The Big Hosepipe in the Sky
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Joined 11-30-11, id: 3478685, Profile Updated: 06-03-14
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Ingo, Hunger Games, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Septimus Heap.

Hi, I don't post often and my posts aren't always that great but I felt like I should put something else here or maybe turn this into a really bad song...

my favorite TV series are: Avatar The Last Airbender, Veronica Mars and Wolfblood.

my favorite books/series are: Ingo, Divergent, The Book Thief, Tiger Tiger, The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

also my pen name used to be Princess Jenna (any Septimus Heap fan will know where I got that idea from) and Cat Dracula.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it?.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse?.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

A day without sunshine is like...you know...night.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

my favorite quotes(some of them might not be word perfect)

"If you let me drown I'm telling mum"

-Conor, Ingo

"what did you tell it, Sep? act like a snail?"

-Beetle, Queste

"Careful we don't want another hole in that belt"

-Merlin, Merlin

"Here’s some advice. Stay alive."
-Haymitch, The Hunger Games.

"I have some feelings, just not stupid ones, like remorse. Or love."

-Liraz, Days of Blood and Starlight.

Karou:You know how, at the end of Romeo and Juliet, Juliet wakes up in the crypt and Romeo's already dead?

Zuzana:Yeah. That was awesome.

Karou:Well, imagine if she wokeup and he was alive, but... But he had killed her whole family. And burned her city. And killed and enslaved her people.

Zuzana:Oh.

Karou:Yeah,

-Days of Blood and Starlight.

"I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though."
"That's sensible of you," I say, smiling too. "We should find some paper so you can make a list or a chart or something."

-Four and Tris, Divergent.

"I’m going to shoot a muffin off Marlene’s head."

-Uriah, Divergent.

“Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.”

Four , Divergent

Peter:“Got that gun?”

Tobias: “No, I figured I would shoot the bullets out of my nostrils, so I left it upstairs.”
― Insurgent

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Angel:I can talk to fish

Fang:Great, invite one over for dinner.

Angel:I can talk to fish!

Fang:Ask one over for dinner.

-Maximum Ride Schools out Forever.

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

-Gazzy, Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

Agent:"'And how do you spell that???'
Gazzy:'Captain, like the captain of a ship, and then Terror, you know, T-E-R-R-O-R.'
-Maximum Ride Schools out Forever.

Sokka: The gloomy girl who sighs a lot?

Zuko:Yeah

Sokka:My first girlfriend turned into the moon

Zuko:That's rough buddy.

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If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting that you are weird means that you are normal. Saying that you are normal means that you are odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, put this in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good(or kilanima animals full stop), copy this onto your profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Let's escape (And just get away) by fangirl-for-everything reviews
The night of the Undertaking Felicity and Oliver both needed to forget what had happened. Together they help each other forget. Now two months later, Oliver is back and Felicity is pregnant.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow]
Headlights on Dark Roads by lilbluedancer reviews
Oliver saves Felicity from the clutches of Damian Darhk but part of her is still lost in the darkness.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/19/2015 - [Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow] - Complete
Determinant: One choice will change everything by Windchimed reviews
"Even now, I feel the electrical pull that every touch creates with her. And I know it's unique to her, something I'll never feel with anyone else. I pull away, knowing if I stay any longer I'll never have the strength to do this." Full-length alternate 3rd book with a completely original plot and a very satisfying ending. Works instead of "Allegiant" or after it.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Uriah - Complete
Your Love Is A Waiting Game by Sara2117 reviews
AU S2 Rewrite: Oliver returns to Starling City after The Undertaking and it was back to business as usual for Felicity until a drunken night of passion led to a missed period and a positive pregnancy test. Think that's the worst part? No, it gets worse. It wasn't some random guy she met at a bar she woke up next too, oh if only she had been that lucky. It's the hooded vigilante kno
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 152,154 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Felicity S./Overwatch, John D./Spartan, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Sara L. - Complete
Second chance by ohcaskett reviews
After a weekend of romance between Kate and Rick, Kate is left alone, pregnant with his child. Five years later, a murder leads Kate to question Rick, where she can't seem to get rid of him after. How long can she go keeping their daughter a secret from him? Can they forgive each other?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Kate B., Rick C.
Covert Ops by Abelina reviews
It's good to be back with Team Family, and Beth and Daryl know it's only a matter of time before their secret is out. They'd really like Maggie to get the hint though. (Yet another alternate timeline in which Beth and Daryl never got separated, only to reunite with Team Family at an undetermined future point where canon may or may not apply).
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] Glenn, Maggie G. - Complete
Jogging Buddies by katnisseverdeexn reviews
"Barry, why have you taken me to my bedroom of all places?" Caitlin couldn't keep the irritation out of her voice. He took it in his stride. "Because, my dear Dr. Snow, you and I are going to become jogging buddies." OR the time Barry helped Caitlin get out of her head and took her for a jog. [Barry/Caitlin] Snowbarry fluff
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S.] Ronnie R./One-half of Firestorm
Precipitation by VanessaGalore reviews
Even the weather seems to be against Veronica...Post-season 3. The story continues: Sometimes it's best to just get the hell out of Dodge. Caution: Reviews contain major spoilers
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,636 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
High Tides (Part One of the 'Changing Tides' Series) by SapphireOceans reviews
It's more than a year on from the events of the Crossing of Ingo, and there have been some big changes in Sapphire's life. But with a new sibling on the way, Conor's growing distance from the world of the Mer, Ervy's old allies on the move and Sapphy's confusing new feelings for Faro, still more changes are yet to come. It looks like Sapphire's two worlds may be set to collide…
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,045 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sapphire T., Connor T., Faro, Rainbow P. - Complete
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
That Scoundrel Lee by Tinni reviews
Prince Zuko is a romantic straight out of a fairytale. But that "Lee" on the other hand, is an absolute scoundrel who has left a string of broken hearts behind him! At least, that's how Iroh tells it!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Zuko, Mai] - Complete
Cupcakes by IamCanadia reviews
In which Tris wins the dauntless initiation before it actually begins, and Jeanine's newfound sugar addiction proves to have hazourdous consequences.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Jeanine M. - Complete
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A Dream Shattered reviews
Zuko really does get some strange ideas into his head sometimes but a childhood dream may have started a tear between him and his father that never got repaired.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Zuko, Ozai - Complete
Someone Missing reviews
Seven years after Sapphire leaves for ingo her sister Melwyn seeks out to find her sister that she lost at just four years old but when she finds more questions then answers will she discover the family secret or will it remain hidden forever?
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sapphire T., Mordowrgi, OC - Complete
Legs Like Jelly By Granny Carne reviews
In which. Conor steals THE BOOK... Granny Carne gets a glittery wand, Elvira falls from the ceiling and many more random things which would be too spoilery to tell you... Yet! Sequel to The Bookshop
Ingo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Connor T., Granny Carne
Merdog reviews
Strange things are happening in Sapphire's life, A website with a weird name and a Mer-dog called Faro. What will Sapphire do? Co-written with LyraTheHuman
Ingo - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Sapphire T., Faro - Complete
The Real Girl on Fire reviews
A little one-shot about Katniss reflecting on her nickname and her sister. Spoilers for Mockingjay
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Prim E., Katniss E. - Complete
The bookshop reviews
A simple trip to town leads to a bookshop which sells something that it shouldn't
Ingo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sapphire T., Rainbow P. - Complete
Finding out and broken promises reviews
After returning to land Sapphire and Conor are faced with even more challenges from facing school to facing their Mum and Roger and will Conor finally forgot about Elvira and move on with his life. Sorry for grammar mistakes. Rated T to be safe
Ingo - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sapphire T., Connor T.
I'm more powerful reviews
What happens when Harry and his friends get transported into Septimus Heap's world. WARNING OUT OF CHARACTERNESS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Septimus H. - Complete