Hello. My (user)name is GrossGirl18, but most folks around here just call me Gross. I'm finally updating my profile again, as my old one was rather... well, old. I don't know how often I'll update this, but at least it's been updated since 2013 (being as it's now 2016). I personally think that 2013 me did a very nice job of updating the mess that was my 2011 profile, so I'm not really changing anything. I'm just updating this paragraph to let you know I'm alive.

'On time' isn't always a phrase in my vocabulary, along with such phrases as 'in a timely manner' or 'meeting a deadline.' I'll work on it. At some point.

If you'd ever like to talk to me, please shoot me a PM- it's a surefire way to get to me.

Some of my favorite copy and pastes:

If you won megaman1998's 'A Game Of Mafia- Mario Themed,' copy and paste this into your- oh wait! you can't, cause I did! ;P

If you participated in megaman1998's Mario Mafia game, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You can have a different opinion then me. It's just that yours is stupid.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let life wonder how the hell you did it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call 'a floor.' A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return... alive.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda.

As I lie in bed, and look up at the stars, I wonder... where the hell did my ceiling go?

Who is more foolish? The fool who goes, or the fool who follows?