Hullo there. Tis be ze burning-dreamer here! I like you, eating babies and head-banging. I know, I know, I'm awesome, don't mention it ;)

I'm your regular 14-year old lost within the premises of this zombified planet, also known as EARTH and I'm not as crazy or self-obsessed as the previous sentence might have suggested otherwise. Born in a desert (the United Arab Emirates), lived there since the size of a beach ball; I love to read, write, blog, am into most kinds of sports, music, have a younger brother, play the drums, want to marry Scorpius Malfoy, plan on stealing Fang from Mr. Patterson, have a gigantic crush on my best friend of all people, dream of ensuing a career in photojournalism and... Well, I s'pose that's enough for a start.

Favorite books:

Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling. DUH.
Maximum Ride by James Patterson.
Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan.
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins.
Dreamcatchers by Stephen King.
Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer.
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho.
Gone by Michael Grant.
Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare.
Slide by Jill Hathaway
Mediator series by Meg Cabot.
Darren Shan Saga by Darren Shan.

My Ships:

Harry Potter.

Scorpius/Rose, Lily/James, Draco/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Neville/Luna, Teddy/Victoire, Albus/OC (ha, because I just love him so much!), Remus/Sirius.

Maximum Ride.

Fang/Max (because anything else should just be illegal.), Ella/Iggy, Dylan/Max II, Fang/Me (heh, okay, maybe not everything...).

Et cetera.

Mortal Instruments- Simon/Clary. Percy Jackson- Percy/Annabeth. Artemis Fowl- Holly/Arty. Hunger Games- Peeta/Katniss. Gale/Katniss (I can never decide with just one!) Bones- Booth/Brennan. Mediator- Jesse/Suze. Airhead- Christopher/Em. Heroes- Peter/Claire. Gone- Sam/Astrid. Twilight- Bella/Edward (I can't believe I just said that...well, wrote that. Damn, I mean typed.) Glee- Kurt/Blaine. Vampire Diaries- Damon/Elena, Caroline/Tyler. Hush, Hush- Patch/Nora.

Few 'interesting' facts [pretty pointless too if you ask me, but I'm bored and I've got nothing to do at the moment. Sad life.:

1- I'm a Libra, supposedly 'the Lover'; thus proving the fact that I'm that typical hopeless romantic who won't mind a cliche or two some time.
2- My second home is basically Tumblr. Of course, there's also Fanfiction and Youtube and porn (*winkwinknudgenudge* i was kidding ya know, don't sue me) and... okay fine, I live in the internet. THERE YOU GO.
3- I breathe music. Seriously, I'm one of those gazillion other teenagers out there who can't seem to live a moment without it before spontaneously combusting into a hot pie.
4- I'm one of the randomest people you'll ever meet. I'm still pondering over the fact if that's a good thing or not. Most of the talk I speak comes from the land of Gibberish. Or Gnommish. Or DXFGjdsligsTUMBLRlxdfhldlanguage.
5- Major obsession with Supernatural. M-A-J-O-R. The catch? I absolutely refuse to read fanfiction on it. My head is screwed up.
5- I bloody hate Maths. If there was a chance to completely devour the life out of it, annihilate its very being and condemn it to oblivion, I'd do it without a moment's hesitation. I've had a freaking nightmare with freaking fractions trying to freaking-eat-me. FREAKING HELL.
6- I have got a potty mouth and I'm not sure if I'm very ashamed of it... guilty, shit.
7- James Patterson is my idol, J.K Rowling is my god, and HP and MR fandom are my mentors.
8- I'm an awkward turtle: virtually and... worldly, if you get what I mean. I sure as hell am not around the people I'm already comfortable with -in fact, I'm pretty much a ticking time bomb ready to blow then- but otherwise, WELCOME BACK STUTTERING AWKWARDNESS, OH HOW I DIDN'T MISS YOU!
9- I also lack self-confidence; sort of. Which is why I haven't been continuing the stories I've posted. I know I'm not that bad, because well, I'm not. But fact is, I'm scared of what people might think and just shrink in the corner, hoping no one notices me and I'm loved. I blame paranoia. Save me from myself.
10- I still write a fuck lot. So, plus points there!
11- I AM NOT SUICIDAL, JEEZ, IGNORE THE CLOSE TO DEPRESSING LINES ABOVE.
12- Half my life has been spent on pointless laughter and I intend to live on that way.
13- 80% of my free-time is spent having my nose stuck up a book. Story of everyone's life on here.
14- The only reason I joined this site is to review and admire other people's work, they're all just so wonderful! I am so jealous. :3
15- Frankly, the only things I usually ever read are Scorose (ScorpiusxRose) or Fax (FangxMax) fics. They take up 25% of my brain.
16- I'm actually not much of a talker, although I have a feeling you may have already concluded myself as being one to rant. A lot. Truth is I'm a jobless bastard. OH YEAH BABY.
17- I just checked: it's exactly 6:01 in the morning as I write this. Well, now it's 6:02 AM. Merlin help me.

Hmm, looks like I'm out of things to say. Or maybe I'm just too nice to drill your minds any further with my bull. There, there, no need to thank me. ;)
But before our, erm, whatever this is ends, I'd like to point out a few of the lovely fics I've come across to you. Really, you MUST read them. Or else I'll set little Godzilla there *points at toolshed* on you. I hear he's got a pair of new red Converse. Oh, my.

Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic- it's my ultimate favorite out of all the Maximum Ride fanfics. I am not kidding. There's a mix of everything- it'll make your cry (both because of grief, & laughter), give you the fuzzies and also get you to piss your pants multiple times because of how downright HILARIOUS it is. Amazing. Mustttt-reaaaaaaaaaaaad. And that goes for all her MR fics. She's brilliant.

It's Not Because he Likes You by Written Anonymous- not your regular cliche romantic story. It's a wonderful story of love and it's pain in the ass's along the way for Scorpius and Rose. I'm not giving much out. Read her other works too ('Her Eyes' and 'My Devotion')! They're a bit angsty, but definitely original.

Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool- another Fax fic, but expect more to come! This is one of those where the two absolutely loathe each other but things take a drastic change along the way in college. The way the story is portrayed by the author is wonderful!

Neighbourly Love by Nova Ride- I'd call it cliche, and it's another love/hate kind of thing, but enjoyable till the end! READ IT.

Getting it Right by Moonprincess92- all the events that take place from the moment Rose Weasley and Scorpius share their first year at Hogwarts and onwards as rivals, but manage to fall in love along the way... Hop in for one helluva a ride, you won't regret it! : D

Project: Family by DemiSpy- a Maximum Ride fanfiction, it's about when Fang and Max and how they land up partnered together for their home ed project. There's a mystery throughout which leaves the reader dying to find out until the end! Of course, it's revealed, don't worry. This is another must. It's cute, it's fluffy, it's Fax.

Chronicles and Paramnesia (sequel) by Josiphinee- You don't need Hermione's brains to even guess what this is about. Another love/hate Rose/Scorp multi-chap, yada yada yada. But a thrill to read! Go on. Do it. NOW.

Sooo, now you know that these are the only kinds of stories I usually bother to read. Or wait, I think I happened to mention that before...? Eh.
There's a whole bunch more, but alas, laziness has taken over so go take a peek at my favorite stories list. It's a jungle out there.

Other places you can find me (basically non-existent other than in the tumblrverse):

DeviantART.
Fanpop.
Heaven... I mean, Tumblr.
Formspring.
Sodapop.

Fact: Tumblr's the only place you'll find me alive. Sad, but true.

NOW. I AM DONE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOW LET IT OUT.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET.