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Name: Nekotsubasa. You can call me Neko, Nekotsubasa, Gilbert/Gilbo, Awesome... Whatever you prefer.

Age: 14. Aha, so young... I still have a lot to learn in the terms of writing a good story. I'm sure you agree.

Grade: 9th grade. Freshman~ Pfff-I wish I was shorter so the seniors and juniors would actually try to push me around. :c

Gender: Female. BUT DON'T LET MY GENITALS AND BOOBS FOOL YOU. I TOTALLY HAVE A GIANT PENIS.

Sexual Orientation: (THIS IS SOMETHING I ALWAYS WONDER ABOUT WHEN I'M READING FANFICTION. I'M SUCH A CREEPER.) Pansexual. c: Although I lean more towards females, I don't exactly believe in gender or sexuality.

Location: Under your bed. :U Here's a hint. I was at the 2009 Kumoricon, and 2010 Sakura Con (cosplaying as Germany from Axis Powers Hetalia). The Otakucon in Spokane, Washington where I was forced to be Canada. And Kumoricon again during 2010, cosplaying as Prussia from APH. This Sakura Con, I'm going to either be Izaya (Durarara!!) and Prussia (APH) or Gold (Pokemon) and Prussia (APH).

Notes: I'm mainly into yaoi/shounen-ai/boy love and yuri/shoujo-ai/girl love, but I also like het pairings just fine. I draw and write, but don't really prevail in any other art forms. I don't play any instruments, except for clarinet in 6th grade (which I hated and was not good at). I lurk on fanfiction.net and deviantart mostly, but you might possibly catch me on youtube. I love videogames, although I don't play them as much as I'd like to. With my favorite games actually being Oblivion, Pokemon, and Baroque, despite my Kingdom Hearts fanfiction. If it wasn't obvious, I enjoy anime and manga.

HURR HURR AM I TALLER THAN YOU?: 5 foot, 7 and 1/2 inches, bitches. I'm taller than you, aren't I?

Pairings I Support (I'll add series by which series I've written for. ):

Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora, Zack/Cloud, Leon/Cloud, Marluxia/Vexen, Demyx/Zexion, Namine/Xion, Xemnas/Saix, Xigbar/Luxord (or Luxord/Xigbar), Luxord/Xaldin, Xigbar/Xaldin, Xigbar/Luxord/Xaldin, Lexaeus/Xaldin, Larxene/Kairi, Kairi/Olette, Pence/Olette, Seifer/Hayner, ect.

Hetalia: Russia/China, Prussia/Canada, America/England, Poland/Lithuania, Germany/Italy, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Greece/Japan, France/The World, Austria/Hungary, Switzerland/Austria, Belarus/Hungary/Liechtenstein (FFFF-SHUT UP. I support whatever I want to!), Sealand/Latvia (Latvia fails at being dominate), Korea/Hong Kong, Antarctica/Ukraine (long story), ect.

Pokemon: Originalshipping (Green and Red), Huntershipping (Silver and Gold), and I kind of like Kris and Lyra, although I don't know the pairing name for them. Although I don't usually hate pairings, I extremely dislike Silver and Lyra together. If it was Kris and Silver, I'd just ignore it... but come on! The god damn replacement, and girly boy who looked like he wasn't wearing any pants in G/S/C? ALSO, Gary Motherfucking Oak x Anything and Everything.

Stories:

Red Contacts: (In progress. Hasn't been updated in a very long time. Looking at retirement. Fifth chapter is up! ) Since they were separated in 2nd grade, Canada and his twin, America, have led completely different life styles. Canada was raised in a small, quiet town in the suburbs, while his brother adapted to fast-paced city life. Both sopohmores in high school, Canada moves back in with his brother, and finds his life was about to change much further beyond the size of his high school or how noisy the streets were. Prussia/Canada, and a whole lot of side pairings.

Inevitable Failure: (In progress. Being rewritten. Making no progress. Sad face. ) Riku's life was pretty normal and going good in his opinion. You know, until your best friend's twin starts hanging out with men suspiciously older than him, you make friends with the second most cheerful teenager in the world (second to Sora) who just happens to both have a crush on your cousin and belongs to a disturbingly homophobic family, and then someone you know is found murdered. Yeah. Perfectly normal. SoRiku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, NamiShion (Namine/Xion), and mentions of Cleon and XemSai.

Fuzzbutts: (In progress. Fifth chapter is up! A connected collection of kitty one-shots and drabbles. ) Roxas is a kitten. Xion and Namine are his sisters. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are their new owners. And Axel? Axel is just about the only gay, pedophile cat in the world. Rated T for Axel.

Ice Cream: (Complete. A Prussada One-Shot I wrote for m' love. My first published work.) He never found it monotonous. Going to get ice cream at the same place with the same person every day. Neither of them did.

Bouquet: (Complete. A MarVex One-Shot. It's kind of drabble-ish, since I didn't really have a solid plot when I started to write it... I just wanted to have Larxy bitching at Marly over his crush on Vexen, and it evolved from there. ) Marluxia just wanted to deliver the roses to the man he had grown to admire. No bitching from Larxene. No Axel not knowing when to shut up. Just everything to go according to plan. Unfortunately, the universe happened to hate him.

Riddle Me This: (Complete. A rather short Germany-centric ONE-SHOT. ) He already knew he was a dirty, horrible person. He didn't need things in the mirror telling him too.

LoveMeLoveMeLoveMe: A Namine/Xion/Namine and Axel/Roxas one-shot I wrote for Valentine's Day, with no dialogue. Indeed.

The Fifteen Deaths Of Nothing Men: Fifteen deaths of fifteen men who became fifteen embodiments of nothing. (Now with rhymes!)

Terrible Crack AkuRoku Story: As the title says, this is a crack story with bad writing I randomly started writing. It has AkuRoku in it. And now has a sequel with space pirate zombies!

Green is a Circle: Stupid Pokemon fanfiction I wrote. Slight Originalshipping.

Read This:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage