When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.

They die under a red sky, in mud and blood and bitter regret. Team Seven, at the end of the world...at least, until Sasuke wakes up - twelve, Sharinganless and back on his old genin team.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."

A god? He didn't look like a god. "I thought gods were supposed to be buff." I accused. He glowered. "And I thought sirens were supposed to be sexy." Um—ouch. And to think this grouch was the world's last hope. NejiTen, AU, pure madness

Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.

"Hi, how are you? Will you marry me so my sons won't have pink hair?" AU. SasukexSakura with a side of NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten and Ino and someone.

Sasuke/Sakura. Sasuke walks back into Konoha with certain memories strategically removed. Sakura doesn't know if it does her heart good or bad that he still remembers her—but it stings when he doesn't remember Naruto. Sometimes, the big things are not so big after all.

"Ghosts don't haunt us, Sakura; we haunt them." [Modern AU. Haunted Series: Book Three.]

The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast

"Don't care about them. Let them trip, let them stumble, let them all fall down. They are grieving and hating and dying. That is reality. That is what they fought me for." [a dark post-fourth shinobi war novella]

Immortality was always within Sasori's reach. Edo Tensei SasoSaku

It was just a role, just a role. She faked it, faked everything. It was just a role, until... It wasn't. SI OC

A very thick mixture of insanity, empathy, and enough sexual tension to feed a village for thirty days.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Sometimes, he looks at the rust on her thin steel blades and thinks it looks like blood. Nejiten, AU

Hinata knows that she won't have the fairytale ending she always dreamed about, but that doesn't stop her from trying.

Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.

Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku

The wind pulls violently at all her loose ends: her hair, her arms, her legs, and her black dress flaps crazily around her like a torn up parachute...They say she died instantly. — Naruto, Sasuke, and a bit of Sakura, AU

It is just a glimpse and he is lost in the torrent of sensations. Sakura/Sasuke

-Yahiko x Konan- There's home here, for all the pain and fear.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

AU, horror, L, Light. "This house has been waiting so very, very patiently for so very, very long, and it has no intention of letting you go. Welcome to Wammy's, Light." A loosely connected series of drabbles and vignettes.

Because there has to be a reason spring follows winter.

Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."

AU. LxLight, dark!fic. "As I was going up the stair I saw a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away."

Memories lost, Itachi began to settle into life as a civilian in a secluded village. But when fate thrust Sakura into the picture, he knew he could no longer avoid his past. ItaSaku. Spoiler up to Manga Chapter 449. Prequel to The Return of the Heir.

[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.

SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.

Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.

Team 7. They make an entire world.

Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.

The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione

/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. We’re just running around in circles, trying to swallow brown sugar by the cube and catch smoke with our hands.

/SasuSaku/ Nowadays, she figured that going to a diner at 2 a.m. for self-proclaimed "World's best Coffee" and a meal with Sasuke was more of a self-help meeting than a friendship. Meh. As long as he paid.

AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.

If she waits long enough, he'll return. That is a promise. Nagato/Konan, from Konan's POV. Spoilers through chapter 449.

And she hated him for it.Hated that he had gone and died that overdone Hero's Tragic Death thing. — TsunaJira, M for language

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.

SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."

/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.

For the NF KakaSaku Halloween/Anti-Fanfic Contest. It was a dark and stormy night in a rundown temple, and some places are better left unexplored, especially by gothic-novel loving kunoichi with a deeply ingrained curiosity streak. Lemon, KakaSaku.

/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."

Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.

All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.

What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.

Life is a journey and yours is filled with wrong turns, wrong ideas, wrong choices. Maybe, for one last time, you can be Sasuke-kun. SasuSaku.

Canon. PeinKonan. It was like a morbid fascination, she decided, watching the man she almost-loved descend into madness. The cruelest thing of all was knowing he almost-loved her, too.

It’s an unbearable emptiness between them, a someone—shaped void around which their arms just can’t quite meet. In a way, hope kills.

Three times Sakura doesn't bring Sasuke back and one time she does.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Painting her, he decided, was something he loved to do. He never even stopped to think of the word obsession. ShikamaruxIno, SaixIno.

On paper, their team doesn't exist.

#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

One shot to My Dirty Little Secret! Just how bad are Sasuke and Sakura's twin sons? They are double the trouble, of course!

The Folk are a strange and curious people...but they delight in trickery, and never, ever spend the night under their Hill. The hunt is on. SasuSaku One-shot

“Funny…you claim you have a heart but…I’ve put my ear to your chest, and guess what…?” SasuSaku, Angst, for Missa. “I hear nothing.”

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

They drew the parallels, connecting the lines between them and waiting quietly for the tragedy to unfold anew. But they forgot three very important facts...

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

When he met with Kabuto, he missed his partner. When he was with Deidara, he missed his spies. Sasori never was a happy person.

Sai and art lessons.

/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!

[KakaSaku]16 year old Blind Haruno Sakura is the youngest serial killer in the world and has been caught by Interpol. She is declared mentally ill and is sent to an asylum in Tokyo, Japan for medical help. But nobody understands her. Will that all change?

When one door closes, you can always break a window. Remus and Tonks have a discussion after they leave the Hospital Wing.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.

This fanfiction is not to be taken seriously.