Name: none of your business

Age: 16

eye color: green

hair color: brown

I'm a guy.

My avatar is a visual representation of elements from two of my stories, done on paint program. the symbol is the Mark of the Deus that is on naruto's forehead (story will be posted at a later date) and the eyes are the Guardian eye from Guardian Angel (also soon to be posted). the plain eye is what it looks like when he's not using it (i don't have silver on Paint, so i just use grey) and the one on the left is when it's activated.

Favorite Anime/Manga:

1) Naruto

2) Bleach

3) DNAngel

4) One Piece

5) Elfen Lied

Favorite Naruto pairings:

1) NARUHINA!! (it just seems right. She loves him, he will eventually realize that he loves her too, or Masashi Kishimoto will wake up one day to find himself castrated.)

2) NaruFemhaku (HAKU IS A GIRL! PERIOD!!)

3) NaruHarem (must include Hinata, other options that would work include femhaku, sakura(only in a harem!), Tenten, Ayame, Ino, and, if a good reason can be given, occasionally an older woman such as Anko, Kurenai, or princess Yukie)

PROJECTS/STORIES

Guardian Angel

naruto jumps in front of kakashi's raikiri to save haku on the Wave mission; Kami shows up and basically makes him into an angel and sends him back to the living so he can protect his precious people. there will be ABSOLUTELY NO character bashing, because i will only make people bad if it can add to the plot. oh, and here's a bit of a preview for an important part of the story: Naruto purifies Sasuke's curse mark. i won't tell you exactly what the details are, but there you go. NaruHina, of course.

Mark of the Deus

on the night of the Mizuki scroll incident, Naruto discovers a scroll sealed into the scroll of seals that apparently even the Hokage didn't even know existed. from it he will gain the power of the ancients, and become a force of nature. NaruHina.

i am concocting a challeng as i type this, and it will hopefully bring out some talented writers.

THE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE SECTION:

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.(So addicted, it's not even funny)

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

i found this on a bumpersticker, and i just had to share it with you!

our relationship is the kind where you call me a slutbag, and i call you a cuntcake, and you yell at me for stealing your word.

P.S. you're my favorite twatwaffle :P

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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║╚╝║║║║║║║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╚╝page if you love
║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - Mahatma
Ghandi

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experiance

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

That news traveled faster than heroin through an addicts veins.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

(((the following scene is from Ch 8 of Again by Kimcat)))

After they had eaten their meal Kakashi told them that Tazuna was going to go and work on the bridge and they were going to make sure that nothing bad happened. “Here! Take these with you in case you get tired!” Tsunami said as they were about to leave. She handed them all a water bottle, each one looking the same.

When they had finally reached the bridge team 7 noticed there weren’t many people that were there to help build the bridge. Tazuna started getting to work and convincing people to stay. Naruto sighed as he took a sip from his water bottle. ‘Hey! This isn’t water, it’s sake! I must have gotten the one meant for the old man! Oh well, I could use a drink...’ Naruto thought to himself as he took a bigger sip.

“Kit, I don't think you should drink too much of that,” Kyuubi advised. I can handle about three or four BOTTLES before I get drunk.’ “This stuff smells strong, and besides, your child body can’t handle that much alcohol.” ‘That’s improsabul...’ Naruto thought to the fox. “See, you’re already getting tipsy. Improsabul? When we went back you were able to keep your strength because of your own memory and that memory is transferred to your body so it knows how to react. However, holding your liquor you can’t memorize...” Kyuubi said, hoping that Naruto wouldn’t get drunk.

“Hey Naruto, you ok?” Sakura asked.

“Yeah /hic/ I think so,” Naruto said, staggering a little on his feet. “Too late,” the Kyuubi sighed.

“You look sick,” Sakura said. “Maybe you should lie down? Sasuke and I can watch things.”

“Eh? Sasuke/hic/” Naruto replied, not really understanding. Kakashi noticed Naruto staggering and decided to take a look, Sasuke following.

“What’s wrong with him?” Sasuke asked miserably.

“Ha ha, hey/hic/ Sasuke, we should get the group back /hic/ together! Sing to the girls/hic/, they always liked that!” Naruto said, swinging an arm over Sasuke’s shoulder.

“What are you talking about... get off,” Sasuke said, pushing the blond away.

“After ya kicked da booket da /hic/ four o us split! Couldn’t replace ya!” Naruto said, stressing the syllables on every word. He took another swig of the alcohol. Kakashi took the bottle from him, then his eye turned up into a smile.

“He’ll be fine, he’s just drunk!” he said happily.

“Grreeeeeaaaaat...” Sasuke rolled his eyes.

“Booket? Is that even a word? You’re drunk.” The fox sighed. “I drunk not am!” Naruto shouted. “Idiot.”

“Who ya calling an idiot?” Naruto said, staggering. “You for getting drunk! And on a mission no less!”

“A mission/hic/?” Naruto said.

“Naruto, who are you talking to?” Sakura asked

“The fuzz ball fox that /hic/ lives in my head.” Naruto blinked a bit.

“Umm, right...” Sakura said. Not noticing Kakashi's eye widen in horror.

“Now he said that he was going to take control of my body inca /hic/ In-ca-/hic/-spick-u-us-ly... before I hurt myself! And others...” Naruto said, then staggered back a bit. Kakashi was silently freaking out. “He just called me a dumbass/hic/ but.../hic/ I am above him/hic/ I have opposable thumbs!” Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs giving thumbs up. The genin of team seven sweat dropped, while Kakashi face faulted.

‘Note to self... teach Naruto not to mock the big fox demon who wants to kill us all,’ Kakashi thought as he stood up.

Naruto’s eyes closed and when he reopened them his pupil had a small ring of red around it, though it went unnoticed to all but Kakashi. “W-well I'm g-going to have a l-little talk with Naruto about... the importance of underage drinking!” With that he took Naruto off into the nearby woods that were across the bridge.

“He does mean the importance of not drinking underage... right?” Sakura asked Sasuke, but saw he was already walking back to Tazuna.

Random Things To Say To Random People You Pass

Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I'm getting sepecious I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.

Can you dance?

Self Control.

Hey Mack wanna see my sundial?

Help me someone stold my illegal Drugs.

Hey, how many rings are around Uranus?

Can you hold my weed for me there is a cop coming.

If i hit you would you get mad?

Nice shirt, can i have it?

Finger-traps they are Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube.

I haven't seen you in forever man. Oh wait I don't know you... I haven't seen you in forever man.

Have you ever contemplated Suicide?

You know i'm one sexy-Beast.

Will you marry me?

If you touch mine I'll touch yours.

Hey i just destroyed that bathroom man.

I'm Out of My Mind.

My idea lightbulb just burned out do you know a store that carries them?

Hey, Do you wanna see my five dollar man-slong?

All we wanna do is eat your brains.

Hey where is that poison drink I just put down?

FUCK YOU MAN I WANT COOKIES!

So um do you have a sister?

Are you my father?

So um do you have a Brother?

Hey peeing yellow lately?

Need a moment?

Don't look at me in the tone of voice.

Why?

Have you seen a dead kid around here? No? Okay good that means no one will find him.

Be happy that you can't be happy.

Sex is more than fun it is really fun.