Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how traitorous it really is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasu

Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!

Uke Seto! A new project has been announced, bringing Jounouchi and Seto to live together for two weeks. Their goal? To write biographies of each other. There's alot more behind those blue eyes than Jou thought. JounouchiXSeto.

"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi

Slash! HxD later on. Facing his own inner demons, Harry doesn't realise how lonely his son is. When James Potter, his 16 year old son, goes back to Hogwarts, he meets a transfer student that might be just what he needs to open up to life.

in m,y fic, heavy and medic fall in love and have smex! rated M for sexy!

Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed

Someone is loosing themself in depression and insanity. Who do you think they are? Dark Angst Musings...

Everyone just can't get enough of the two thieves...unfortunately, they're not interested in 'other' things...They seem to be looking more towards each other... Geminishipping Yami BakuraxTomb Thief Bakura

How would you react if you got stuck in the world of YuGiOh wearing nothing but your pajamas and some ugly pink socks? Oh yeah, and don't forget the psycho maniac whose trying to suck your soul out... Anonymous reviews accepted!

Yaoi.A mysterious Halloween party is being thrown, everyone is attending, hoping for something to come of the party. Ryou gets a bit more than he bargained for as Bakura begins showing an odd interest in him and he wants the thief, but the spirit is taken

The story of the ninja who fought with clay, joined an organization of missing nin, managed to take down a Kazekage, and fell in love with a puppet. [DeidaraSasori yaoi]

A series of drabbles all about the relationship between Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke. Each drabble is inspired by a single word. YAOI NejiSasu, SasuNeji

Please R&R! Gaara meets a weird teacher, a kid with no pupils, a crazed blond boy, and some stoners! An epic fanfic that just never ends! rating may go up for future chapters, flamers welcome! XD GaaraXNeji possible GaaraXSasuke!

SasoDei, KisaIta An international school is alive with warring factions, and two groups duke it out. Akatsuki needs members soon, but Sasori is dead set against a certain blonde teen. Chapter twelve: Plot development!

Naruto and Sasuke compare their needle-point skills. mild SHOUEN AI

COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

DH SPOILERS. Hints of HPDM. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. Oneshot.

[Reposted as account had been hacked] Gosh, could there really be a book entitled 101 Ways To Annoy Yami Yugi? By Ra, I do believe there is! Warning to all worshippers of the Pharaoh Do not read this!

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

Kenny McCormick, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat father... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Cartman's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]

Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.

DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE

Sirius's rather drunken version. Spawned from my other story The RAA. If you squint you can see slight SBRL. [Rated for language, meaning one or two dirty words because Sirius is drunk.]

[ItaSasu] “I want to touch your heart, aniki.” Contains lemons. 8D [Some SasuSaku]

[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP era] James is tired of seeing Remus frustrated with his infatuation on Sirius, so he gives Remus five tasks to do so Sirius will fall in love with him, or he'll tell Sirius. Even when everything goes wrong, James' tasks work.

Yaoi. NejiShika. Being bored one day, Shikamaru goes in search of a shogi partner, only to find himself intrigued by the Hyuuga genius.

It's too hot in the summer this year, heat wave they say, but when Deidara mentions to Sasori that he thinks his clay might dry up, Sasori in turn mentions a cold bath.

With new lives come the promise of new possibilities. But just because you have a new shining future doesn't necessarily mean everything is going to be perfect. Will Roxas survive it? Find out here! AxelxRoxas

One night, Sasuke opens the door to find an interesting little surprise on his doorstep. The next thing he knows, he's found himself a new roommate. Unfortunately, no one did explain Kakashi's special new circumstance. [KakashixSasuke]

Spiders aren't Neji's strong point...[Neji x Sasuke]

[You have the perfect blue eyes] Naruto's shopping for contact lenses, but he can't find the perfect color. Sasuke gives his genius opinion on the matter. [SasuNaru, fluff, shounenai]

If there was one person who understood the distance between Dreams and Reality, it was Naruto. [SasuNaru, shounenai]

Payment for staying at Naruto's place: 1 kiss per hour. [SasuNaru, yaoi, shounenai]

There were five kisses that didn't happen between Sasuke and Naruto... and Sasuke wants to change that [SasuNaru, YAOI, shounenai]

While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...

When morals were being handed out, Itachi was last in the queue. Sasuke is in for a night he isn't going to be able to forget in a hurry. WARNING Uchihacest LEMON, pretty graphic too, steer clear if you don't like the content. PWP

Yami and Yugi want Kaiba, and go about it by getting jobs at Kaiba Corp. Between the hot sex and the meaningful love, Seto realizes that he doesn't want to be alone anymore. YYxYxK. Complete.

Atemu caught Yugi looking at..things online. Now Yugi needs to make sure Atemu doesn't tell. YYY Pointless lemon.

Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]

The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]

Airports are boring, it's a fact. Sasuke is bored and demanding attention from Kakashi. Their flight is delayed by 4 hours, how will they amuse themselves? WARNING: Big fat graphic LEMON. Steer clear if you don't like yaoi or swearing!

Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...

It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!

Sasuke visits Naruto every night [SasuNaru YAOI]

Naruto sees Sasuke on a… suggestive position [NaruSasu YAOI]

Sometimes, Sasori liked being distracted. SasoDei.

ONESHOT Colin went over to Tory's apartment to study... Haha, YEAH RIGHT! ToryxColin Yaoi, lime, soloM You flame? You get a smart assed reply back. It's a simple thing.

[KakaSasu] Sasuke is brought back to Konoha on a tight leash, and he doesn't particularly like who he is tied to.

Naruto watches Sasuke sleep and finds out that he's not really as perfect as he seems [SasuNaru]

Bakura wants to know what dating is like, and Ryou thinks he's hormonal. SetoBakura, MarikRyou, MalikOtogi.

The life of Gaara in high school. Oh yes, THAT'S how interesting it is. SasukeGaara, NejiDeidara, SakuraHinata and other pairings.

Ryou's an angel an abused angel, he ends up in the most unlikely of places. But he has help from the most unlikely group of people. Yaoi BR MM YY SJ AH a better summary inside. Complete

Sasuke gets out of his arrest since coming back from his escapades with Orochimaru. Feeling out of place, he seeks comfort, but will he be able to love again? [KakaSasu][Oneshot]

“I’m leaving.” Those were the last words Draco said before he walked out of the door, two grey suitcases in his hands. Two grey suitcases for five years of their relationship. That had been three and a half weeks ago to the day. It was Thursday. [slash]

On their way to a hot spring to clean up from a rather wild night together, the three darker personalities find that when they aren't fondling each other, they're arguing.

When Malik threatens to throw his life away by doing drugs and being promiscuous, Ryou has to try and break through the boy's wild ways to save someone he loves...[Yaoi RyouXMalik] [COMPLETED! Stop asking for updates. It's finished]

Temari has devised a plan to make Gaara eat cauliflower! Gaara, put that sand back under wraps NOW. You're not supposed to kill your sister.

So cold and distant, yet at the same time, the warmest thing in the universe. NejiTen! ONESHOT.

Tenten's out to find true love. Tired of hearing her best friend, Hyuga Neji, talk about how easy it is to get a girl. Tenten says she can find someone special before he ever could. Pairings: Nejiten, SasuSaku [Completed]

A bet to glomp your crush! What will Tenten do? And what will the boys do once the rest of the girls decide to join in on the bet? Rated T cuz I said so...I never write fics under T! XD

.:Sequel to Surrender:. While going on a midnight stroll of boredom, Tsuzuki turns down a dark alley and gets knocked out. When he awakens, he finds himself in a place with someone he'd rather not be with... One-Shot MurakiTsuzuki YAOI. Explicit Content.

Seto meets a pretty girl at a party. White hair, red eyes, evil grin? Possibly not a girl, then. [One Shot.]

Sequel to Sandwich. The tournament has turned into a drinking party, and Bakura is trying to make Seto jealous.

Yami and Bakura are in an elevator. End of story. Darkshipping. Lime.

Shikamaru finally comes to understand why Neji hates his birthday. At least the others had fun. [ShikamaruxNeji]

Ginny notice something as Draco Malfoy approach her in the hallway and gives him a dare. Will he accept it and do what she dares him to, and even dare her back? GD R&R!

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Sequel to Shout at the Devil. Marik and Ryou should have a relationship, apparently.

The strange relationship between Bakura and Seto, and why Malik and Otogi are to be feared.

Seto finds Bakura passed out drunk in his hotel room, and just how far will the tomb robber go for a sandwich? Yaoi, SetoBakura

He never knew one little bruise in the wrong place could cause such havoc. KakaSasu

When Kakashi catches Sasuke with an adult magazine, he tells him that there are some things in life that you won't know whether or not you like until you try them. Sasuke disagrees. Crossdressing ensues.

Tsuzuki gets into another poker game with Dr. Muraki, same wager as always. And if Tsuzuki loses, no one will be around to save him... MurTsu yaoi One-Shot. Explicit Content.

Yaoi oneshot. “Sasuke, when I said to look underneath the underneath, this isn't quite what I had in mind.” [KakaSasu]

The first assignment Kakashi assigns his Philosophy class each year is a onepage paper on the word if. It's the first, last and only test he hands out. Who will pass it this year? KakaSasu. AU.

It all happened because Tenten got the wrong shampoo bottle, Neji needed Sakuras' advice, and Naruto got on Sakuras' nerves. NejixTen ONESHOT. Rated T just to be safe.

RyuxTats. Tatsuha meets his idol in the strangest of places. In line for Nittle Grasper tickets. What can come of this fated meeting? COMPLETE!

Deidara doesn't think it's possible for Sasori to be beautiful. Oneshot. A bit sappy. YAOI, rated for mildly descriptive sexual content. Don't like don't read.

There are many ways to say I love you, and this is theirs. [Drabble, repost, YBYY]

Halloween has come, and Yami Bakura finds a new meaning in the night of the dead. geminishipping. prequel to New Year's promise

Bakura is asleep on the couch. How can Yami resist? Yaoi, YamiBakura.

[ONESHOT] Jou has stolen Seto's favorite spot in the park. And because of the heat... or, well, something like that... Seto just can't find the energy to protest.

Deidara, in a petulant mood, poses a rather interesting question to Sasori. Crackfic.

One event from three views. A love triangle in one of its saddest forms. Of course it's shounen ai! Psychoshipping and Thiefshipping.

Temari thinks she'll keep this bag of fruit to herself, but Gaara's gotten far too good at surprising her. [one shot]

A collection of silly Yugioh related stories with even sillier morals! NEW STORY UP: Tristan gets a new friend, Ryou turns cheeky and the paperclip’s back? So…where do Digimon come into this? Arghhh what in the name of Ra is going on? R n R!

Ryuichi and Shuichi stumble upon something unexpected - something that is not going to make Yuki a happy camper. YS One-shot!

Yaoi. NejiSasu. SasuNeji. It was a simple dare, but male ego and pride got in the way.

a series of oneshots, as the title suggests, of ways the yamis could be scared. there IS some language in here, so if you're sensitive to that kind of thing, don't read.

Temari makes it her duty in life to see that Shikamaru 'finds a man'. mild ShikaNeji. For 30 Kisses theme community.

Christmas time around Domino doesn't find everyone happy. Ryou Bakura, unhappy with life, tries to find his place. Numb he faintly tries to find a way out from the inside. Finding somewhere to belong is not always easy but in the end it doesnt even matter

Concerned over how he THINKS Bakura treats Ryou, Yami spies on the two white haired boys, and overhears several rather harmless, childish discussions. Seems their relationship is more playful than anything else. (Slight shounen-ai hints)

Seto got hit by some strange magic and is acting...different. He cuddles Jou shamelessly. What's poor Jou going to do with this mess? A cute SxJ fic. COMPLETED:

“Neji,” he spoke with a steady and serious tone, “will you help me revive my clan?” At age twelve, Sasuke’s ambitions were to revive his clan. Now at age 17, he is ready. Very slight, almost nonexistant NejiSasu. A Not What You Think fiction.

The Kyuubi wants a mate. And 'she' will do anything to acquire one, even if it DOES mean resorting to the most low-down and deceitful form of seduction... Romance, conspiracies and tactical manipulation galore. SasuNaru.

Training alone in the desert leads Temari to realize she'll never really be alone. Spoilers pre-episode 81 only. No Pairing. Stand alone.

Written as a protest against the predictable duels that occur in the anime, and makes fun of duelling. Yami has duelling-withdrawal and challenges Bakura. But he turns out to be tough, and only by trusting in The Heart of The Cards can Yami hope to win…

A one shot that I did to mock Soap Operas. I found it very entertaining. Much longer summery inside. I was kinda bored, okay?

The hikari's are content with their life with their yami's. But as time goes by they realize that they have to leave their yami's, who have to watch their hikari's grow old and die, then live out eternity without their other halves. YBxYMxYY Yamishipping

Oneshot. No one really lied. This story's just about a really funny chain of events wherein everyone dies.

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

It's finally happened: the rookie nine are growing up! What will the teachers do?...what won't they do? Read and find out! Warning: AU, slight OOC. Rated for poking silliness at the wonders of being a teenager. COMPLETE.

Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.

In which Bakura takes a long shower, and wet bishounen are prevalent. Inspired by Yukari and Yanagi-chan, and dedicated to Melon. (squint and shounen-ai may be vaguely visible)

Yami Bakura is having a nightmare . . .

Yami no Bakura thinks about his situation, and comes to a solution. Angst.

A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.

ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.

Malik, Otogi and a pool table, Bakura, Marik and much alcohol. What more could you ask for?

What are you going to do when you can see the future and boy, does it look boring? Play matchmaker, of course! Well, it sounds easy enough… too bad Ishizu’s friends are so clueless. [YamiYugi, SetoJoey, BakuraRyou, ShadiIshizu]

Ten years in the future; the trials of being someone like Neji in love with someone like Shikamaru.

Kaiba wakes up and has a minor panic attack at his location. JouKai.

Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.

It's just another week in Shokan-ka, only unforseen things keep popping up. Watari is highly amused by it all, and is trying to match wits with Tatsumi. TatsWat

Kakashi wants to talk about his and Iruka's 'relationship'. (YAOI)

Tohru and the Cat have a talk on the roof and a guest drops in. Shounen ai.

Commentary on an impossible relationship that works too well. Kakashi/Iruka.

Egyptian AU. The Pharaoh's got problems, the Tomb Robber's losing it, and the High Priest's found a very interesting new 'friend.' Yaoi.

Kakashi and Iruka kill some time and end up getting an eyeful. Kakairu, Narusasu, and Sakuno.

* General Ryou Bakura angst. Slight violence/implied rape in later chapters. * When a snow storm of violent proportions springs up, Ryou is stuck alone in his house - with Yami Bakura.

hAryy an draky r n luvv. (aka i am annoyed by numerous amounts of cliche fics on ff.net)

How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.

Hermione discovers a book with an interesting protection spell...and the results are shocking to say the least. Warning: slash ahead!