DanglyBitshide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Spider-Man, X-Men, and Avengers. An attempt to exorcise all of the spider-smutbunnies out of my mind and onto the screen. For what it's worth, I'm at most half sorry. Typical topics include, but are not limited to, anal, selfcest, femboys, incest, insemination, and the occasional lovey-dovey. Kind of gay. Stories Incubent Why Felicia Shouldn't Be Allowed to Time Travel - Because Miles's ass is a target and Felicia wants to play darts with Peter's junk.(Peter/Felicia, Miles, Cindy) Only in Houston - Set in the Ultimate universe, Peter finds a new life after May disowns him during the Clone Saga. Months later he crosses paths with Jessica and things get heated. Then, they just get dirty. (Peter/Jessica Drew (yes, that one)) Baka Onii-chan - Kaine's made peace with being a clone. That was easy after dying, killing, dying again, and doing some more killing. What isn't easy to make peace with is that she wants to hop on her old cock, which happens to be her 'brother's'. What's down right hard to make peace with is that she'll have to pin him down and fuck him silly to get him on board. Oh, wait, that was pretty fucking easy. (Peter/fem-Kaine) Spiders on Mary Jane - MJ wonders why Peter never tried getting lit and wants him to be have fun for once instead of being a protective dad all the time. She finds out that it's because it'd be a big pain in her asshole, a new tourist trap for NYC, and officially being the co-star of a viral porn video. (Peter/MJ) I Think My Wife Loves Me - Life for him was finally starting to get normal until she showed up. The woman who destroyed half his house fighting some alien thing. She spun webs, she had a fat ass and long red hair, and she claimed she was his wife. From another world. And she won't stop trying to bathe with him. That was going to be hard to explain to Aunt May. Did I mention her ass was fat? Because it was.(Peter/MJ) Distaff - Spider-Man fascinated Valeria Richards. She endeavored to learn more about him. (Peter/Valeria). Family Matters - Two names, that's all she had. Peter and Teresa Parker. Jessica Parker, the Amazing Spider-Girl, was determined to find the twin brother and older sister she never knew she had and to bring them home. And if she could just manage to get the number of that new guy in town, the one with powers like her, maybe she could convince him to come over to the good guys before she really tries to arrest him (for the fourth time)... and have lunch with her, or something (Peter/Jessica, Teresa). |
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A Sticky Situation by megamatt09 reviews
Everything's favorite web slinger encounters some of the most beautiful women in the Marvel Universe and beyond. Not suitable for children.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 249 - Words: 630,932 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 9/21/2016
Dark Sibling Love by yugiohfan163 reviews
Consider this a spin-off of my other story, Mother's Dark Love. This one involves sisters going yandere for their siblings after a weird potion is ingested by them all. Read to see which siblings get caught up in it and send in which siblings you want to see. Warning, contain lemons, but not in each chapter, and small amounts of loli in the first chapter.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 150 - Words: 563,746 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 11/9/2014
The Summers Drive by caballlah reviews
With mutant birthrates in decline, something has to be done to ensure a new generation of mutants is born. Will Scott Summers mating the lovely ladies of the X-Men and passing on his potent DNA help? It can't hurt. [This is a group choose-your-own-adventure story, where votes tallied at my Patreon determine the next chapter.]
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,414 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 4/6/2019 - Scott S./Cyclops, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Elizabeth B./Psylocke, Emma F./White Queen
Spider-man Unleashed by aTasteOfDarkness reviews
The life of a masked hero was hard. Trying to balance its challenges while still in high school was harder. Still, Peter managed to do it, until it became too hard to maintain. Then, Peter decided to try an alternative approach. Peter X Multi. Lemons, lots of it.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/12/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S., Felicia H./Black Cat
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
The minmaxer is at his full build. Now, he has one final challenge left: To stop crying and love the game.(On hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,020 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 3/4/2019 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
From Flames, I Soar by Kurenaino reviews
With the Empire at the height of its power and the shadow of a greater threat hanging above all those who would oppose Palpatine, the Specters, led by former Jedi Padawan Kanan Jarrus, are forced to contend with the Sith Lord that set the galaxy ablaze. Sequel to In Chaos, I Thrive.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 63 - Words: 749,173 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Kanan J., Obi-Wan K.
Spider-Man One-Shots by GhostKaiser23 reviews
Peter Parker. The Amazing, Spectacular Spider-Man. For him... life is a bitch. But no more, as we look into many alternate possibilities where not only does he get the girl but the girls are more then... well... what he is 'use' to. Peter Parker X Marvel-verse [Indefinite Hiatus]
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 131 - Words: 247,067 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/8/2019 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 16,004 - Follows: 18,208 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harley & Spidey by The Snowyverse reviews
One Shot: Peter Parker finds himself prisoner to Gotham City's own Harley Quinn. This was Peter's first trip to the worst city ever, he didn't think he would spend it like this. I hope you guys enjoy this story, if it turns out people like it I'll defiantly continue it. But only if people want it to continue.
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,788 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Harley Quinn, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Twisted by Mezazra reviews
This is simply put a series of one shots that are just ideas me and my co writers have that we can't get out of our heads and also a place to dump all the dark and twisted shit we come up with. No fandom is actually off limits here and I have a few anime ideas that would fit here and a lot of Spidey crazy. Nothing but Smut up in here.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/17/2019 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mattie F., Anna Marie/Rogue, Mariko Y. - Complete
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
What's Right Got To Do With It? by Outlanderzero reviews
Joel has a little heart to heart with his baby brother regarding Ellie. {I may write an entire story about the events leading up to this conversation, but this is just a little teaser to give the tone of the main story, which will focus on Joel and Ellie, but for this particular part Ellie, herself, won't make an appearance. (Joel X Ellie) don't like, don't read.}
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2018 - [Joel, Ellie] Tommy - Complete
Kakashi ga Kill by Comorep677 reviews
An ANBU agent must do whatever is necessary to protect the village. Not even an entire Empire will stop this whirlwind of death from taking out his target. Harem, lemons, slightly OP main character.
Crossover - Naruto & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,060 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Kakashi H., Leone, Akame, Esdeath
After the Story Ends by outfight reviews
You think your Dragonborn is so overpowered that the quests of Skyrim become boring? You think no one in Skyrim properly acknowledge your mighty deeds that save the world? Then I guess you can understand a bit about how Saitama feels as the Dragonborn... or not. As an inevitable result, this Elder Scrolls story with One Punch Man characters is AU... Very AU.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 134,318 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 8/30/2017 - Saitama
Fighting Crime, Spinning Webs by thebandragoness reviews
Following the death of the Green Goblin, our favorite Wall-Crawler's had a little break from fighting supervillains, though he's had no such luck freeing Gwen from Harry's slimy, Green-addicted hands. Will this newfound era of peace last, or will more diabolical villains crawl out of the woodwork to make life tough for old Web-Head? Tune in to find out! Excelsior!
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 441,986 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Complete
Trials of a Mutant by Grobnar reviews
A young mutant has trouble concentrating, so his teacher makes a bet with him. Rated M for Sexual content.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 5/6/2017
The Memoirs of Alfred TC Pennyworth, Esquire by caballlah reviews
Alfred recalls some of his time in Bruce Wayne's employ-as well as the many lovely ladies he's also 'served under.'
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Alfred P., Barbara G.
SSM Marvel moments Season one by Mezazra reviews
So random moments not in any chronological order from my SSM story. Moments that range from Peter getting Jean Grey's virginity at a Halloween party to fucking the Invisible Woman on a ceiling during an avengers party or banging every single one of Wolverine's daughters behind his back from Laura Kinney to Jubilee. Rogue to Kitty Pride and doing the hellfire club's White Queen
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Emma F./White Queen, Spiderman/Peter P., Spiderwoman/Jessica D. - Complete
Baby Girl by Baby Milly reviews
When Joel ends up accidentally unleashing feelings that have been bottled for quite some time, it ends up taking him to places with Ellie he's only dreamed of.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2018 - [Ellie, Joel] - Complete
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Gotham's Lethal Protector by HandAssassinSpider-man reviews
For years now Gotham has been protected by the Batwoman against it's criminal element. Now a new player has appeared, a vigilante that isn't above lethal force and begins tearing a bloody swath through Gotham's underbelly. Batwoman and her allies will be pushed to their limits and beyond as they confront this Spider-man. Meanwhile Rochelle Wayne meets the mysterious Peter Parker...
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,902 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Gwen Stacy Syndrome by caballlah reviews
Mary Jane and Felicia get tired of playing second fiddle to a virgin with no driver's license. PeterxMJxFelicia
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 214,978 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat, Anya C.
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Meet Spider-Man by Rider Paladin reviews
A retelling of the Equestria Girls movies, where Twilight Sparkle chases Sunset Shimmer into the Marvel Universe to retrieve her Element of Magic, and both find themselves entangled in the web of the former Amazing Spider-Man, now an ordinary college-bound boy named Peter Parker, who is nonetheless the key to regaining the Element of Magic. But what will this mean for both worlds?
Crossover - Spider-Man & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Sunset Shimmer
Book Learning by ALP Unstable reviews
In Paris, Elizabeth desires, obsesses, and succumbs. Post-game.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Ultimate Rewrite by Silentman87 reviews
Her name is Kang. Once known as Susan Storm of the Fantastic Four, she travels through time hoping to find an answer. At long last she has found it and sets her plan into motion, with dire consequences. The Ultimates facing a new threat ahead of them, the X-Men attempt to save the dream of their mentor, and Spider-Man becomes close to the clone he considers his sister
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 259,263 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 11/26/2013
Night Moves by Nidoran Duran reviews
After the Death Eater attack at the Quidditch world cup sends Harry into an overworked panic trying to get stronger, Hermione resorts to desperate measures to get him to relax. Namely, secret nightly visits to help him let off some steam, but Harry's not quite as sleepy as he lets on, and Hermione is in for a while slew of surprises to come. Commission for Lord of Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Lavender B., Parvati P.]
Rey's Victory by caballlah reviews
Rey learns the first of many lessons from her new teacher.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Letters I will Never Send by SuperHeroWriter reviews
A certain heroine writes letters to a more famous superhero
Crossover - X-Men & Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Katherine P./Shadowcat, Peter P./Spider-Man
The Lust Of Us: Immorallity by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
When you join a community you follow their rules, whether you like it or not. When Joel and Ellie act on their love for each other, they realize their love was a secret that could lead to dire consequences. When society starts to reform, so does its rules. Fighting for survival was one thing. Fighting for an immoral love was a whole different story. Joel X Ellie. Sexual Content.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2014
The Lust Of Us: Exhibitionism by I'mWritingBecauseOfCarlyShay reviews
Ellie is introduced to the world of sex by Joel and she finds she has a very perverted side to her. This leads the two of them into a spiral of kinky experiments. But this one is by far the craziest thing they've ever done...What were they thinking? This is a good showcase for how my writing has improved tenfold since the last time I wrote smut. Ellie/Joel. Enjoy!
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Ellie, Joel] - Complete
The Morning After by CatrionaMac reviews
Last night, after Joel kissed Ellie, one thing led to another and they ended up in bed together. Now, in the harsh light of morning, Joel finally has to confront his own changing feelings for the woman he'd once thought of as a daughter, and face the consequences of his actions. This takes place the day after after the events described in Summer (Part 2) of Cover Me Up.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Ellie, Joel] [Maria, Tommy] - Complete
Cover Me Up by CatrionaMac reviews
Five years after returning to Jackson, Ellie and Joel struggle with their changing feelings toward each other. Will the community accept their love? And when a dark figure from Joel's past appears, can their relationship survive what Joel must reveal to Ellie about himself? Joel/Ellie romance. Rated M for language and graphic sex.
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,888 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Ellie, Joel] Tommy, Maria - Complete
Blurred Lines by x.MyrtenasterRose.x reviews
In a post-apocalyptic world, lines which had strictly been black and white are now blurred. What can be considered right and wrong, if anything? Joel questions this after Ellie comes to him with something he never thought he'd hear from her. While struggling with his own moral code, he knows he owes something to Ellie, he's just at a loss of how to go about doing that. [Lemon]
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Ellie, Joel] - Complete
No Home-Training by The-Year-of-the-Dragon reviews
Rating: M for language (Ellie and Bill are a deadly combination) Pairing:Joel/Ellie Summary: This is a Joel/Ellie story that runs through the game and beyond. My goal was to make it a real case for the pairing. It is getting beta by the wonderful Somebodypeople
Last of Us - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,723 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ellie, Joel - Complete
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
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Parker reviews
Old Man Parker's got a young girl's attention. But hey, at least she's not his daughter. Technically. Smut. (Spider-Man: Reign) (Peter/Mayday)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,555 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/27/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mayday P./Spider-Girl
Daddy's Little (Spider-)Girl(s) reviews
Spider-Man's biggest fan is in for the shock of her life when she finds out the webhead is a lot closer than she could have ever thought. And then there's the girl claiming to be his daughter. And her sister. (Peter/Mayday/April) (Smut).
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mayday P./Spider-Girl, April P./Mayhem
Only in Houston reviews
Set in the Ultimate universe, Peter finds a new life after May disowns him during the Clone Saga. Months later he crosses paths with Jessica and things get... heated. Then, they just get dirty. (Peter/Jessica Drew (yes, that one)) Smut, selfcest, and everything in between. Keep out of reach of children.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,068 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Jessica D./Spider-Woman, Cindy M./Silk
Old Man Logan - Cockeyed reviews
Logan, meet Kate Bishop, Hawkeye. Kate… invest in birth control and corrective lenses. (Old Man Logan, ANAD)
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2018
Spiders on Mary Jane reviews
MJ wonders if and why Peter never tried getting lit and wants him to be have fun for once instead of being a protective dad all the time. She finds out that it's because it'd be a big pain in her asshole, a new tourist trap for NYC, and officially being the co-star of a viral porn video. (Peter/MJ/?) (RYV-ish)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Felicia H./Black Cat
Why Felicia Shouldn't Be Allowed to Time Travel reviews
Because Miles's ass is a target and Felicia wants to play darts with Peter's junk. Peter's junk/a few women. Including Miles.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Felicia H./Black Cat, Miles M./Ultimate Spider-Man, Cindy M./Silk
