There are advantages to becoming one of the monsters you used to slay, but vampiric powers are no substitute for actual parenting skills. More than 830 years later, Raizel remains completely helpless in the face of human cuteness and wants to adopt everything that moves. Thank goodness Frankenstein has all that practice caring for children.

The 820 years takes its toll on Raizel and Frankenstein. They've never been at odds with each other until now—when their household is threatened by an enemy with a personal grudge. Frankenstein must protect the life he has built with the Noblesse, but he is determined to do it alone. All the while, Dark Spear whispers cruelly. FrankenRai.

Vampire attacks weren't unknown, but Dr. Frankenstein hadn't thought they would ever occur somewhere he lived. He might not be these people's lord or their priest, but a doctor is still called to save their patients.

One of the abilities Frankenstein copied from nobles was the power to bind animals to his service. Before long, the strangely-empty manor contains an owl, several ravens, a few especially useful species and a certain singular noble. 'You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.'

Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.

Noblesse oneshot collection. Frankenstein, Raizel: Blood and Salt. Gradeus, the Previous Lord: Axe Murder for Fun and Profit. Roctis, the Fifth Elder: Priorities People. Frankenstein, Tao: Anti-Personnel Sweets. Takeo, Tao: Cold Sniper. M-21: The Weak. Ensemble sans Rai: Than Never At All. Gejutel, Raskreia: Take Responsibility.

I talk about love as if I know what it is.

If Awakenings didn't exist, contracts would be the only way for a noble to lend a human the power to survive.

Frankenstein was truly grateful to be offered a place to rest until he recovered, but it was more than that. Cadis Etrama di Raizel had handed him not just a means of investigating the clan leaders, but somewhere safe to sleep in the land of the nobles. Perchance to dream of his host. Frankenstein/Rai

Frankenstein hit upon an entertaining way to check for mind-reading nobles and hopefully give them some mental scarring as punishment for intruding on a human's private thoughts. Using that technique to flirt with one particular noble is just killing two mutants with one spear. Franken/Rai fluff.

AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: WIP on hiatus.)

Sasuke comes back to Konoha and and must come to terms with himeslf. some NaruSasu

To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke. SasuNaru, KibaHin, LeeGaa, more

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**

-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .

Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru

[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaru

Kazusa Minami, school counselor, has a very special case on her hands. A VERY special case. And it doesn't look like she can handle it.

Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.

Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.

In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.

Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu

There's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]

Naruto Uzumaki is a ninja who recently got tired of wanting to be a ninja. So, now, he tries to be a cowboy. But how can anyone be a cowboy in Konoha, the most cowless hidden ninja village?

You watch Naruto the series on television, you know the characters inside out. But there’s more than meets the eye with the two lead actors... [AU, NaruSasu, oneshot] Birthday present fic for Kaikouken.

Sasuke, a hotshot entrepreneur wants Ichiraku Ramen but its owner Naruto won't sell it unless he helps break up the wedding of Sakura and Lee. Now the boys must drive to the city to stop the wedding. Love happens in unexpected places.

[Oh Potter, you rotter, what have you done, you're killing off students, you think it's good fun] Peeves is smarter than he appears, or maybe he just has a knack of predicting the future where Harry is concerned...

Hogwarts under possible attack, Ministry of Magic corrupted, and the balance of good and evil... well, unbalanced. What's Dumbledore to do? Call up some ninjas, of course! Naruto Harry Potter Crossover.

Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT

[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.

I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.

Life is full of choices. If someone is to move forward, they have to make the best choice. Though that doesn't mean that the best choice is the one that'll make them happy. [NaruSasu? NejiSasu?]

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Sasuke’s mistake thousands of years ago cost him something valuable, his first and only love. Determined to live on as the monster his brother created him to be he promised to find those azure eyes once more and ask for forgiveness.AU Yaoi Vampire Fanfic

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Eiri gets irked and loses his inspiration when his favorite author writes an incredibly crappy book. Chaos ensues. YukixShuichi

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Set 2 to 3 years after chapter 304. Team 7 is off to retrieve what is theirs, but what happens when Naruto loses what is most precious to him? No pairings.

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!

Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru

COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.

Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"

Sometimes, when traitors come home, the best way to apologize is to start all over again. Sometimes, the best way to forgive is to forget. [Mild SasuNaru; Slight Au-ish, One-shot]

[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile

Ron keeps reliving the same day over and over. His world is inhabited by the same people every day, but they don't know that the day repeating itself. He is the only one who can remember what happened yesterday and that gives him an advantage!R/H & Humor

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.