Welcome, one and all, to a profile no one is likely to read! (Grand hand gesture at the webpage) Aren't you soo excited to be here? ...I thought not. Well, I plan to say things anyway.

I am, in case a dispute arises, a girl who lives in Ohio, the state of bipolar weather.

I like to write, obviously. I usually fail at finishing stories that have chapters, hence the oneshots. I usually write at the most inopportune times. (Right now? It's three in the morning.) I like (read: adore) music, and will actually look up music-as well as books-suggested to me. I like the color yellow, a Very Potter Musical, my Build-A-Bear bunny, ancient and art history, non-matching socks, ridiculous pet names, and orange scented lotion. Art is my passion, but I can't choose a favorite field. I blame the overabundance of choices and the fact that they are all awesomesauce.

I usually enjoy reading stories involving any mixture of two certain Slytherins and the Golden Boy aka Snape, Draco, and Harry, as well as the occasional Twilight slash and Inception fic, but I am open to anything. Honestly, anything. Also, message me if you want a story proofread or edited- I have the power and the beta status to do so. I also like listening to people ramble, so if you have something irrelevent to say, I'm all ears ;)

I am sticking this in here so I don't have to in every single story I post: I do NOT own anything you recognize in these stories, and everything ownership-wise goes to their respective authors and/or publishers. No copywrite infringement is intended, pinky swear! (Phew.)

My laptop is red and it makes my day every time I see it, even though sometimes the H key goes on an obstinate streak.

I have two fish, and I remember to feed them EVERY morning.

My favorite movies are Harry Potter (duh), Inception, anything by Tim Burton, Avatar, Lord of the Rings, and bunches of others- but I avoid scary movies like the plague. According to my friends, I live under a rock and usually don't get refrences to anything media/culture/anything related. Do you think there is there any pressing tidbit that everyone in society has heard about that I should be aware of? Anything you are trying to get society aware of so I can be ahead of the crowd? Feel free to share ;)

I have the amazing ability to trip up stairs and over absolutely nothing. Jealous?

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever run into a door. (Just in case you were wondering? I chipped my front tooth on it.)

I (obviously) should stop talking, because you aren't likely to be reading anymore. And if you are, read one of my stories instead. I like to think they're much better. (PS to all those who noticed- sorry for deleting Lily's New Idea. I just couldn't stand myself knowing I had written it. Forgive me?)