TOPIC OF MY ABSENCE,

Its been what?...many months now since i ALMOST forgot that i had this profile (i have too many sites to run to) lol, and thanks to a lovely review from an email, I HAVE REMEMBERED! My excuse for not writing has been cause of my job, i've been drawing a lot now...no joke (even got a profile on Hentai Foundry), and just life in general from keeping me away :x im very sorry to all those lovely people who very much like my work. I will continue writing, just gotta find the time to do it. I might have planned a SasuNaruSasu ficlet planned to celebrate XMAS! Be on the look out all. :D But anyway, thanks for still reading my stories!

Mont

INTRODUCTIONS:

Presenting:

Name: Montrealae

Age: 20

Orientation: Sraight. Sorry gurls ;) lul

About me: extremely hyper, lovable, annoying, has many friends, and well yeah an anime freak of nature. Also a YAOI FANGIRL OF DOOOMMMM FEAR ME!!XD

I also LOVE to play World of Warcraft. add meh on ur friends if on meh server :3: Chara: Montrealae lvl 90 Pandaren Mage Gulid: Ganksterz Server: Boulderfist ;3 look me up! FOR THE HORDE!!!

Fanfics:

My Charater:(For Naruto)

Name: Uchiha Rei

Age: 20

Hair: Short, choppy black hair that semi spikes like Sasuke's in the back

Eyes: Crimson red

Skin: Tan

Height: 5'4

Clothing: A high neck black belly shirt with Uchiha insignia on the back, a white skirt, knee high black ninja sandles, and Sasuke's fingerless sholder high gloves(shippuuden gloves)

Rank: ANBU/Jonin

Status: TAKEN! XD(My boyfriend has a character too!)

My Boyfriends Character(cause i want to!):

Name: Lee Hikaru

Age: 20

Hair: Short, black and spikey (Like Obitos)

Eyes: Jade green

Skin: Tan

Height: 5'10blue

Clothing: A no sleeve tight, green muscle shirt, with green skinny jeans, black leg warmers, and black ninja sandles, and white wraps around both arms

Rank: ANBU/Jonin

Status: TAKEN! XD BY ME!

Now Shugo Chara Character:

Name: Tatsunami Rei

Hair/Eyes/EVERYTHING: Same as Naruto Character except!:

Clothes: Short sleeve blue tee with a short sleeve black belly jacket over it, black skinny jeans, a studded blue and black belt, black fingerless gloves, some blue skater shoes, 2 blue studded earings in each ear, a blue and black stripped tie, and a star clip in my hair.

Anime Shit: ( The ones in BOLD are my ALLLLL TIMME LOVES!!!!)

Fav animes: Loveless, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Gravitation, Kyou Kara Moau, Sensitive P, Sukisho, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Mermaid Melody Pitchy Pitchy Pitch!, Tokyo Mew Mew, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Blood , Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Kannazuki no Miko, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Love Hina! Moonlight Lady, My HiME, My Otome, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gakuen Alice, Vampire Knight, Skip Beat, Shugo Chara, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Chibi Vampire Karin...more cant remember though...--.--"

Fav couples:

Naruto: SASU/NARU, Naru/Sasu, Kaka/Iru, Kaka/Sasu, Kaka/Naru, Oro/Kabu, Naru/Hina, Shika/Tema, Gaara/Hina, Ita/Sasu(incesttwo HOT brothersbed=hospital XD)Lee/Saku, and somehow Naru/Saku. Thats the only Sakura couples I except! (nods) even though Naru-chan still belongs to Sasuke. XD and Sasu/Naru/Saku.

Kuroshitsuji: SEBACIEL, CielLiz, SebaMei, WillGrell

My Otome/My HiME: Nina/Arika, Shiz/Nat, Tate/Mai, Taku/Akira

Fruba: Kyo/Yuki, Haru/Yuki, Haru/Kyo, Shigu/Ayame, Haru/Kyo/Yuki, Kyo/Torhu, Yuki/Torhu, Arisa/Uo

Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei/Kura, Kuabara/Yukina, Yusu/Keiko, Hiei/Botan, Yusu/Kura, Yusu/Hiei, Koe/Botan, Yusu/Botan

Inuyasha: Inu/Kago, Sessh/Inu, Inu/Miro, Miro/Inu, Miro/Sango, Sango/Kago, Sessh/Kago,Sessh/Kagura

Gakuen Alice: Natu/Mikan, Ruka/Mikan, Ruka/Hota, Hota/Mikan, Natsu/Ruka, Natsu/Ruka/Mikan, Naru/Miza, Tsu/Mizu,

Vampire Knight: Zero/Yuki, Kaname/Zero

Shugo Chara: Ikuto/Amu (AMUTO FTW!!!!!), Nagi/Rima, Kukai/Utau, Tada/Yaya

NON-Fav couples:

Naruto: SASU/SAKU (im sry, but whoever thinks this couple will evr be written by me...go see a shrink. cause i will BLOW UR Friggin MIND wit sasunaru goodness before that happens -.-) Jir/Oro, Oro/Sasu(seriously? wtf? o.0)

Inuyasha: INU/KIKYO!! ( sry but i dont think inu-kun is gonna resort to necrophilla...-.-)

Fruba: ...Non really, Im quite open to this anime.

Yu Yu Hakusho: Kua/Hiei is a little weird...

My Otome/ My HiME: Shiz/any girl thats not Natsuki-chan!

Gakuen Alice: Persona/Natsu

Vampire Knight: Kaname/Yuki...sorry but me no likey. lol

Shugo Chara: Tada/Amu...Tadase is TOOO fucking girly for her...Ikuto at LEAST balances her out.. T.T

TOPIC OF Fanfiction:

Imma bit rusty, since most of my imagination goes toward fanart, my brain is currently bitching at me to shut up. SO If you'd like a commish, plz pm me ;D id love to here your ideas! I draw as well, (my avatar is something i drew :3) so MUCHO FANART FOR U (if u like, i dont charge ;3)

we have cookies...Pwease??

NOW FOR SOME SASU/NARU FLUFF!!

The Reunion

Sasuke: Naruto...

Naruto: Sasuke...

silence

Naruto: Uu...(sniff)

Sasuke!!

Sasuke: What happened?! Naruto?! Why are you crying? You don't like my gay sexy oufit, that I wear today just for OUR reunion?

Naruto: (sniff) Sasuke...I don't care about your outfit. I don't care about stuff like that. I'm crying because I...because I...

Naruto: Because I missed you...(hugs Sasuke)

Sasuke: Yeah...I missed you too..(hugs back)

FINISH!

This is accually a comic by the way so all rights go to http:///gallery/. She's a great artist!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Share it with All ur friends_ Rei

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

Kikyo Sarutobi:

In are hearts she will always remain

Her stories filled our yaoi brains with happiness

No she is not dead

Just not my co-author anymore

We will always remember you.

Sarutobi Kikyo-chan...

"Anata wa watashi no tomodachi desu"

Gomen Nasai...

-Rei

And now for something I randomly made up in 5 min...:

Rei: Hello Id like to order some Uchihasest please with a side of SasuNaru...and a coke.

Person: Okie dokie! That'd be 2000 yen! Thank you for coming to Yaoi-in-the-Box! Enjoy!

Rei: (drools) Im sooooo coming back here for more...(drives off)

If you didnt get it...its an inner joke with me myself and i...yea im crazy like that...--"

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

I fucking cried when i read the poem...