His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.

Shepard had been brought back from death by Cerberus, but she suspects TIM has manipulated her into working for him and that he has his own hidden agenda. Who can she trust besides Garrus and Tali to help her discern the truth? (Being rewritten)

It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. (OLD VERSION)

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

With the defences around Arcturus breached and the homeworlds of the strongest races under siege, what hope remains? One man faces the oncoming storm. The Reapers will know defeat. They will know fear. They will know Commander Shepard.

The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

The second installment of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni's Story that includes the two finally meeting, Shepard becoming a SpecTRe, the hunt for Saren Arterius and the destruction of the Normandy. This is a blend of ME1 and AU ... Please be advised, as with A Thessian's Whisper, there are dark elements in this story as well as humor. Rated M for mature themes.

The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.

Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...

In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

On Mindoir, John Shepard saw death for the first time. In the Calixis Sector, Lord Inquisitor Khan found that those in power value their own power over the Truth. With one lauded a hero, the other driven into exile a galaxy away, both will attempt to find a cure to the ills that plague all civilizations. And fight a race of genocidal machines and their pawns in the process.

Femshep\Liara with a number of original 's slightly AU because when I started it, Liara's lineage was unknown. Now that we have canon, I'm leaving this story as is but adapting in later installments to bring Liara's canon father into the adventure. OC human\asari pairing as well, to set the stage for bigger things to come.

fill for a kmeme prompt, again :) Can be found here: In which human whistling freaks Garrus out.

Shepard and Liara come to terms with past actions and future hopes. 4/16/2013 Chapter 41 up!

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

**UNDER RENOVATION** Jokes aside, the Mass Effect Universe is dark, scary and dangerous as hell. So what on Earth is a girl to do if she lands smack dab in the middle of it all? Mindoir to end of ME1. Give it a try, it might surprise you.

Covering my version of events for roughly two centuries following the War. The Reapers have been defeated, and a wounded galaxy rebuilds.

Book one: Sovereign is dead, the Citadel is in ruins and so are many lives. Before the Spectre finds away to stop the Reapers: the phoenix must once more fly. Will Shepard rise from the ashes or fall into the depths of the abyss? A looming darkness hunts the void of Space. note: Fem-Shepard/Liara retelling of ME2. (very AU beginning that will merge with many cannon elements)

Victory is only the beginning. Shepard and Liara, their friends, families, allies, enemies, and the fate of the united galaxy after the end of the Reaper War. Gritty, sciency, often funny or teary, sometimes sexy. …And always hopeful.

When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.

The third in the Dark Energy Series. Covering the events of ME3 w/alternate 'fix-it' ending, follow renegade Del Shepard as she struggles to unite a galaxy...and stop a threat greater than anyone has ever before known. Rated M for language, violence.

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

Sequel to A Degeneration in Mass. Having turned her back on Cerberus, Shepard finds the information on the Shadow Broker from a different source and needs to try and work on her fragile, nearly destroyed friendship with Liara if they are to triumph. Does not follow canon.

Shepard has destroyed the Reapers and disappeared. Most have gone back to some sort of normal life, but Liara just can't let go. I will try for at least one chapter a week if not more. Any critism is welcome as well as thoughts and ideas. Really look forward to reviews, they are what inspire and spur me on, so if you like you read , or don't, please review.

By refusing the Catalyst's proposed solutions, Shepard damned the galaxy to extinction. But in humanity's darkest hour, aid comes unlooked for and unannounced, in the form of spectral warriors clad in armour adorned with images of death. Alternate ending for Mass Effect 3.

Beginning with the infamous wall scene, Liara refuses to believe Shepard is dead. From Liara's POV, an on-going, fluffilicious story about their reunion on Earth and their continuing romance. Does not follow any of BW's canon endings. Rated M for Liara/FShep sexual content in chapter 4, which is graced by a special appearance from the unrivalled T.A. Blackwell.

One note of discord, that dissonance shows myth to be reality. And sometimes crazy is the ONLY way to go... M for violence, language and adult content.

The second installment of the Dark Energy trilogy. Follow the continuing tale of renegade Del Shepard through the events of the second game as she comes to grips with dying, living, and saving the galaxy, all over again.

CDR Shepard and his best friend, LCDR Cassiopeia "Ci-Ci" Corinthia, find themselves thrown into Hell itself time and time again, with only each other for support. Story will span from before ME1-ME3. Shepard/OC. Rated M for language/violence/suggestion. Under revision. Last Update: 10/21/2013

After ME2, Samara finds evidence of another rogue Ardat Yakshi on the loose. The only lead that they have is a damaged woman who had been pulled to the ME universe against her will. Soldier Femshep/Samara

The Reapers have come, doom threatens the galaxy and it is time for Malleus Scandarum and his brothers to stand firm and face the oncoming storm. ME3 Specfic, sequel to Hammerhand, complete.

Following a unique Renegade Shepard's story through all three games.Shepard is a real person, with real traumas...this is a side of her you have never seen. Will feature a Liara/FemShep romance.

The early years of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni beginning in 2164 when Shepard was 10 and Liara only 87. Please note that the story focuses on their individual lives before they meet in The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast and contains moments of light and moments of extreme darkness ... M for mature themes. There are dark elements in this story as well as humor.

After a devistating defeat, the Ebon Hawk and her crew attempts to flee from their enemy only to be flung into a new mess. Can the Jedi ignore the blight that threatens their home to save this strange new galaxy? LS Revan and Exile, MShep Para/Earth/Sole

Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.