His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **NEWLY REVISED & REWRITTEN VERSION NOW UP!

What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Chs 76 and 77 are up! Please R&R! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC

I know it cannot be true. Rachel died that day. But I got a letter from her. She says she's waiting for me. In a little town called Silent Hill...

The Joker's found his latest project. JokerRachel.

"All the things she'd thought she wanted to tell him flew from her mind. They'd nearly died today, what did it matter right at this moment?" After nearly drowning together, there are no more words. (Rated M for sexual content).

He doesn't love her.

Council duties have kept Watcher and Slayer apart too long. To each other's surprise they meet up at a charity gala in Washington DC.

Before helping Finn raise a new Treefort as his birthday gift, Marceline helps Finn raise HIS Treefort as his birthday gift, if you know what I mean. Finnceline inside, featuring more than a little dominatrix-Marcy.

Endgame begins a year and a bit ahead of the events of TDK. The Joker is beginning to make a reputation for himself in Gotham. Plans are interrupted when an older woman, who knew him as an adolescent reappears. Flames re-ignite as they .. play chess?

James' attempt to save Angela, who falls off the edge of reality quite often, treads into forbidden terrain. James/Angela. Three-shot.

In which Loki and The Joker conspire together to win the affections of their caped crusaders. "The God of Chaos and The Joker walk into a bar, and the bartender...well, he uh...he SAYS, 'Ow, stop stabbing me'"

She's probably worse off, at least for the moment, assuming she hasn't offed herself. It's a dreadful thought, but there's nothing he can do. He can't stop the train, can't turn back now, because, if she really is gone, then going back to London is just a bloody waste. Post-Deep Blue Sea.

She's just like Mary, but not quite. James goes to a strip club. Mature Content. Pre-SH2.

Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.

When a nurse finds an iPod, she and her friends find themselves in a very sticky situation with Pyramid Head. Rating will possibly go up.

James and Pyramid get it on...if you don't like yaoi don't read. Its pretty hardcore.XF

AU. Danny, Tucker, Sam & Paulina's plane crashes in the Bermuda Triangle, and Danny gets hurt. Why did only they survive? What happens on the deserted island? Everything fun under the sun...romance, loss, and exposed truths. DxS. Finished!

James realizes that having sway over life and death isn't exactly a gift. One-shot.

Collection of one-shots, some really short, others longer. Some funny, some angsty, some sweet. But ALL should be steamy/sexy/sweet. ALL revolving around B/B and their smoking hot dynamic. COMPLETE.

Post Leave Ending. After James is convicted of murder and sent to prison, his future doesn't look so bright. Then, a decade later and a year after his release, an old friend comes around to pick up the pieces. James & Laura. COMPLETE

They always ask where she's from. She lies. Mal/Inara

And dreams remain - must remain - dreams. -*Mal/Inara

"It's not in the job description. No one wants to permanently keep a companion, that's probably why the job was invented in the first place."

Wrong place, wrong time.

What if Holly J had a dark side that she never let anyone see? One shot and lemon. M for a reason.

Just out beloved Pyramid Head being himself. And boy is he is for a surprise. RATED M FOR STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT! (Yes, that is the unmasked nurse in the cover image.)

Dex and Rita meet some muggers. Rated M for Dexter being Dexter. Comments very welcome. :

I don't know what to write here. This is just an Eli Goldsworthy smut oneshot for all you hormonal fangirls which includes me lol

Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...

Post "Maria ending" for SH2. Maria has left Silent Hill with James, but she begins to question her relationship with James and if she truly has an identity of her own.

After being humiliated in the lounge and being rejected by his best friend, Will makes an executive decision regarding his life and his future. How will Emma react to the news?

Buffy and Giles get stuck in an elevator. Buffy's annoyed and so is Giles. Fireworks ensue. B/G.

What's been building for so long finally comes to be, to their surprise.

A series of oneshot drabbles, double drabbles, and ficlets featuring B&B. Possibly other characters in the future. Ratings vary chap to chap; since chap 1 is M the whole story gets that classification.Now up: commentfic chaps 25, 26, & 27, and new chap 28

Alone, Alone. No one home. What could have been done to save him? Was there anything she could do? EdwardxKim. Rated for love scene.

She wore black and blue bruises in the shape of my hands around her neck. I moved away from her. I zipped up my jeans and leaned against the stonewall over looking the lake. "For an illusion, she felt so real." Non-Con James/Maria

A series of vignettes inspired by songs. They range from really sweet to depressing.

She curls back inside herself like she did when she was thirteen and Nandi told her she wouldn't steal any hearts if hers was being held in open fingers, ripe for the plucking. - Post Serenity, Mal and Inara try to fix each other without realising.

Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.

Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.

Drake has been having nightmares. He meets an amazing girl who's being abused and falls in love. But bringing this girl into his life may be making things way worse than ever.

One-shot. James x Mary.

Pat isn’t just a rebel, he’s also a family man. With an overworked mum, a sick grandpa, and a little sis, Pat has his hands full. When Ashlee Verona befriends Cam,the new kid, and Pat finds himself dating a certain shrew, things may just get out of hand.

Rachel: delicious, corruptible. Sadie: young, out of control. Crystal: dangerous, sharp. Danni: waiting, ready. Rose: sensual, explosive. Batman: desperate to save them. Joker: desperate to see just how much damage 5 women can do.

Now that she's back, he can't take her eyes off her. If only he could see the looks she gives him as well. MalxInara oneshot in three parts but only one chapter. A/Ns explain points of view if there's any confusion. M for sensual lemon.

ONE SHOT! After leaving Giles' flat with Olivia and him alone in it, Buffy changes her mind... Things are about to get very interesting when Buffy and Giles decide to play a game. // WARNING: M-rated for drug reference and hot smooches.

While the students of McKinley High are getting ready for their big dance, Emma has an idea that might help Will feel better about his relationship problems; Will has an idea all of his own. Rating changes in later chapters.

A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.

Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED

Jakob has an idea to make money to get their first book published. Will reluctantly agrees. The Brothers jump in with both feet, but Jakob is about to find himself in it up to his neck while trying to save Will's! Post movie, WillxOC JakexOC No Grimmcest!

When Emma trips in the parking lot and scrapes her knee, a certain someone comes to her rescue. Pure and unadulterated fluff.

She hates him and he feels the same way about her. Yet even knowing there feelings they cannot stay away from eachother. She makes him feel alive and he just makes her feel. Love and hate mean nothing when it comes to them. One-shot series.

Rachel is his cure. Her voice is his medicine. Her touch is his drug. And he's an addict.

Whether free or locked in an asylum, Rachel always knew the Joker was going to kill her. Now struggling to put her corrupted lover Harvey behind bars, she has to go to his creator for help...but how long can she survive the Joker' games in the process? Jx

He could not break her silence.

What if Batman had chosen to save Harvey instead of Rachel--what would happen if the White Knight had fallen? Rachel grieves and can't quite pull herself together again, but she's thirsty for revenge, and the Joker wants to exploit her anger.. Joker/Rach

“I see the analgesics they gave you in the emergency room are doing their work.”

Pyramid Head & Maria. He had a strong sense of duty, or maybe just a weak sense of independence.

A woman endures unspeakable torment at the hands of the Joker in order to save the life of her two year old child. Nolanverse.

Out of all the creatures in silent hill, one demon nurse retains a human mind that many others lost, and all she wants is to escape the torture she's endured for decades. Pyramid Head makes appearence near end of story, not intended to have a happy ending

Sometimes a situation is stranger then it appears. Behind the scenes Rachel Dawes pushes into the Joker's past, determined to bring him forward into a different future. JOKACHEL! Explicit content, warning inside.

Tru wondered what it was like to be normal...

When Jack Napier's life is changed by one impulsive moment, Rachel Dawes doesn't want to believe he's dead like the police claim. After 6 years pass without any sign of her fiancé, a crazed, familiar lunatic crashes Harvey's fundraiser. MATURE AU JOKACHEL

Buffy thinks about the only person in her life who has never left her side. And all the reasons that she doesn't deserve him. One-shot B/X.

James' restless dreams still occur ten years after silent hill, all of them involving Maria crying out for help. feeling that the only way to figure out if they're real or not he travels back to the one place he fears the most. JamesxMaria

A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!

Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!

The screen went black and the lights in the apartment flicked off" Booth & Brennan find a way to pass time in the dark.

The Joker entertains an unlikely guest. WARNING: dark, disturbing elements, bloodlust, and necrophilia-esque mannerisms.

The night before Kat had to ship off to Sarah Lawrence, Patrick showed up at her doorstep.

Kat is returning to her hometown town after a year at Sara Lawrence....she comes back realising that she is a different person and that the people she once used to trust have changed also. Please read and reveiw!

Written from your own personal female perspective. Story line: I woke up that night in another cold dark world, to be one of the Joker's new experiments. Well, then what happens? You have to read to find out. Part 2 is up!

...Simply Makes You Strangers on a Train. Rachel uses Gotham City's public transportation system and instantly regrets it when she meets a man with an odd smile and sees something she probably shouldn't. Takes place soon after "Begins." Rachel/Joker.

The Brothers Grimm thought they'd seen the last of the evil Mirror Queen. Unfortunately, she had more than one trick up her sleeve. Two girls fall through time and the Mirror Queen invades our heroes' dreams. Will/OC and Jake/OC 'cause Angelika's a playa.

But you just don't. Harley Quinn POV. One-shot.

Harley is the product of Gotham's rotting underbelly, and naturally her idolatry would lie with the creature that has struck fear in even it's protector. But when he returns her attentions, can she survive it? Nolanized version of Harley Quinn. Enjoy.

In order to save her friend from his fate, she agrees to spend one night with the Joker. *Highly sexual... highly.*

SEQUEL TO FACES OF EVIL. Falling further from grace, Lydia seeks salvation in the hands of her 'savior' once again. Joker/OC *Sexual Situations, Violence, Language, Adult Situations*

Ennis and Jack meet in the afterlife. Some fluff. Slash: Ennis/Jack.

House and Cameron play a game and have some fun. One-shot, H/C established.

She just wants him to let her in. House/Cameron.

The sequel to "An Unhealthy Obsession" - With no memory of her accident, Rachel Dawes turns to the Joker when he claims to know her true identity: Harleen Quinzel. JOKACHEL -Sexual Situations- COMPLETE

And Pyramid Head came, and Pyramid Head left, but Pyramid Head never really stayed, and he never really was anything more than a monster. And no matter how many times the process was repeated, Pyramid Head never changed.

Written for the second Fanfiction/Writing contest challenge at Fan Forum. Set to the song "Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional. He might never be able to tell her that she has stolen his heart. One-shot. Tru/Jack.

Joker is now locked up in Arkham. Things in Gotham seem pretty calm without the Clown Prince. But he recieves a strange visitor that promisses changes and a new chapter in Gotham's history.

The actor might have died, but the Joker lives on. Even in my dreams, I couldn't save him, and the clown knew it. Quick drabble, Joker, Ledger, and myself in the dream I had after the actor's death.

Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.

Rachel is waiting for someone. Jokachel. Oneshot.

A nervous tap of the finger, a thoughtless prod of a scar--Harley knew his every little movement. And she was going to have to use them if she wanted more of him. TDK, sort of could be a very early precursor to Fifteen Minutes.

NOTE: THIS is the ORIGINAL 101 Things Joker fic. The copy over in the Comics section of FFN is a copy that someone else uploaded and I am allowing it to exist. Once again, the issue has been taken care of, so do not R&R this fic just to say it's not mine.

A hostage learns the Joker's REAL story. Could it be that the Joker is... human? This is my first fanfic EVER, so reviews are appreciated.

This is a brief story about the beginning of the movie from Patrick's view. WARNIG: this is not meant to be a real fic. I am trying to find out how to delete stories off of the network. I can't do it yet. But this IS a story, so read and enjoy!

“Wanna know how I got these scars?”

READ ANNOUNCEMENT Larisa's rich father dies, leaving her in danger of being hunted down by the Joker. Bruce Wayne is protecting her, but will she listen to him? Of course not! Reviewers are my secret lovers. Flames will be used to toast my marshmallows! :

-TDK- After the Joker's encounter with Rachel Dawes, a new and frightening obsession begins to stir within his breast... Rachel x Joker ::MATURE sexual content:: Now COMPLETE

Boy meets girl. Boy throws girl out window. Boy kidnaps girl and wires her to explosives. A story in which The Joker and Rachel have some philisophical discussions.

I was so sad that Harley Quinn wasn't in The Dark Knight. So I've written her in with Heath's sexy Joker. Diff story line, but I wanted this disturbing version of The Joker to play with. Warning: Morbid Romance Ahead.

Angela Allegra, part time reporter, and part time fiancee to the most notorious vigilante in Gotham history, had been warned about accepting these innocent gifts from this Joe Kurh guy. She's now found herself the punch line to a dangerous joke.

Two years on. Juno is on the cusp of eighteen, facing graduation and adulthood. As the teenage façade slips away, Juno and Bleeker confront the nine months that changed their lives and brace themselves for that funny thing called 'the future.'

The Joker has his eye on someone he believes will help him out in any situation. *I suck at summaries.* Dark Knight Spoilers. Joker/OC and others. *Drug use, violence, language, sexual situations. Enjoy D

Drake has never been very good at a lot of things, sharing only being one of them.

A set of ficlets written for the Theatrical Muse community on LiveJournal, where I play Drake Parker. Each week, the moderators throw out a question and we write a response from our character's POV. Ratings vary by chapter, T overall to be safe.

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!

They've spent the whole summer together and now it's finally time for Kat to move across the country to attend Sarah Lawrence College. How will Patrick take it?

Buffy visits Las Vegas, only not really. And Xander's a hermit, only not really. Post-Chosen, post-"Long Road Home," but none of the comics after. Buffy/Xander

“If you could be a girl for a whole day, would you do it?”

Drake is there for Josh when Josh needs him the most. Josh/Mindy, Drake/Josh.

Mrs. Hayfer’s actually being nice to Drake; that can’t be good. He’s always the last one to know.

Drake stared at the hot dog in his hand, struck by a sudden thought.

Drake thinking about why he always skips gym class. Drake/Josh

Drake uses an English assignment as an opportunity to tell Josh how he feels. SLASH DxJ

Megan was just watching her favorite show when it happened. Drake/Josh slash.

Drake mumbles in his sleep. Josh is used to it. But one night he hears more than he expects to... slash, DxJ

Drake Parker is not afraid of anything. Especially thunderstorms. Drake/Josh

Drake fights against the demons inside his head. Caution: VERY DARK, so read at your own discretion. Rating is between T and M. COMPLETE!

A cast and some blue paint.

He always wanted things he couldn't have. Always. Spike's POV

Both Sam and Joon have lessons to teach. One-shot.

Drake isn't used to this kind of hurt. Slash, DrakeJosh, JoshOC, DrakeMindy.

Being alone isn't good for either of them, so the boys decide to spend New Year's Eve together. DrakeJosh slash. One shot.

AU. Oneshot. Incest. It was a moment of weakness. One time, only one time! But it did happen and there is nothing to change about it. Megan is pregnant and he's the father. There is no doubt about it: Drake had impregnated his younger sister.

He thought he was safe to get her something that said, I love you. But Danny had no way of knowing that the Secret Santa's weren't staying secret. DxS

Life after Belleview High School. Where has it taken the boys? Future fic. NOW COMPLETE!

"If you make it more than it is, then we'll want it to be more than it can be." So, why indeed, make this more than it could ever be? Drake and Megan, don't like, don't read.

Mindy couldn’t even remember why she was mad at him in the first place, but she bet it was a really good reason.

Danny/Sam, two-shot. Feeling the need to tell her how strongly he feels about her, Danny writes Sam a letter of the things he can't say to her face just yet. Review!

Danny/Sam, one-shot collection. Each follow a specific theme in the genre of romance. Rated M to be safe. Review!

Just what the title says! Four friends decide to play their fav. game 'The Gun Game'...well that's what you get when you let Danny choose the name! Anyway, one friend takes it a little too far to win! Rated T just to be safe...

Danny/Sam, AU. When an email evokes Sam to say that no guy could do everything on that list, Danny strives to prove her wrong. Can he do it?

Spoilers for everything aired on BtVS & AtS no comic spoilers though one could say this led to Dawn's condition in S8 comic. Buffy & Xander have taken their relationship to a new level without considering Dawn’s feelings. Definitely an Mrating!

There was a reason he didn’t get deeply involved with the girls that he dated. Drake needed an exit, a way out from his casual encounters of the girl kind. DrakeMindy.

There was savageness in his tone that Mindy didn’t particularly enjoy. “I don’t like what you seem to be implying.” DrakeMindy.

A prequel to 'Dream on'. It's Cordy's day off...

Rain pours from the sky as a lonely goth drowns in her thoughts. Will she listen to the rain and give into her heart? DS oneshot

This is a short Valentines Day oneshot. It's Valentines Day, and Danny tells Sam that she has a sercert admirer. She's determined to find out who he is! Please read and review! [Complete]

[Oneshot] Vlad and his army of ghosts are planning to take over Amity Park, and Danny must fight for his afterlife to stop them. Will he stop it in time, or will he die in the process?[DxS]

Danny and Sam are finally together...via the BOX GHOST! There's a bit of plotting in the background, though. Isn't it curious how people take some of the most unexpected courses of action?

Danny confesses his feelings for Sam. D&S oneshot

Danny, in hopes of making enough money to afford Christmas presents, is Amity Park Mall's newest Santa. He hasn't told either of his friends for fear of ridicule. What could go wrong? DxS FLUFFY ONESHOT

Danny, Sam, and Tucker get the chance to annoy the pants off Vlad, the Almighty Lord of the Fruit Loops. DannySam coupling, but mostly Vladrelated fun

Following their last brutal apocalypse, Buffy and Xander reflect on the past and all that's happened to them while journeying towards their future. BX

oneshot Talk about torture. Sam and Danny are in the class of the cruellest teacher at Casper High. The only way to escape is to talk through there own sign language. Lucky for Danny. He has something to tell Sam he just can't say out loud. DS

Danny, Sam, & Tuck find a toddler in the park. But there's something they don't know about him....DxS

WillJake. In which Jacob is not interrupted in kissing Will in the last scene. In which Cavaldi seems pedophilliac. In which a crater hits Angelika. Or... not.

Danny enters a talent show as a way to express his feelings for the girl he loves. DS

Kate deals with some hidden feelings. Oneshot? I don't know yet.

She didn't know when and he didn't know when, but one day they both realized there was something more between them. WillKate oneshot, maybe more.

Someone falls mysteriously ill, and the event forces another to face his true feelings. [K/W]

Drake gets a car, and Mindy feels something new. DrakexMindy, nonexplicit sexual situations.

BENNY AND JOON Set during the movie, just a little moment between Sam and Joon really late at night. Edited and Revised

Amélie drabble (well, it's 127 words as opposed to 100 but, meh, close enough). It was written to take place at the end of the movie, but it could be any time, really.

The future didn't turn out as planned. Adhemar married Jocelyn and she has died, leaving William Thatcher's son behind. Adhemar must decide where to go from here. Pairings are WillKate, AdhemarChristiana. COMPLETE

Danny/Sam, one-shot. Life's a pile of leaves, so just jump in! Review!

Danny/Sam, one-shot. A reflection of a mother, and a little bet takes place between husband and wife on the eye color of their newborn. Review!

Jocelyn's left, and Will's set his sights on someone else. WillKate

Pyramid Head. Kitchen appliances. Oranges. James mistakes Pyramid Head for something else. Mass hijinxs ensue.