"I AM CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE!

There is nothing better than sitting on my couch, on a cold rainy day, drinking hot tasty cocoa milk with a bit of cookie crumble that'll make me loose my teeth and make me grow sideways. And don't forget the reading fanfiction part. Ah~ nothing beats it!

'Ello lurker who is lurking on my bio :))

I know, I see ya

1. My name is shhhh

2. I do/read/write/eat/tell/sing and breath lies (jks not jks)

3. It's nice to meet you all :))

4. Number 3 was a lie btw.

5. I would like to list sth else but I'm afraid I'm out of things to list down...

... so enjoy these random words below which I have no idea how or why they are even here in my bio...

DAMMIT!

Every reviewer, follower, favorite-er, and anyone who check out my stories are beautiful creatures. Thank you beautiful creatures *blows kisses to you and gives out cookies and milk*

I'm a lion. Tall and proud! *rawr*

Satan's spawn! Beware of me code red... Save ur own assh.

NARUTO 4EVER

Don't talk shit about anime or I'ma kick ur punny ashh, if you even have one, that is.

KPOP IS MY JAM

I love it. It's better, catchier, classier and more sensible than American/English music. (No offense, not sorry)

I swear a lot on the internet but I'm a sweet angel pie irl. Fr... You should totally believe me! -insert angel emoji here-

I live, breathe and exist for Yaoi (͡ ͜ʖ ͡) Gimmeeee smuttttttt babbbbbbbyyyy (ಠ‿ಠ). Especially when its Naru x anybody.

I SWEAR ON MY FABULOUS FEET THAT I'M LEGAL

TOMATOES -insert tomato emoji's here-

BUNNIES -insert pic of Minato here-

BEST FRIEEEEEENDDD -insert pic of alcohol here-

The three things above!! MINE!! ALL MINE!! NO TOUCHY ಠ_ಠ

If you have ever argued with yourself then you and I are soulmates

I'm the definition of a TSUNDERE!

*I'm short af. But short is smexy (͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

*I'm a pervet!! DEAL WITH IT *twerks in ya face*

*Half cast. Asian and Fijian. A bit of German blood too (2%).

*I'm a girl, ya n00b! Don't ya dare mistake me for a gai like those beautiful creatures on AMINO app

*I'm white. I ain't racist! I have brown N black friends too. Irl and on internet. Wuv them. I think.

Dreams of having a Korean hubby who is a Chef. That way I can eat all day and love all night (͡ ͜ʖ ͡)*blush N smirks*

If Naruto were real, then I would:

1: Become his friends

2: Eat ramen with him

3: Make him fall in love with me

4: Have his babies

5: Demolish anyone and everyone who tries to steal him from meh! Except for Sasuke. I'd pay to watch them ...'censor censor censor- use you goddamn imagination- censor' .. and not walk for 3 months

Tell meh aye

¥• Would you rather step on a butterfly or kick a puppy?

¥• Would you rather walk on 9 billion fahrenheit of hot burning stone, or lay butt naked on a bed of centipedes?

¥• Would you rather do BTS or The Vamps?

¥• One hot night stand, or boring effing your whole life?

¥• Naruto or Naruto? (Me: BOTH!! AT THE SAME TIME) *wink wink*

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?

Fight for you

Respect you

Involve you

Encourage you

Need you

Deserve you

Saves you

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE 7 LETTER WORD ABOVE MEANS? ;-;

Sad, I know. Makes you wonder if I have any friends at all, right?

wrnog!!!

You that read wrong.

Did notice you that you read the upper line wrong.

You just checked and realized you read both of the lines wrong

Did I u get?

U probably already know that line was wrong

Did I get u tho?

Now get ready for some really random, useless stuffs. Like maths!

Well see, if my calculation is correct, the stars will align in a few minutes causing an overload of doubt for non intellectual being. You see, legend has it, that once a brave soul crossed the vast timeless space of universe to attain the lost treasure of The Tailed Beasts, this person's name was 'somebody' (we don't really care for the name) and she succeeded in her plans, but, on her travel back to earth she was struck by atmospheric rays that caused a delusional state of mind and now she only believe that models are the evilest beings only because she was rejected by modeling agencies and was only accepted by one. And that is (DRUMROLL) ... *silence*... CLIFFHANGER BISHES!! hmph!

Want My ice cream?

\No! My ice cream!

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Just Kidding You Can Have My ice cream!

But Just A Lick

No! You Lick Too Much! No More ice cream Licking Privileges

Owl Symbol

Symbolic meanings for the owl are:

Intuition, ability to see what others do not see

The presence of the owl announces change

Capacity to see beyond deceit and masks

Wisdom

The traditional meaning of the owl spirit animal is the announcer of death, most likely symbolic like a life transition, change

That's my spirit animal! ADMIRE ME COZ I DO! (0）