"Words are, in my not so humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic." - Albus Dumbledore.

...beware of dragon.

just kidding. it was the knife you should've looked out for.

moi, me, myself

Call me Envy. I have no idea how I found this nickname, but it appears to be mine now.

describe myself

Turns out teenagers are overdramatic brats. Yes, I grew up. No, I wish I didn't remember.

favorite quotes

"There is only one hell - the one we live in now."

- Melisandre, Game of Thrones, season four.

"The world isn't as cruel a place as you make it to be."

- The Black Rider to Kamichika Rio, Durarara!!

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

- Captain Jack Sparrow to Will Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"You can lie and lie and never say anything that isn't true."

- Zuko to Teo about Spirits, fanfic Embers.

"The world isn't divided into good people and Death Eaters."

- Sirius Black to Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

"You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret...all the best people are."

- Alice to the Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland.

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, then you'd best teach it to dance."

- George Bernard Shaw.

"Of course this is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it isn't real?"

- Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part two.

"Freedom has a way of destroying things."

- Tally Youngblood.

"A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets."

- Killian Jones to Rumplestiltskin, Once Upon a Time, season two.

"I didn't think there was anything in the universe more important than homework."

- Ron Weasley to Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

messages

I'm not sure if I'll be updating stories on here anymore, but I have moved to AO3. Same username, see you over there.

my darlings

A Song of Ice and Fire, by George R. R. Martin. I have written 1 story for this fandom - a completed oneshot.

Avatar: The Last Airbender, aired on Nickelodeon. I have written 9 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, created by Sunrise. I have written 3 stories for this fandom - 2 completed oneshot and 1 completed twoshot.

Dangan Ronpa, by Spike Chunsoft. I have written 3 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

Death Note, of Weekly Shounen Jump. I have written 2 stories for this fandom - both completed oneshots.

Durarara!!, by Ryohgo Narita. I have written 4 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots. The stories 'unlikely truce' and 'divine' have been translated to Russian by toshiro.iro at http:///readfic/2762329 and https:///readfic/3272101.

Fairy Tail, by Hiro Mashima. I have written 3 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, produced by Kyoto Animation. I have written 3 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

Ghost Hunt, by Fuyumi Ono. I have written 4 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

Harry Potter, by J. K. Rowling. I have written 8 stories for this fandom - 7 completed oneshots, and 1 threeshot.

Inazuma Eleven, by Level-5. I have written 26 stories for this fandom - 18 completed oneshots, 2 completed parodies, 3 completed multichapters, 1 discontinued multichapter, 1 completed collab with vanerz, and 1 ongoing collab with vanerz hosted on her page at Redemption.

Lemonade Mouth, by Disney. I have written 7 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto. I have written 11 stories for this fandom - 10 completed oneshots and 1 ongoing multichapter.

Shugo Chara!, by Peach-Pit. I have written 3 stories for this fandom - all completed oneshots.

I crave external validation. So, go. Read. Review. Now.

my otps

Zutara. Unquestionably and irrevocably. The water/fire opposites and the complement of their personalities sends me swooning. The concept of 'opposites attract' might be cliché, but that just makes it better.

SasuSaku. Love this pairing to death. Say whatever you want about them, there's something unquestionably romantic about the girl finally getting her prince, even if he isn't all that he's cracked out to be.

ItaSaku. A close second, mostly in non-massacre fics. Sure, Sasuke and Sakura are cute together, but Itachi is downright gorgeous and pairing him with my favorite kunoichi makes it an interesting read. Also, the intelligence wars and Itachi's undeniable killer instinct turns a romance into a delicious nightmare.

NaruHina. Cute fluffy little bunny rabbits. Naruto's obliviousness and Hinata's nervousness are adorable to see and usually a light-hearted complement to darker fics.

SuiKarin. A rather more mature otp. Suigetsu and Karin are a delight to read and constant arguing and name-calling gives rise to an unmistakably unique relationship.

NaLu. Fun as hell. Lucy's overconfidence matches Natsu's and their relationship fits together perfectly.

Erza/Jellal. Sweet and cute and suspenseful. Watching Erza's and Jellal's relationship grow has my heart going doki doki every time I see them together.

Natsu/Gray. Undeniably hot. There's nothing better than watching two half-naked, handsome rivals going at each other but still protecting each other's backs.

Gajeel/Levy. Aww and cute and ohmigod they're adorable! Gajeel's bad boy façade and Levy's temper make a violent match but a sweet relationship.

Laxus/Mirajane. Laxus and Mirajane's explosive relationship leaves the stories smoldering as the Lightning Dragon Slayer goes toe to toe with Majin Mirajane. Of course, reading about a whipped Laxus makes everything better.

Gray/Juvia. Not that much of an otp but after watching episodes of Jukia's obsession with Gray, I'm starting to wish that she'll land him in the end.

Amuto. One of my most favorite otps. Watching Ikuto tease her all through the series was adorable and his determination to protect her, and her him makes for a romantic relationship. Makes me melt every time I see it.

Rimahiko. Oh, yes. Watching bratty Rima deal with eversmiling Nagihiko is the highlight of the day. Add to that Rima's possessiveness and Nagi's rather cunning nature and it's a beauty to read.

Gou/Makoto. Adorable and refreshing. Watching Gou and Makoto together is a breath of fresh air, especially when concerning the matter of Gou's elder brother...

Sharkbait. Hot, hot, hot! Like I said, nothing better than watching two half-naked, handsome rivals going at each other.

Misa/Usui. Cute, sweet and romantic. Watching him protect her in little ways is the highlight of Maid-sama and their relationship is adorable to watch.

Fudou/Haruna. Bad boy/Good girl. Of course, adding in the overprotective brother doesn't hurt, either...

Fudou/Kidou. Smoldering. Remember what I said about hot rivals going at each other? Sadly, they're not often half-naked.

Mai/Naru. Soulmates. Watching their story was heartbreaking, as Mai and Naru try to overcome their differences and be together, only to have the memory of a long-dead twin get in the way.

Ruka/Kain. Danger bordering on deadly. The integral part of a vampire relationship is always wondering when the fangs are going to come out.

Asuna/Kirito. Fresh and nostalgic. Watching Asuna and Kirito stumble along their innocent relationship and watching Kirito dying for the girl he loves is one of the most beautiful and tragic love stories I've seen. The purity of their love is like a breath of fresh air.

Ichigo/Rukia. Traditional. Watching Ichigo and Rukia together might be repetitive and a little tedious, but at the end of the day, the classics are the best.

Ichigo/Renji. Rivals. Sometimes half-naked. Need I continue?

Dramione. Again a case of love at first sight, I find it delightful to watch two intelligent, determined enemies butt heads.

Rayella. Cinderalla and her Prince Charming though he isn't very nice and she's not waiting to be rescued. I love this pairing for the unmistakable 'opposites attract'. Remember what I said about classics? Rayella proves this through and through.

Sansa/Jon. I have no idea how I stumbled upon this, but an interesting read, especially with a jaded Sansa.

Rheagar/Lyanna. I have no idea what happened between these two, much like the rest of the fandom, but imagining them together always sparks the butterflies.

Shizaya. And the hot rivals strike yet again! Seriously, I am in love with this pairing, they're so cute together!

NaruSasu. Because one can never have too much Foe Yay.

Drarry. Read above.