Gruess dich, it's me, Ichigo!

Yeah, all my stories are unbeta'ed... . Though I've only really found one spelling mistake in each chappie after I post it.

Now, because NLINTDMOI is almost done, I've got some others out. I'll also be making a a sequel to it called Dirty Little Secret.

The list goes on but you'll find those out later. Well, thankz for listening to me blab about useless S-- you don't need to know...

Auf wiedersehen!

(P.S. Gruess is actually spelled with an U umlout can't spell that but it's the two dots over the U and an S set the weird B that sounds like two 'S's... The greeting, the a.k.a. and closing were in Deutsch! German)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

Favorite Quotes As Quoted by Ichigo & Company

Sex is bad, bad is wrong, wrong is sin. But sin is forgiven, so let's begin.

Ugly is bad, bad is wrong, wrong is sinful, sin leads to burning fire and eternal Damnation. (A little uncalled for, but I thought it was funny xD)

Insanity is a matter of opinion. My opinion is that the insane ones actually know what they're talking about.

Everyone's flash drives have anti-virus. Mine has anti-gayness. (This was just funny because of the guy we made fun of. Obviously, I highly support the gay community.)

(When I accidentally yell out more, or one of my friends, I will post them.)

It's orgasmic! (Best way to describe food!)

It's like an orgasm in your mouth... (say this while eating, and someone's bound to spit out their drink)

ACM - Acid Cookie Monster (Friend's initials)

C.U.N.T. - Can't Understand Normal Thinking

--Here's something to think about--

For all those who believe God hates homosexuals... if God truly did hate all the homosexuals, why has he yet to punish them and wipe them from the face of the Earth? Why did he come to let them be to begin with?

Give up already. The religion excuse no longer makes any sense to those who have sat and thought about it.