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Author has written 1 story for Criminal Minds.

27 June 2010 Update:

Thought I'd better update my profile in honour of my beautiful daughter who was born five weeks ago - I couldn't leave it any longer saying that I'm expecting in May, seeing as we're now at the end of June, LOL! We named her Rose, after her grandmother (my mother-in-law) who sadly passed away a few years ago, and she's just the most adorable little thing your ever saw (okay I'm biased but it's still true!!!!)

Consequently, however, there's been so much going on in RL that I haven't had time or been in the right mindset to continue The Pace of Nature for which I apologise profusely. I will definitely be finishing it - in fact, I have a lot of it already written but there are gaps that need filling in and parts that need refining before I can post any more and I don't want to give you guys substandard work! Rest assured that I will get to it soon, though, and thanks for your patience.

Hi, I'm 31 years old, married and expecting our first baby in May. I've always loved reading and over the years have started to write loads of stories that have just never got finished. I figured posting them here might be a way to actually force myself to finish something!

TV I love includes Criminal Minds, CSI (mainly Vegas and Miami - for some reason I never really got into NY), Fringe, Lie to Me, Star Trek: TNG (yes, I freely and proudly admit to my geekdom!) and True Blood, among others.

I've been reading fantasy (as in sword and sorcery) since I was about ten and that genre is my true love when it comes to books but also love classics like Jane Austen's novels and the Sherlock Holmes stories, etc (yes, I have read them all and no, I do not subscribe to any ideas of Holmes and Watson being gay. Honestly, read them and you'll see that Holmes' sexuality is simply not even on the radar in any form - he's Asexual if anything! Sorry, will get off my soap box now, LOL!). I'm also a huge fan of LOTR (films and book), Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries, Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe novels (plus the TV adaps - who could possibly resist Sean Bean in full Sharpe mode?) and lots more.

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Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Winding Road by erm31323 reviews
*2019 Enchanted Awards Finalist* - After the war, Remus must learn to navigate his life without his wife by his side. Though she's always thought she knew what she wanted, Hermione struggles with the path her life has taken. A story about the aftermath of war, healing, and the long road it takes to get there. Initial Ron/Hermione. Eventual Remus/Hermione. Slow burn. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 669,119 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Harry P., Andromeda T. - Complete
Chemistry & Timing by TheBookBully reviews
She mustn't be seen. It was the oldest rule of time travel yet one of the hardest to follow. Hermione is thrown back to the start of her third year and the professor who'd always been there for her. Now with Sirius escaped from prison and Remus' entire past before him again, can she be there for him? And what happens once the year is over? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 292,202 - Reviews: 2924 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Zest by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards - THANK YOU! Sirius Orion Black took the charge of raising Harry to heart in every way, becoming a pillar of Wizarding Britain. Somewhere along the way, though, he forgot his Marauder side . . . until he meets his soulmate in a surprising place. AU because I change, oh, a LOT of canon. Please read the Author's Notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,688 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Victory Garden by kazooband reviews
Andromeda was washing the dishes. Ted was listening to the wireless. Tonks and Remus were dancing. Then the Ministry fell to Voldemort and the whole world broke underneath them. Now these four hunted fighters, scholars, rebels, and gardeners must learn to live and work together to see themselves and their friends through to the brighter days to come. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,175 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] [Andromeda T., Ted T.] - Complete
A Call to Arms by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,905 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Forlorn Hope by SixThings reviews
This is not about Elizabeth and Darcy, it is about Colonel Fitzwilliam and Elizabeth. It is complicated and bittersweet; there is tragedy and maybe a little hope and love. Not for everyone. Rated M.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 118,151 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
As the Moon Rises by j-jip reviews
Moonrise was only minutes away and Remus was without his final dose of Wolfsbane for the week. In short: Hermione was doomed. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,678 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love Bug: The Matchmaker Phenomenon by nitefang reviews
The entire Wizarding community seems to be speechless, over the edge and just breathless. Hopeless, they're head over heels in the moment. Who knew they'd get hit by that love bug? Breaking off long-standing relationships and forsaking personal vows, everyone's taken a flying leap and fallen in love. There must be something in the water.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
No More Tears by desertrat68 reviews
Darcy's past hardships alter his views of love and marriage so much that he makes choices none who knew him would have anticipated.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,012 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Competition by mzlupin reviews
A story of the escapades of two of our favorite wizards and our favorite witch as they go about their lives as singles living in close quarters. Mature readers only please. SB/HG/GrW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Addicted To Love by BonTempsBaby reviews
Sequel to "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Sookie and Eric come to terms with their new relationship. Very romantic, with more action in second half. Told from multiple POV's. Rated M for mature situations. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Pam
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 922,330 - Reviews: 6327 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Healing Blood by BellaWriter7 reviews
Post DAG, one vision of how Sookie and Eric find one another. Can Sookie recover from her torture? Is Eric trustworthy? Will their bond survive? Rated M for a reason. Some OC. Lemons galore.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,450 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Nothing Amiss by UmiUmiSumi reviews
Mr Darcy must set the world right after Wickham perpetrates the one crime that cannot be forgiven. Warning: Very dark, violent, death.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Terminal Attraction by Lubadub reviews
What happens when Pilot Eric gets trapped in an airport with Stewardess Sookie? AH, AU, Language & Lemons. Don't read it if those sorts of things offends you.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,909 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Of Nymphs and Wolves by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
If you blinked, you might have missed their love story...and that would have been as much of a beautiful tragedy as the story itself. Lupin/Tonks, through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A World Away by Suki59 reviews
This all-human Sookie/Eric love story takes place during World War II. She's a nurse. He's a pilot. Love's bound to happen. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for a Lemon Tart Award, a Fangie, and a You Want Blood Award.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,616 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Wrong by Meg2 reviews
Follows Dead and Gone, spoilers all nine books, some short stories
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,409 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 172 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Making Pam by Morgaine Swann reviews
The story of how Pam became Erics's vampire childe, written in the style of Victorian erotica.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Eric, Pam
Serpents by MrsTater reviews
After two years with Remus, full moon etiquette continues to elude Tonks, dredging up memories of painful past failures. Voldemort's attack on a fellow Order member puts everything into perspective for her, but will Remus see the light?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,498 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sinews of Thy Heart by Amarielle reviews
The war altered nothing at Grimmauld Place. The house stayed the same, but its inhabitants changed. Against every natural law, Remus Lupin found a place where he belonged inside one of the largest hearts he'd ever known: the heart of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,677 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Take Me to Bed by albe-chan reviews
Remus is drunk! What mischief will he and Padfoot get up to? Or rather, what women will they conquer? CONTAINS SEX. VERY GRAPHIC SEX. HG.RL and implied SB.LL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Pace of Nature reviews
Can Hotch ever share his life with someone again? Of course he can, but what are the consequences? Rated M for sexual content, language and some violence later on. I don't own Criminal Minds - I just like taking the characters out for a spin. HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,659 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch