You found me, congrats, snaps for you, although alas, I have pretty much fallen off of the face of the earth.

Well, Folks, it's been a year and I haven't updated, and I've realized I probably won't be updating. Everything is on hiatus and/or over. So sorry. It's been a pleasure.

Check out TrivialQueen, a good friend of mine. She's Tudors and Leverage as far as fandoms but awesome all around.

My name’s Roberta, but nobody’s called me that and lived. Just call me Bobbi and nobody gets hurt. I’m currently on the down hill part of school and am ridiculously busy. I’m a varsity swimmer (aka every stinking meet I have to go to and stay until way after it ends = long nights) and I’m also in the marching band. So in the fall I have zero time. Then in the winter I’m in speech club, the spring I do plays. I’m also the president of the school’s Gay/ Straight Alliance. It’s safe to say that updates will be sporadic at best.

If I do update it’ll probably be because I don’t want to do my physics or math homework. I’m absolutely abysmal with numbers. I like English (especially acting) and history (especially US History). I also love trivia and quotes, but that doesn’t help my GPA. I live in Ames, Iowa. You’ve probably heard of it because Iowa State University is located here. It’s a good school but has a terrible football team.

I love books, movies, ALL kinds of music, TV, history, my friends, my crazy family, politics (especially satire – the Capitol Steps, the Daily Show, and the Colbert Report), shoes, food, and of course naps. I hate math and spelling. I wish I could sing.

Some of my other favorite things are: Jimmy Buffett, Areosmith, the Sophie Katz series, web cartoons, Smash and Threadless tees, VH1 countdowns, Theatre, Super cheesy romance novels, Mel Brooks, Alfred Hitchcock, Agatha Christie, and the word twitterpaited.

Hopefully this hodge podge of information explains everything. If you have any question, comments, pearls of wisdom feel free to contact me - streakie257@. I'd like to create a website but I'm techno stupid, so if someone can help me with that I'd love them forever. My writing has evolved and will always continue to do so. Glory Daze was written when I was in seventh grade, it was my first serious fanfiction. But I think everything about me has stayed close to the same, and will probably always stay close to the same.

PS: Yes, I earned my penname.

PPS: A word about my OCs - Specifically Elizabeth - Iris Olsen (In Hoxie We Trust) and Magdalene Burgess (Smart Woman (in a Real Short Skirt)), I am currently living vicairously through these women, I love them both very much, even if I don't update all that often. However just as I seek to make myself a better person, I appreciate commentary on these characters; I want ot help them grow. But please be nice, they are my babies. Oh and Doris is shorthand for Don and Iris. FYI.

Pairings:

Movies

Indiana Jones: Indy/ Marion - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull could not be saved by her return however, crap plot, crappy, crappy plot...

Hairspray 2007: Trink

TV Show

CSI: Grillows, Snickers

CSI:NY: DL, Smacked – But Pac is growing on me now that Payton actually has a character, Flack/ OFC

Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid anything, Derek Morgan/ Garcia

House, MD: Huddy, Cameron/ Chase

NCIS: McAbby – I love McGee!

Books

Phantom of the Opera: Erik/ Christine (This is one of the few ships I’m absolutely protective and crazy about)

Harry Potter: I love Snape! He was the anti hero and I adore Alan Rickman…, Narcissa/ Lucius