Rah-Rah-RAMBLING!!

So, I'm just gonna say... I'm not sure if I want to burn Breaking Dawn or put it in a glass case. Honestly, everything was just a little TOO perfect, you know? Like... the whole book there was minimal conflict. YES there was SOME conflict, but yeah. I love Nessie (how could you not?) but it's just a little TOO predictable. i knew as soon as Bella got preggers that Jake would find his soulmate. (sigh) I mean seriously. How many times have i made fun of Fanfics where Bella gets pregnant and Jake imprints on the baby? They're everywhere! But the thing is... They were right! So weird...

FanFic Authors I read rather frequently:

AuthoressMegz: i adore her Family Ties series, and everything else about her!! I have also fallen in love with one of her fictional characters. Unhealthy? Perhaps. Insane? I think not!

Sindie: The Moment it Began is a really great Sev/Lily story.

Mistress of Craziness: Dramione parody is absolutely hilarious. Roast Beef is a work of ubersweetness.

yayme2012: i'm a sucker for a good 'what-not-to-do' fic.

Your Vennela: same as above. 'what-not-to-do'

I'm extremely picky with Twilight FanFic, because most of it SERIOUSLY sucks. Worst things to see in a summary: ALL HUMAN and/or TIME TRAVEL and/or BELLA ABUSED and/or JACOB RAPES and/or BELLAxEMMETT(or JASPER)(or CARLISLE ew).

Actual Books that I like: Harry Potter (duh), and I am actually one of the many Harry-Potter-fans-turned-Twilight-fans (I Edward Cullen), i read ripley's books a lot, some Meg Cabot, some Clique books (i only read those so I can make fun of them. They are absolutely ATROCIOUSLY written. Grammatical mistakes, gaping plot holes, stupid underdevolped characters, has the author EVER even SEEN a thirteen year old girl??) and the occasional Sarah Dessen.

Random things that I could not live without:

Sleeping, comfy sheets sour patch kids,friends my family, writing, ice cream cake, dancing in the rain, governor's camp, Harry Potter books, church camp, puppies, cheerleading, people who write atrocious fanfic (they are FUNNY to read,) track season, cute black guys, the movie Anchorman, Will Ferrel in general, holidays, love, singing, dancing, playing the drums, people with double initials, working toilets,decent books out-of-the-box thinking, BigStar jeans paper, oxygen, snow/sledding, my BFF rose, a computer, my baby brother, laughing,US Weekly, sweatpants,Spandex, hugs, a shoulder to cry on,words of wisdom, chinese food, people who review my stories, Guitar Hero, Facebook,Rupert Grint, The McDonald's dollar menu, DKNY perfume, Stargazer lilies, Edward/Jasper Cullen, Who-Hash, Spider-Pig, showering, Family Guy, the Wicked soundtrack, cute socks!, nice hotels, hot tubs, meeting new people, cherry cordial cookies, RockBand video game, my alex..

Thoughts on Toast

by Briana and I

I hate crunchy toast. -Briana

Toast is ALWAYS crunchy. That's why it's toast. -Me

But I like SOFT toast. -Briana.

Then you like bread, you dork. --Me

But I like it HOT! -Briana.

THEN YOU LIKE HOT BREAD! -ME

Words and Thoughts to live by--

~Save the whales, collect the whole set.

~A day without sunshine is like...night.

~On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

~Remember, half the people you know are below average.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

~A clear conscience is ususally a sign of a bad memory.

~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

~How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (I FINALLY GOT IT!)

~OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?

~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

~How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

~I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

~Why do psychics have to ask your name?

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

~Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

I know a lot of people. The most interesting ones I met at a "smart kid" camp over the summer. During that camp, we played an improv game where people write down phrases, other people pick the phrases out of a hat, they do a scene and randomly pull out the phrases and say them. The phrases from the hat are in italics in the quotes from improv below. ENJOY!

SCENE: My aunt Betty just died and Spenser is trying to pick up chicks at the funeral.

"I'm really sorry about your aunt." --Spenser

"Yeah, she was great." --Me

"So, do you want to get out of here and get a drink or something?" --Spenser, in a creepy voice.

"Umm...no thanks!" -- I 'accidentally' run into a pole and lay on the ground dying.

"OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OK?!" --spenser

"Before I die...i have a secret..." --me. and then i die.

"NOOO!!" --spenser. turns and resumes creepy voice, "Heeyy, aunt betty..."

SCENE: Woot and Andrew just found out that Megan is cheating on both of them.

"I never want to see your face again!" -andrew

"Me either!" -woot. he turns to leave.

"WAIT! I have herpes!" --megan. entire group bursts out laughing.

"Oh..i can't leave you, then. that would be rude!" --woot.