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 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and D.Gray-Man. BIO Name : Emily FAVORITES Anime: Bleach, Deathnote, D.Gray-man, Loveless, NANA, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Wallflower, xxxholic FAVORITE COUPLES Bleach: IchigoXIshida, IchigoXRenjii BTW (BY THE WAY) I love yaoi. A lot. Way better than anything else I'll ever read. A question for you: What the &@# is glomping?? I've seen/heard it being used so often, and yet I don't know what it is! If you know, please mention it in a review for me okay? T_T I know I'm a loser. WAAAH Great! Now that you've wasted a few minutes of your life reading this, have a look at some of the stories I've written! And remember kids! Review, Review, Review! Don't do school and stay in drugs! Kidding, kidding. FAN ART Full Moons: link I drew it, so it's pretty crappy. Oh well. Makes me want to write a sequel now. :P |
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A Visit Home by Psyco101 reviews
Ever wonder who the Akatsuki Leader is? Turns out he's the eldest and least talked about Weasley son! What happens when he brings the Akatsuki home for Christmas? Read and find out! Needless to say…this is sooooooo AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Blood by PyramidWalker reviews
Just one taste is not enough. Allen x Rhode. Reviews highly encouraged. Spoilers for every progressing chapter. Chapters 12 and 13 are a bit...racy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Road C.
Of Dreams and Cake by Tsiuq reviews
Team 7 friendship. Sakura saves Naruto from a nightmare and Kakashi learns too much. A oneshot. In retrospect, this will be where I put all my Naruto oneshots. currently being renovated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Battle of the Semes by xXCabbageXx reviews
When the top model Sasuke has to work with the awarded "most delectable uke", he falls and he falls hard. But what about all the other semes after the blond? AU SasuNaru Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Piss Off Club by JustInunotaisho reviews
A clash of personalities and a bag of skittles. A peaceful fic, in the sense that Grimmjow is not attempting to destroy the world, nor Ichigo fighting on purpose, nor Zaraki blowing up soul society, or...well, just read. UPDATED!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Rome by 2M reviews
When in the Science Department… DON’T do as the department members do. John—remember him?—learns that and more during an impromptu take your child to work day.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Johnny G. - Complete
When Choosing an Alias by hibari-tan reviews
Kanda gets his kicks. Lavi is not amused.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Little Black Book by charredfeathers reviews
It was like the Holy Grail. Something that anyone would die to get their hands on. Something that anyone would want to read, even if it meant they had to kill. And I was pretty sure that if I sold it on Ebay, I would be richer than Donald Trump.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
WifeyPoo by NothingFromNowhereImNoOneAtAll reviews
Matt was frustrated. Mello had ticked him off, so what does he do? Right. Get revenge by saying that Mello is a girl. And not only that, but his wife, no less. Rated for Matt's.. colorful language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Byakuya In Love by 99feathers reviews
Byakuya tries to express his feelings for Ichigo with a handmade card. Unfortunately, he and Rukia are rather similar in their artistic abilities... ByaIchi, slash, yaoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sakura's Morning Ritual by Echeziel reviews
Sakura is in the Akatsuki, and she needs her coffee. Proposed HidaSaku, surprise pairing at the end. Crackfic. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sakura H.
Nobody writes about Alistar Krory by WikkedGrace reviews
What happened to Allen? Krory investigates. Things around the Order are a bit odd today.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Arystar Krory III - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Father, I have Sinned by R.G. Waffles reviews
One-shot - This is why you should never burn paper cranes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Dignity Doesn't Look Good in a Sunhat by Lellian reviews
‘According to official looking documents of a very questionable validity, Hyuuga Neji is classified as insane.’ Contains Neji-abuse, sand in uncomfortable places and a sunhat with a bow. School’s out for summer. NejiTenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
True Place by Jellybean06 reviews
Team 7. Very slight sasunaru. Abstract...symbolism and all that. Poem-ish. Formatting is all messed up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Switch by EllieF reviews
Mello wakes up in Near's body, and vice versa. Rating is mostly for everyone's potty mouths and partly for mild yaoi. There's a dash of Harry Potter in here, though no HP characters. It turned out a lot less utterly cracky than I expected.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Doughnut Drabble by charredfeathers reviews
One Ring to rule them all,One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in its sugary goodness bind them.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Household Gods by Anger House reviews
AU Shounenai Ichigo gets smushed under a vending machine But instead of peacefully passing over, he's forced to stay in the living world and become a Shinigami, his Senpai and teacher of the trade is none other than the most inept loafer in the biz, Renji
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mission Impossible by Kalachuchi reviews
Their mission is simple: get the needed information from one of the Leader's contacts. Unfortunately, no one told them that their task will not involve ninjas. CRACKFIC. Naruto crossover with Ouran.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Let Go by R.G. Waffles reviews
Naruto and Sasuke enjoy a day in the rain. Sakura and Kakashi are worried for Naruto's sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Secrets by EmmileneRosalina reviews
Sasuke escorts a drunken Naruto to the Uchiha manor before a thunderstorm breaks on top of them, and, as a reward, learns three free secrets from the dobe. Too bad Naruto wouldn't remember in the morning... right? WARNING: FLUFFPLOT BUNNIES AGAIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fight by Out Of Sheol reviews
This is the result of reading too many HP Naruto crossovers…One Shot: where Sasuke & Naruto have an all out fight at Hogwarts while undercover. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lilium by colocakes reviews
Allen had waited, and waited, and waited some more before he finally saw Lavi again. And by the time he did, it had already been a century. AU laviallen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Harry Potter and the ANBU Black Ops by Twilight Scribe reviews
That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Twenty Three And A Half Ways To Kill Naruto by Dark Days reviews
Furious with Naruto for exposing him in front of his fangirls, he writes a List full of ways to kill Naruto... But things don't go according to plan. SasuNaru NaruSasu crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Proposal by Twilight Scribe reviews
The unimaginable had happened. Dante was drunk. Smashed, wasted, intoxicated, inebriated...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
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Kage Bunshins reviews
“I guess you could call it masturbation. The only thing I cared about was coming home and having a kage bunshin transformed into Sasuke so I could screw its brains out.” SasukeXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rant reviews
Naruto is upset at all the SasuNaru fanfictions he’s read, so he decides to rant to Sasuke, causing them to get involved in some questionable activities. NaruSasu. Crap summary… sorry. NO SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ULTIMATE CRACK PAIRINGS reviews
Welcome to ULTIMATE CRACK PAIRINGS! A collection of oneshots with the wackiest, craziest, and weirdest pairings from the Naruto universe! Recommend and vote inside for the newest pairing! Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, and Het
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008
Staring You Down reviews
Itachi and Sasuke were locked in a staring contest, neither of them backing down. This time, Naruto is there to help fight the battle, or is he? SasukeXNaruto. Even if you don't want to read, help me write a better summary please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Big Hammer reviews
Your hammer's very big Lavi.." Confused by Allen's innuendos, what will Lavi do when he figures it out? AllenXLavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
A Shop In West Konoha reviews
Naruto drags Sasuke to a store to buy a Valentine's Day present for his girlfriend, Sakura. However, Sasuke has other plans.. SasukeXNaruto Warning: OOC-ness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Moons reviews
Sasuke bursts into Naruto's office with some interesting news and a scandalous newspaper. After hearing a whispered phone conversation, our favorite blue-eyed guy has to rethink his relationship with his best friend. AU, SasukeXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
