HIYA!!!!!!!!It's-a me!!! I love reading and writing, and especially fanfiction for Hetalia which is the most awesome thing. So much, it's Prussia-level awesome, and that's something. I'm German , Swedish, Scottish, British, Irish and Swiss, AND AM PROUD OF IT BABY! I love to write crack fics, and I love to see the pairing requests some of my reviewers mention. I speak English and French.

Name: You guys can call me K.B or Kat, whatever tickles your funny bone. C:

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My Hetalia fanfics:

Jar of Hearts-

Summary-Tino had a perfectly wonderful life. A good job, a loyal boyfriend, plans for the future all layed out. One day when his Icelandic cousin tells him something, it instantly shatters Tino's life. Will a certain American be able to save him or not?

First Sight:

Summary- Lots of crack pairings packed into one collection. Real summary is on the story. :3

I Can't Be Put Back Together , Can I?

Summary- In a single day and a night of misfortunate, the island of Atlantis sunk beneath the waves. That was what everyone said. It wasn't the case. Not to her captors, at least. OOOOOOH, shudders!

Pour le Meilleur et Surtout le Pire

Summary- France reflects on the person he loved the most though they're long gone. (No, not Jeanne D'Arc. This is pure crack, ok?)

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

Belarus

Estonia

Sweden

Norway

Hong Kong

Romano

Prussia

England

France

Canada

N.Italy

Russia

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Canada/Hong Kong... As a matter of fact I think I have.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Sweden is smexy, and he knows it. I got a fever just thinking about him.. X3

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I-if Romano got Belarus pregnant? RUUUUNNNNN ROMANO!!!!!!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Pfft, everyone has a good France fic!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Would Prussia and Estonia make a good couple. I don't really think so, because Prussia would probably cheat a million times and Estonia would just smile and let him...or something like that.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Norway/England or Norway/France...

Norway/England b/c they both see the fairies and have similar attitudes

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Prussia would probably bolt to tell Finland and America, letting "Kesesesese" out the whole way.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Estonia hadn't meant to pull the curl. Really he hadn't. He had just been fascinated with it, and had accidently pulled it, not knowing the consequences. However, maybe there was an upside to Romano's face buried in the crook of his neck while the Italian's fingers traveled south.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I honestly don't know.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic?

Belarus/Hong Kong hmmm...

" Wish Upon a Star"

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Sweden never thought this was possible. Finland had deserted him and the more time passed on, the more he couldn't help but notice the changes in the Italian that led him to want to crush the boy in an embrace and stroke that abnormal curl and reassure him that it would be alright. But to think the little Southern country would return the infatuation, and be there in his arms was as real as a dream.

And Sweden never wanted to wake up.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Do any of my friends read Prussia het ? Forever alone. France slash? Well, naturally!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

France? This oughta be fun!!! Okkkk, so...

I GOT IT!

"Pina Colada Boy."

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Estonia/Sweden/Romano Warning: When Geeks meet an Italian tomato freak.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"Want to see my magic wand?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Canada/England

Canada looked out of the corner of his eye at the bushy-browed nation who was making Earl Grey, and as he was noting how the early morning light laced England's hair, making him look somewhat angleic, his hand brushed the pancake griddle he was using to make pancakes with. With a cry fell to the floor, clutching the hand. The burn throbbed as England grabbed it and held it under freezing water. After he wrapped it in a bandage and hurridely kissed it, the soft lips setting Canada's skin on fire. Violet and Emerald met in a soft gaze, and neither cared as hands from one side wrapped around the Brit's neck and the hands from the other settled themselves on the slimmer boy's waist. Their lips met and no one noticed the burning pancakes.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Prussia walked in on Estonia and Russia having sex...he'd shut the door quietly and hold it over Russia's head for eternity.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
What would I use for Norway to de-flower Belarus?

Ok, so Norway decides to go out for walk in the woods, and coincedentally spots Belarus bathing in the lake, and gets the urge to join her.

I'm feeling the need to write this.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Forever!

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sweden? Hell no.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Of course. We can't live without him.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Would I write Estonia/Norway/Hong Kong???? YOU BET I WOULD!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“MAPLE!!!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hong Kong, around noon today.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Romano's? Easy, Wurst and Potatoes. XD

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I would think Nine would be the one to shag Eleven, but probably Eleven would shag Nine drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

If Sweden and Prussia get together (PFFTT. Never gonna happen) I would say Prussia, but in this situtation, he can't beat the brute strength of a Swede. :D

28) "One (Belarus) and Nine (France...well that's new. He seduced the ice queen? X3) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (NORWAY?!). One (Belarus), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (N.Italy? Opposites attract, apparently) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Russia? INCEST!) , then follows the wise advice of Five (Hong Kong. Great source of advice.) and finds true love with Two. (Estonia. MY NEW FAVORITE PAIRING!)" What title would you give this fic?

"Six More Weeks of Winter"

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Prussia/England was canon I'd have a seizure and die. Of the awesomeness.

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

7/10 for Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
() You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

2/10 for Romano

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

4/10 for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people

4/10 for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

5/10 for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

5/10 for England

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
(X) You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
(X) You say you're a gourmet

6/10 for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

5/10 for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
() You love pandas
(X) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

7/10 for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
(X) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

8/10 for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

5/10 for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
() You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
(X) You make a very nice role-model
(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

3/10 for Cuba

Hungary

(X) You have a potty-mouth
(X)You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
() Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

7/10 for Hungary

Prussia

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

4/10 for Prussia

1. Your real name.

I'm not putting my real name on the web, so instead I'll give you my nickname- Kat

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)

Katizzle (Whuz up, homies? XD)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)

Blue Cat (Whoa! YEAH!!!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:( your middle name and street you live on/orNeighborhood if it's a number)

Christine Montgomery *sophisticated face*

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 Letters of your first name)

Braka (That sounds bad@$$, ne?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink).

White Pepsi...whart

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your Last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden Name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first Name, and last letter of your moms first name).

Aabrvkn (A-bruv-kin (?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names).

Elizabeth Frederick

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).

Black Sparky

Lol.

watching Hetalia season 2 as I write this... Rome episode...hehehe.* BELOW: I HATE STEROTYPES. They're rude and stupid. (copied from VoicesoftheSoul's profile)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'mWHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

Im GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Sterotypes are nasty. Stop.

:D

Okay, changed up a few things on my profile. I'm going to try to get back into the fanfiction part of the net, so let's see how it goes.