and they nine times they didn't. / dedicated to weestarmeggie for her birthday! / dramione

Edward spent most of his life trying to be invisible until he got to college. All alone, 3000 miles from home, there's only one person he wishes would see him. His Library Girl, just a few tables away. AH/Rated M/Canon couples

Hermione and Draco aren't on the best of terms. But on the night of the Ministry's Spring Gala, he needs a favour.

Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.

COMPLETE! "From the very first moment I met you, Mr. Malfoy - from the first words you uttered to me without even so much as an attempt to hide your disdain, your arrogance, your conceit - I knew that you would be the last wizard on earth I would ever be prevailed upon to marry." D/Hr, Regency era, adapted from Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice. WIP.

The journey beyond the final battle. Recreating yourself is a painful process. A whole generation of Witches and Wizards working to recreate themselves after the Wizarding World. What will rise from the ashes? Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy. Post-War. Rated M for depression, violence, character death, sexual themes & language. *Please review!*

Everything has fallen apart for Hermione Granger; smothered by Weasleys and unsatisfied with her love life, she renounces her life and walks away from all she once held dear. A surprise encounter opens her eyes to a life she'd only dreamed of, and the love of a man she'd always wanted.

(Complete) The love of the Minister's life disappeared just before the end of the First Wizarding War. When he finds her again, he can hardly trust his sanity. His first action as the new Minister for Magic is to break at least a dozen international laws to bring her home. Hermione soon finds herself in the early 70s surrounded by future followers of the Dark Lord.

Don't Think. Just say yes. Drabble-ish. Fluffy. AU.

When Edward is forced into participating in this years office Secret Santa, will the grinchy CEO discover the true meaning of Christmas? Edward/Bella AH/AU [Oneshot] Winner of the 2018 Jingle All The Way Holiday FanFiction contest.

Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

The residents of Birch Hollow are used to strange things happening in autumn.

Harry's been acting a bit odd lately and unloads a kneazle on Hermione just before he gets himself obliviated. What's going on, and more importantly, why has Draco Malfoy gone missing? It might be up to Hermione to figure it out. DMHG/HPGW, fluff and mystery in two parts. Entry for the 2018 HP LJ CreatureFest. *complete*

Five years ago, Hermione left behind her life in England and all the painful memories that lingered with it. But the secrets of our youth have a tendency to stay with us. Dramione.

Sirius Black is back from the veil with more baggage than he would ever imagine, and Hermione is struggling with handling her life. - "I really want you to take care of yourself." "Why?" she asked. Sirius didn't know the answer so clearly until he spoke it. "Because you need someone to want it." [For Mature Readers][Sirimione][WIP]

She was about to break the time stream. Not just break it, but take a bloody hammer to it. SS/HG HEA...Always :)

13 spooky, creepy, and a bit freaky one shots for Halloween and Dulceween. Expected Pairings: HG/TRJ HG/DM HG/HP HG/RAB HG/SS HG/TN HG/TRJ/AM HG/AM HG/FW/GW HG/BZ; Pieces aren't written in outlined order. Parts Posted: 1, 3

After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

The Malfoy family is not pleased with the announcement of a Marriage Law, but they are determined to get the best out of it, of course. And the best is clearly Hermione Granger. Hermione, however, would rather die. (Overall Winner of the 'Something Worth Fighting For' competition and also winner of Best Angst, Best Dark, Judges' Favorite, and Fan Favorite.) S&R:CRW

With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

"He'd always known that hair. He'd stared at it, he'd jinxed it, one memorable day he'd gotten his wand, his hand, and a good portion of his arm, stuck in it. But for the first time he was overcome with a longing to touch it. To touch her. To reach out to her and pull her towards him." A lovely little romance about a young Veela and the mate he never expected. S&R:CRW

He's old school, and I think I like it! 2nd Place Judges' and Public Votes, P.S. I LOVE YOU CONTEST.

AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play

Absentmindedly, Sirius lifted his hand to the top of his chest and brushed his warm fingers just under his collarbone to feel the spot where one of his more recent tattoos marked his skin. It was only a few tiny dots in comparison to some of his other work, but it was the most precious, and most meaningful by far.

Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.

A Halloween inspired collection of song prompted one-shots, featuring Deathmione pairings; Hermione x Evander Avery, Hermione x Reuben Yaxley, Hermione x Fenrir Greyback, Hermione x Antonin Dolohov, Hermione x Felix Mulciber, Hermione x Tom Riddle and bonus Hermione x Regulus Black.

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

"It started with a cup of coffee. In retrospect, it would have been far more prudent of her to use a warming charm on the tepid swill, but she was impatient, and warming charms worked less effectively than what she had in mind." Written for the Wordsmiths and Betas marriage law one-shot competition. Winner in four categories, runner up in one.

The beginning of any great relationship is filled with hugs & kisses, X's and O's. Ours, however, seems to be plagued by exes and ho's. My entry for the Straight Thru the Heart Contest. Won 3rd Place Judges' Vote and 4th Place Public Vote.

The girl's not going to know what hit her.

"I'm beginning to think that I would love to hear you scream." Tomione. Regency AU. Rated-M.

What do you get when you mix; Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, the Weasley twins, two marauders, a dungeon bat, a strange Ravenclaw, a true Gryffindor, and two demons? You get shit done! A grey fanfiction; smut, violence, and jokes galore. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.

How a train-station piano in Paris united Bella Swan, intrepid backpacker, with her one, true love. *Honorable Mention in the Straight Thru the Heart Contest*

Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.

She had no qualms about attending a wedding alone. And even if she did, she certainly wouldn't want to bring her boss—her attractive, intelligent employer who also happened to be some sort of mafioso. Tomione. M for a reason. Long one-shot. In which Tom is a part of the mafia, and Hermione knows.

It's been eight years since the War ended. I was hailed as the brightest witch of the age, and now, I'm nothing more than a dirty little secret. I knew better, but I suppose I wanted to be daring and dangerous. Well, that was a fantastic idea, wasn't it? EWE, Two-shot, Rated M for sexual situations. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Obviously.

There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.

Bella is anxious to finally meet the object of her desire: handsome, wealthy, enigmatic Edward Cullen. After almost three years of talking and teasing via e-mail, text and phone calls, is she truly ready for something real?

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

"Please don't ask me to dance," She said, her fingers fluttering across her skirts, "Societal expectations dictate I must, I'm afraid," He said, and there was something so familiar in the feel of her hand, in the warmth her eyes sent him. CINDERELLA AU THAT LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR BUT I MADE BECAUSE I AM LITERAL TRASH ENJOY Tomione

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.

When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE

ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.

School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.

What started out as a normal day at work, ends up in a trip to the ER, and a prescription Bella didn't see coming. Entry for the TwiFic Doctorward Contest.

"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"

Dr. Edward Cullen doesn't need the Force to find his perfect woman. She comes limping right into his life. Entry for the Twific Doctorward Contest.

After overhearing some of her students gossiping about her love life, Hermione decides it's time for a change. She has an offer for Severus Snape that she hopes he can't refuse. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.

Bella Swan hates Christmas. Can she find some Christmas joy thanks to the spirited Edward Cullen? Story for the What's in Santa's Sack compilation. o/s

It's the holidays and Hermione Granger, usually not much of a drinker, stocks up her liquor cabinet. Draco Malfoy uncharacteristically makes a grand gesture. And someone falls off a roof. Written for DHr Advent 2013. Inspired by Bridget Jones's Diary. One-shot. DM/HG.

Loki has been banished, and must find someone to champion his return. What he finds is Hermione, who is much more than he ever expected. Marvelverse: Post-Thor, HP: Post-Hogwarts EWE. Hermione/Loki.

When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey

Masen's words stopped my heart. The impatient fumbling of his fingers started it back up again as he ran his thumb along the loopy, black cursive that bound us. I knew he had me then. He knew he had me from the start.

Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC

His life was in shambles when she stepped in and saved the day. She saved him again when he was left broken and bleeding. His conscience demanded that he thank her. But thanking someone is harder than it sounds.

Severus Snape finds a way to amuse himself. A series of insights. Multiple characters, but ultimately SS/HG. Mature readers, please.

He is gone, leaving her with the bitter sense of absence and the sweet taste of his name on her tongue. Then, a mysterious letter arrives, bursting with the flavors of a love story. Will the words that grace the page change the course of her life?

Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?

"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.

Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.

After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!

Hermione receives peculiar visitations from a boy that only she and baby Teddy can see; a Post-War tale in three parts.

No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

1st Place Winner of Judges' Choice award and Most Romantic award in the Twilight of Craigslist contest. He finds a camera, and his courage. She finds a mysterious, romantic ad. Fate finds them both. AH, Romance.

"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.

Mr. Edward Cullen gives Ms. Alice Brandon her first-day orientation in The Office. Who's right across the hall from him and doesn't know he exists? How will Alice help poor oblivious Nerdward? E/B, AH-AU, OOC Lemons. Full of gigglesnorts. Now continued.

COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.

Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.

The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.

Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.

A sweet girl home for the summer. A beautiful boy with a cheesy pickup line. A café, catcalls, and a change of pace. Who knew it would last forever? Syrupy Sweet Fluffiness for Twisherry, inspired by "Marry Me" by Train. AH ExB

Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Virgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated M

1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."

COMPLETE one-shot. She used to say it was never too late, and he never believed her. That was before his whole life burned to the ground. After many months of wandering, he's come back with all the courage he can find. DMHG/EWE

A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.

Sirius sets an appointment with the Minister of Magic. Find out his plans and see how he catches her attention. Happy Valentine's Day! Written for the Twin Exchange Love in Unusual Places Challenge.

She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.

Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE

Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.

One-shot. What happens when you meet someone who challenges everything you thought you knew? Edward Cullen, partner in the Volturi firm finds out when he meets his new assistant. Slightly OOC, E/B. Rated M just in case, for language. No lemons.

It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.

Hermione Granger goes to Paris for a wizarding law symposium and runs into Draco Malfoy, who promises to take her on a whirlwind European tour. FIC CHALLENGE! Shagging galore-DxH.

Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!

When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.

"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.

AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.

After witnessing just how much of a jerk her ex-almost-fiance, Bella is sad and lonely with her only real comfort being Ben&Jerry's ice cream and Comedy Central. What will she do when Rosalie and Emmett force her into a night out on the town?

The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU

Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

There wasn't a Weasley there. Just me Hermione Jane Granger.

It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!

And she fell for him like her heart was a mob informant and he was the East River. - - DMHG, AU.

Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!

It started with a night Hermione would never forget... HG/CD

A series of five drabbles in the strictest sense of the term, meaning EXACTLY 100 words. On the eve of the Final Battle, everyone is asking the same question.

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**