I'm taking a bit of a break from all things Natsyourlord to work on my co-written story, Who Wants to be a Ninja. If you're interested in that, go to account profile Ashi Shukuns. If not, sorry. XD

Name: Natsyourlord

Location: Planet Earth, for starters...

Everything else you wanna know: Not telling.

Stories:

A Great Wizard in the Making: Pretty much a dead fic already. I'd like to continue it, but honestly, I don't have the time.

Absolutely Wasted: This was fun to write. Very fun. I liked doing it from Momo's drunken PoV, and I might write a Toshiro counterpart fic. Might not. Either way, it'll be, as Momo says, "yummy".

All That Matters: Totally dead. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it, but reading it now I don't like the story at all. The plot is undefineable, there's too many sub-plots, and it's poorly written. I might remove it from the site completely.

Campfire Geeks: Possibly the longest Naruto crackfic I will ever write. Thank the gods it's done. In all honesty, I was running out of ideas anyway.

Campfire Geeks II: Ski Lodge Geeks: I'm not officially declaring it as dead, because I'd like to finish it up. Unfortunately all my best ideas have been used up on the original and all I can think of is crossovers. Crossovers, crossovers, crossovers. Excuse me while I barf.

Kakashi, Demon of Love?: Never gonna continue it. It will probably be removed from the site soon.

Only Felt: One day I was on Iconator, looking at Away Messages of the Day, and I came across one that said "25 Reasons" that was all about why guys like girls. And as I was reading it, I thought, what if I made a fic out of this? So I took the ideas in that away message and turned it into this fic. I think it turned out pretty well.

Pulse: I wrote this on a whim, trying to let out a more angsty style of writing. Humor and parody was beginning to bore me, and I also had wanted to try out the Naruto-Hinata coupling with vampires. Vampires are so great nowadays, aren't they? The designs for this were taken mostly from Twilight, but I transformed them a little more - they can age, they DON'T GLITTER, and they can't be veggie - to name a few. Anyway, the fic was supposed to be extremely OOC. I wasn't even trying to stick to their given personalities. The way it came out, though, was something I really liked. This was supposed to be a oneshot, but I got some insane feedback and might add one or two more chapters.

Rock Lee's Dating Service!: I really want to continue this, but I don't have any ideas! Gaara should probably come next... but what can I do with Gaara? OC's are boring! I need something to work with here!

Saving Kakashi: Wow, was this ever a craptastic story. I used to think it was really good... you know, back when I wrote it, which was around 5th grade, and even then I didn't post it up here for a loooong time. I'd tear it down, but it's my very first fanfic, and I just don't have the heart.

The Insanity of Inuyasha: Crack fic. 'Nuff said.

For the record, I absolutely hate it when people try to act all tough on their profile by typing up a bunch of crap about how they're so much better than everyone else, or criticizing the world, or something else like that. I also absolutely hate it (like, really really hate it) when people are all "lyke omigawd i luv lyke card captur sakura and other shitty manga and lyke im sooo funny and suchh a good writer so im lyke gunna fill this site up with my horible to grammur or capitaluzaton or spelling storys about how whatsherface is in lyke SO MUCH TRUBLE and then whatshisface comes in and SAVES THE DAY and then they kiss andgett marreeeeed and have a baby girl whos just sooooo adorable and her name is pinkshiningblossomprincess! KAWAII!!"

If you want to be on this site, learn to write, and learn to write well. Otherwise just go back to 3rd grade or the whorehouse or wherever else you people come from. And don't be a douche either. Writing talent is wasted on douches.

Quotes Page: (Because LordXwee nagged me)

"Jack totally needs to kill Nina. She's lived past her expiration date." -Me

"Yo, Holland-Creature! Nice hair!" -The Necromancer

"Look. Doesn't that look scary? They're standing right next to each other!" -Holland-Creature, on me and The Necromancer

"Are you having fun?" -The Necromancer, on band practice

"You need to be a NERDFIGHTER!! NERDFIGHTERS, UNITE!!" -LordXwee

"I spent the day conquering the world. How about you?" -Me, on Civilization IV

"Carrot dipped in pudding dipped in ketchup dipped in DRESSING!!" -LordXwee

"I swear to God, you are the creepiest person I have ever met." -Aquatic Dictionary-Hurler

"Check out my awesome Skirmish ski mask of doom. Boo-yah." -Me

"I hypnotize you with my BULGY RED EYES!!" -Princess Fluffy

"There's so much pink and fluff and sparkles. I feel like vomiting every time I walk past it." -Cats 'R' Yummy, on Libby Lu

"Natsyourlord and Ultimate Gossipority, we are learning about plate techtonics, so I don't really know why you're talking about vampires." -WereBranche