OrangeVelvethide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. I am 25 and love Harry Potter to pieces. I also love love love Agatha Christie books. Her works are absolute genius, and I aspire to write even a fraction as well as she did. I suppose the first step would be to write a paragraph I liked... I also like to have fun! Especially with words :) Thank you to everyone who has reviewed or added one of my parodies to their favorites list. It really makes me smile. I'm hoping inspiration will hit again soon! |
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Yuletide Blessing in Disguise by Gandalf's Beard reviews
When Harry panics about finding a dance partner for the Yule Ball, McGonagall takes charge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,663 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 8,434 - Follows: 8,501 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Self-Study by WizzardWeatherwax reviews
A trip to the library in primary school changed everything. Aware of the existence of magic and desperate to control it, Harry began to research by reading fantasy stories and fairy tales, trying to find the grain of truth in every single one of them. Harry couldn't believe his luck when the answer to all his questions showed up at his doorstep, in form of a magical letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 10/12/2018 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Mistaken by ANGSWIN reviews
Neither Sherlock nor Hermione are eager to find the person whose first words to them will be the ones that are written on their forearms...Soulmate AU...Written for the April 2018 Roll-A-Drabble challenge
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Sherlock H.] John W. - Complete
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
The Pure Blood Prince? by Animaltalker reviews
A Marriage law Fic with a twist: Severus Snape IS s a Pureblood! So who is his father? And what changes will his newly revealed paternity cause in his life. What other secrets are there in his family. Ch 22 is up after a long hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,233 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D., Eileen P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5994 - Favs: 7,412 - Follows: 8,991 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Live Fiercely by Senatsu reviews
Fred has died - but this Hermione decides that the world cannot go on without the Weasley twins together - that it needs the both of them to heal itself after the war - and makes a trade: her life for his. When Fred returns to his family, he lives for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 167 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 5,694 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Walk at Rosings by elvenwanderer reviews
Elizabeth is knocked unconscious during her walk with the Colonel at Rosings. This "what if" starts before Darcy has the chance to propose. This story is about the ensuing journey the characters have to go through to fall in love. Incomplete, as yet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,026 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28496 - Favs: 26,142 - Follows: 16,615 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5635 - Favs: 6,356 - Follows: 6,877 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 7,234 - Follows: 2,078 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
A Splitsecond Decision by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Dumbledore made the decision. He levitated Julia. And everyone burst into applause as he named her Saviour. Never knowing he made a mistake. Slytherin!Harry. Boywholived!Harry. Guardian!Remus&Sirius. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Transcendence by oStilloDreamingo reviews
Harry takes control of his life after Sirius's death. Independent!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Sheep!Weasley. Mildly AU. Post OotP. Ignores HBP & HDH. MoM/OotP/DE/Muggle/Non-Human politics. R&R Can be read as friendship or Pre-Slash: Harry x Firenze
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Firenze
Let The Guilty Pay by Janara reviews
Harry is sick and tired of the way everyone is treating him. Realising that drastic measures are needed, Harry stages a Potions accident. How was he to know that his actions would unravel secrets long hidden? And just whose son is he? AU year 5 HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,360 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
Knew Father by ImperialJedi reviews
AU6th Year. Sevitus. Harry is a natural Occlumens and has hidden the fact that Snape is his father since he was 10. Harry must deal with many unique attempts at his life and the ongoing war while studying to become a Healer and keep his parentage secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Safe Hands by FoolishWishmaker reviews
Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Because every author must write one of these. A routine check of the wards at the Dursleys residence turns into something not routine at all. Totally AU. Pre-Hogwarts. Slash RL/SB. Complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 8,773 - Follows: 1,360 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Reconcilable Differences by cocoachristy reviews
Six single people are coerced into filling out a form that searches for one's perfect mate. What if the outcome isn't to their liking... at first? This is my take on LOTM's YLC Challenge over at WIKTT. **Runner up for round six of the Endurance catagory o
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,502 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and a Different Path by captuniv reviews
Harry meets someone while hiding from Dudley and enters the Wizarding World a little early and with the help of the Goblins takes a slightly different path.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,055 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 1,929 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 603 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dual Ties by Samara-chan reviews
[Hints of Child Abuse: One Shot] First Year, AU in Potions class. Snape grasps what he otherwise would have missed. Looks may not be deceiving, but in a different way than he had even considered...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 114 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Christmas Wish A HP ficlet by loralee1 reviews
AU, No Spoilers, No Pairing, Little Harry Potter writes a letter to Father Christmas with surprising results
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11317 - Favs: 21,307 - Follows: 7,283 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 10,272 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 10,877 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unhappy Graduation Party by breannatala reviews
ONESHOT. Harry's class is graduating. Harry feels alone, so he goes off, drunk, by himself. Snape follows. NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 562 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 602 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
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Dumbledore's Army reviews
A Harry Potter parody of the song 'Single Ladies' for the DA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Girl reviews
This is a parody of Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl' for The Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dancing reviews
My take on The Chamber of Secrets as a parody of 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bop reviews
My ode to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with a little help from The Ramones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
