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 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.
I am Sam (Sam I am), and I am a Potterhead. Not to be confused with pothead, which I most certainly am not. I'm probably to old to enjoy FanFiction as much as I do, but I really couldn't give a flying heffalump. I write for Harry Potter, I read anything that sounds mildly interesting, and I review when I feel my review will be appreciated. I love when people review on my stories, because I can use all the help I'm offered! If you have questions, message me. If you like my stuff, please let me know, because it makes my heart all gooey and stuff. Also, if you need a beta let me know, as I am accepting requests! When I get too full I will help you find a good beta! Thanks, Sam | |||||||
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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Baby Boomers by Forgetful Love reviews
It is now offical Albus Dumbledore has lost his marbles... again. He is now having the Head boy and girl marry each other have a spell baby together AND having the whole school go through a baby parenting class. Good luck Hogwart's class of 98
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,792 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Familiar? No FATE by yesimadramaqueen reviews
Maliver. Part AU. In order to help River, Mal and Simon agree to undo their past. What if River didnt go to the academy? Plays a bit in the angel Whedonverse, but not enough to confuse non-Angel fans.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Mal, River - Complete
The Vexing Of Voldemort by phantomduck reviews
The life of a super villain is not as straight forward as it seems... Series of One-Shots
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
High School Hell by Historybuff1536 reviews
And Edward thought it was bad when he heard the thoughts of the guys around Bella...what will he do when it's his daughter? Post BD. Regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Streets of Stars Hollow by ladybug1115 reviews
He doesn't add that he will always be here, waiting for her. It sounds too corny for him and for her too. Rory backs out the door. He doesn't follow.' Luke and Lorelai are getting married. Jess and Rory are back in town. Everyone has their own secrets.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,988 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
As It Always Would by ObliviousTrace reviews
“On the ethereal plane of fantastic ideas and wonderful relationships, Ron and Hermione were superstars. They were epic. But here in the real world, it just didn’t quite work.” Getting there was never easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their second year, and unfortunately for them their habit of attracting trouble came along for the ride as well. Sequel to Surviving the Weasley Twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
An Aversion to Change by Mel88 reviews
Sent back to Hogwarts with the suspicious title of Head Boy, Draco is forced to share a dormitory with none other than Hermione Granger. With a war looming on the horizon and another danger even closer to home, their final year is anything but ordinary. Thank you to ArtofSilence1 for the beautiful cover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,298 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Times Have Changed by Defier of Reason reviews
Song-fic. Lily and Severus go through a rough point in their relationship. As hard as it is to accept, will it mean the end of their friendship? based on an original song. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
This dance we do by T.A. Tress reviews
Yeah well. It's been a while. Sorry man, I know you're my wife and all, but I don't really lean to the fact that maybe I just can't- OW OW. Fine I love you. I love you dammit. Stupid mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
God Rest ye Merry Gryffindor by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Oh, Bugger by tradingforeverx reviews
She was indecisive, he sent mixed signals. They were sure for disaster, but they came together one magical summer after she has to leave her American life behind. But of course, nothing ever came easy with the two of them. New summary, same story. LJ AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,877 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by wingedthing reviews
My version of book 7. Find the Horcruxes, destroy Voldemort, you know the drill. Written before DH, so no spoilers. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,445 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Somnus Kedavra, The Awakening Of Hope by MoonyAddict reviews
[DH SPOILERS] “They sacrificed to save one another: this created a stall between the life they protected and the death they chose to face… It's a very powerful magic, very little is known about it… It can be reversed… I just don't know how.” [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Photograph by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Years later, Katie still can't let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
Haunting Umbridge by empresspip reviews
Okay, so we've heard about UNOPOO and about the amazing firecrackers and the swamp in the school corridors, but what about other things that Fred and George did to haunt Umbridge? Read on and find out... T just incase!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Fred W., George W.
This Is A Story by obliquedge reviews
This is a story narrated by me, Hermione Granger. This is a story not so much about myself as it is about one boy whom I’ve come to love. A story told by Hermione about the enemy she's come to love. Oneshot. Dhr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Detour by Lily's Lil Sis reviews
When Draco is sent on a task for the Dark Lord, something goes very, very, wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Tomb of Libitina by Axerton reviews
Post HBP. Harry Ron and Hermione contemplate the impossible, destroying the greatest dark lord in a hundred years, but trouble arises before they can even start trying to weaken his defenses. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P.
Life after the war by luvlea reviews
Harry and Ginny r goin 2 get married this is the main start of the story, but Ron and hermione are together then break up but there is a twist do they ever get back 2gether. might be children involed. also changed hp bday for the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,923 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hogsmeade Kiss by LJS4everandAlways2 reviews
Prequel to the Harry Potter series. It starts in the Marauders 6thyear and goes to the fateful night in October where Harry Potter became a hero and Lily and James became mere ghosts of the past. This story is about them. Mostly preHBP and OotP. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 227,374 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Your Kiss is On My List by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Katie Bell has a list. A list of very specific traits she wants in a boyfriend, all ending with the perfect kiss. But what started out as innocent fun, is now showing her what she never before noticed...FWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,539 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Silver Dragons by Camorite reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione must begin thier greatest adventure of them all, the hunt for Voldemorts Horcruxes. They are aided in this adventure by a mysterious group called the Silver Dragons. Ch 11 is now up, please R & R this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P.
Dreamland by drakemi'owne reviews
Sequel to Ooh, baby. Hermione just gave birth and was under a coma. Draco was left with his son. When she woke up, feelings for a certain blonde was washed away together with her memory. Spain, Divorce, a Necklace and Jayze will do the
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,337 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
A Prank, a Closet, and a Little Love by Siriuslover4eva reviews
How did Lily and James really get together? With help from the other Marauders, of course. Told from many POVs of how the other Marauders helped get them together. Look forward to some bickering from Lily and James as well as jokes from Sirius. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,470 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Declaration of Independence my version by SupaJen reviews
This is an assignment i had from a year ago, it's pretty funny. I hope yall like it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Tears for a Loved One by violinist-gurl reviews
Hermione remembers all of the good times she had with Ron.dont judge this by it's stupid summary please! oneshot. very short
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Magic Leaves Traces by I-brake-for-nifflers reviews
When Harry's grandchildren find themselves in the Headmistress' office, they end up hearing the tale of how their parents met. HPGW, HGRW, DMGD, Many O.C.'s... Please Review! I hate asking, but it will help my writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
Harry Potter & the Horcruxe Crusade by A.S. Leif reviews
Post HBP.Harry decides to hold firm to his promise of searching and destroying the three lost horcruxes of Voldemort. Aided by his friends, Harry's quest begins at the infamous Zotzion Univeristy of Bulgaria, where Voldemort himself studied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P.
Always and Forever by Cori.A.Carmins reviews
Sequel to The Wedding Planner. Four years have passed. Hermione's leaving has caused more changes then imagined... but will something cause her to return to where she belongs or will she continue to run?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,612 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rewriting Fate by smiling inside reviews
A tale of a girl who saw the world through dreams, a boy who's fate was changed, a battle against the inevitable and a love that would last forever ...COMPLETE...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,445 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Someone Worth Dying For by Anuket reviews
Draco and Hermione are in their seventh year, and they have to share a common room. Lots of insults, kissing, humor, action, a little bit of angst, and, of course, D/HR! *FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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The Story of Amos Diggory: A Father Without a Son reviews
My name is Amos Diggory. I am a wizard. I have a wife and son. Had a son, that is. He was murdered two months ago. I will never see him again. I…. will never see my Cedric again. No, no, I cannot think about that right now. I must think on other things. I must think on the good time; the good times before I lost my son. One shot, cannon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Amos D. - Complete
Epilogue: Before the End reviews
Harry and Ginny are getting married! The adventures of their wedding day. Basically my version of the epilogue, cannon, but written a few years before the kids at King's Cross.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lullaby of Tears reviews
My mother says I look pale, and drawn. My father says that I’ve changed, that I’ve lost my childness. They don’t know how right they are. My whole world has fallen around me, and it’s up to me, Hermione Granger, to help save it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas reviews
A Christmas story! A happy, sad, funny, and romantic story. From the twins finding friends, and close friends, to Harry and the rest surviving the season, to Draco dealing with the pain he has in his life. This is a bad summary, but a good read. HBP. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
My Love reviews
This is a story about Harry and Ginny lives, after the war. How Harry gets the courage to ask her out again, to their wedding day, then the birth of the first child, and the day that they are laid in their graves, and much more. Please read, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy see each other in a new light when circmstances change their feelings of some people. They are slowly becoming friends, when Hermione has a terrible accident. She may not recover, and Draco doesn't know how he feels. R R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horcrux Search reviews
Harry Potter has been marked from birth, when the darkest wizard of all time, Lord Voldomort, tried to kill him. Now he is a seventeen yearold wizard, fighting against the Dark Lord, and fighting his own battles. Post HBP. HP.GW HG.RW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,388 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Her Smile reviews
Harry Potter is looking through the picture album that was found in Sirius Black's vault, of his parents. Harry starts to think about his parents, and everyone else who has died. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Forever and a day reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has decided to finally propose to Ginny Weasley, his longtime girlfriend. She goes crazy in the midst of the wedding plans, will Harry make it through the insanity? And years after Voldomorts death, there is still evil...after Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Those Almond Eyes reviews
This is a story about Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, from the time when Harry proposed, to when they had their first child, to the dying day. COMPLETE. HP.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mandorphs reviews
This a love story, about Ron and Hermione. Hermione is in Texas, hiding from the dead Voldomort's followers, after doing something to help kill Tom Riddle. Can Ron find Hermione, and will they fall in love again? OneShot. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
