Gender: Male

City: Africa

How old: Below 49 and above 10

Name: Real names Franklin D. Roosavelt

Don't get mad if you fell for this I did to

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Likes Anime like:Naruto,Inuyasha,Bleach,and Onepiece

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector. (Ain't got one yet )

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (know most of them)

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'. (I'll have to try that...)

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look. (Not gay so never!!)

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'(...)

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. (uh, if I hide knives, my family's going to think that i'm either getting ready to put butter on toast or just plain stupid)

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (No not yet,but I will)

8. You name your dog Akamaru.(wouldn't do that )

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (... no comment...)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. ( i'm obsessed over naruto.not really stupid)

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. (why would Ido that?)

Funny as Hell

Black and White

A black man was talking to a white man and said:

"I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go into the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored!"