First of all, if anybody has a request, i'll be happy to fill it.

Age= I'm 20. I was born in 1996. Most of my friends are older than me, but i'm taller than them.
Height= 5' 10", and still growing.
Hair color= Blonde and red
Name= Bailey, or you can call me Ramen.

What happened recently: NAME CHANGE. WAS PREVIOUSLY Agent-Wats0n I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON, JUST DIFFERENT NAME. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, DON'T HESITATE TO ASK. Also I have completely re-vamped my story collection. I'm sorry if any I have gotten rid of you liked, but unfortunately I had no drive to finish those stories. Again, I apologize, but it was my choice to choose.

Some random quotes from everything:

I love Crayons!-Some random kid in my art class.

...your talking is interuppting my thought process...- My art teacher.

Phone cell.- My art teacher.

If you want to reason with me then say something reasonable!- Inuyasha, from Inuyasha.

If anything unrelated to elephants, then it's irrelephant!- Some random quote that i found.

Is it me or is it rainin' cows?!- Grover, from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the Lightning Thief.

I'm eating a giant bug! Sokka, from avatar the last airbender.

Now what would a lemu need a shirt fer? Huu, from Avatar the last airbender.

Believe in magic you muggle! Howard, from Big Bang Theory.

The tree...has good manners.- Me.

Yes! Dried potatoes!-Inuyasha, from Inuyasha.

She's tryin' to get free HBO.- Seamus, from Cats vs. Dogs #2.

Assassin with a rolled up newspaper!- Look above

Absolutely! Wait we're talkin' about lunch right?- Look above

... I could go up to 67 but, oh look a potato bug!- Look above

Yeah! I know! Wait, what are we talkin' about?- Look above

Why hello little red dot!- Look above

Wait! I love Scotland! And the scotch tape! And Braveheart!- Look above

... you talkin' about lucky! Wait what are we lookin' for? - Look above

Eara! Era. Shut up!-Me and my friend, Yumibelle.

Dude, i saw it blink.-Random cats, from Cats vs. Dogs #2

She popped out of the bush!-Me.

That guy has the bounciest hair i've ever seen.-Me.

He asked her to marry him, she said no, and he walks away laughing. What kind of guy does that?!-Me.

AMAZ-Awwwww...-Me.

He shall, WHOA!-Me.

That's a gigantic umbrella.-Me.

Why isn't he on fire anymore!?- Me.

You broke my smolder.- Flinn, from Tangled.

I love squishin' this tape.-My friend, Yumibelle.

Hey Shippo, your village called their missing their idiot. -Inuyasha

He poses a what?- Inuyasha

Blonde and proud of it!- Me.

Starbursts are now juicy contradictions.- My friend, SunnyDee13.

Type a hole in your clown!-YumiBelle

Stop at the cross sign!- Me.

Cool! Giant spider! I mean AHHHH GIANT SPIDER!!!!- look below.

Why did i play with the shrink ray?!?!?! Oh right for the giant cookie. It was worth it.- The dog, from T.U.F.F. Puppy. (i can't remember his name.)

"That guy just got pwned by the old asian man about the guys wife." Me. Enough said.

"I don't know, i don't care, and aren't you supposed to be sick?"- Doogie, from Doogie Howser.

"I got everyone presents!" "It's not eatable."- Doogie's friend, from doogie Howser.

"Dr. Pepper...ow." My friend, Yumibelle.

"He had to see a man about an eggroll." Doogie, from Doogie Howser.

"What happened? Did Santa Claus miss the chimney?"- Some girl from Happy Days.

"Sue the Fonz?!" The Fonz, from Happy Days.

"He's stayin' at the Wiscons Inn." Ralph, from Happy Days

"" My friend, Yumibelle.

"Don't startle Harmu" "Hey guess what?" "What?" "Shut up." Spencer, and the Pet photo guys, from icarly.

"One-fifty-hundred." Me. Enough said.

"Isn't it great!? It's my birthday gift to me! I'm so happy." Kuzco, from The Emperor's New Groove.

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid, who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night." Some girl, from Ferris Bueller.

"The question isn't=What are we going to do? The question is=What aren't we going to do?" Ferris, from Ferris Bueller.

When you know you're totally and utterly obsessed with Inuyasha

4. You get a tattoo of a spider on your back
5. You get tattoos on your face like Sesshoumaru
6. You transplant doggy ears on your head
7. You grow your hair really long and dye it white
8. You grow your hair really long and dye it black
9. You sign up for archery lessons
10. You get your nails done and go around slashing at people yelling CLAWS OF STEEL!
11. You force your sister to bleach her hair white
12. You force your other sister to wear red contacts and carry a fan around
13. You buy a giant boomerang
14. Your laugh sounds like this: "kukuku..."
15. You despise everyone around you for being human
16. You carry a pelt around your shoulder and tell everyone it's a tail
17. You really really really want to train and grow up to be a monk or a priestess but your parents wont let you
18. You carry jingling staff around town touching women
19. You like guys with pointy ears and long hair
20. You like girls in school girl uniforms
21. You wear nothing but kimonos
22. You carry around a hair spray n spray it in other people's faces yelling POISON WHIP!
23. You look up your ancestral history to see whose reincarnation you are
24. You jump in to every well you see and get yelled at by the police
25. You buy a fox pet and name it shippo
26. You buy a cat pet n draw all over its body to make it look like Kirara
27. You name your children after the characters
28. You move to japan
29. You buy a fake shikon jewel and carry it around your neck, chanting
30. When you die you want to be cremated, just like Kikyo
31. You make your boyfriend get gold contacts and dye it white n buy him fake ears
32. You make your girlfriend short green skirts and green white n red top
33. Your nickname for your lover is fluffy
34. You shout SIT many times when you get mad
35. You miss all your exams
36. You know all there is to know about sengoku jidai. you're an expert
37. You have a phobia of the new moon
38. You clutch your chest and fall over constantly
39. You eat instant ramen and udon every single day
40. You call yourself Lord of the Western Lands. That's how you head school papers.
41. You are afraid to look directly in a mirror because it'll steal your soul
42. You try to find where Kagome's shrine home is
43. Call your brother Sota even though it's not his name
44. You love fans. you always have one with you and if you see someone you dont like you wave it in front of them and say DANCE OF THE DEAD!
45. You have your tailor make a taijiya outfit for you
46. An ambulance has to come and help you out of a well because a 'demon pulled you in'
47. You put on all red and run into a burning building, thinking that your 'Fire Rat Kimono' will stop you from burning up.}
48. You make a list of reasons why InuYasha shoud choose Kagome over Kikyou
49. You try to do numerous stunts while wearing a short green skirt, thinking that it wont ever fly up.
50. You run into the woods and look around for anyone pinned to a tree with an arrow.
51. You get into trouble after pulling out your dog's tooth so you could 'give it to Totosai so he could make another Tetsusaiga'
52. You carry around a fluffy white boa
53. When your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is found kissing someone else you insist that it's only because you're only their reincarnation.
54. You get sent to the hospital when you were attacked by a stray dog when you tried to feel it's ears.
55. You put a rosary around someone that is bugging you, you tell them to sit and then get mad when they don't fall face-first onto the ground.
56. You grow out your nails, sharpen them, and then when someone pisses you off you just say 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!'
57. When it's storming out you scream that the Thunder Brothers are back and we have to save all the foxes!
58. You buy purple eye shadow and insist that it's the same kind Naraku wears.

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15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

60 Ways to Annoy a Cop
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer? There's no blood in my alcohol"
2. When they ask why you were speeding, tell them you wanted to race.
3. When they talk to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If they ask if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...
5. When they ask why you were speeding, tell them you had to buy a hat.
6. Ask them where they bought their cool hat.
7. Refer to them by their first name.
8. Pretend you are gay and ask them out.
9. When they say no, cry.
10. If they say yes, accuse them of sexual harassment.
11. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
12. If they ask you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
13. When they asks you to spread them, tell them you don't go that way.
14. When they put the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
15. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
16. After you sign the ticket and give it to them, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
17. Bribe them with donuts, and when they agree, tell them sorry, I just ate the last one.
18. When they come up to the car say "License and registration please" right when they say it.
19. When they go to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
20. Trip and fall into them.
21. Accuse them of police brutality when they push you away.
22. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with their pen.
23. Chew on the pen, nervously.
24. Clean your ear with the pen.
25. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
26. Ask them if they ever worked in a prison. If they say yes, ask how the plumbing was.
27. Act like you are retarded.
28. When they're telling you what you did wrong, start repeating them, quietly.
29. Or mumble to yourself.
30. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
31. When they come to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
32. Ask if they watch Cops.
33. Ask if they ever watched Cop Rock.
34. Giggle if they did.
35. Talk to your hand.
36. Ask if they know somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
37. Accuse them of Sexual Harassment if they do.
38. When they frisk you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
39. When they ask to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
40. Try to sell them your car.
41. Ask if you can buy their car.
42. If they take you to the station, ask to sit in front.
43. Play with the siren.
44. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
45. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner.
46. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner.
47. Ask if they ever had pu-tang.
48. If they ask what it is, point at them and giggle.
49. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in languages.
50. When they act confused, keep talking, look at them and laugh.
51. When you are in the back, touch their neck through the fencing.
52. Turn your head and whistle.
53. When they pull out their night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
54. If you are of the opposite sex, say I don't do that on the first date.
55. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, su*ck your thumb, and whine.
56. Ask if you can see their gun.
57. When they say you aren't allowed, tell them "I just wanted to see if mine was bigger."
58. Stare at their lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
59. Tell them you like men/women in uniform.
60. Ask if you can borrow their uniform for a Halloween party

Annoying and stupid things to do when you're bored out of your mind...

Act like a spy for the day.

Apply for an unicorn hunting license.

Change your name every five minutes.

Ask someone to marry you.

When leaving the zoo, run to the parking lot screaming, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you had other plans.

When someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

In a department store walk up to an employee and say, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware." And then watch what happens.

Switch men's and women's signs on the restrooms.

In an elevator wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers through it.

Have a friend trace your body on the floor of the elevator in body outline and use red washable powder and pour it coming from the head and watch the other passengers step around it when getting on.

Leave a box in the corner of the elevator and when someone gets on ask if they hear something ticking.

Sit in your yard and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

On the back window of your car write "Help me" in red paint. The more it looks like blood the better. Then drive around town.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (my friends have stopped asking where I go.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (lol. yup.)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (um... I don't do this much...)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You find yourself narrating everything you do. (I've caught myself doing this in my head quite a lot when I was young. A thanks to reader238 to point out that this little bit wasn't in it.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Random facts:

Odontaphobia is the fear of teeth.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Cats can hear ultrasound.

Children grow faster in the springtime.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

All found at http:///bingbin/

Dumb laws in Illinois:

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English Language is not to be spoken.

In Chicago:

Law forbids eating in a place that's on fire.

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck.

Kites may not be flown within the city limits.

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.

Dumb Laws in Wisconsin:

Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

State law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaruants without cheese.

While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.

It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.

Dumb Laws in Florida:

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Dumb Laws in Hawaii:

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Billboards are outlawed.

All laws were found at http:///laws/united-states

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(At least, I'm TOLD I'm pretty.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am a girl.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Most kids at my skool do though!)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(Sometimes)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars - see if they slow down.

2. Page Yourself over the intercom - don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field of all your checks, write For Unicorns

7.Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with The Prophecy'.

8. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'.

9. Skip down the hall, rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!!'

19. Tell your children over dinner,'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

If you “pinky promise” to practice two or more of these whenever you can, copy and paste this to your profile. XD

If you've ever run into a wall/door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever danced like no one is watching, copy and paste this is your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when I say fudge is fudge then, copy and paste this in your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe
Can't stand me? Sit down
Can't face me? Turn around
Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me
Don't like my style? Don't like yours
Don't know me? Don't judge me
Think u know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL,
Calling me MEAN won't make you NICE,

You may call it being a smart-aleck, I call it explaining why you're an idiot.

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.

But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A friend would bail you out of jail.

But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.

Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"

But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.

But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you.

But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

Friends are only through high school and college.

But, best friends are for life.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile!

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0

type your name

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type it with your feet

ramdenjhood

type it with your fist

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type it with your elbow

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type it with your head

rasjenhyoode

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

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this is is cat
this is how cat
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this is keep cat
this is a cat
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this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
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go back and read the third word in each row X3

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"On 11 July at dawn entered Bosphorus." -Dracula
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My computer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Does netflix count? If it does then Powerpuff Girls
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:07
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:06
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The A/C
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
going to put money on my school card so i could do laundry
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the dryer
9. What are you wearing?
shorts and shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
Um...yeah. I was on a flying red sled and i had dog ears.
11. When did you last laugh?
i'm laughing now.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
cabinets, pictures, paint, the tiley stuff.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah. Dan Radcliffe performing on a broadway show.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
uhh...
15. What is the last film you saw?
suicide squad
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Whatever i wanted
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm obsessed with dragons and such.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
everything
19. Do you like to dance?
uhh...
20. George Bush:
ehh..
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i dont want kids
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
i dont want kids
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
sure i guess
24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?
Hades af

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts (occasionally, in summer)
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You likewearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 4 (amazing!)

If you're obsessed with Code Lyoko, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Yumi/Ulrich, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would ever cram yourself into a tube and say virtualization, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you discovered Lyoko, copy and paste this onto your profile

I AM A LYOKOPHILE! If you are a Lyokophile, copy and paste this!

If you ever wanted to go back in time, type this in your profile and then press enter for no reason and yell "Return to The past now!!"

If You Would Do anything(anything is anything) to get SEASON 5 of CODE LYOKO, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

P.S. I LOVE these little spacer thingys!! They make everything look so, so...what's the word...um...ORGANIZED!! That's what it was!

What I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time"

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

42. Dress like the professor.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Tomatosoup inc., aras the crazy writer, MidnightFlame325. =P, AnimeFanCrazy197, AngelofAsgardandMiddleEarth

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this is you profile. (Inuyasha, Edward Elric, Ash Ketchum, Odd Della Robia, I mean, the list could go on and on.)

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, M-Warrior, GreenWolfBoss, DemonicFury, StargazerAika, Mangascribbler, taliandtutu, AnimeFanCrazy197, AngelofAsgardandMiddleEarth

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you love chocolate copy and paste this on your profile.

If you kill characters just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair in school put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. (I kick their butts in gym class to show 'em how tough I am! It's kinda funny! _)

Raise your hand if you, like myself, have...

...wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.

...thought that being weird is better than being cool.

...accidentally run into a tree.

...sometimes had a random desire to own a taser.

...wanted to marry a character in a book.

...felt the urge to ask a really stupid and obvious question for no reason.

...become obsessed with FanFiction.

...talked so fast that people have trouble understanding you.

...tried to make a smoothie but forgot to put the lid on and all of the stuff flew out.

...wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

...fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up.

...tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it.

...accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.

You have done enough stupid things to post alot of this stuff on your profile.

If you think that Harry Potter is AWESOME, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Nadia Blackrose (Mamoru from Sailormoon, Kazuya Mishima from Tekken, Jin Kazama from Tekken, Paul Phoenix from tekken, Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7, Squal Leonheart from Final Fantasy 8, Seto Kaiba from Yu gi Oh!)BlackFairy'sDeathTome(almost anyone you can possibly think of :p) irishpepsigurl (Fred Weasley, Flint, Zero, Bakunetsumaru, Jacob Black, Seth Clearwater, Conway, Oryu (if Oryu of Bleach counts, 'cause I just think he's kinda cute), Paul, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Kenshi, Ermac, Stanford, Sherman, A.J., Tezz, and a whole bunch of other random fictional people that I can't remember the names of!) Solarserenity (Aburame Shino, Rock Lee, Japan (of Axis Powers Hetalia), Inuzuka Kiba (I suppose), Lord Sesshoumaru, Koga, Sasori, Zetsu, and I'm sure there are more, so I apologize to all those fictional characters that were left behind...), TeGustaONo (Russia, Germany, Austria (of Axis Powers - Hetalia) Asuma, Kiba, Tezz, Cobramaru, Ironhide, Ratchet, and there are many more that I couldn't list because it would take up half of the profile. :P) , Inferna Firesword (Matau (Bionicle), Zoom Takazumi, Tezz Volitov (Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5), Link (Legend of Zelda), Starscream (Transformers)), YumiBelle (Zuko-ATLA, Ulrich- Code: LYOKO, Miroku- InuYasha), CraziiLe *YB doing hers as well* (Shippo-InuYasha, Pakku-ATLA), AngelofAsgardandMiddleEarth (Inuyasha, Edward Elric, Odd Della Robia, Ash Ketchum, Edward Elric, Tamaki Suoh, Bolin, the list keeps going.)

Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Thriller/Heads Will Roll. (Glee Cast Version.)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Jump

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Princess Leia from Star Wars. (Oh my gosh...)

4. WHAT IS 22?

Cave In

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Full Moon (what the hell...)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Anakin's theme from Episode 1. (Yes i have star wars songs on my Ipod.)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Shambala (single version)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Real Gone

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Stayin' Alive

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

The Devil Went Down to Georgia (I am sort of demonic.)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Stuck Like Glue

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hello Hello (that's ironic)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Crocodile Rock

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

One step at a time

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

here's how it works:
1. Open ur library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When u go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool
here's mine

Opening Credits:
All Summer Long

Waking Up:
Kids of the Future

First Day At School:
Amen

Falling In Love:
Decode

Fight Song:
Workin' for a livin'

Breaking Up Song:
Bad Romance (ironic how that works out...)

Prom:
Jump (awesome)

Life:
Hakuna Matata ( i would so live by this!!)

Mental Breakdown:
Picture to burn

Driving
Y.M.C.A.

Flashback:
Stand Up

Getting back together:
The Tip of the Iceberg

Wedding:
Can't fight this feeling (Glee Cast Version)

Birth of Child:
I Just Can't Wait to be King. (from Disney, i love those movies)

Final Battle:
All i want for Christmas

Death Scene:
Telephone

Funeral:
So What (What the hell...)

End Credits:
We R Who We R

Ninja do not exist...except when they do.

I found funny quotes online. Check them out!

I'm so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word i'm saying. (oscar wilde)

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.(homer simpson)

Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work. (Chris Rock)

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. (John Peers)

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. (Steven Wright)

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. (Homer J. Simpson)

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. (Weinberg)

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. (Cordel Hull)

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. (Groucho Marx)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. (Will Rogers)

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. (Albert Einstein)

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

How to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name

3. Pretend that you have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 am and say "Goodmorning sunshines!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.

9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. In public yell "No mom! I will not snog you!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!!"

14. Try to climb the wall.

15. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people"

16. Eat your hair.

17. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"

18. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!"

19. Tap on their door all night and say "Help me ajhsdbkzjhvb"

20. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, Rainthief, birdgirl24, Lilac_Rose6,carrot341,AngelofAsgardandMiddleEarth

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!

BUM BUM BU-BUM

"Why Do Boys Fall in Love with Girls?"

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you."

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it.)

23. The way they say "I miss you."

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them, it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world, they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice.

It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

Okay choose your 7 favorite characters from InuYasha

1. InuYasha
2. Kagome
3. Shippo
4. Sango
5. Miroku
6. Kirara
7. Myoga

1. 2 asks 7 out on a date, so how will 7 react?
I don't think i'm you're type. We're not mean't for each other
2. 3 and 6 are getting married, how will 4 react?
Don't you dare hurt her. Kirara, keep an eye on him.
3. 4 becomes 2's stalker, and how does 2 react?
Sango, listen, please stop following me, please.
4. 1 buys 4 a gift what, do you think 4 will say?
Thanks InuYasha, but why did you do this for me?
5. 6 likes 2, will 2 reject or accept 6?
Accept, as a friend.
6. 1 meets 5, so how good will they get along?
Sort of friends. They can get on each others nerves sometimes.
7. 5 is moving to America! How will 4 react?
"Don't leave Miroku! I need you!"
8. 7 is never going to see 3 again how will 3 react?
I don't think he would care.
9. 5 says (s)he’s lesbian, how will 1 react?
There's now way that this could happen. 1) Miroku's a guy 2)InuYasha could care less...
10.There’s a love triangle between 1, 2, and 4. Who do you want to win 4's heart?
InuYasha, just because i don't want to see girl on girl.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: No can do.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Baiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Panda

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Ashwinton

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Watbaise

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Soda

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Atarokh

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, Father's first name plus -son): Elizibeth Bradson

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Angel

444444 -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

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All About Your Phone

1. What is your current ringtone? Misha Collins yelling "CONFETTI IT'S A PARADE"
2. What is your current wallpaper? Sherlock Holmes
3. Do you own a camera phone? Yes
4. If so, what was the last picture you took? a book
5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th text message says? 'Cool bizzles! Why CD?'
6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? 74
8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? Jodi
9. What service do you have? Verizon
10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 3 bars
11. Who’s on your speed dial numbers? mom, dad, jodi, chenny, ana.
12. Do you have a new voicemail? Nope
13. How many contacts that start with the letter J do you have and who are they? 10, Jake, jason, jessica g, jessica m, jimmy, jodi, joel, john, jojo's, joni.
14. Who do you call the most? My mom
15. How many text messages do you get a month? A lot.
16. Can you send pictures? Yep
17. What are the first 2 digits to your number? 81
18. Go to your sent texts…what does the first one say? '*listen, and okay'
19. What about the 10th? 'i'm cracking up'
20. Who’s the last person that you called? Mom
22. Last person that texted you? Jodi
23. Last person you added to your contacts? i don't even know.
24. How many minutes are on your plan? I have no idea
25. Go down to your 5th contact, who is it? Ashley
26. Wanna give out your number? Not really.

All About Music

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Favorites

Favorite song? Guilty, Beauty, Love by Vic Mignogna.
Favorite Musical Genre? Pop and Rock
Favorite Band? All American Rejects
Favorite solo artist? Vic Mignogna
Favorite instrument? Guitar

About Your Music

What instruments can you play? Clarinet, recorder, i want to play the leaf.
Can you sing? Yes
are you in a band? I used to be
Do you consider yourself a band geek? I don't know
Do you write songs? if so about what? Nope

Your Music Currently

What was the last song you listened to? 'Sadie Hawkins Dance'
What was the last cd you bought? Stiring quartet tribute to relient k.
what was the last song you put on your ipod? Kids of America
What was the last song you heard on the radio? Glad you came by the Wanted

Extra stuff for Fun

What was the first cd you bought? I can't remember.
What is your favorite musical? Uhm...Little Shop of Horrors i guess.
what is your favorite theme song from a TV show? INUYASHA!!! Pokemon, and a few others.
What song describes you? There's a lot that do that.
What song describes you and your best friend? 'I Just Wasted 10 Seconds of Your Life' Relient K
What song describes your relationship or lack of? I can't think of any.

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Four jobs you wish you had: Graphic Designer, Storyboard Artist, Author, journalist.
Four movies you can watch over and over again: InuYasha Movie 2, Toy Story, Nemo, and Avenger.
Four cities you have lived in: Rockford... that's it.
Four TV shows you love to watch: InuYasha, Legend of Korra, Pokemon, Ouran Highschool Host Club
Four websites you visit daily: Fanfiction.net, Youtube.com, Facebook.com, .
Four of your favorite foods: Pizza, pretzel m&ms, kiwis, and cake.
Four things you won’t eat: Chicken, Ham, Bacon, and Turkey. (i'm not a meat person.)
Four things you wish you could eat right now: Ice cream, more m&ms, a cheeseburger, and cake.
Four things in your bedroom: Television, chair, desk, and stuffed animals.
Four things you wish you had in your bedroom: A mini-fridge, a flatscreen, a more room, and a new laptop.
Four things you’re wearing right now: A tank top, shorts, batman t-shirt, and underwear.
One place you’d rather be right now: Japan.
One fictional place you’d rather be right now: Musashi
Four people you’d really love to have dinner with: Daniel Radcliffe, Josh Hutcherson, Vic Mignogna, and my crush.
Four things you’re thinking about right now: inuYasha, my crush, Harry Potter, and food.
Four of your favorite things: Drawing, writing, singing, hanging out with my buds.

37 Secrets About Yourself (Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes.

2) What is your default picture?

A anime person.

3) What's your middle name?

Marie

4) Your current relationship status?

Taken.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I would hope so.

6) What is your current mood?

Just pissed. I'm annoyed.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Blue.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black.

9) Missing something?

Uhm...yeah, water. I'm thirsty.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Nothing. I love my life like it is.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Lion. RAWR!!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yeah...a few.

13) Something you do a lot?

Draw. At least a picture a day.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Sadie Hawkins Dance by Relient K.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

OjoOtaku

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Neil Armstrong and my friend Tino.

17) When was the last time you cried?

A while ago. while watching the last scene of the last Harry Potter.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Shape-shifting.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair, definately hair.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I don't go to Starbucks.

22) What's your biggest secret?

I'm not saying...

23) Favorite color?

Blue! Like a light ice blue type of thing.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

The 90's stuff? All the time.

25) What are you?

A magician...

26) Do you speak any other language?

French, some Japanese, and gibberish. Then british, and yawn.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Marshmallows

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Crazy

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Oh god no. But that would be nice...

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Food

31) What should you be doing?

I don't have anything else to do right now.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

People in general.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Not at all

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Crush's name, radcliffe, cumberbatch, hiddleston...stuff like that.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Probably more sarcastic. I have to stop.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Blonde, and no, i'm not dumb. I'm smart.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Harry Potter

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 5

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10. Wow.

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 2

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 4

The Basics: Name: AngelofAsgardandMiddleEarth
Age: 17
School: High School
Nationality: Caucasian
Hobbies: Drawing, singing, acting, drawing, writing, having fun. Did i mention drawing?!

Love Life: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes.
Do you like someone?: isn't it obvious.
Does anyone like you?: i would hope so.
Have you ever kissed anyone?: yes.
Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes.

Friendships Who is your best friend?: OjoOtaku
Where did you meet them?: 3rd grade
Did you lose any friends this year?: I don't think so.
Gain any?: Alot
Meet a special friend?: uhm. i don't know.
Did you hang out with any friends in the past week?: Definately

New Years Eve Did you do anything at midnight?: toasted to sparkling wine.
Who did you spend it with?: OjoOtaku
Did you have any resolutions?: i don't do resolutions.

Valentines Day Did you have a Valentine?: Not at all.
Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: not usually. to my family.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: Nope

Summer Did you go on vacation?: does going on vacation in October count?
Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: We're land-locked. We don't have a beach. But if we did...it would suck.
How long was your summer break?: 2 and a half months
Did you get a tan?: i don't know. I don'y pay attention to that kind of stuff.
Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer? Not last summer but this one yes.

Halloween Did you go trick or treating?: ALWAYS
If so, who did you go with?: OjoOtaku and Kat
Did you dress up?:Technically, i cosplayed. Because i was Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club.
Was it fun?: Yeahh!

Christmas Who did you spend it with?: my family
Did Santa come to your house?: yeos
Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? pshh...i've stayed up all night before.

Your Birthday Who did you spend it with?:Family. Mostly OjoOtaku though.
What did you do?: We went to Anime World Chicago. (Todd Haberkorn sang happy birthday to me!) (FANGIRLS) (dies...)
What did you get?: i don't even remember, but i know i got a Shikon Jewel.
When is it?: August 5th

5 Do’s
1. Do you play any instruments?: Yes; Clarinet.
2. Do you play any sports?: i don't do sports.
3. Do you believe in 2012?: seeing that it's 2013 now. no. but i never believed in it to begin with.
4. Do you like cheese?: of course
5. Do you honestly like Obama?: i'm not a political person either.

4 If’s
1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? just give me the money now. because i don't have a boyfriend.
2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you? Yeah.
3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? i'm not sure.
4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? Dr. Pepper.

3 How’s
1. How old do you want to be when you get married? never thought about it.
2. How many siblings do you have? 1 sister.
3. How did your last Christmas go? AWESOMELY

2 When’s
1. When did you have your first kiss? never had one.
2. When did you last have a piece of cake? Tech Week of 'The Miracle Worker.'

1 What
1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? I would say: holy shit wat.

Name: AngelofAsgardandMiddleEarth
Birthday: August 5
Birthplace: United States
Favourite Color: Ouran Blue
Favourite Drink: Dr. Pepper
Favourite Food: Pocky
Favourite Sport: Swimming
Time right now: 3:37 pm
Hair Color: blonde
Nail polish right now: None.
Size feet: Between 8-10 depends on brand
Dress size: i don't wear dresses very much so i'm not sure
Height: 5'9"
Perfume: i don't wear any
Glasses?: I used to have some. I had a weird problem with my eye and needed an eyepatch too.
Last party?: Probably christmas
Favorite Male celebrity: Vic Mignogna.
Favorite Female celebrity: Caitlin Glass.
Favourite season: Fall
Cold or hot nights: Cold. i like blankets. :)
Tea or Coffee: i don't like coffee that much, so probably tea
Favorite Band: All-American Rejects
Favorite TV Show: Sherlock BBC
Best friend: OjoOtaku
Can you trust this person?: Duh!
Do they approve of the last person you kissed?: Pretty sure they do.
Song you can’t stop listening to: Guilty, Beauty, Love by Vic Mignogna
Flats or heels: neither. I always fall in heels, and flats i just don't like. I prefer tennis shoes. That or no shoes at all.

44 Odd Things

1. Do you like blue cheese? Bleh no.
2. Have you ever smoked? Nope, never have, never will
3. Do you own a gun? Nope.
4. What is your favourite gatorade flavour? Blue.
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor appointments? Not usually, but if it's shots, then yes. I'm like Ed Elric when it comes to shots.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Absolutely not, they make me sick. Like, throwing up sick. Yeah, it's that bad. And i dont know why.
7. Favourite Christmas movie? Santa Claus is comin' to town and Rudolph.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Milk.
9. Do you do push-ups? Ha. Very funny. Do i seem like a person that would do push-ups?
10.What’s you favourite piece of jewelry? braclets.
11. Favourite hobby? Drawing.
12. Do you have A.D.D? Sort of. Not sure.
13. What’s the one thing you hate about yourself? I'm not that responsible when it comes to some things.
14. Middle name? Marie
three thoughts at this exact moment? Harry Potter, Anime, and drawing.
3 drinks you regularly drink? Milk, dr. pepper, and green machines. Yes, they are green, and very delicious.
17. Current worry? Finals
18. Current hate right now? annoying things.
19. Favourite place to be? Florida
do you ring in the new year? With OjoOtaku
21.Where would you like to go? Japan
three people that you know that have the same hair colour as you? Caleb, Devin, and my sister.
you own slippers? Yes, i'm wearing them. :3
24. What colour shirt are you wearing right now? gray
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? possibly.
26. Can you whistle? yes
27. Favourite Colour? Ouran Blue
28. Would you be a pirate? Are they One Piece pirates?
29.What songs do you sing in the shower? Disney.
30.Favouite girls name? Sapphire
31. Favourite boys name? Harry
32.What’s in your pocket right now? my phone
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Pewdiepie
34. Best bed game as a child? those hand clap things.
35.Worst injury you have ever had? I ran myself over with the truck. Yes, i ran MYSELF over. True story...
36. Do you love where you live? somewhat
37. How many TV’s do you have in your house? 5.
38. Who is your loudest friend? Hard choice. I don't think I can pick
39. How many dogs do you have? I used to have 1. his name was Joe. He was the sweetest thing ever. I miss him. But i have another now. His name is Gryffin.
40. Does someone have a crush on you? I would hope so.
41.What book are you reading at the moment? Sherlock
42.What’s your favourite candy? Anything chocolate.
43.What’s your favourite sports team? Wisconsin Badgers.
44.What song do you want played at your funeral? Stayin' Alive.