Equestria in an attempt to find a peaceful solution, but he was stopped at the border and refused access to the country. Upon hearing of his defiance, Chrysalis used the love she had been feeding off to permanently prevent him from ever interfering again.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

You Know You're An Author If...

-You talk to yourself a lot.(I did this before I was an author)

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.(I did this before I was an author)

-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.(I did this before I was an author)

-After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

-You live off of sugar and caffeine

-People think you're insane.(this has been since I was born)

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-People think you have A.D.D.

-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(I did this before I became an author)

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148, crazyvi, Pheek, timelordsapprentice, Video/GamingFreak1213, Sebman32, Chirst's Disciple, IronResolve216

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."