When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

Whoever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree or slamming a revolving door.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not come back alive.

Time to imitate Sasuke.

Name: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Just call me Hisako.

Gender: Female

Age: Younger then you

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Crimson, most of the time. Occasionally purple.

Likes: Dark colors. Reading fanfiction. Hatake Kakashi. The Uzumaki Clan. Konan. Naruto fanfiction. Ice cream.

Dislikes: Bright colors and pastels. Crappy anime. Loudness. Annoying people.

Hobbies: Sleeping. Pissing people off. Eating ice cream.

Dreams: That...is a very good question.

This author is now in the process of what some would call "refinement"

(In short, don't expect updates for a while)