Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Nico di Angelo is new to America and to kindergarten. He meets a new friend on the playground named Thalia Grace. But when he introduces her to Bianca, he realizes that no one else can see her. AU, Thalico, rated for swearing, insanity, and character death.

With John suffering from extreme nightmares, how will his stay with the Striders be? No. John is a man, and he can take care of himself, can't he?

In which I make a small directory of Christmas stories involving the main twelve trolls, as Humanstuck. Rated T for some swearing and possible some other adult-ish related materials later on. Also, please read the summary inside for a full elaboration on the use of the holiday 'Christmas' in this story; I don't want to offend anyone.

One day, Gamzee Makara meets Jesus Christ, a man that will change his life forever... but is the Messiah hiding a dark secret?

It can sometimes be an incredible pain in the ass to comfort an upset, pissy little brat- Especially when you have the propensity to be a pissy little brat yourself. You do it anyway. Solkat fluffies for shits and giggles.

Karkat reflects upon his dreams and has a mental breakdown and Gamzee realizes why his Moirail keeps breaking down. Rated due to language, just to be safe!

Teenage Bro and Lil Cal have a little talk. Ok honestly me and my friends were just writing little fanfics that were supposed to be funny and they turned out a little more serious than intended.

Karkat Vantas is in his second year of college, and is finding himself frequently haunted by dark memories of the past. What happens when the nightmares that have been tearing him apart suddenly become a violent and terrifying reality?

3,000 words in which Karkat hasn't slept in forever, and Sollux arrives fearing that he's accidentally culled himself, only to find that he's just in dire need of three things: a sandwich, a shower, and a nap. Ripe with potentially red feelings, swear words, and angst, and is probably much better than this summary makes it sound.

'Coolkids don't get shoved in lockers,' you think with venom as you continue to shove ineffectually against the metal door holding you snuggly in your ass scented box.

A lengthy definition of a word that drives people insane. This is just for a good laugh. Please do not take any offense in this. Read and review, if it wouldn't hurt?

What if Dirk and Bro were more similar than we think? Do you really think AR is a unique concept to a single universe?

Silence was terrifyingly abnormal for Karkat, and Gamzee just wants to help

Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde feel their alpha selves, but Dave is the one struggling behind his coolkid mask. He can feel the anguish emanating from his other self, and can see him preparing for the biggest moment of his life. Rose made the static in his head clearer, but was that really the best thing?

If Nepeta fancies herself to be counted with the cats, obviously she acts a bit catlike. The other trolls don't find it strange anymore, but it does tend to worry the humans a bit. Nepeta/Karkat, established, oneshot. Fill for the Homestuck Kink Meme.

How well did Bro take care of Dave before the game? Well... you see, it went like this... Rated M for language and a teeny tiny bit of sexual implications. Hardly worth noting.

Beyond Birthday learned his ABC's differently than most. Song fic. Im giving credit to CBDA for her original story, "L's ABC's"

Karkat learns the hard way why you should not talk buckets with 13 year old boys on the internet. Homestuck crack fic/To Catch A Predator crossover

Nepeta's been watching animal planet, filling her head with ideas. Rated T for language, Nepeta/Equius.

A surprise visitor? Wow! John finds himself with a once again grumpy Karkat and many, many questions. Well, more of one question over and over again.

He didn't want to bother anyone, but things have gotten worse than he could have imagined. Desperate, Gamzee reaches out to his best bro for help. A Trollmegle style chat log charting Gamzee's descent into insanity. Please R&R.

Upon discovering Karkat's blood color, Gamzee is forced to keep it secret.

L is assigned the task of babysitting two year old Near for two weeks, and also a four year old Mello. Things can't be too bad, right? Wrong, especially when he learns that he'll be having the help of Beyond. DISCONTINUED.

Can Dr.Travis help the psychotic Light Yagami! Will Light FINALLY become semi-normal! R&R! By Eii AND Lii!

A is the elder teen and B the younger, so why is B trying to look down A's pants? Why does B try to show three children porn and sex? Since when did B act like a sick little pervert? Wait. That's normal. And when did Near smile so evilly? My sick humor.

Crackfic to the max. Just a story about what would happen if the members of our favorite host club met the Death Note crew. Rated T for language. Subtle joking hints of Matt/Mello?

Beyond Birthday is transfered to a new asylum at Abbott State Penitentiary. Beyond starts to notice strange things and wonders what REALLY goes on in Abbott. Beyond soon makes an awful discovery about Abbott and becomes subject to the suffering.

It's not Matt's expertise--helping apathetic people like Near understand feelings. Of course, it's definitely not L's either... But who else is there to call on at Wammy's when there's a crisis? Features Elton John's Electricity lyrics.

Tamaki has no brothers, Kyouya has no real brothers. Wouldn't it be better if they were each other's? Done for 100 Fairytales prompt #007-blood brothers on LJ. Happens directly after episode 24 of the anime.

No, it's not Christmas. It's Halloween, during which BB might be possessed, A is emo, Mello, Near, and Matt are just themselves, and L and Light have their own problems to deal with. And did we mention that Watari has a migraine? Rated T for language.

This time the twins have gone too far with their pranks. Here are the consequences... Warnings for Twincest and crack. :D