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Joined 05-17-16, id: 7857733, Profile Updated: 02-11-17
Author has written 2 stories for Warhammer.

Proudly lurkin' on random things since the year [DATA REDACTED].

Yes, my life is that uninteresting.

Well, below lie some factual things about myself. Tread with caution.

I like dank memes and PC games, and I also have an interest in Warhammer 40K. It's a big universe with deep background and lots of space for interpretation, although I'm not familiar with the original tabletop form.


As of the moment, I have 2 writing projects up here.

All Fun And Games, set in the heartwarming Warhammer 40K universe and which for two days was And Their Dreams Were Humble. It breaks the mold by starting in the year 42,000, instead of 41,999. Partially inspired by many well-written sci-fi crossovers and random wondering about how less grimdark the place would be if the Necrontyr didn't start a war that would create the Chaos Gods, and if part of that place got dumped onto the edge of Imperial space. I am working with a collaborator/editor on this. A work in progress; it's gonna be just as planned if I can get updates out reliably.

Doesn't even show up in Google searches yet though, so I'm quite sad. But if you could leave a review for it-REVIEWS FOR THE REVIEWS GOD! CRITICS FOR TH-*blam* yeah, leave a review, it would be greatly appreciated and I'll donate an Internet cookie your way.

The War For Heaven - Short Stories, a short story series set in /tg/'s Nobledark Imperium AU. The Imperium is a saner place, and in exchange the galaxy got a lot more killy. Working slowly on updates. Pliss review!

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Past's Relic, Future's Savior by Abramus5250 reviews
In the grim darkness of the future, a surprising find in an empty region of space will unearth an artifact older than the Imperium of Man itself, a discovery that will have far reaching consequences for the entire galaxy torn apart by war and madness. Who is Solomon? What is his purpose? Sorta occurs in the "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" series.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 304,446 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 11/30/2015 - OC
(III) - Where The Stars Of Terra Grow by PhantomStag458 reviews
Nemesis Tessera has fallen, the Imperials are in retreat, Larn lies in a coma. Rescued by the Craftworld Eldar, the shattered forces of the Imperial Guard and Navy are pursued by the Chaos hordes to Cadia. With their backs to the wall, the defenders of the Cadian Gate prepare to face the enemy in a confrontation that will decide the fate of the Imperium.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 406,251 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Inquisition - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,462 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 4,331 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, J. Garson
A World of Bloody Evolution by RedrumSprinkles reviews
As the 41st millennium draws to a close, Yang Xiao Long appears in the Imperium of Man, lost and bereaving the death of her sister. Unending war and horrors the likes of which she's never known await.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 482,417 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,844 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Yang X.L.
Noize by Cheshire Kat24 reviews
"Tonight, gentlemen and ladies, heretics and faithful, sump dwellers and upper hive, bonded mechanoids and slag rats, tonight we bid you welcome. Tonight we bring you an epic tale of loyalists and the damned, of Chaos Warbands and Imperial Chapters, and of war. Endless burning war. Tonight, gathered scum, we bring the tales of Fulgrims scattered sons. Tonight, we bring the Noise."
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 491,416 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Chaos Space Marines, OC
(II) - The Patient Flesh by PhantomStag458 reviews
Sequel to The Mad Game. Larn is imprisoned and awaits execution. However after an unexpected interference by an old ally, he is catapulted to the furthest reaches of the Imperium where, on a far-flung outpost, he faces a terrible invasion, forcing him to fight both mankind's greatest enemy and a foe far more deadly than Chaos.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 175,600 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Inquisition - Complete
The Very Devil of the Stars- Rogue Trader Adventures by Ro Kyle Carlyle reviews
Follow the very first adventure of the legendary Jakobian "Bloody Jak" Velasquez, scoundrel and hero in a time of monsters, demons, pirates, and of course war. At the edges of space, under a brutal, theocratic Empire, in a galaxy plunged into perpetual war, Jak can always be relied on to pursue his own vision of freedom, destiny and enormous wealth. Learn where his story began.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,722 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Dark Eldar, Rogue Traders, OC, Adeptus Mechanicus - Complete
That Which Is Forbidden by Tilthanial reviews
How does a man know when he crossed the line? When does he realize that his soul has tasted the sweet nectar of heresy and found it more wonderful and compelling than what he had feared it would be? Louk Shannegh, a hive-born scoundrel in service to Inquisitor Helsing of the Ordo Xenos, is faced with these questions in the aftermath of a battle for the Imperial planet Tenea.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 357,904 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Eldar, Inquisition - Complete
The Defrosted Journals by Fusion-Corsair reviews
Directly or indirectly, the travels of the Alpha Crusade to the Eye of Terror in their struggle against Chaos has affected many throughout the Imperium and elsewhere. Through arduous recordkeeping, these are but a smattering of short stories detailing the goings on of those connected to the Millennial in the 42nd Millennium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Chaos Space Marines, Imperial Guard, Space Marines, Primarch/s
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 745,723 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
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The War For Heaven - Short Stories reviews
For ten thousand years, the Imperium has been led by the Emperor and Empress of the Golden Throne. Locked in eternal war against innumerable enemies, mankind and its allies have held the line, for the promised future waiting just past the horizon of a million worlds. All that's left to do is live long enough to see it rise. Set in /tg/'s Nobledark Imperium AU.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, The Emperor, Lost and the Damned
All Fun And Games reviews
In the relative maturity of a once youthful galaxy, countless races pay the price for the mistakes that one old civilization made. But what if those ancients had not made the same mistakes, and they left behind a place that knew peace almost as much as it did war? What if a piece of that alternate path joined the former? Would the madness finally come to end? Probably not.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Daemons, Eldar, Orks