Heyyy ^ ^ Krissy Has Come To Grace Ur Life

Age: old enuff

Sex: pretty sure im human

Likes: anyhin tht has to do with Sasuke naked n inside Naruto or vice versa

Dislikes: Sai (unless paired with Shika ^ ^ KYAH !)

thts abt it for now ;] i'll b in ur care...dnt harm me with me wordzz plz...

-I R COMPLETELY AGAINST (well nt totally) VICE VERSA UKE & SEME IN THE SAME STORY! ITS JUST RONG..UKES R UKES..SEMES R SEMES ! ~

Fav Naruto Pairings:

SasuNaru (Sakura n Sasuke were made for each other but Naruto an Sasuke just seems so...right...)

GaaLee

KakaIru

NejiGaara (CuteSt thing evr ! Especially wen Gaa-chan is the uke ! bt Neji too...AHH!!)

GaaNaru

ShinoKiba (Just so rite...)

ShikaNeji (Sooooo cute !!) (Anyone evr wonder wat Shika wud luk lyk with his hair..down...! SMEXCI NO HELL!)

SaiShika (Its cute..!)

ItaSasu

ItaDei

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters.

1. Naruto

2. Sasuke

3. Itachi

4. Kiba

5. Shika

6. Shino

7.Kisame

8. Deidara

9. Jiriya

10. Tsunade

11. Gaara

12. Neji

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Tsunade n Shika? No. And I doubt that ANYONE would be crazy enuff to write one.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Itachi can b pretty hot wen he wants to...he IS a frickin' Uchiha !

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Anyone hear bug spray callin...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No, not really...but wen he's in any, he enhances it ^ ^

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Dont phuk around with me lyk tht...

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

See no. 5...

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Weep cuz Dei is one LUCKY son of a dog !

8) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Now i know, ya'll shttin wit me...

9) What kind of plot would you use for a six/eleven fic?

Um, Shino n Gaara...well, Gaara'd bottom and Shino could be the popular guy n Gaara the emo kid..Gaara'd b secretly in love with each other with Shino's out of the closet n Gaara's not...Well, isn't that a good idea..kukukuku...

10) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING : The following content mite b WAY too stoic for readers...please hide all happy people..SERIOUSLY DANGEROUS...NOSE-BLEED LEVEL = DEATH !

11) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Tsunade n Deidara...well...okayy...

Tsunade put the reporrts she'd been reading down on the desk before sighing and taking a swing of her sake. She was mid-glass when the door opened to reveal a tattered and breathless Deidara, clothes torn and very appealing body parts showing.

"What's wrong with you !" The Sanin screamed, waking the others miles away.

"Ita...Itachi..He..."

Tsunade ran to the other nin and held him in a tight embrace. "It's okay..Your safe here."

Little did she notice the evil smirk on the artist's face...kukuku...

12) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Sasuke, Kiba and Shika... ,'=*

13) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Shika...the other day actuali...Shika n Neji...IT WAS SOOOO SWEET !

14) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Lmao...probably ladybugs trailing all over Kiba...-rolls over laughing-

15) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Gaara...SNAGGING...Jiriya...Maybe if Gaara has finally fallen off the cliff of sanity, n high n EXTREMELY intoxicated...nope..nt evn then...

16) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Kisame. He seems to top better in that relationship since Itachi makes an uber cute uke and very sexy wen pissed off lover... ^ ^

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

The difference between a FAKE FRIEND & a REAL FRIEND……

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes and a few embarrassing stories.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask where the bathroom is.

REAL FRIENDS: Take a shower, brush their teeth, floss, gargle, then start watching TV with only a towel around them, without saying a word.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

The Script taught me how to move on.

Greenday taught me that government's gonna fail someday.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through

Travis taught me to be generous

Taylor Swift taught me not every girl is going to treat me right

30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me

Music taught me to live . . .

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict,storyprincess92, SasuAddique013

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime sh had a chance to.

One day,Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack andm Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them.

she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre.
Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.