Patricia is a beeutiful elf. All of the others are jealous so she goes with Frodo. All the men fall in love with her but she is engaged. Who will she choose? Please R&R. Not a Parody!

OmG iT's So RoMnAtIcK! PlZ r&r!

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

A Mary Sue parody. Rivendell is subjected to two lusters with very compatible interests.

Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's the academy....

Úlairiel, maiden of Mirkwood, crashes the all-boys Ringwraith club. Parody, AU; rated for disturbing imagery of spooning Nazgûl. Complete.

Who was Ereinion Gil-Galad's father? Orodreth? Fingon? Finrod? It is an interesting question, but you will not find the answer to it here. You will learn quite a lot about Ereinion's mother, though.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Mary sues try to save Arda from themselves. WIP & unbetaed. Try it. What could it hurt? Skip to the second half of chapter 1 if you want to avoid the worst of the "sueness."

Parody: I have what no other story has. My Sue is a llama.

Ariel is a half mermaid from Earth who goes to Middle Earth to be in an arranged marrage with a certain elf (READ TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE!!! tee hee!!) (since people aren't getting it, i'll ruin the suprise and tell you all this is a parody)

So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)

*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*

A modern girl falls into Middle-earth and is forced to be the pleasure-slave of Gimli! Aragorn has recurring bouts of the hiccups! Actually, it's a randomly generated plot from a random ficplot generator! Humor/Parody AU. Enjoy

Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.

A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.

Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

HI! this is my story, its not a Mary Sue, its about an ordinary girl....OR IS SHE??? read it & find out!!!!1

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Elrond Halfelven had 101 extremely gorgeous daughters. They were all getting on his nerves. They were known as the Mary Sues, and they happened to Middle Earth... COMPLETE

Oh look. Perfect hair, impossible beauty, and ridiculous name. It must be a Sue! Run Legolas!

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)