Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Fablehaven. Hello fellow FanFiction people!¡! Let me tell you a little about myself I'm OBSESSED with reading and reading FanFiction on my iPod touch. I am a 13 year old girl and I live in * Ha! you thought I was going to tell you! Well to bad! :) Some of my fav books ( beside the ones in my penname) are 1.Legacies (shadow Grail) 2. Keys to the kingdom 3.Guardians of Ga'Hoole 4.The Maze Runner 5.Starlighter 6.The Girl Who Could Fly and MANY others I am very surprised that there a NO fanfics about Legacies (see above) its a great book and there is a lot you can write about, I would write a fanfic about it but I can't figure out how... I have a question for you peoples, have you ever not read a book because your to stubborn? Cause right now my BFF wants me to read The Hunger Games series and I want to read it but I'm to stubborn and won't read it unless she reads the Heir series. Links to other sites I'm on: http:///user/TowerOfCookies - 1 story http:///memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2223 http:/// - only journals http:/// - I'm Meg Daughter Of Nyx (owls19) Name: Megan E. B. Gender: guess Favorite Author/Book: Favorite Singer/Song: Favorite TV Shows: Favorite Sport's: Basketball and soccer Nickname: don't have one I like Location: The U.S.A in a state that starts with a M ~~This or That~~ Day or Night: Evening White Milk or Chocolate Milk: depends Cherry or Banana: Banana Copy and Paste things below If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!! If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile! If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? I smile because i have no idea what is going on! I ran with scissors. AND I LIVED!!!OMG!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Try to Read This I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? 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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stoo When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Why are all the guys that we want to date only real in books? Try not to cry... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!... we fucked up... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. 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If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. "Sir, we're surrounded!" If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile. Percy Jackson & the Olympians Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth Gruniper- Grover and Juniper Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris Tratie- Travis and Katie Heroes of Olympus Jasper- Jason and Piper Avatar: The Last Airbender Aang/Katara Zuko/Mai Sokka/Suki Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em! Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. If you've pulled a Percy: You've risked something for a friend or family member. (i dont no...) If you've pulled an Annabeth: You have over thunk something, "analyzed" a person, or created a strategy. (1st one) If you've pulled a Grover: You're not that good at sports, or you just don't like 'em, but when they had your favorite food, you ran like a demigod being chased by a hellhound. (sure) If you've pulled a Nico: You've held a grudge for a while, or lost a close friend or family member, or is just a little creepy. Or something like that. (yup) If you've pulled a Thalia: You have been scared of something, and sorta dodged it. Or you get really scary when you're angry. (sometimes) If you've pulled a Luke: If you've backstabbed someone, or you sorta double crossed them. (maybe just a little;) 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? My Answer: the arena or lake 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? My Answer: Nico, or Percy 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer: Thalia, Annabeth,Nico,Percy, and others 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? My Answer: I dont really hate any1 i cant remember if i do.. 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? My Answer: Titans Curse, Battle of the Labyrinth, The Last Olympian. But I loooove alll of them 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? My Answer:Nico, Percy 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My Answer: Hades, Poseidon, Hestia. 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer: wing it... maybe 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: My besssst friend 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: Nico so he can shadow-travel us away, Percy cause its an island on water he can help us get off, or Annabeth cause she'll figure out away to get us off. 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer: NO!!! then i would RUN FOR THE HILLS 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? My Answer: Percabeth! 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? My Answer: ? 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: Read PJO 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? My Answer: I like " with my luck the only name she'll remember is Percy Jackson and I'll be the subject to a nation wide manhunt again.." from the Titans Curse but i forgot a lot of my favs... 16. Favorite Percy Moment? My Answer: every moment! or in TLO when Percy and Annabeth talk after the war and Annabeth kisses him 17. Favorite Nico Moment? My Answer: When he keeps asking Percy questions at the beginning of the Titans Cures 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? My Answer:? 19. Favorite Grover Moment? My Answer: ? 20. Favorite Random Moment? My Answer: When Rachel hits Kronos with a blue plastic hair brush... I lied its not my fav but i like it I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now Im lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, Im sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, one message: dont drink and drive! A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? ¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you ever wished to be able to bend If you think that Aang should grow back his hair, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile! If you don't use myspace and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?' The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.' The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.' The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.' The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?' 'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John . The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified. The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth. The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation. The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth. The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him. The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone. The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell. The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary. The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings. When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year. There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year. The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter. So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.' Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US. Prayer for the Military. Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on... Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them. Bless them and their families. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen. When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world. There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful. Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one. Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.) Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...) On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...) On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?) If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird. Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it. Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you. Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. This Ones For The Girls If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats' If your not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep your's is on the inside that's where it counts If you'd rather read then party GREAT If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone If your a geek scream it from the roof tops If your a nerd be proud of your brain and if your a gerk... well you get the point Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray. If you're a Christian and declare that Jesus is Lord, then copy and paste this into your profile! JESUS! If you're annoyed with snobby people, then copy and paste this into your profile. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on COPY AND PASTE IT YA'LL! You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go So all may see my obsession because I know what the Olympians know! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, kiki-twilighter-ever, renesmeeisme, Abigail Rosalie Black, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm “This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls.” Girls I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Fablehaven, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm (note: i changed Maximum Ride to Fablehaven since i havent read MR yet) "Girl, you're amazing, just the way you are."- Bruno Mars “One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.”The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending ALL her money on clothes, getting in trouble, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere. You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (PJO and Fablehaven!) If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile. If you are in LOVE with fictional characters copy and paste this on your profile. If you have read a book then cried because the series was over after that book add this to your profile! If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. IF YOU HATE PERACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Tratie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Chrisse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile! COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS! If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile. You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot. If you think that Logan Lerman is way hotter than Taylor Lautner and/or Justin Bieber, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wouldn't want to walk through walls like a ghost due to technical problems add this to your profile! (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you think that muffins may rule the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile! (Muffins: Today, the oven! Tomorrow, the world! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!) If you think muffins are lame and such ugly wannabe cupcakes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, & etc.), put this in your profile. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. This is Bunny. (\_/) Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination! On the other hand, this is Kitty. /l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! (\_/) Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!! (\_/) () () Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ya know, every time you do, you add a year onto your life.) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utterly worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.;) If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (My space is right here, next to your space.) 90 percent of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 percent that would rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile 98 percent of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 2 percent that would laugh their heads off at the others. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol, LightDarkandChaos,Percabeth616, HiThereSmiley,PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, Leader S, LightDarkandChaos,Percabeth616, HiThereSmiley,PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: Opening Credits: Inside your heaven- Carrie Underwood Waking Up: Dont forget to remember me- Carrie Underwood Making Your New Best Friend:Just Stand up- Alot of girl singers (no that is not a band) Falling In Love: Lessons learned-Carrie Underwood Breaking Up: Break your heat-Jennette McCurdy (good one) Prom:Already gone- Kelly Clarkson (...) Graduation: Thats where it is -Carrie Underwood Life's Okay: Stronger- Jennette McCurdy Death of a Close Friend: My wish-Rascal Flatts Mental Breakdown: Love Song - Sara Bareilles Driving: King of Anything- Sara Bareilles Flashback: Before he cheats- CArrie Underwood Getting Back Together:already gone- SugarLand Wedding Scene:If I die young- the band perry (...) Birth of Child:Wasted - Carrie Underwood Car Accident: Starts with goodbye- Carrie Underwood Final Battle:I just cant live a lie-Carrie underwood Death Scene: Dont take the girl- Tim McGraw Funeral Song: Jesus take the wheel- Carrie Underwood (pretty good but if i die young would be better) End Credits: Shes so gone- Lemonade mouth Deleted Scenes: Peppermint Winter- owl city (very funny song) If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!) Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!) Bolipoke Percabethrocks iloveseaweedbrain/kelley LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!) Nerdius Bookwormius DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!) MythScavenger (I'm a daughter of Poseidon! Said so on the movie website with the quiz! Go BROTHERS PERCY AND TYSON! Bluechick13/Kaitlyn (Daughter of Athena!!) PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm (Daughter of Hades) If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile Smile. It confuses people. "Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!" "The line between confidence and arrogance is thin, the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer." -- Nicholas Flamel, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel There are no stupid questions...just stupid people. You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor. Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends. It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. He who laughs last didn't get it. We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person? Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone. The past is just the future with the lights on. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? "Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary. Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity. is is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... (heehee I love these!!) On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Favorite Happy Bunny Quotes- "When life gives you lemons squirt them in your enemy's eyes" "Hooray for guys with money" "Roses are red, violets are blue, what the heck am i doing, talking to you" "I know how you feel i just dont care" "I'm pretty, you're ugly, seems so unfair" "Cute but psycho" "Love sucks big time" "You stink so bad we have to wash the ball" "A good loser is still a loser" "Hi, loser" "I'm happy, dont wreck it by talking" "Lets play holds axe" "Plotting revenge is fun" "Your anger makes me happy" "It's not my fault you were born ugly" "I'll be nicer when you're smarter" Note: the next things our likes on facebook i felt like posting See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? He couldn't do it last night cause he was too busy talking his best friend out of suicide. See that girl, with her face caked with make up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. See him, the one who wears long sleeves every day? He covers his arms to hide the scars. See her, with the cheap, hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. I'm against bullying. Copy and Paste if you are too. Today I have come to a conclusion that the United States and Canada are in a was of the most annoying. The U.S. drew 1st blood with the Miley Cyrus Canada returned fire with the brutal Justin Beiber However I believe the U.S. has won the was with it's latest creation The Rebecca Black. If Canada can top that I'm afraid the world may not survive. Yo 90's kids remember when... -Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers? -Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever? -Talk to the hand said it all? -the ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you just marry it?" -Almost ever sentence was finished with "NOT!" -When you learned the planets in school Pluto was one of them? -All movies came out on VHS? -The rugrats were the shizz? -You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school? -Mr.Rodgers was the coolest man alive? I miss all that. I once saw a kid with his dad on a Greyhound from Manhattan to Cleveland. The kid was crying and Screaming for hours, everybody was annoyed and I wanted to yell at the kid. The woman next to me whispered to me, "Someone is going to shut that kid up or I'll do it myself.".. A man on the bus got up to the kid's father and yelled, "You better shut your kid up." with infuriating anger which made the kid cry even louder. The kid's father stood up and said, "My kid's mother just passed a week ago, we were coming back from her funeral." I saw tears dropping from his eyes as he sat back down. Sees bouncy castle* Ages 3-8: Yay! Bouncy castle!! *runs to it*? 9-12: A bouncy castle? Really? *rolls eyes and walks away* 13: OH, YEA. Move out of the was munchkins, that bouncy castle is mine! End of Facebook likes* Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough* Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world. Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. 1. Percy 2. Nico 3.Annabeth 4. Thalia 5. Rachel 6. Poseidon 7. Hades 8. Athena 9. Zues 10. Selina 11. Aphrodite 12. Sally 13. Ares 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Do you want to? NO and NO 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? I'm a girl... so NO 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? ...No comment 4. Can you recall any fanfics about 9? With him as the main character? No 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? No... 6. Five/nine or Five/ Ten? None 7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 making out? There would be death.. and awkwardness 8. Make up a title for a three/ten fanfic. the Brains and Looks of friendship? maybe? 9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff? I hope not 10. Suggest a summery for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Sally comforts Hades in his time of need? 11. If you wrote a songfic about 8 what would it be? I dont know... 12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be Warring contains Family moments (I did not do that on purpose!) 13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Yesterday? maybe? 14. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3, while 13 watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie! Percy and Zeus are in a happy relationship until Zeus runs off with Thalia. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Aphrodite and a brief unhappy affair with Sally, then follows the wise advice of Rachel and finds true love with Annabeth, while Ares watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie! That was a weird/disturbing summery...But Percy and Annabeth got together! If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't bother what other people think of my obsession. It is THEIR loss. These are the best books I've ever read. If I am in college by the time the last book of the Heroes of Olympus series is released, I won't care. These books helped shape my life. I get better grades in Greek and Roman mythology now. I can automatically analyze someone for their goddly connection. My dreams tell me my future life. My BFF is weird, but you gotta love him/her. Loyal, and can cover up any mistake of a fight with a monster with the saying that I dropped my pencil. I have ADHD, but my parent(s) don't take me to the doctor because of the worrying fact that I'll be sent to a mental institute since I also have dyslexia, and can read ancient Greek. No example because I'm afraid monsters would come after me for disclosing this matter. But don't call me a liar, I know how to read it! I'm great at using what is considered 'out-of-date' weapons. Swords, javelins, bow and arrows, knives, you name it, I can use it. Gun too if you ask. I've been to Olympus before, the Underworld (*shivers*), the Labyrinth, Long Island Sound, Quebec, the Wolf House (*again shivers*), and San Francisco (Mt. Tamapalis, too, but I didn't want to exaggerate). I've seen the legendary bronze dragon, played capture the flag (although one summer, Hermes and his children stole all the flags and didn't give them back until the last day; we had to use plastic balls), ran around the woods with archery equipment, shot a bulls-eye on a windy bridge, and seen the newly designed Olympus (did I already mention that?). If you think Percy Jackson and Harry Potter could be twins, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Rick Riordan did plagiarism, you are soooo wrong! Just because Percy and Harry look alike, doesn't mean that other people in life could naturally look that way. That is not plagiarism; it's more of a coincidence. IF YOU HATE PERACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO LIKE ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. (Notice this is capitalized, italicized, bolded and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or YOUR GUY SIDE You love hoodies. You've played with/against boys on a team Shopping is torture. TOTAL: 10 YOUR GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. TOTAL: 11 (That's kinda sad cause I'm a girl..) PREP You own a cell phone. (I will next year!) Total: 5 GOTHIC Black is one of your favourite colors. Total: 4 PUNK You can skateboard Total:3 GEEK You love the computer. Total:6 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Super bowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. Total:3 HARDCORE//SCENE You like loud music. You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. You wear slip-on shoes. Total: 0 (... I'm ok with that!) If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(there are so many!) if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile. DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Brendan 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? (green) 3. Your first initial? (M) 4. Your month of birth? (February 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (black ) 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.(Amanda) 7. Your favorite number? (23) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? (Florida) 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (Lake) 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (Getting a pet hedgehog Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person (EWWWWWWWWWW he's like a brother to me.. a very annoying one at that) 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are Conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. (Ok than..) Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. (I don't want a 'love life' thou I'm only 13) S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (I doubt it) Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. ) 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (makes since) White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (Yes yes she is:) 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (Doubt it...) 8. If you choose. California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. (Yep) 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (I guess) Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday.. ( I hope it was supposed to be my last birthday present) 20 Percy Jackson Questions 1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth. 2) Favorite guy character? Nico 3) Favorite girl character? Thalia 4) Favorite god? Poseidon or Hades 5) Favorite goddess? (Nyx or) Artemis 6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Hades (:) 7) Is Luke hot? In my head? not really... 8) Would you join the hunters? no 9) Archery or sword fighting? Sword 10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging. 11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia. 12) Favorite book? The Last Olympian 13) Least favorite? SoM 14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Depends 15) Favorite couple? Percabeth 16) Are you a demi-god? YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!! (I wish anyways) 17) Who would be your parent? Poseidon or Hades 18) Favorite minor character? Is Nico or Thalia a minor character? If not The Stolls 19) Ethan or Luke? Luke? maybe.. 20) Favorite monsters? Medusa 37 Things to do in an Elevator Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" God is whispering. Do you hear him? Can you feel the power in his voice? Does he guide you? Does he save you from the dark depths of hell? If he does, The cookie gods are angry. You have stolen the last box of Oreo's! How could you?! They will hunt you down, for you are to dangerous to be left alive! Which sucks for you! If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile! If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile! If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile! If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile! If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile! If you have ever been so bored that nothing you do ever seems fun, post this on your profile! It was a cold winters night, Two deaf policeman heard the noise, He saw it too. I, PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm, promise to do everything in my power to review every story that I read regardless of age, rating, or pairing. Copy and Paste this onto your profile and take up the review revolution, for those of us who hate when you have 500 hits, and 1 review. If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. I didn't expect to paste so much. This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK THAT PERCY JACKSON IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT! When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile •´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) [1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 [2] The answer is LOOK AT 11 [15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9 If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face ////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post █ The Stairs If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile. Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste. RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS "This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob." "Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb." "Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" "If you can't convince them, confuse them." "Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs." "A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws." "Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?" "I ran with scissors, and lived!" "Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?" "Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!" "I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?" "Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said." "Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?" "If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)" "'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives." My favorite: Russian Reversalism I) In America you break law, in Soviet Russia law breaks you. II) In America we have "In god we trust" printed on our money, in Soviet Russia we have no money III) In Soviet Russia president assassinates you. IV) In Soviet Russia anime watches you. V) In Soviet Russia Apple eats you. VI) In Soviet Russia Zero divides by you. VII) In Soviet Russia Horse ride you. VIII) In Soviet Russia Goddamn door closes you. (I write tragedies not sins) IX) Pokemon Catch YOU!! X) In Soviet Russia you have the right to arm bears. XI) Breaking news this just in "Last night in Soviet Russia a fire was destroyed by a home." OMG WTF BBQ Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Suzy took off her battered hat and started unbuttoning her coat. -Keys to the Kingdom Superior Saturday Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The wall Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:53 a.m. Now look at a c*lock. What is the actual time? 2:53a.m. (note: I just looked at the clock before this question) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Fans (and I'm on my iPod duh!) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday wait it's 2:53 so the day before yesterday and I was coming home from a sleepover Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My iPod which I am currently on What are you wearing? Pajamas Did you dream last night? Technically it is last night... But I can't remember if I did When did you last laugh? I'm not sure... What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint;) ,posters of animals on my half and on my sisters half its Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber (gag) See anything weird lately? What kinda question is this? What is the last film you saw? Lilo and Stitch (don't ask but I watched I am Number Four before it (the book is so much better:)) If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy? a house, lots of books Tell me something about you I don't know: You don't know anything about me your just type If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? The Greek gods would be real and I'd be a demi-god or get rid of allergies and asthma forever (cause I have both things;) Do you like to dance? Sure? George Bush: Again What kind of question is this Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Karigan or Karilyn Imangin your first child is a boy. What do you call him? Tyler? Maybe Note: I just made up the Thalico thing below If you Hate Thalico (Thalia/Nico) or you just want people to except the Rick made Thalia a hunter Copy and Paste this to your Profile and add your name: PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm There were 3 girls They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Sorry if things are posted more than once and on http:/// I am owls19 and on http:/// I'm 23owl23 before i got account i was, Grlwhononohowtomakeacontonipod |
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