Fictionpress penname: Rai of Light

I really LOVE ANCIENT EGYPT! The funny thing is that I became interested in it because I watched yugioh.

I guess I'm kinda smart. Except when it comes to spelling. Gah. My friends and anyone that has read my stories carefully knows that. For some reason I can spell these really long Ancient Egyptian words but I can't spell squint. The first time I wrote chapter 1 of Nightmare Truth I spelled it skwint and thought I spelled it right. Sad huh. Oh well. Live and learn I guess and thank goodness for spell check!

My Japanese name:
秋本 Akimoto (true autumn) 愛恵 Itoe (bless with love)
Here is the website: http:///widgets/toys/namegen/969/

My OCs (PM me if you want to use them)

Krystal (aka Krise) Anderson
-Eyes: sky blue
-Hair: light brown, shoulder length with 3 parts on each side that curve in front of her cheeks
-Skin: same as Jesse
-Outfit: sea green elbow length sweater, long light blue shirt, light blue heeled boots (like season 2 Alexis), black knee length leggings, and a blackish purple card holder belt thing
-Age: 24 (7 years older than Jesse)
-Deck: water/dragon
-Voice: light Southern accent
-Personality: thoughtful, kind, smart, sensitive to sad stuff, very protective of friends and family, scary when angered
-Has/Will appear(ed) in: Nightmare Truth

I will warn you now, I update as I go. It depends on how long the chapter is, if I have writers block, and how far ahead I am. It takes a while to type everything up cause I'm a slow typer. These are my writing steps:

1)I think of an idea and keep it in my mind until I get ahold of some paper and write it down

2)Write down the summary of the story along with some general info about it including any OCs that I am using

3)Write out chapter 1 in my notebook (skipping every other line) and go back and fix any mistakes and add or take out something.

5)Type it on fanfiction.net and changing things until I think that it's really good.

6)Go back and check for any spelling/grammer errors and fix them.

7)Finally, post on fanfiction.net and celebrate by starting the next chapter! (;P)

Epic lines:

Jesse: I did it! All right! I did it! I completed the Crystal Beast Deck! (air punch)
Axel: All right. You all done talking to the sky over there?
Jesse: Ya. (Yugioh GX episode 139)

(after Jaden defeats Ginzo)
Jaden: What do you say we get out of here guys, and let 'em sleep it off. I'm sure their spirits are weary.
Syrus,Chumley,Banner: (anime sweatdrop) Uhhhhh...
Jaden: Ha ha ha! Oh come on, that was good.
Chumley: Know wha'd be good? Grilled marshmellows sandwiches.
Syrus: We haven't run out yet?
Chumley: I'm not running anywhere! (Yugioh GX episode 14)

Syrus: Aah ya. This is the life, huh guys? I mean, could it get any better than this?
Jaden: Sure it could Syrus, like if you hadn't jumped in with your towel on.
Syrus: And it was drier fresh!
Chumley: Come on Jaden! the water's really warm over by Syrus.
Jaden: Accually, that's why I'm chillin' over here. (Yugioh GX episode 34)

Jesse: Rematch?
Jaden: Anytime.
Syrus: They're twins!
Chazz: Two Jadens? Uhk.
Hassleberry: Isn't that cute.
Aster: Oh well, it could be worse. At least Chazz doesn't have a twin. (Yugioh GX episode 107)

Jesse: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jaden: What's funny?
Jesse: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Marcel(Yubel): What are you giggling at?
Jesse: This rules! I mean, we're duelin', the Sacred Beasts. This is the stuff duelists dream about. This is what we live for! Can you believe it?
Jaden: Hm. You're right. (Yugioh GX episode 140)

(Gaint Duel Monster appears)
Jaden: Do something!
Jim: You do something. (Yugioh GX episode 121)

Edward Elric: DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!! (Fullmetal Alchemist episode 13)

Roy Mustang: Dog huh... (long silence) I LOVE DOGS!
Fury: (gasp) Really?!
Roy Mustang: Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fury, THEY ARE THE GREAT SERVENTS OF MAN! (singing) Loyal canine how we salute thee! Hahahahahahahaha!!! (Fullmetal Alchemist episode 13)

Random Stuff That I Have Heard/Said:

"The grass is greener on the other side, but you still have to mow it." -Mr. Meeks

"You got a B! (shocked expression)
(5 minutes later) Megan?" -Emily
"Shut up..." -Me
"But I didn't say anything." -Emily
"You were laughing in your head." -Me
"Maybe..." -Emily

(while playing senet)
"And so you get bounced back to the beginning! Ha ha!" -Me
"You stink!" ("rolls" throwing sticks) -Sophie
"Hey! No throwing the throwing sticks at people!" -Me

"What's up Coraline?" -Josh
"Hi Josh." -Me

"Get back here Sophie!" -Emilee
"What did Sophie do this time?" -Me
"She's trying to hurt me!" -Sophie
"Sophie smacked me!" -Emilee
"Oh. Go ahead then." -Me

(Stapling papers during class) "Hahahaha!!! I'm done!" -Joey
10 minutes later
(walks over) "No you're not" -Ms. Sullivan

"I do what I want." -Emily

(puts hand on Emily's head) -Me
"I feel a force on my head." -Emily

Awsome Ancient Egyptian quotes (I own nothing):

1) Thus Horus, son of Isis, Saith to divine Osiris, "O Father, I have brought to thee This vindicated spirit."
(From the Book of the Dead about 3,500 B.C.)

2) "His deeds have been adjudged, His heart weighed in the Balance; Grant him thy cakes and ale, and grant Him welcome in thy presence."
(From the Book of the Dead about 3,500 B.C.)

3) All the world fears time, but time fears the pyramids. (Arab proverb)

4) Enjoy yourself while you live... be joyful and make merry. (ancient harper's song)

5) The sky is overcast, The stars are darkened, The celestial expanses quiver, The planets are stilled, For they have seen the King appearing in power... (beginning of pyramid text no.273)

6)The fashioner of costly stones seeks for skill in every kind of hard stone. When he has fully completed things, his arms are destroyed and he is weary. When he sits down at the going in of Re/Ra (sunset), his thighs and his back are cramped.
(Satire of Trades)

7) Oh King, you have not departed dead, you have departed alive!... Raise yourself up, oh King! Receive your head, collect your bones, gather your limbs together...
(Pyramid Texts)

8) A stairway to the sky is set up for me that I may ascend to the sky...
(Pyramid Text no.284)

9) May the sky make the sunlight strong for you, may you rise up to the sky...
(Pyramid Text no.523)

10) Every divine word came into being through that which was thought by the heart and commanded by the tongue.
(Ptah's teachings)

My Words of Wisdom aka My Strange Thoughts (I own them all):

-"It takes strength to hold back tears, but even more to know when to let them out."
-"There is no such thing as nothing, for even nothing is something."
-"If no one is the same, then what is normal?"
-"No one but you can truely know you, for only you can know your heart."
-"If your mind is like a closed book, who will take the time to try and open it?"
-"If space and time are intertwined and space is endless, can't the same be said for time?"
-"Knowledge alone does not make you wise, only how you use it."
-"Is following someone corupt with anger not the same being corupt yourself?"
-"Sometimes, it is better to ignore the heart and listen to what the mind has to say."
-"Everyone is afraid of something, no matter how well you hide your fear you can't hide it from yourself."

FYI- Yes, I did come up with them on my own. That's what happens when it takes you hours to fall asleep, you start thinking like an old person that hasn't lost their mind yet...

Things I Like:
Anime:
yugioh
yugioh gx
yugioh 5d's
naruto
bakugan
Inuyasha
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Pokemon
BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo

Cartoons:
teen titans
blue dragon
Xiaolin Showdown
Code Lyoko
Mucha Lucha
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Dexter's Labratory

Other Shows:
NCIS
Merlin
Cake Boss

Music:
All Country
Adele
Shontelle
Ali and AJ
Cascada
Colbie Caillat
Katy Perry

Books:
The Kane Chronicles
Guardians of Ga'Hoole
Wolves of the Beyond
The Royal Diaries Series
Daughters of the Sea
Warriors
Hunger Games
The Golden Goblet
Island of the Blue Dolphins
The Riddles of Mermaid House
The Egyptian Book of the Dead
Ancient Egyptian Religion
The Egyptology Handbook
Red Land, lack Land: Daily Life in Ancient Egypt
Easy Lessons in Egyptian Hierogliphics

Hobbies:
Dancing
Reading
Writing
Running barefoot
Walking in the woods
Being with my friends
Laughing
Listening to music
P.E.
ANCIENT EGYPT!!!!!! (;D)

Things I strongly dislike:

Mean Things:
Flames (I will drench them in water! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!)
People that abandon their stories
People that say bad stuff about a story when they don't write themselves

How they ended GX in dubbed:
It made me so mad. I honesty thought that they had killed off Jaden until I found out about season 4. But because they never dubbed it, there will be alot of sad little boys and girls that watch the show. Strangly enough though, my first thought when I finished season 3 was, "Wonder what Sheppard's going to tell the parents."

They didn't go anywhere with the twin thing:
I mean REALLY! In the first episode Jesse was in, Jaden was all like, "Have we met before?" and the friends are all like, "They're twins!" then BOOM! They drop it, never to be mentioned again until almost the last episode when they face Darkness. It's just not right.

These are some awesome faces:

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I'm weird, not too weird, just a little weird. But I'm NOT crazy!
Copy and paste this to your profile if it describes you.

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If you could read that put it in your profile! Yup!

You May Be A Writer If-

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself... constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

You argue with said character.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.

Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

Funny Quotes: don't own any of this!!

"NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing."
"Pretty purple ponies prance in purple palaces"
"I wanna be an Elf!!"
"People are like slinkies: basicly useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine succeed"
"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"
"If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?"
"It's just AMAZING!! You're completely wrong again!"
"That which does not kill me, had better start running pretty fast"
"Survival, what a drag"
"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"
"You, off my planet"
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous"
"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'll wager it's hard to pronounce"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
"Worst excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"Best excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"What happens if you get half scared to death twice?"
"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"
"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"
"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"
"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"My mind is like lightening, one brilliant flash, then it's gone"
"Evil beware: we have Waffles"
"He who laughed last thought the slowest"
"The silent ones are always the deadliest"
"Lol, I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it..."
"Ask, did you feel that?"
"When the doors on an elevator close, say, 'it's ok, they'll open again"

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

GOD is real God loves even if you you don't belive in GOD he still loves you if you believe in GOD copy and paste this in your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, Hp-Twil-Fan, Britgirl99, Piper Daughter Of Athena, Sayuri Yamada, Gx Fangirl of Rainbows

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dude … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this

Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 7

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 3

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 6

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 6

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

A white man said,

“Colored people are not allowed here.”

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: “Listen sir….when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I’m sick I’m BLACK, When I go in the sun I’m BLACK, When I’m cold I’m BLACK, When I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you’re PINK When you grow up you’re WHITE, When you’re sick, you’re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you’re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?”

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away… (Copy & Paste If Ur Against Rasicsm.)

I agree with the dictionary
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friends before Love

You know your in the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then press the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this you think about sending it to all your friends

9.)and you were to busy to notice number 5

10.) You scroll back up again to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile, and you know fell for it too

Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
No notes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no mno food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
aldepression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. :P

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san,Moonlightkittypaw,KonekoKitsune33, crimsonphoenix13, FanficFemale, Chibi Duelist, Mewtwomaster58, Gx Fangirl of Rainbows

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) AnimeCat92 (Yu Gi Oh Gx) Chibi Duelist (Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's) Mewtwomaster58 (Yu-Gi-Oh GX) Gx Fangirl of Rainbows (Yu-Gi-Oh GX)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile

Post this on your profile if you ever forgot what you were gonna say before you even said it.

Post this on your profile if people say your weird..

Post this on your profile if you think yusei and aki kissed off screen at the final ep of yugioh 5ds.

Post this on your profile if you think cats and puppies are cuutttee!!!

Post this on your profile if you ever zoned out before.

Post this on your profile if you have any pets.

Post this on your profile if you like/love music.

Post this on your profile if your a lil'or alot weird...

Post this on your profile if you lovvvve yu-gi-oh 5ds!!!

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often walk into rooms and five seconds later don't remember why you came in there for, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you actually (sometimes) take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first Law of Equivalent Exchange,But the world isn’t perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent Exchange doesn’t encompass everything that goes on here. But, I still choose to believe in its principle: that all things do come at a price. That there’s an end, a flow, and a cycle.

If your a FullMetal fan copy and paste this in your profile. AND IF YOU THINK AARON DISMUKE SOUNDS SO FRIKKEN' CUTE WHEN HE SAYS THIS LINE :3

If you can spout a random character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, or on air, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

...·-"-·._ This is SnOoPy. Copy and
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(/(_ O _)\)_ help him gain world
_( ) ( )_ domination

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH

You say: Justin Bieber

I say: Simple Plan

You Say: Pink

I Say: Black

You Say: Edward Cullen

I say: Edward Elric can kick his sparkly butt!

You Say: You're weird.

I Say: Thank you.

You Say: Go die in a hole!

I say: I have no life to lose.

Copy & Paste it if you agree! n.n

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up"

-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.