Vital Stats:

Name - Nicki
Age - 31
Place of residence - UK
Gender - Female
Orientation - Straight
Starsign - Taurus
Chinese sign - Tiger
Fave authors - My Personal Rose, see my fave author list for others lol

I love Star Gate: SG1 and yes I am a major Jack/ Sam shipper ;) and I also love JAG and Criminal Minds.

I like a lot of TV too many to mention really.

Oh yeah and I'm a little obsessed with Harry Potter. I love the Ron/Hermione ship and the Harry/Ginny ship!

As ya can probably tell I’m actually a bit of a romantic though if ya told any of my friends I was they’d probably laugh at ya so I’m more of a secret romantic lol!

I believe all forms of love should be given respect and I really enjoy writing fanfics for my fave subtext ships despite being straight myself ... I mean come on! How is more love in the world a bad thing?

I will read and write for pretty much any ship for the stuff I watch. I have my favourites obviously but as long as it's well written I'll have a read :)

Reveiws on any of my FF are really appreciated (as long as its constructive, so no flames please).

Quick update on my current stories:

The New Guys In Town - I promise I am still writing this but as people have probably given up on it, I just wanted to say that I am still working on it but it kinda took a backseat. I’ve recently picked it up again and have been making some major changes to the plot line to make it better and I hope to start posting again (I’d like to say in the next month but given that my updates are never on time, I’ll just say that I hope to continue it before the end of the year so if it’s before then it’s early lmao)

At the moment my main focus is on Criminal Minds, my favourite ships being JJ/Emily and Alvez/Garcia. I also really like Derek/Emily.

I have loads of other one shots I'm workin on as well (too many too mention lol)

Fave Quotes:

Sam Carter: "Geez, you blow up one little sun and everyone expects you to walk on water"

Jack O'Neill: "Is mental illness contagious?"

Jack O'Neill: "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man"

Sue Sylvester: "Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia."

Rachel Berry: "I know what I'm talking about, I won my first dance competition when I was three months old!"

Emma Pillsbury: "You remember the Jamaican bobsled team? ... Biiiiig long shots"

Lorelai Gilmore: "I stop drinking coffee and I stop doing the standing and walking and word-putting-into-sentence doing!"

Lorelai Gilmore: "Oi with the poodles already!"

Michel: "Look, I've had my peace with the fact that everyone who calls here are a notch above brain dead, and the pennies I am thrown each week are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a non-violent manner. And usually that is fine. But today ... sorry lady, I have ennui"

Kate Beckett: "Shut the front door!"

Kate Beckett: "Be careful, ok?"
Castle: "Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?"
Beckett: "Screw this up and I'll kill you"
Castle: "That's more like it"

Castle: "When I was your age I ... wait I can't tell you that story. It's wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don't you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?"

Castle: "You know what I think it's about time we set the parental controls on your computer"
Alexis: "Please, I had to set the controls on your computer, remember?"
Castle: "Speaking of which ..."
Alexis: "No!"

Beckett: "Well motorcycles are what girls want when we realise we're never gonna get a pony."

Martha: "When it comes right down to it would you be willing to break her out of prison because that my boy is true love."

Angela Rizzoli: "I won't embarras you!"
Jane Rizzoli: "Thirty years experience tells me otherwise"

Jane Rizzoli: "What if ..."
Maura Isles: "I don't like sentences that start with 'what if'"
Jane Rizzoli: "Let's assume ..."
Maura Isles: "How is that any better?"

Gideon: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
Reid: Samuel Beckett.
Morgan: "Try not. Do or do not."
Reid: Yoda.

Garcia: You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's office of Supreme Genius.
Morgan: Hey it's Morgan. I need you to work some magic here. I've got a program called Deadbolt Defence and a girl with only a couple hours to live so what do you know?
Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Freakin' Bad.

Garcia: Hey, you know what this means? We can find out if Princess Diana's death really was accidental!
JJ: I think this is exactly what got you on the list.

Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
Garcia: Look at that, it's me.
Morgan: You are a goddess, woman. Ciao. [to surrounding fertility clinic patients, most of whom are paying rapt attention] ...It was a work call.

Garcia: He who seeks the "Queen of All Knowledge," speak and be recognized.
Reid: Garcia, we're sending you some cigarettes.
Garcia: Why not a flesh-eating virus? It'll be faster and far less painful.
Reid: We need some butts rushed to the lab for DNA analysis.
Garcia: Reid... I love it when you say 'butts.'

Frank: [to Gideon and Morgan] But you know what's an even more interesting question? What the psychopath's got in the bag, Jason.

Hotch: Alright everyone, what's my worst quality?
(Everyone went silent)
Hotch: Okay I'll start... I have no sense of humor.
JJ: You’re a bully.
Hotch: I'm a bully. What else?
Morgan: You can be a drill sergeant sometimes.
Prentiss: You don't trust women as much as men.
Hotch: Alright, I'm all those things, but no one said I put myself above the team because I don't... EVER!

Garcia: Are you lonely in the Lone Star state? And are you wearing chaps?
Morgan: Only in your dreams, Garcia
Garcia: Oh, not necessarily. I have photoshop.

JJ: You're the best ever.
Garcia: Awww... And you're the most perceptive!

Prentiss: [in a bar, acting very excited] Ladies, this is Brad – a real FBI agent!
JJ: Really? No way!
Garcia: That's exciting! What's it like at Quan-ti-co?
JJ: Must be tough keeping all those secrets.
Brad: It’s a skill, like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. The FBI’s good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass.
Prentiss: Can we see it?
Brad: See what?
Prentiss: Your badge.
Garcia: Please?
Brad: I'm sorry, that's classified.
Prentiss: [she holds up her badge] Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?
JJ: [hold up hers] Or this?
Garcia: [holds up hers] Or maybe, this?
[Brad hurries away]
Prentiss, JJ and Garcia laugh.

Hotch: My team? Let me tell you about my team: Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned, and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid's intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions, and at the moment his shield is under repair. Prentiss over-compensates because she doesn't yet feel she's a part of the team; she need not worry. Everyday Agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team, and every night she goes home hoping she has made the right choices. Garcia fills her office with figurines and color, to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens... And Agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself, yet he pours his heart into every case we handle. I stand by my actions, and I stand by my team, and if you think that you can find a better person for the job, then good luck.

Morgan: Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I want to hear.
Garcia: You are a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.
Morgan: How about something I don't already know?
Garcia: (after an intentional pause) I have a sweet tooth.

Garcia: [answering phone] Talk dirty to me.
Section Chief Erin Strauss: This is Section Chief Erin Strauss.
Garcia: [horrified and red-faced] Ma'am, I think it goes without saying that I was expecting it to be someone else.

Garcia: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome. [Hangs-up]
Hotch: Remind me to have her drug tested

Garcia: Romani?
Rossi: Gypsies.
Garcia: As in "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves?"
Morgan: Exactly.
Garcia: Oh, bless you all for turning my life into a Cher song.

Kevin: Alright skeptic, what's your sign.
Morgan: Uh oh.
Prentiss: No.
Garcia: No? Is that in April. Reid, we need a DOB on Prentiss.
Reid: 7:12am on October 12, 19-
Prentiss: Hey!!

Prentiss: I have a simple gesture. [Flips off]

Garcia: Tell me things, Sunshine.
JJ: Garcia, I need your brain and your computer system.
Garcia: They are one in the same.