sharpestsatirehide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Maximum Ride, Mentalist, Thor, Sherlock, Blacklist, Avengers, and Star Wars. "Be obscure clearly." —E.B. White I like reading and reviewing books, because it helps me sort out my feelings better. That's usually why I'll write one shots, especially in more recent years. It helps me sort out feelings on recent plot twists or cliff hangers of shows I watch. I do like writing despite how little I manage to do it lately. Fanfiction is both a joy and bane of my existence. what I'm working on Fanfiction is a good learning arena so usually I'll write short things based off whatever I'm most recently working through after watching something. I won't go on ad nauseam about each of my stories here, unless you actually ask. If you want to know more about a particular story: PM me or ask me on Tumblr about it. I might have something in notes somewhere to answer your question. I'm currently not actively working on anything right now. This profile was last updated on: 09/26/2019. |
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from the ashes reviews
Ben Solo was adrift when they find him. Perhaps there was a hidden First Order base nearby or perhaps they had simply left him adrift far from civilization so there'd be no chance of anyone finding him. Either way, he was in a nameless patch of the galaxy, in a ship big enough that it could not be flown easily without a small crew. He was alone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
astraphobia reviews
noun. psychiatry. an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Thor, Loki - Complete
metaphors and tales reviews
"Red, we need to talk." In the history of mankind itself, no good had ever come of those words, but Liz couldn't think of phrasing it any other way.
Blacklist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2015 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
want to die in light reviews
For all Liz preached of vulnerability, she could only sit so long in Red's presence with tears falling before she had to leave. (Post 2x14/T. Earl King VI tag.)
Blacklist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2015 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
Sentiment reviews
Them moving on was good. John getting married to Mary was good. This he can say honestly. (Spoilers through The Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Secrets & Strength
Secrets were heavy things but Molly Hooper was strong.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Fall
You live in a world of princes and kings. Did you really think this would end well for the youngest son?
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Loki - Complete
Silence & Sound reviews
Silence speaks. It is a different way to mute or torture your enemies. And the cell is soundproof.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Shadow To Light reviews
If this was freedom, I didn't want it. If this was freedom, I hated it. (E House era. Pre TAE.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Flash Photography reviews
Discontinued.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Intense & Particular reviews
"If a person like me can care for you, with all your intensity and particularness, it's only a matter of time before someone else will see what I see right here. I may be rude and a headache to you, but I'm a superb judge of character." 4x22 tag.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
All The Books & Movies Say So reviews
"Girls and boys are never friends for long."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
21 Years reviews
"And then?" Iggy asked. "And then," I said. "We save the world." Post-Angel. My take of how the MR series should end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Words Are Weird reviews
In which Iggy roblets Max and Max is, according to Iggy, an aretaloger. Words are weird. RE-EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Roses & Thorn Bushes reviews
For a while, I mistook Fang for a thorn bush. Somehow, Fang was a thorn bush without any conscious thought on my part.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Save You reviews
My life was bad enough. If I could take away the pain Itex had created for these experiments, I would...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Natural Thing To Do reviews
Fang seemed to think kissing me on the nose, like we were a long term couple, was a natural thing to do and gazed quietly at me, while I stared blankly back at him, heart thumping at a blistering pace. RE-EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Exact Moment reviews
The exact moment Fang realized he was in love with Maximum Ride. Oneshot. Short and cliche.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
