A collection of various shorts and longer omakes that I've posted on the AnimeSuki forums. Pretty much purely random gag stuff.

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Aincrad is definitely a place where only the strongest can survive. But what happens when a parahuman whose strength is only available IRL and not online joins this Death Game ?

Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.

Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!

Ranma Saotome is in desperate need of money, as everyone else is too busy yelling to bother trying to rebuild after the failed wedding. Fortunately for him, the Daitokuji family needs a bodyguard. Wait, did I say fortunately?

NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...

The Dinochrome Brigade have never failed in their objective and each Bolo is ready to suffer and endure, to kill and die; for the purpose of their human makers. One Bolo however, must offer a... different... form of heroic sacrifice.

Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

Quick Fic. What is Sasuke woke up and felt a little out of charecter?

It has been a long time coming, but Uzumaki Naruto will finally get what he deserves. Crossover with Disgaea

Jack's Clone goes to USAF BMT. POV. Challenge. ALL CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED. Sixth WOT is up. Merry Christmas!

A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....

A chat with the Shinigami leads Naruto to some interesting information.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

What if the Negaverse called in a ringer? Caution: Crackfic oneshot from your fiend.

Jack, Daniel, and Sam are turned into children and are thrown into grand adventures, captured by Apophis, becoming official members of an Unas tribe, meeting Giant Mutant Carpenter ants, and plotting against the bad guys

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?

Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot The Castle.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE

Ranma decides he needs to take control of his life once and for all. But will things happen as he hopes, or will it backfire?

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything

Why doesn't Sasuke have any romantic interest in the girls of Konoha? Simple. He's in love... and has been in love since his family died... [COMPLETE!]

Complete. SG1 puzzles over a newly discovered alien.

Angelus is about to discover the folly of ignoring Rule Number One…

New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.

[one shot] Harry finds an ancient magic book of unspeakble power!

COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.

Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...

Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.

Maia appears to be the normal, average Slytherin. But her father has come back. The Dark Lord has a plan for his daughter: lure Harry Potter into his hands. These are Maia's thoughts about the whole arrangement. She really isn't too pleased about it.

Spoilers for manga up to 234. Naruto and Sakura has always held onto the hope that Sasuke would come back to them one day, but after three years, things have changed more than either of them could have imagined. ch. 2 up: Neji gets a roommate.

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Waitaminute... An Oni is playing Shogi with Mr Saotome? And calling Kasumi "Sensei"? What in the world is going on here? C&C definitely appreciated!

Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans

Since both the sealer and the sealed are trapped in eternal limbo together, there must be something more to Naruto's being than we're being let into. D'oh?

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions

COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)

Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?

Lina Inverse is the next Magic Knight of Rayearth. Slapstick, cliche, corn, cheese and ooc. Dated 1997.

A Ranma/Sailor Moon x-over. Usagi is hurt and Luna has a plan...

Have you ever had a theory...?

Revised An Escaflowne parody to Captain Planet. The Dragon Slayers must stop the plague of good deeds sweeping across Gaea...

Yes, MY version of Nighthawk's Uncles! idea. Family trees branch out in weird ways sometimes, let me tell you. A young girl meets her idol, who turns out to ber her uncle. But given who he is, will her life ever be sane again?

Cont-fic Ranma has always been in control when he went into the 'Cat-fist.' He has just used it as an excuse to express his true feelings. Now, Ranma is tired of trying to figure out whether Akane loves him or not. So he devises a full-proof plan...

It was said that whoever chances on the Golden Bough can use it to gain access to the underworld. Well, Ranma got it - and ate it too. Now he can reshape Hell to his will... or has it already been changed by his subconscious fears?

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.

Usagi and Mamoru attempt to buy a used car. Inspired by actual events, this is a comedy that will strike a cord with everyone who has ever had the dubious pleasure of shopping for a vehicle.