Yo, I'm a junior at college, majoring in plant biology. For those that can't tell, I am a girl, just, a more nerdy one. I'm not very good at these profile things, and this is only the second time that I've updated it, so yeah. I love to write and have more imagination (insert Spongebob rainbow), but I also have ADD when it comes to doing them. I currently have 6 multichapter stories right now that are nowhere close to done. I just hop between them when I get smacked upside the head by inspiration.

I also have a dark and terrible secret. I am . . . a slash fangirl. It's this site's fault too! Well, the site, and Kingdom Heart's. Boy, is there a hilarious story about me and two of my friends and finding out that we all liked slash. I think we all ended up hiding it for a year. In my defense though, one friend was Catholic and the other was a type of hard core religion. How was I supposed to know? Like I said, funny story.

There isn't much else. The only other thing is that I collect quotes. Stupid ones, funny ones, made up ones. If I see and like, that means I have it. Besides, there's no better way to see inside a person, then seeing what type of words from other people they like. Without further ado, some of my most favorite . . .

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." -Spike Spiegal

" . . . Glass gaped. 'Do you have a plan, or are you utterly insane?'
Jedrah's smile widened. 'Yes.' . . . " - From, 'The Boy Who Stole Midnight' (FP)

"RUN MR. KRABS! RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN A COMA!!" -Spongebob

"It means, that if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action." -Ben Gates from 'National Treasure'

"Hey, idiots are fun. No wonder every village has one." -Dr. House

"Devils don't ask gods for favors." -Hiruma Yoichi from 'Eyeshield 21'

" 'Sigh', 'We are getting aggravated.'
'Yes we are.' " -Twins from Matrix Reloaded

" 'The brain is the only human organ ran entirely by magic.' Nodding, 'It's magically delicious.' ' . . . ' " -Me and my mom

"Do you know someone named T-Bird? He had a friend who shouldn't have played with knives. Like the coat?" -Eric Draven

Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I’m seeing, because I’m seeing gorillas . . . riding pterodactyls . . . with harpoon guns . . . stealing a boat.
Batman: It’s Gorilla Grod.
Plastic Man: It’s messed up is what it is!

"Those people don't listen to reason! Everyone's for saving Hitler's brain but when you put it in a great white shark, suddenly you've gone to far!" -Professor Farnsworth from 'Futurama'

"We are who we choose to be."- Green Goblin

"Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the west!" - Aragorn from 'The Return of the KIng'

"You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fucked up." - Pat Conroy from 'The Prince of Tides' (There's truth in this one)

"I'll take you down to Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement." -??

"Your halo is slippin down, to choke you now." - 'The Noose' from A Perfect Circle

"You know that you nearly gave me a heart attack? Not the easiest thing to do, that." -Edward Cullen from 'Eclipse'

"Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums." -Pet from 'A Perfect Circle'
"Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains, like wind in the meadow. The days have come down in the west, behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?" - King Theoden preparing for the battle at Helm's Deep

"What do you do when you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no soul." -Ed, from 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy'

"If i'm going to miss getting into heaven... why miss it by inches?"

"I'm going to wake up any minute now, and every thing's going to be fine . . . until then, let's talk about food colorings." -Alton Brown from 'Good Eats'

Slartibartfast: Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.
Arthur Dent: And are you?
Slartibartfast: Ah, no. Well, that's where it all falls down, of course.
- - - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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