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STATUS UPDATES:

8/15/12

I just moved. Is that a legit reason for disappearing off the face of the earth?

I apologize to any and all who follow my fics.

6/10/12

runs away screaming while being pelted by textbooks*

I need to make more time for fanfiction.

4/8/12

*cringes for fear of textbooks* I'm only halfway through Chapter 4 of OFUN, and I'm going to be without Internet access until Friday afternoon, due to a family trip.

points to last status update* Some of you may be mad at me because I will not include your character. If he/she was submitted after this date, he/she will not be admitted.

2/28/12

I gave up fanfiction for Lent, therefore I will not be writing or reading fanfiction. Also, OFUN is now closed for all applications besides guys and blatant Mary-Sues. Sorry all!

2/3/12

I just came back from a weeklong cruise and did no work on OFUN whatsoever. Updates might take some time in coming. *cringes in fear of textbooks*

1/19/12

I will not be working on any of my stories besides OFUN until I get inspiration. So, sorry, all of you who put them on alert/favorites or whatever.

But speaking of OFUN, we're accepting applications! Here's the form, just in case you're too lazy to go to OFUN itself...

Name:

Species (circle one): Son of Adam/Daughter of Eve, mermaid, faun, centaur, dryad, naiad, unicorn, other (please specify_)

If you circled dryad, which species of tree are you?

Gender (circle one): Male, Female

Hair color:

Eye color:

Height:

Distinguishing marks:

Age range:

Bookverse or Movieverse?

Who is your Narnian lust object?

Have you ever written Slash/Femslash?

Have you ever written a story in which an OC falls in love with your lust object? If so, how many?

Any favorite pairings besides OCs X your lust object?

Why do you write Narnian fanfiction?

Have you ever been flamed?

Have you ever had a beta?

What is your opinion on your OCs?

And...well...end of my first status update!

Likes: Lord of the Rings, Narnia, the Icemark Chronicles (anybody ever heard of them?), the Edge Chronicles (again, anybody ever heard of them?), Redwall, Tunnels series, Ranger's Apprentice, Alex Rider, Kingdom Keepers series, Mary Russell series, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Avatar: The Last Airbender (BEST SHOW EVER!), Legend of Korra, Teen Titans all of Tamora Pierce's books...did I miss anything? IDK I'm obsessed with so much things!

Dislikes: K-Pop, shellfish, ONE DIRECTION (GAH!), Twilight, the world and pretty much everybody in it...:P

My biggest problem with writing is that I never seem to finish...please read and review my fanfics! It encourages me and gives me the motivation to keep writing. (I think that sounded too happy...)

I am bipolar when it comes to my writing style: sometimes I'll be like all formal and angsty, and other times I'll be really teenage-person.

Favorite characters:

Narnia = Edmund and Lucy.

LotR = FARAMIR!!!!!! and Legolas, Merry, Pippin, dear old Glorfy, Elladan, Elrohir, Boromir, Éowyn, and Haldír.

Icemark = Cerdic, Eodred (I have a thing for annoying twins) Mekhemet, and Cressida.

Redwall = Tiria, Leatho, Tammo, and Diggs.

Alex Rider = Jack.

Edge = Xanth all the way!

Ranger's Apprentice = Gilan!!!! (and Tug)

Tortall books = Kel, Neal (totally awesome!), Goodwin, Farmer.

Tunnels = Elliott (is awesome), Drake.

Kingdom Keepers = Philby and Jess. (not together, of course!)

Mary Russell series = Gabe, Mahmoud/Marsh, Holmes

A: TLA = TOPH!!!!!!! and Zuko, Sokka, Master Piandao, and Ty Lee.

Legend of Korra = Bolin, Jinora, and Pabu.

Teen Titans = RAVEN ALL THE WAY. And Robin, to a lesser extent.

Favorite ships (in order of awesomeness)

Note: These are the ones that I will actively ship. If it's not mentioned here, I will go with canon.

Narnia: Jilstace, Digory/Polly, Jilrian.

LotR: Eowyn/Faramir.

Icemark: Cressida/Octavius. I know, I'm insane.

Redwall: ...Tiria/Leatho. Redwall ships are awkward, mostly.

Alex Rider: Alex/Sabina.

Edge Chronicles: Xanth/Magda, Quint/Maris.

RA: none here. move along.

Tortall books: Keleon, Beka/Farmer.

Tunnels: none here either.

KK: Philby/Willa.

Mary Russell: Holmes/Russell...DUH.

A: TLA: Toko, Tokka, Ty Lokka, Ty Ru.

LoK: BORRA ALL THE WAY! Irosami, too.

Teen Titans: nope, no ships here.

I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!

About A Tale of Two Maids: I'm Chessa. My friend's Daisy, and Sunny and Grace are two other people whose names we changed as well.

About my Guardians series: If it's getting you confuzzled, there's going to be five parts, and each one is going to have three books. Oh, and since nobody's giving me any ideas, Kestrel and Angel are going to Narnia next. And then the Edge. And then Ranger's Apprentice world.

Oh, and Kestrel and Legolas' theme song is "I'm With You" by Nichole Nordeman and Amy Grant.

I'm on a bunch of different websites under different names so:

Kestrel:

Asria Wildlough:

Fara Swiftblade:

http:///rwmuck/

Fara:

the RedwallMUCK

Swordmaid:

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father. So be considerate.

Why do we SLEEP in church by stay AWAKE through a two hour movie?
Why is it so HARD to talk about God, but so EASY to gossip?
Why are we so BORED when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it EASY to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to IGNORE a Godly Facebook wall post, yet we REPOST the nasty ones?
Why are CHURCHES getting smaller, but BARS AND CLUBS are growing?
Think about it, are you going to REPOST this? Are you going to IGNORE because you think you'll get laughed at?
Would you have read this if it said...Read This in Gods Name?
Repost if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL!

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, LovelyPrincessWhiteRose, Warriormaid

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If the inanimate object now hates you copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(3 books a year? Is that some kind of joke? Perhaps a typo; and they really mean "3 books a WEEK"? Or DAY? (for me))

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS and creamcheese.

copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!)

If you think that Legolas must be getting really pissed at all those "OC"s (come on, just face it! She's a Mary-Sue!) standing around and falling in love with him, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that George from the Ranger's Apprentice series is mostly ignored when he's a totally awesome character, put this in your profile.

I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.

A good book is a good friend-copy/paste this if you truly believe that.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fox and Walden Media SHOULD make the silver chair (and NOT recast Will P, while they're at it), copy/paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you think that alot of the characters from "high school musical" are boring and sort of "Mary-sue" like copy/paste this into your profile

If you you think a TV show about the Pevensies during the golden age (Or even during their non-Narnia time In England) would be the best TV show ever and you'd totally watch it every time it was on, Copy/Paste this onto your profile. (Hey if enough of us copy/paste this, maybe someone will actually make it happen someday!)

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Click this link. And watch the whole thing. I dare you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=VznlDlNPw4Q&feature=fvwp

PS It's related to LotR.

So yeah, there's Another One Of Those Things, Which Was Written By Lady Wallace (thus I can claim no credit for it) And Found On Hibernian Princess' Profile. Spoilers abound! (redone on 8/15/12)

Choose ten Character crushes you have had. They can be from books, movies, TV shows, etc.

1. Zuko (A: TLA)

2. Sokka (A: TLA)

3. Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)

4. Legolas (LotR)

5. Faramir (LotR)

6. Philby (Kingdom Keepers)

7. Iroh II (LoK)

8. Tirian (Chronicles of Narnia)

9. Xanth (Edge Chronicles)

10. Teo (A: TLA)

Out of all of them, which was your first crush?

Edmund. Totally Edmund.

Who did you spend the most time obsessing over?

Edmund. Again.

Who have you written more fanfiction about?

Well, I've lately been writing Avatar fanfiction (that will remain unpublished) but I'm not sure if that would be Zuko or Sokka. Does fanart count? Because then it would be Zuko all the way.

If you had to choose between 2, 5 and 9, which one would you be most likely to marry?

Sokka, Faramir, and Xanth. Sokka's the only one who doesn't definitely marry, so him. And he's awesome.

I know you love them all, but who’s your absolute favorite? You have to choose just one!

Hmm...hard question. Let's say...Edmund. Because Skandar Keynes is hot.

If you were in danger, who would be most likely to come and save you, 3 or 8?

Edmund or Tirian? Hard one. Very hard. I would say Tirian, just because I suppose he has more of a sense of reckless bravery than Ed does. But I'm not sure.

Out of 1, 6 and 10 Who would be most likely to take you captive and why?

Zuko, Philby, or Teo? Zuko. Definitely Zuko. Philby's too much of a geek to manage that, and...hello, Teo's crippled. And, after all, Zuko's the angsty hotheaded (hee) Fire Lord, now.

If you had to stay at one of their houses for a long period of time, who would you most likely choose to stay with, 7 or 4?

Legolas or Iroh II? Iroh. Definitely. Because I would find the Avatar-world much more interesting than Fourth Age Middle-earth.

You need someone to talk to. Who would you choose to confide in, 5, 8 or 10?

Faramir, Tirian, or Teo? Teo. Because he's cool.

What would happen if you had a party and invited 3, 9 and 2?

Edmund, Xanth, and Sokka...O.o I feel bad for Xanth, especially. Because Sokka, being Sokka, would crack lame jokes about everything (NOT JUST FOOD) and Edmund would probably join in. But Xanth's too angsty...

You invite 4 and 6 to dinner. What happens? Do they get along?

Legolas and Philby? I suppose, after an awkward silence, they would at least break some ice between them.

1, 10 and 7 go on a trip with you. 1 chooses where to go, 10 gets to drive and 7 brings the food. What happens?

Zuko, Teo, and Iroh II. O.o they're all from the same fandom (technically) but Iroh II...is...Zuko's...grandson...let's skip that fact. Zuko would go to...Ember Island, probably. Teo's a good navigator, but how do you drive to an island? Though he could probably steer a ship pretty well. And Iroh II brings the food. YAY! I've always wanted to try fire flakes, for some reason.

Who would you rather go on a date with, 5 or 8?

Faramir or Tirian? Faramir. All the way.

And finally, choose who you want to give a kiss to!

Oh dear...I hate you immensely. Why must I make these decisions? Fine then, Zuko. Just a little peck on the cheek. Friendly. Even though he's technically single at the end of The Promise part 2, but...

A lovely Valentine's meme by glowingfire36

Pick ten characters--alternating genders (for example, odds are males and evens are females or vice versa)

1. Sokka (A: TLA)

2. Toph (A: TLA)

3. Gilan (Ranger's Apprentice)

4. Ty Lee (A: TLA)

5. Robin (Teen Titans)

6. Jill (Chronicles of Narnia)

7. Hal (Brotherband Chronicles)

8. Eowyn (LotR)

9. Zuko (A: TLA)

10. Raven (Teen Titans)

2 is secretly in love with 9. They get picked to be Romeo and Juliet in
Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet play. How does 2 react?

Toph and Zuko? LOOK IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHIPS! But Toph wouldn't take too kindly to having to be in a sappy love story.

5 is in love with 10. How would 5 attempt to attract 10?

Robin is in love with Raven? I SHIP. AGAIN. Hmm...how WOULD Robin attempt this? I'm just going to skip this question.

Imagine it is medieval times, when balls were popular. Who will pair up with who for the dance?

Toph and Zuko. Sokka and Ty Lee. Jill and Gilan. Eowyn and Hal. And that leaves Robin and Raven...

1 sees 7 and 6 sitting together on the beach. 1 assumes that 7 and 6 are in love. How does 1 taunt 7?

Sokka sees Hal and Jill. LOL!!! Sokka goes off and tells everybody he can find that they're dating, and makes kissy faces whenever he sees Hal and Jill together.

8 has kept a diary for a long time. One day, 5 finds the diary and reads it. 5 finds out that 8 likes 3. Reaction? Does 5 tell 3?

Eowyn has kept a diary for a long time. Robin finds it and reads it. He finds out that Eowyn likes Gilan. Robin doesn't give a crap.

7 scares 2, who has a crush on 7. What does 2 say to 7?

Hal scares Toph, who has a crush on Hal. How, exactly, does he scare Toph? Well, disregarding that fact, I suppose Toph would Earthbend him into the ground and leave him there. Or she might just punch him, if he didn't know what it meant.

6 and 10 are playing the game Truth or Dare. 10 dares 6 to tell 9 that he/she (6) loves him/her (9). Thing is, 6 DOES like 9. Does 6 do it?

Jill and Raven are playing Truth or Dare. Raven dares Jill to tell Zuko that she loves him. Can't see Jill doing that...

5 ALMOST drowns in the ocean. Only 8 is around, so 8 drags 5 onto the beach. 5 is barely breathing. So 8 does CPR on 5. 5's reaction?

Eowyn does CPR on Robin. The world, including Robin, wonders how he managed to almost drown in the first place. Robin says thank you and moves on.

2 and 10 come up with a plan to get 4 and 3 together. What is the plan? Do they carry it out? Do they meet disastrous results?

Toph and Raven try to get Ty Lee and Gilan together. Hmm...I suppose all they need to do is INTRODUCE Ty Lee to Gilan. She'll take care of the rest. And I suppose that they'll get over each other eventually...

An interview from butterflyninja95:

Name?

Warriormaid, Kestrel, Miss Sara, Swordmaid...too many to count. Take your pick.

Like Aragorn?

...sure.

By the way, if you don't want to answer any of these questions, you can just say so.

Birthday?

March 31st.

Location/occupation?

Assistant Headmaster of the Official Fanfiction University of Narnia.

Age?

older than 1 but younger than 100.

That's what most people say. How did you come across fanfiction dot net?

shrugs * probably clicked on a link somewhere on thelionscall dot com

Oh, isn't that one of those Narnia sites?

mmhmm. You're looking (or not really looking) at Kestrel, proud Keeper of the Humor Lists and Caption Contest Co-coordinator.

XD

yes.

it's epically awesome.

Interesting. I will check it out. Favorite fandoms? I can already tell that you like Narnia.

Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Icemark Chronicles, Ranger's Apprentice, Edge Chronicles...I think that's it.

Wait...you've read Icemark Chronicles? I thought I was the only person on earth who had...

O.o get yourself over to the fandom and look up Boomerang Fish and Sing a Song 119 NOW. Seriously.

Oh, by the way, I just did a visualization of the family on this one awesome website called Azalea's Dolls. Here's the URL: (take out the "dot"s and put in an actual period) dot tinypic dot com/1zn7dq1 dot jpg

hope you like it!

L to R: Thirrin, Cressida, Eodred, Sharley, Cedric, Medea, and Oskan.

Thanks! It's a really good drawing thing. What sort of fics do you write?

What do you mean, what sort of fics? Well, I'm really bad at humor, but I'm attempting to write it anyways. I did an "OC falls into ME" when I first became a LotR fan, I did a sorta Sueish Narnia fic when I was like 10, and I do angsty short fics.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Any lust objects? They can be real or fictional.

...*points at profile* Hmm...lemme see...Edmund Pevensie, Skandar Keynes, Faramir, Gilan, Legolas, Sharley, Philby (from Kingdom Keepers), Scarl (from Farwalker's Quest and Timekeeper's Moon), Xanth (from the Edge Chronicles)...ai ya. This makes me feel very Sueish and fangirlish. *bonks self on head*

Nothing wrong with being a fangirl. Just the obsessive ones are annoying. Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi. Even though almost everybody I know would say Coke.

Same here! Religion?

Hmm...I wouldn't say "Religion", I would say "Faith". Yes, I'm a born-again Christian.

What does born-again mean? I'm not Christian and I know almost nothing about it...

Well, I believe that the only way to get to heaven is if you believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross to forgive our sins and you also believe that he is the only way to heaven.

Oh, okay, thanks for that information! *files away in Things-That-Make-You-Sound-Smarter-Than-You-Are mental folder* Favorite music genres/songs/artists?

Hmm...well, I'm the world's biggest fan of Tenth Avenue North...Kina Grannis is awesome...so is Paramore...hmm...anything else? Well, really any contemporary Christian music. Yup, that's it!

Any music you can't stand? And I love Paramore too.

...Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Rihanna, etc, etc. And Justin Bieber. And ONE DIRECTION! GAH, I CAN'T STAND THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT??????????????????????????????? but then again, I have a tendency to dislike everything that my peers in school like...XD XD
I just realized that that wasn't a question.

Oh, sorry. Back to questions. Favorite books?

points to fandoms* Pretty much the same. Oh, and the Abhorsen/Old Kingdom trilogy. And the Mary Russell series. And the Space Trilogy.

I like Abhorsen too! *high five* Any ff dot net author/story recommendations?

YOU DO???? *runs around screaming* I know like three people who've actually read them!

Hmm...well, Ask Elrond by labradorite is my absolute favorite fanfic. And all of Boomerang Fish's Icemark fanfic. And Velvet Nights and Satin Skies' LotR fics. And Teh Lolkittehs of Narnya by OldFashionedGirl95. And The Magic Garden by lemonsmania. And I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2. I think that's it...

*files those away on list of Fics-to-check-out-when-bored* Favorite quotes?

Hmm...
I honestly don't know!

All right then, one last question from our mailbox of random questions. *unfolds paper* Who would win in a sword fight, Peter Pevensie or Boromir?

O.o I honestly have no idea! All right, just because I am first and foremost a Narniac, I shall say Peter.

Oh, did you know that Jess has come to my house to stay for an indefinite amount of time?

Jess: Yeah! Epic awesomesauce!

Me: ...

Jess: Do any of you happen to know where my sister Amanda is? Because we lost touch since I moved to Warriormaid's house. If you know where she is, please, please, please PM this account! kthxby

Me: kthxby? Um, Jess, this isn't really a text...

Jess: Whatever. Does it look like I care?

Me: *headdesk* Moving on...

Closing comment: Did you know that they're taking the hobbits to Isengard? And Draco Malfoy's father is Dobby?

Go help yourself to the dark side's cookies - I stole them all. Don't believe them if they try to lure you over with cookies.