Hi. I'm Kopy Kat.

I am many different types of geek, nerd and annoyance all rolled up together. I like a bazillion different shows and movies and books and cartoons aaaaaaaand comic books. I seriously love comic books and read any and all Batman I can get my hands on.

I have been reading fan fiction for several years. I have tried on several occasions to write some but I only recently decided to actually try posting it. I have a whole bunch of ideas and half-written fics but I have trouble finishing ANYTHING... EVER. As anyone waiting for me to finish my current fic can tell you. I am really sorry about that by the way! I have excuses though. We moved, I broke my leg and one of my favorite Aunts is dying. And all this happen with in a month. Although I kinda knew about my aunt before.

Anyway, as for the stories I read, I like well written adventures; mild (meaning NOT grafic), well written romances, angst stories, family fics and bonding stories. I also occasional like the totally pointless, funny fluff.

Here are most of my favorites: (I may have forgotten a few. I've been working on this too long.)

Favorite books: Lord of the Rings series, Redwall series, Percy Jackson series, Inheritance cycle, Ranger's apprentice, Star Wars: Republic Commando, Peter and the Starcatchers.

Favorite movies:
Lord of the Rings, Star wars, Eragon, Star trek 2009, Pirates of the Carribean, Peter Pan, GI Joe 2009, Transformers, Minority Report, Star trek: First Contact, the X-men movies, the A-team, The Magical Legend of the Leprachauns, Chronicles of Riddick, Stargate.

Favorite tv shows:
Merlin, NCIS, Power rangers: RPM, Mighty Morphin, Jungle Fury and Lightspeed Rescue, Hogan's heroes, White Collar, Monk, Star trek: The original series, Star trek: The next generation, The A-team, Burn Notice, Smallville, Stargate SG-1, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel.

Favorite cartoons:
Star Wars: the Clone Wars, Danny Phantom, GI joe, Avatar the last Airbender, Penguins of Madagascar, Naruto, Generator Rex, the Secret Saturdays.

Favorite Comics:

Batman, Nightwing, Garfield, X-men, Iron man, Spider-man, Wolverine, Superman, Justice league, the Flash, Ironfist and Powerman, Robin.

Because it needs to be said:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Awesome Randomness:

I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

If the pen is mighter than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen.

First rule of a gunfight: "Bring a gun!"

To error is human. To blame it on another guy is even more human.

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.

None of the secrets of success will work unless you do.

The four divisions of mathematics:
sedition, distraction, mutilation and derision.

'Feel the fear and do it anyways.'

Life's short; eat desert first!

Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards in emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch.

"I ain't lookin' for trouble but if trouble comes lookin' for me I gonna be very hard to find!"

~ Bob Hope

"Who ever said the pen is mighter than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

~ Douglas Mac Arthur

"You know that saying, 'a fool and his money' are soon parted? That's what happens at casinos."

~ My dad

“Nothing is certain but death and taxes.”
~ Thomas Jefferson

"For a brick, he flew pretty good"

~ Sgt Johnson, Halo 2

If you think Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter and Eragon Silver-hand are clones who were separated at birth/creation/thingy copy this and paste it on your profile.

Cool Random Quotes From:

The Lord of the Rings (all):

"Fool of a Took! Through yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"

~ Gandalf the grey

"By all that you hold dear, I bid you stand; men of the west!"

~ Aragorn

Star wars (all):

"Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur." Translation: 'Today is a good day for someone else to die.'
~Mandalorian proverb

"They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes."

~ Princess Leia of Allderaan

"What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?"

"Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber."

"After that."

"Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve."

"Well, the truth is in there somewhere…"

~ Luke and Ben Skywalker

"You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to."

"I suppose you're right."

"I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies."

~ Anakin Skywalker,Obi-Wan Kenobi and Count Dooku, trying to escape.

"You can run, but you'll only die tired."

~ Boba Fett

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship."

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars Revenge of the Sith)

"To solve problems, contact: [email protected]. To create problems, contact: [email protected]"

~ H.Voolai

"Kenobi. Don't tell me, let me guess: this is the part where you give me the chance to surrender."

"It can be. Or, if you like, it can be the part where I dismantle your exoskeleton and ship you back to Coruscant in a cargo hopper."

~ General Grievous and Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You must realize that you are doomed. I was trained in the Jedi Arts by Count Dooku"

"Oh well that's good because I trained the Jedi that killed Count Dooku"

~ General Grievous and Obi-Wan Kenobi

"You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?"

"I speak!"

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

~ Qui-gon and Jar Jar Binks

"I'm afraid the ship has been destroyed."

"Battle droids?"

"No."

"Jar-jar?!"

"Jar-jar."

~ C3-PO and Padme

"Hmmm, lost a planet, Master Obi-wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing!"

~ Yoda

ANAKIN: That's a load of-

OBI-WAN: Superstition?

ANAKIN: that's one way of saying it.

That's right, Obi-wan, make sure the little kids keep watching. Maybe if they don't, we'll have some action.

(If you know what Anakin was really going to say scream it at the top of your lungs!)

"Do or Do Not, There is no Try"

~ Yoda

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is"

~ Yoda

"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi to Han Solo

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Size matters not."

~ Yoda

"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

"Another Happy Landing"

~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I sense Count Dooku."

"I sense a trap."

"Next move?"

"Spring the trap."

~ Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

"No, I AM your father"

~ Darth Vader (duh!)

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."

~ Leia to Han

"Remember, the Force will be with you, always"

~ Ghost of Obi-Wan

"You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile"

~ C-3PO to Artoo

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper"

~ Leia to Luke

"Die Jedi dogs! Oh, what did i say?

~ C-3PO's head on battle droid's body

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie"

~ Leia to Han (I know a Wookie who might not object!)

"I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships"

~ C-3PO

"Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes." Anakin right before his death.

"I'm looking for a great warrior"

"Wars not make one great"

~ Luke and Yoda

"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form"

~ Obi-Wan

"These are not the droids you're looking for"

~ Obi-Wan

"I love you."

"I know."

~ Leia and Han

"We lost something...!"

"Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship."

~ Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!"

"Apparently not"

~ Obi-wan and Anakin

Obi-Wan-"I was beginning to wonder if you even got my message"

Anakin-We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested Master. Then we decided to come rescue you"

Obi-wan-"(looks up at chains) Good job!"

Anakin-"You call this a diplomatic solution?"

Padme-"No. I call it aggressive negotiations."

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces, and blast us into oblivion"

~ Obi-Wan

"Why you... stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking... nerfherder!"

"Hey. Who's scruffy lookin?"

~ Han and Leia

"How are we doin?"

"Same as always."

"That bad huh?"

~Han and Luke

"Get lost! I'm in a hurry!"
"I cannot get lost, sir. I'm a navigation droid."
~ Tahl and 2JTJ

"I hate being him."
"I think he does too."
~ Proxy and Galen Marek, talking about Darth Vader

"Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!"
~ Han Solo to Chewbacca

"Adventure…excitement…a Jedi craves not these things."
~ Yoda

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
~ Darth Vader

“When 900 years old, you are… Look so good, you will not.”
~ Yoda

"Do you think Sev's got a girlfriend?"

"If he has, she's probably escaped from the galactic city violent offenders unit."

~ Fi and Dar

"Have overpriced DeepWater hybrid, will explore..."

~ Walon Vau to Kal Skirata

"Are you okay, Dar?"

"I'm fine. I got bitten by an ARC trooper."

"That's gross. Are they posionous?"

~ Dar and Etain

"If Besany's offered to cook dinner for me does she mean dinner or..."

~ Ordo to Etain (poor Ordo...)

"She's the one who needs to be careful. I'm the one with the tatsushi recipies."

~ Kal Skirata talking about Ko Sai, renegade Kaminoan scientist

"Kal'buir, just hit her, will you? You can't have a meaningful ethical debate with the thing."

~ Mereel to Kal Skirata, on Ko Sai

"Aw, c'mon...the durasteel underwear syndrome?"

~ Delta squad, on Bard'ika's 'identity crisis'

"General Jusik, sir, is any of this showing up on your disturbance-in-the-Force meter?"

~ Scorch

"With respect, Zey can shove it!"

~ Bardan Jusik on his decision to leave to Jedi order(...you go, Bard'ika!)

"Yeah...I'm much more convincing when I'm on the verge of a heart attack."

~ Kal Skirata, upon finding that Ko Sai's data was not really destroyed

"It's about time that you Jedi took your heads out of your shebse, stopped contemplating your midi-chlorians, and did a reality check!"

~ Kal Skirata (Thank you! Somebody needed to say it!)

"Cute and strill in the same sentence...well, you learn something new every day."

~ Rav Bralor

"Sargent, why are you so certain no one is coming?"

"We're just clones, sir. We're meant to be expendable."

"Not to me."

~ Plo Koon, and Sergant Sinker (I am now a Plo Koon fan because of this statement)

"It's not a skirt...it's a Kama!"

~ Ordo (keep telling yourself that, Ordo)

"And they say clones are all the same, do they?"

~ Kal Skirata

"Yeah! I love that smell!"

"All I smell is burned Geonosian"

~ Scorch and Fixer

"Did they find the data?"

"No, I hid it pretty well."

"Where, exactly?"

"Mmmm, you don't wanna know."

~ Scorch and Boss

"So... you've been ordered around by a geriatric and a child have you?"

"Scorch, do you like medcenter food?"

"Touchy, touchy..."

"Delta! This is the geriatric. Get down and give me fifty, now!"

"Fierfek."

~ Scorch, Darman, Kal Skirata, and Sev

CT-01/425: "Someone important noted your excellence on Geonosis."

Scorch: "You hear that, Sev? Someone thinks I'm excellent."

Sev: "Well, at least that makes two of you."

"What, Sev, did that corpse give you a nasty look?"

"Rule 17..."

"We know, always make sure they're dead."

~ Scorch and Sev

"I sense violence in our near future."

~ Scorch

"If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?"

~ Scorch

"...I don't want to profess my love for ORDO!" (Really? Why ever not:P)

~ Etain, after she asked Jusik how to say 'I love you in Mando'a'

"Mereel had always thought of Kaminoans as cold, arrogant, xenophobic, and even suitable for barbecuing..." (BBQ Aiwha Bait, anyone? Going once, going twice...)

~ Republic Commando: True Colors

"Gar ru kyramu kaysh, di'kut; tion'meh kaysh ru jehaati!" ( Translates to: 'You killed him, you moron; what if he was lying!)"

~ Kal Skirata

"No, I actually like you, ad'ika. I just despise Jedi."

~ Kal Skirata to Etain Tur-Mukan

"Don't you dare drop my verps!"

~ Kal Skirata (What can I say...he's extremely quotable!)

"Mhi solus tome

Mhi solus dar'tome

Mhi me'dinui an

mhi ba'juri verde" - Mandalorian marriage contract

"Can I borrow a Jedi, please?" (Because PR is just their thing!)

~ Jaller, Organized Crime Unit

"Do Jedi work here, too?"

"yes...we make excellent file clerks."

~ Etain, and Corr

" I don't want to worry you, Kal, but I've started an armed siege at the medcenter..."

~ Besany Wenan (Oh...nothing to worry about, picking up milk...started a siege...nothing much. Lol!)

"I'm only a simple trained killer, but something tells me never to eat in a restaurant with a bad pun over the door."

~ Sev

"Sev's a dead-body-ologist!"

~ Delta Squad

"Great! Perhaps this means our adversaries learned about our mission."

"Perhaps it does."

"Of course, no body's tried to stop us yet."

"Also true."

"They WANT us to get to the separatist head quarters; which means this is a trap!"

"I imagine it is."

"Well that's unfortunate... for them!"

~ Anakin and Obi-wan

"You seem a bit on edge."

"There's a good chance we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including ours and the senator's, so YES I'm 'a bit on edge'!!! Why aren't you!!!

"I'm... better at hiding it."

~ Obi-wan and Anakin

"I won't even ask where the rest of Anakin's fleet is; or why he's in an escape pod!"

"That's probably for the best... Rex, that reminds me, send a shuttle for Master Skywalker."

~ Obi-wan and Ahsoka

"We need to know what the droids have in store for us. Send your best men to scout ahead."

"Boil, Waxer, come with me."

"I, guess we're the best!"

~ Obi-wan, Rex and Boil

Transformers (all):

Sentinel: I think you've done enough, Optimus! I'll make sure you're tried for high treason for destroying the Allspark! Now come with me!
Optimus: No! (Shoves Sentinel aside)
Sentinel: That wasn't a request. That's a DIRECT ORDER, Optimus!
Optimus: It's Optimus PRIME. I may be an Elite Guard washout and a glitched detail flunky, but the last time I checked, you and I still had equal rank. SO, Sentinel PRIME, take your order AND your condescending attitude and STICK IT IN YOUR HARD DRIVE! You're on MY TURF now!

Captain Fanzone: Hey! I wonder howcome your interior is so much cleaner than mine!
Sari: Hmm, maybe because it's not on FIRE!?

"Optimus... there's something I need to say... (mutters) thank you."

"Wow! That must have hurt!"

"More than you know."

~ Optimus Prime and Sentiel Prime

tough blitzwing: "never give up!"
smart blitzwing: "never surrender!"
crazy blitzwing: "never-mind!"

"Man that hurt!"

"It's supposed to hurt! That's why it's called an ass-whuppen."

~ The Twins from Transformers

"Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow, and the leprechauns went an' bobbytrapped it!"

~ Agent Sims, Transformers

Star Trek (all):

"Keep notes. It may be of interest to scholars in the future."

"Really?"

"Well think about it; a blind man teaching an android how to paint. That's got to be worth a few pages in somebody's book!"

~ Will Riker and Jordie

The A-team (all):

"Go-olly, they got guns!"

~ Murdock

"Hey! How many fingers am I holding up?"

"uhh...Blue... uhh"

~ Hannibal and Face

"We need your help. He's out there trying to murder us!"

"We'd like to avoid that if we could."

~ Amy and Hannibal

Power Rangers (all):

"Hand me that."

"What, what this?" (holds up wrench) "You mean this?" (holds up screwdriver) "Can you be more specific? This, you mean this? You do not mean this?" (holds up lollypop, Dillon takes lollypop) "Ok, ok, this isn't happening. I'm running the Venjix barricade in broad daylight with, uh, Willy Wonka at the wheel."

~Dillon and Ziggy

G.I. Joe (all):

"Change of plan."

"There was a plan?!"

~ Scarlett and Duke

"What happened to you?"

"Man, I jumped through a train... What happened to you?"

"I jumped over it."

"You can do that?!"

"I told you to read that manual."

"There's a manuel!!!!"

~ Duke and Ripcord

Peter Pan 2003 (Movie):

"If I were you I'd kill her."

"If I were you... I'd be ugly!"

~ Hook and Peter

"Mother, Father, these are the lost boys. May I keep them?"

~ Wendy

"John, there's a boy here who wants to teach us to fly!"

"Sir, you offend reason!" (Peter lifts off the ground) "... And I should very much like to offend it with you!!"

~ Wendy and John

"Oh, how sweet! (Peter frowns)... Are mermaids not sweet?"

"Well... they'll sweetly drown you if you get to close!"

~ Peter and Wendy

"...There was slashing and beating and stabbing and torture, and they all lived happily ever after!"

~ Peter

Sherlock Holms (Movie):

"Watson, what have you done!?!"

~ Sherlock Holms

"No woman wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man is dead or not!"

~ Sherlock Holms

"You know, in another life, Holms, you would have made an excellent criminal."

"And you, Lestrad, and excellent policeman."

~ Lestrad and Holms

"Don't worry dear, suiside is not in his repetoir. He's far to fond of himself."

~ Watson

Harry Potter (Movie):

"Now Harry, you've lived with muggles all your life. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"

~Mr. Weasly

The Three Musketeers (movie):

(They just found out that D'Artagnon has separately challenged all three of them to duels)

"How long have you been in Paris?"

"I arrived this morning."

~ Athos and D'Artangnon

"I know Athos may seem cold and unfriendly, but don't let him fool you. Deep down..."

"He really is cold and unfriendly!!"

~ Aramis and Portos

Clash of the Titans:

"I only known one great man in my life, my father. Nut now I know four... and a woman... and what ever the hell you are."

~ Persus

"My brother and I, we know how to kill..."

"We enjoy it!"

"... fine. If you can keep up, and you don't mind dying, come along."

~ The two brothers and Draco

"... There is a god in you. Be sure to bring it."

~ Draco

The Magical Legend of the Leprachauns (Movie):

"When I was young I was afraid to dance because I thought I had two left feet! Now I know I dance fine, it was the two left SHOES that where bothering me!"

~ Sean , in the magical legend of the leprachauns

"You listen to me, Mickey Muldune! You stay away from that girl or I'll disown you!"

"How? You don't own anything!"

~ Semus and Micky Muldune

"It would be sensible to wait until the morning."

"I'm not interested in sensible!"

~ The king and count of the trooping fairies

"There are thousands of leprachauns throughout all this country. Fine, fun-loving folk; full of pep and vigor!"

"And booze, given half a chance!"

~ Semus and Mary Muldone

Pirates of the Caribbean (Movie):

"Now bring me that horizon."

~ Jack Sparrow

Apolo 13:

"If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."

~ Jim's mother

"If I had a dollar for every time they killed me in this thing, I wouldn't be working for you!"

~ Jim Lovel in Apollo 13

The Chronicles of Riddick:

"You're not afraid of the dark, are you?"

~ Riddick

"Where's Johns?"

"Which half?"

~ Imam and Riddick (talking about the man Riddick had just been fighting)

The Princess Bride (Movie):

"We'll never survive!" "Nonsense, you're just saying that because no one ever has."

~ Westly and Buttercup, the princess bride

Merlin (TV show):
"I've been training to kill since I was born."
"Really? How long have you been training to be a prat?"
"You can't talk to me like that!"
"Oh I'm sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?"
~Arthur and Merlin

"There must be another Arthur. This one's an idiot."
~Merlin

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV show):

Raph: "Enough of this waitin' around! I say we head topside, kick ninja butt, take ninja names, and find out the whole ninja story for ourselves."
Mikey: "Whoa. Remind me never to get on your bad side, dude."
Raph: "Too late!"

(Talking about football below)

Raphael: "Panthers! Rams! Bears! Eh, they even got Dolphins! You'd think they'd have room for something a little more... reptilian."
Donatello: "The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately, the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being velocity-challenged."
Raphael: "... Say what?"

"Clearly there is a power failure, you must investigate... And hurry up! I do not wish to miss my favorite program."

~Splinter

"Do me a favor, be a cooperative little mountain and just gooooooooo (ugh)... down."

~ Raphael

"I've worked out all the theoretical aerodynamics. It's practically fool-proof. Woah!!"

"Yes, but is it Don-proof?"

~ Don and Raph

"Hey, it's one of them kung fu lizards!"
'"Turtles! TUR-TLES!"

~ A purple dragon and Raphael

Teen Wolf 2011:

"You know, I have a life!"

"No you don't."

~ Scott and Derek

"Hey it's me again. Look, I found something and I don't know what to do. So if you could turn your phone on?! Right now! That'd be great. Or else I'll kill you. Do you understand me?!? I'm gonna to kill you! And I'm too upset now to come up with a witty description about how exactly I'm going to kill you but I'm just going to do it. Ahhhggg! Good bye!"

~ Stiles trying to get Scott on his cell.

Stargate SG-1:

"This tastes like chicken."

"So... what's wrong with it"

"It's macaroni and cheese."

~ Daniel and Carter

"I thought that blast killed me. I... I thought we were dead. Weren't we dead?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay. I thought heaven would be a little more upscale."

"oh... I don't think this is heaven."

~ Daniel and Sam

"Are you considering the same tactic I am?"

"Teal'c, the cliche is 'are you thinking what I'm thinking'. The answer is yes!"

~ Teal'c and Jack

"Where's Daniel?"

"Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy."

"Really? What?"

"A fancy light show that may be the key to defining our existence, or something like that."

~ Sam and Jack

NCIS:

"You are just like your son, Mr. Gibbs."

"No mame; he's just like me."

~ Renoa and Mr. Gibbs, Sr.

"It's decaff coffee, Gibbs. I've been sleeping and eating, it's really fun. You should try it!

~ Abby

White Collar:

"What ever I did, I have proof I didn't do it!"

~ Neal

"And Peter, next time I find you on my scene, I'm filing a report."

"You can't tell, but right now, deep down, I'm petrified!"

~ Agent Rice and Peter

"You're letting the pants suit use you as bait to catch Willks?! Doesn't that strike you as... Insane!"

"I'm going to a club. The Feds'll be right outside."

"This is the same Willks that wants you dismembered!"

"Dismembered is slightly over-stating it. You're being paranoid."

"Paranoia is a skill; the secret to longevity."

~ Mozzie and Neal

Generator Rex (TV show):

"You'd rather hide from a bunny than go on a date with a girl?"

~ Noah

"Hi! Sorry my hand's all bashed up. Never text while riding a motorcycle... on a turn pike."

~ Katie

"Awe, come on! That was my favorite hand!"

~ Rex

"Are you going to take Annie next year?"

"ha ha. I barely survived the first date, second date I would definitely die."

"But she's cute!"

"Not a chance... But she is cute..."

"Atta boy!"

~ Rex and Noah

"Hunter Cain is wiping the public into a frenzy!"

"Why am I not surprised, humans are sheep. I should shave 'em and make a coat."

~ Doctor Holiday and Bobo ( Bobo is a monkey)

"What can I say that I haven't said already? Humans are idiots, but every once in a while they get it right."

~ Bobo

"Gentlemen, say hello to the broiler! Your broiler is your friend. Learn the broiler. Love the broiler! Focused microwave inducer; do not put your tongue on it!"

~ Bobo

"Why is my underwear on TV?!"

~ Rex

"Right. All you need to know, that's were we eat. And that's were we blow stuff up!"

~ Drill Sargent

Danny Phantom:

"That's life... Yours anyway!"

Burn Notice:

"When something looks too good to be true, it's best to shot it, just in case."

~ Fiona

"... So he's basically your average, everyday, drug dealing scumbag!"

~ Sam

"Michael, I hope you never get into a situation where your survival depends on your ability to understand a relationship. You'd be dead in seconds."

~ Fiona

"... You know, so you can afford the luxuries of life... like protein... and furniture!"

~ Not dead Larry

"I. Don't. Know! Covert intelligence agency's don't call you up and tell you why they're hunting you!"

~ Michael

"Just stay smooth, go with the flow."

"So, it's kinda like jazz, only with a sniper and napalm."

"Exactly!"

~ Sam and Michael

"So, once Bly is taken care of, we can discus us?"

"... Sure!"

"I don't suppose killing him would expedite that?"

~ Fiona and Michael

"Won't do us much good unless we find out who this guy is; all we know now is: he has Sam and he intends to kill us."

~ Michael

Penguins of Madagascar (TV show):

"Strategic retreat; it's like running away, only more manly."

~Kowalski

"We are now go to switch the minds of Roger and Rico using this 17 speed blender."

~ Kowalski

"How can we be safe from Scoopla, the giant ice cream that walks like a man!?" Rico burps out a spoon. "Ah yes, that would do it."

~ Julian

Smallville:

"Some men are born to greatness, others are dragged into it, kicking and screaming!"

~ Chloe

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Show):

"If you hadn't shown up they would have taken us too... Does anybody mind if I pass out?"

"Breath"

"Breath..."

"Breath"

~ Willow and Buffy

"Look on the bright side, I could still get kicked out of school!"

"Or you could blow something up. They're really strict about that."

~ Buffy and Willow

"I know who you are."

"Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?"

~ Ford and Spike

"She died?"

"Just a little!!!"

~ Kendra and Buffy

"Did I not see you kissen' a vampire?"

"What!? Buffy would never do that! ...oh... Except for, that, sometime she does that."

~ Kendra and Willow

"I think we should a level head in this."

"Yeah, and I happen to think that mine is the level head and that your is the one things would roll off of."

~ Giles and Willow

"Bloody hell, woman! You're cuttin' off my circulation!"

"You don't have any circulation."

"Well. It. Pinches."

~ Spike and Buffy

talking about the conquest of America "You came in, you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. You don't see Caesar going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about'."

~ Spike

"We're out of Wheat-a-bits."

"We are out of Wheat-a-bits because you ate them all... again I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood."

"Yeah... Well, sometimes I like to crumble up the Wheat-a-bits in the blood. Give's it a little texture."

"... Since the picture you just painted means I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself."

"Sissy!"

~ Spike and Giles

Giles: "It's the end of the world."

Buffy, Xander and Willow: "Again!"

"Ew!"

"I second that revulsion."

~ Willow and Xander

"Hey, wipe your feet when you enter a person's home."

"Oh yes, careless of me, track mud all over your... mud."

~ Spike and Giles

"What are you doing?"

"I, am looking for brainwashy chips in your head."

~ Riley and Buffy

"Let's not jump to any conclusions."

"I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions where!"

~ Giles and Buffy

"Are you drunk?!"

"Yes... quite a bit actually..."

"Well, stop it!"

~ Buffy and Giles

"Oh! We're drawing up a plan for world domination; the key element: coffee makers that think."

~ Riley

Computerized voice: "The demons have escaped. Please run for your lives."

"This could be trouble. We'd better make a fort."

"I'll get some pillows."

~ Riley and Adam

"I'm not use to this automatic transmission. I loath just sitting here doing nothing. It's not working out."

"Giles, are you breaking up with your car!?!?"

"Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty."

"Little two door tramp!"

~ Giles and Buffy

"He mentioned Buffy? Where can I find him and how hard can I kill him?!"

~ Riley

"Okay, it's time for me to act like a man... and run away!"

~ Xander

"It's classic battle stratigy, to throw one's opponent off his game. He just trying to provoke you. To taunt you, goad you into a misshap of some sort."
"The 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah' aproche to battle!"
~ Giles and Xander

"Man, Buffy; my whole life just flashed before my eyes... I gotta get me a life!"
~ Xander

"She fell. The flu, fainted, an' fell... She's sick make it better!"
~ Xander (on entering an emergency room)

"It apears to be paranormal in origin."
"How can you tell?"
"Well it's so shiny."
~ Giles and Willow

"OW! ... Wait, not ow. Are you feelin' alright Slayer? This stuff usually hurts."

~ Spike

'Well I, for one, didn't want to start my day with a slaughter... which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown!"

~ Anya

"I still don't see why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster!"

"Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space... I did not just say that!"

~ Xander and Giles

"Maybe I didn't almost kill you enough!"

~ Riley (to Spike)

Angel (tv show):

"Hey, the last thing I want is to show up at the office and find that I am working for a homicidal monster!"

~ Cordelia

"I don't trust you."

"To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase, duh!"

~ Cordelia and Spike

"They're like the soviet secret police... if they cared a lot about shoes."

~ Angel

"Okay, am I wrong in thinking that a 'please and thank you' is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment?!?!"

~ Cordelia

"Wait; you've got pensive-face."

"I've always got pensive-face."

"Pensive-er-face."

~ Cordelia and Angel

"Friend of yours?"
"Never saw him before."
"That was rude. We should kill it."
"I'm free."
~ Buffy and Angel

"I forgot how good food tastes when you're alive!"
~ Angel

"I'll finally be free to go out and make me own mark in the world..."

"Yeah... we had a cat that use to do that!"

~ Doyle and Cordelia

Monk:

"Tell you what. When hell freezes over you can drive again... Actually not even then, when hell freezes over, I don't want you driving on the ice!"

~ Sharona

"Be careful, there's a lot of... gravity up there."

~ Monk

"Drop the gun, Santa! Put your hands up!"

~ Police

"Little animals coming out of other animals... what was God thinking!?"

~ Monk

Hogan's Heroes:

"Hogan! This is the last time I'm telling you no for the last time!"

~ Colonel Klink

"I don't Newkirk in the German army! It is against the rules for one man to be in two armies in one war!!"

~ Sargent Schultz

Batman (all. And Nightwing and Robin):

"Every now and then I get the feeling that I've totally lost my mind... It's a great feeling!"

~ Nightwing

Transformers quiz:

Apperently I'm Prowl...Cool!

You can take the quiz at: http:///quizzes/transformers/Kiryugoji/which-transformers-animated-character-are-you/index.php

Prowl 88 83 75 75 67 Magnus 67 63-Gar 63 63 Prime 63 58 54 Prime 50 50 50 46 Arachnia 46 Supreme 46 42 42 38 25

People are like slinkies... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch them fall down stairs!!

LIFE is too SHORT to WAKE UP in the morning with REGRETS. So LOVE the people who TREAT you RIGHT, FORGET about the ones who DON'T. BELIEVE that EVERYTHING happens for a REASON. If you get a CHANCE, TAKE IT. If it changes your LIFE than LET IT. NOBODY said it'd be EASY, they just PROMISED that it'd be WORTH IT!

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Don't follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!!

With friendships, it doesn't matter how long you've known each other, how many fights you've gotten into. What MATTERS is who said, "I'll be there for you!" and proved it!

By the time you finish reading this you'll realize i just wasted 5 seconds of your life!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Every Story Has an End, But In Life, Every End is a New Beginning!

I Have No Idea What's Going On But I'm Excited!!

WARNING: Random attacks of Hyperness... I cant be held responsible for my actions!!

Nothing is impossible, Except skiing through revolving doors.

Don't upset me I'm running out of places to put the bodies.

You'll never learn to sing if you're not prepared to open your mouth and hit a few bum notes.

There are two mistakes you can make in life; One is to think you are special, the other is to think that you are not.

Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if it's your last day.

"Friends listen to what you say... but Best Friends listen to what you don't say..."

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

The voices in my head are telling me I will get back to you as soon as they are done with me

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Keeping A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4 .Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

I only have PMT on days that end in the letter "y".

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.'"

"If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot."

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
~Anonymous English Professor, Ohio University

I know writing can be a form of cheap therapy, but there are some times that you should shell out the money and get a good shrink."

Common sense is not so common.

"We promised we'd be nice, but you promised you'd write decently, so in a way, we both lied."

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

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Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

Great minds roll in the same gutter

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Kopy Kat

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste.

If you're hyper, like being hyper and are hyper almost all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

A good friend will offer you an umbrella if it starts to rain; a true friend will steal yours and yell ''run, you're getting wet!''

My train of thought has derailed.

Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Also, first at first you don't succeed, blow something up. It works for the Mythbusters!

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper may judge what is truly sane.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

Some books make me want to go adventuring. Others feel they have saved me the trouble.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

Error: Press any key except... no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Worry is the first time you can't do it a second time; panic is the second time you can't do it the first time.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.

Only the paranoid survive.

Don't worry; I forgot your name too.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.

When there's a will, I want to be in it

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do

Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Normal people make good pets.

Better to understand a little, than to misunderstand a lot.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Why when two cars almost collide do the call it a near miss? Sounds like a near hit to me!

I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (what's up with that?)

Don't worry about that hole in the wall. That's just where the bomb squad had to cut their way in.

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "You will die in seven days..."

A friend wipes your tears away when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Aww, crap)

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I grab a paddle and save your ass.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

If you were killed I wouldn't go to your funeral, because I would be stuck in jail after killing the guy that killed you.

Why is it that when kids leave, it's called running away, and when adults run away, it's called leaving?

Thank you for making me not kill you.

Behind this smile is everything you'll never understand.

Why do we remember what we want to forget but let what we want to remember slip away?

I live to dream and dream to live.

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

Don't cry because it is over; smile because it happened.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Sometimes you don't realize how much you care about someone till they stop caring for you.

What is this "work" that you speak of?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer: "Where to begin?"

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy and paste this if you just checked.

If you absolutely love Yassen Gregorovich, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang+Iggy from maximum ride, Edward+Jasper from twilight!), teeny-weeny-munchkin (it's...he's...no I can't say!!) True Colours (Hey, they can never reject you, only Alex Rider just stole Yassen from me...in my head...which cannot be normal...curses) Mellorocx(well this ought to be long..Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter(but I think a portion of that is Daniel Radcliffe), Fang, Jasper, Carlise, and multiple manga characters) A a Reader ( Yassen, Wolf, Sesshomura, Emmet, Iggy, Ikuto, and many more )Freakily Obsessed Yassen Fan (oohhh... three guesses!! It's Yassen of course, though I also quite like Crowley from Good Omens), Kopy Kat (oh the list goes on and on!) Yassen Gregorovich from the Alex Rider series, Draco Malfoy, Aragorn, Legolas, Duke, Snake eyes, Obi-wan Kenobi, Boba Fett, Jango Fett, Darth Maul. (there's a bunch more but those are the big ones),

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile(totally me)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all 's crazy if you ever wonder if you think abody? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when people at your school call you vampire girl and you say "Finally they believe me!", crazy is when someone tells you Anakin Skywalker and Edward Cullen are fictional and you say " so what? they are still MINE!".Crazy is when you're mom doesn't know which Star Wars character said a quote, and you start yelling at her. Crazy is walking into the door frame and then demanding to know who left it there. Crazy is copying and pasting this to your profile. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You know you're crazy when the wheel is turning but the hamsters dead.

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Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

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If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who hasn't yet converted to rap music and likes rock still, put this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7, EwanLuvr4Ever

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.(actually its mroe like a whole hour for me)

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said "Thank you!" copy and paste this into your profile.

"If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad."

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!

AND IF YOU JUST READ ALL OF MY QUOTES, YOU DESERVE A MEDAL!! (But I've run out.)

And now...

Welcome to my imagination
The world of fantasy
A place of freedom

I am more than slightly insane. You have been warned.