Hi other lifeforms! Welcome to the profile. Here, my name is Old School Mom, but my friends call me Sarah. Common name, but more power and/or privacy to me.

Anyway, there's a couple of things you should probably know about how I work on here.

- To start, I have a tendency to post when I want and/or have time. I'm in college as a Cell Bio. major so there is very little time to just sit and type my heart's desires.

- I like discipline/parental/etc. stories. Got hooked and never went back. Expect fluff, swearing, and all around chaos when I get my hands on a new universe. You have been warned.

- I like challenges, requests, even little add-ins to existing stories. Once I get a plot bunny, I let it multiply. If I know the fandom, I can try my best to give you what you're after. Just note that any idea can be taken and shaped into something different than what you were expecting.

- I read what I want, and that includes smut, but I've never attempted to write it before. That is both a opening and a warning to you all.

- I may be offensive, I may not be offensive. It depends on my mood and the context. If something sounds like it could be either/or, assume I am ignorant and proceed with similar caution.

Let me know what you think of my stories and feel free to make suggestions for later additions. Grammar and spelling are not my strong points, and spellcheck only goes so far. If you're looking for something in particular and I've found it, I'll let you know with a link.

Hope you have a great day/week/month/year/life and glad you decided to check me out (not like that :P).