Deranged Lil' Hobbit
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Joined 03-26-03, id: 360847, Profile Updated: 05-14-18
Author has written 1 story for X-Men: The Movie.

AS OF 2008, THIS AUTHOR NO LONGER UPDATES ON FANFICTION DOT NET.

Deranged Lil' Hobbit has written 50 stories for fandoms including

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel the series
Iron Man
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
LotR (Lord of the Rings)
Sherlock Holmes (2009/2011)
Star Trek: DS9
The Prestige
Van Helsing
X-Men
Due Date
Elizabethtown
Moulin Rouge
Newsies
and WWE

UPDATES AND NEW STORIES FROM THIS AUTHOR CAN ONLY BE FOUND BY CLICKING HIS "HOMEPAGE" LINK.

Please stop subscribing to the stories on this account and check the weapon-wolverine=tripod=com archive instead. Thanks.
Also, please feel free to send Reviews to the e-mail address provided at the archive site. As always, feedback is what keeps the fanfiction coming.

New update, May 2018...

Yes, it's been about ten years since I last logged in. Wow. Anyway:

I'm now posting at AO3 after a very good friend recommended it to me for its more welcoming format. My pseudonyms over there are Hobbitrocious and Writerboy. All my Writerboy pseud stories are listed under the main fic list of my main pseud, Hobbitrocious.

(I forget if links work here, but let's try the URL anyway: https:///users/Hobbitrocious )

Mostly, as of this update, my AO3 contains my more recent Sherlock Holmes stories along with a smattering of older Marvel ones. If there are any old fics you'd like to see me repost, since I've deleted most of what I had here on FF net and LJ's Sherlock Holmes KinkMeme, please feel free to hit me up on DeviantArt (BabyWolverine) or at my DreamWidth journal (Writerboy dot dreamwidth dot org).

All reposts will be on AO3, but you can also request them as DreamWidth posts if that's easier for you as a reader.

(If anyone actually missed the Tripod archive, I took it down when I had to give up internet long-term, for financial reasons, some years back. Sorry if I never explained that. Also, for those who missed it, LiveJournal has become extremely hostile to LGBTA following the ownership change, so that's why I'm using DreamWidth journals now. If you used to follow my BabyWolverine [later Writerboy] LJ, the Writerboy DreamWidth account is the direct replacement for that. I've also started an ABDL-specific journal at ABDL dot dreamwidth dot org.)

And I think that's everything! In case anyone was wondering, NO, I am not on Tumblr or FB or anything like that. For those who remember my poverty issues... yeah, I'm still dirt poor. So I can't afford a computer that's able to handle big-data websites like the kids are using nowadays. C'est la vie.

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Fire and Water by kitkat.the.pirate reviews
xx Set after XMen 2 xx A new student appears at Xaviers, and of course she's Rogue's new roomate. But how will Bobby and Rogue react when they find out she's John Allerdyce's sister? The summary sucks, I know, but just try it! Rating may change
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Pyro
The Making of a Ringbearer II: Anchored by Henna Gamgee reviews
COMPLETE. Frodo's adventures while living at Bag End before the quest. A study of the events and relationships that shaped the Ringbearer. No slash. EDITED VERSION AT STORIES OF ARDA
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 209,720 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Switched by Ultra-Geek reviews
[Cuffs sequel]When the cuffs came off, Scott and Logan thought it was over. But as they still can't get along, Xavier forces them to spend a week in each other's bodies. And here's the catch: If they tell anyone, then it’s longer for them to spend switche
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops
The Pants Game by The Twilighter reviews
Replace a word in a sentence with the word pants, making for some truly hilarious quotes, hope you enjoy!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Cuffs by Ultra-Geek reviews
Logan and Scott’s rivalry has come to a head in an all out prank war. Fortunately, Xavier has come up with a solution.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Burn Dollhouse Burn by MadDogNikki reviews
Dark Phoenix plays with her food and finds something interesting. Is heavily Jeancentered, but includes two chunks of ScottLogan goodness and thus should be considered slash. Contains spoilers, of course.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Infection by SilentWater13 reviews
When Logan developes a Sensitive Spot on the back of his neck trouble ensues. But can the XMEN keep him safe when Magneto wants him dead? PreX2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops
It Takes All Types by Rostand reviews
Dealing with life after Jean. Preslash, hopefully developing soon into full-blown slash. Rogue gets disowned, then adopted, and there's a dangerous new activist group out for mutant blood. New chapter added! We're back and slashier than ever!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,100 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops
Moria's Revenge Rrated Repost by Kookaburra reviews
Co-Author: Llinos: A repost of MR with the NC-17 bits toned down. The denizens of Moria decide to take revenge on the Fellowship- by way of its littlest member. WARNING: RAPE & TORTURE - CHAPTER 43 - COMPLETED- LAST CHAPTER EVER!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 197,241 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Pasts Imperfect by Juliebmr reviews
COMPLETE. Many years ago, Scott's and Logan's pasts intersected. What will the knowledge of that intersection hold for the future of them both?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The PPC General Store by Wraith Squadron reviews
What happens when Pipin and Merry go to a General Store, what do they want to buy? Do to a request, I am posting this warning: so funny that it causes "asthma attacks" So, please put down what ever you are holding before reading.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 4/16/2003 - Peregrin T., Smeagol
Long Awaited by Cantora reviews
The Thain's next baby is about to be born, and Merry has been waiting for ever so long, but something goes wrong. (Pre-FOTR)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Because I Hate You by Aera-Chan reviews
What if Serenity never had the courage to save Joey when he was sinking to the bottom of the ocean? Would Kaiba have taken action? SetoJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Pippin The Fruit by Vana E reviews
Pippin's lost his memory. Romance coz three lovely hobbit lass's come into the picture, and by all chances, they are Merry, Sam's and Pippin's future betroths. Eek, Poor poor Pippin. I am a terrible updater...tsk tsk (REVEIW)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Pirates of Middle Earth by Ryals-Shoal reviews
*CH. 4 UP!* Ahoy! Welcome aboard mateys! This be a swashbuckling tale o’ adventure and insanity waiting to happen! The Fellowship have turned into Pirates? And Legolas is the only one sane!? What is the poor elf to do? *Yarr! Some A/L slashyness ahead!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
At the Heart of It All by Valma reviews
What if Daphne died? A look at how Niles would be affected by such a tragedy.
Frasier - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002
Let My Love Open the Door by trooper reviews
Scott is awakened by Logan in the throes of a nightmare. **SLASH** and WIP.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine
What REALLY Happened to Scott Summers reviews
If Jean really loved Scott, why'd she kill him as the Phoenix? Best not to make mistakes you'll later regret. So, what DID happen to Scott? We shall see. First chapter's a bit angsty, but in the end, humor prevails! Set during X3.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Cyclops, Jean G.