Jayne doesn't kiss on the mouth, but River does. A collection of unrelated one-shots/ficlets where River kisses Jayne. Varying timelines and POVs. Rayne.

Sam and Dean set out to drive to a new hunt. Along the way they make stops for food, lodging, laundry, gas, what ever. These stories are Dom!Sam / Sub!Dean Wincest as seen through Outsider's eyes. I love other P.O.V stories. Come along for the ride.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Dean knew he shouldn't. He didn't even know the kid's damn name - but all he wanted was that taut little body, writhing in pleasure on the end of his cock. (In short, a barely legal twink by the name of Castiel gets Dean all hot and bothered. Of course sex was going to ensue.)

Sam Winchester decides to take charge and arranges a marriage for his older sister, Deanna, to Castiel, An Angel of the Lord. Deanna has a problem with the men in her life ordering her around. She also has a problem with her proposed in-laws, the Archangels. Michael is insulted, Uriel is infuriated and Gabriel laughs himself sick. Fem!Dean

Imagine getting drunk with Crowley but to his surprise you start to get a little handsy

Dean and Cas meet at a bar waiting for their dates to show. What happens when they are both stood up?

Destiel is finally becoming canon and everyone's excited! Well, almost everyone. Jensen is a bit hesitant about kissing Misha, but there's no way of getting out of it now. There's some heavy slash in here so be warned! This is a Jensen/Misha fic.

Imagine a BDSM session with Crowley and Imagine Crowley stroking your hair after sex till you fall asleep

Some days, Dean needed to let someone else take control. Today was one of those days.

Imagine Crowley Seducing you away from Dean.

Cas bends Dean over a desk during a case - because he just can't handle the sight of the hunter's tight ass in dark suit slacks.

Dean supposes he could come to like dancing. Especially when his angel was doing those wicked little movements with his hips. [Established Destiel]

Sam and Dean go shopping. Displays of PDA and other exciting adventures and displays of more than affection. Dom!Sam, Sub!Dean They are going to get thrown out of places if they keep this up. Wincest

" "Cas?" His voice caught, chest heaving. He crawled up to the angel's lifeless form, his hands forming a tight ball on Cas' chest. The night fell quiet around them, the creak of the wooden boards below like gunshots through the air. Panic began to settle in his gut, the reality of the situation hitting him like a freight train. Cas wasn't breathing. " Destiel. Season 9.

In which Castiel somehow gets involved with sex. He doesn't understand at all - and neither does Dean, apparently. Destiel. Rated M.

A bored Cas and a horny Dean will always result in something sexual. Honestly, Cas is gonna have to put a leash on him at some point. Established Destiel. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason, people.

In which River manages to endear herself to Jayne at their first meeting. A/U

The world and daily life at the SGC through the very unique perspective of Vala Mal Doran.

Vala goes Pippi and Daniel is left with the task of having to explain the presence of lingerie to Landry, who gives an unusual order. Missions go awry and minds are melted. And then there's that black lacy thing that always seem to be popping up in the most unexpected places.

UNENDING SPOILERS! Little bits and pieces of what went on in the series finale and some missing scenes between Daniel and Vala.

Clark's life had always been hard and nothing ever seemed to go the way he wanted, until now.

River has chosen her mate; Serenity's crew do not approve. Who will win the stand-off? One-shot; post-BDM. Rayne.

Why River attacked Jayne. Episodes 1-9. River POV, stream of consciousness. Pre-BDM. Early Rayne. One-shot; complete.

When Mal is kidnapped, River and Jayne must find a way to save him.

Reid is kidnapped by a pair of UNSUBs who want a perfect family of "children"... except Spencer Reid is not a child. Please read internal summary for more details... Rated M just to be safe...

Because she had really wanted a kitten.

Chlark, Set between seasons one and two. Requested by The Fallen Sky. What happens when Clark isn't willing to let go of his and Chloe's fledgling relationship. One-shot.

What happens when Clark inhales black Kryptonite dust instead of red? Set S9E18. One-shot. Kaloe.

SPOILER ALERT for Season 7 'Heroes', parts 1 & 2. Cassie's POV following the events in 'Heroes' - Dan/Jan established ship.

Chloe Sullivan is chosen as the newest Green Lantern

PURE humor... some definite fluff... and just plan old FUN! The SG-1 team, go camping for the weekend and its all about... well, you'll see. Last chapter up!

A little drabble set during "Duet". Cadman takes Rodney for a run.

This is a Little Daniel story. Mitchell and Carter do not take proper care and it happens.

Hanna took this time to glance down and admire Caleb's backside. She didn't expect him to turn around... Or for anything like this to happen. But it did. What would have happened if Hanna's mom had wanted to stay and chat.

Hanna said the only thing she wanted, the only thing he had never been told, the only thing he needed to hear, "Stay". Hanna/Caleb fic. Title and story inspired by the One Night Only song. Rating may change later. I don't own anything. Please review!

The Monday after her tell-all webcast goes live, things don't go back to normal for Olive Penderghast. In fact, they get a little worse. Olive/Todd.

Regulation Schmegulation. When Vala wants to wear something, she's going to wear it.

After "The Uncanny Valley", Reid starts to withdraw from the team. Hotch searches for the cause. WARNING: This story deals with self injury and mentions sexual assault. RATED M. DO NOT READ IF UNDERAGE OR IF YOU MAY BE TRIGGERED!

Jack has a new favourite pastime

Never put something on which you can't take off! Vala finds herself in a pinch and hooks up with an unsuspecting Daniel.

They don't do this often.

She hadn't set out to cheat, certainly, but had thought that she'd at least be able to interpret her own work in a way that would lead to victory.

There is not one day he spends on this planet, or any other, that his mouth doesn't get him into trouble.

5-year-old Spencer Reid experiences his first day of Kindergarten and quickly learns that he is nothing like most children. A one-shot well, three-shot, I guess fic. Title inspired by the movie "Little Man Tate"...Please read and review!

Extortion is a dangerous business under any circumstances. But never more so when one's target is presidential adviser Major General J. O'Neill. (Marking Jack's Birthday on 20 October.)

Penelope knows that Derek could use a cool down after a rough case.

After the end of "Cage", how does Eden deal with Danny's "abandonment"?

This is related to my earlier story Enlighten Me. Basically it is the same period of time, but from Daniel's point of view. Signals turn to blatantly obvious action and Daniel is taken by surprise.

Part one of the Enlighten Me Trilogy. A quiet team gathering turns Jack's relationship with Daniel into something he'd never anticipated.

Once again Daniel is on the wrong end of a ribbon device. However, this time there are serious side effects.

Daniel is on the mend and it looks like smooth sailing until he begins to remember something Jack had been hoping to keep hidden.

Tag for Learning Curve. Jack was willing to put his career on the line for a girl he hardly knew. Daniel wants to know why.

All's well that ends well…or maybe not.

All Jack needed to know was that this was a nice planet with friendly people and lots of naquadah but they didn't know what that punch they served on this party was made of or how strong it was. S/J

Two can play at this game. Fluffy S/J established.

Daniel's first family reunion gives Jack an entirely new perspective on their relationship. This is part of the How Does This Go Again Series. For the rest of the series visit www.pantherslair.

Siler isn't getting hurt, Walter's calling in sick, and Vala's on her best behavior. Has the SGC fallen victim to Friday the 13th? Cam sets out to get to the bottom of the situation, but who needs Friday the 13th when you work at the SGC?

Jack likes paws. Not nearly as perverted as the summary makes it sound. M only to be on the safe side.

We all have to lose it some time. Hanna just didn't expect to lose it to that creepy police man. HannaxWilden.

Written for a prompt over at rounds of kink. Kink: phone sex/dirty talk. Prompt: Morgan isn't the only one Garcia can "give good phone to;" Please go to the com and claim the prompts I've given. Info is in my profile. R/R! Reid/Garcia don't own CM.

The team races to the aid of Vala, who is facing her greatest fear. Fun team oneshot.

Daddy's little girl will always end up with the dangerous boy. AU. HannaxWilden.

A How-To Guide for saving Daniel Jackson from everyday perils of the universe. Complete with a narrative example that gives a full account of an actual rescue. No Ships just Daniel and Vala fun. Oneshot!

Vala tries her hand at Wormhole X-Treme! fanfiction. It does not go well... Daniel/Vala established relationship, post-series

Vala has discovered the one thing that makes this planet great, much to the dismay of her team. Gen fic, short silly fun.

Walter Harriman gets asked a lot of questions Gen/team fic

Elliot has cheated, and Olivia is pissed. During a quiet, lonely night in the squadroom, she makes him pay for it. After she's through with him, he will never cheat again. E/O one-shot with a twist ending

Mitchell gets sick of Daniel and Vala and kicks them out of the SGC. He gets more than he asked for in return. DV CC

The first step onto the ice made her think twice, or more accurately, think about broken bones and how far away the closest emergency room might be. Sam/Jack established.

Poor Daniel, he's done it again! Touched something he shouldn't have. How will he survive? How will he deal with the consequences? One shot. And of course, D/V.

Daniel Jackson has an eating disorder. This is how he handles it. Please Review. Rated M for a reason!

Just as the team really feel as if they mesh, one of them almost distroys it. Set in Season 3. WARNING: THIS IS STARTED WITH A RAPE.

A whack on the head gives Olivia Benson some interesting side effects. She has visions. Vivid ones. Of her and Elliot in some rather exciting positions. Does she have the will power to fend them off, or will she find the courage to tell him about it?

SLASH WITHOUT SEX! A Daniel with amnesia story. Written for my dear friend, JoaG, for her birthday zine. Originally published by Ancients Gate Zines with many thanks to Jmas.

Series of drabbles--yes, that means VERY short ficlets--starring a downsized Daniel Jackson and the people he has wrapped around his tiny fingers.

A Teen Daniel fic where, once more, the odds are never in Daniel Jackson O'Neill's favour

Jack creates a diplomatic incident, Daniel gives a lesson in comparative linguistics, Carter gets choked up, and Teal'c reminds everyone why he always wins.

Following the defeat of the Ori, Daniel isn’t adjusting. Vala figures out a theory that may help him. Fluff and humor, Daniel/Vala, tiny hint of Sam/Jack

Jack and Daniel must negotiate with representatives from another planet. An unsuspecting case of neglect throws a wrench into their plans. Oneshot just for fun.

Word around the water cooler is that she's having my love child," Munch said with a smirk. A collaborative effort with Mentalcase911.

Walter wishes he could have stayed in bed. Then he wishes he DID stay in bed. Or, at least, that he had not chosen an apple for breakfast. Now a series of short Walter fics, some at 'WormCon2008 with a little bit of Sanctuary crossover. Now back at SGC.

Jack surprisingly likes fru-fru coffee drinks. A little Sam/Jack established fluff piece.

You will complete this exercise in teams of two, and you can chose anyone on base to partner with. And because I'm the Colonel, I pick first: Carter's with me." S/J

Daniel and Vala. T Rated.

Daniel wonders about his future with an unlikely companion. Short and sweet DV

A little slip of the tongue prompts Daniel to seek confirmation from Jack. Jack/Daniel, written for the LJ Jack/Daniel Baby-A-Thon no infants allowed

A JackDaniel prompt story. Ranges from angst to fluff, G to M. M/M, slash, you are warned

Vala told him they could do whatever he wanted to do. This is what Daniel wanted to do. DV. Follow up to Action, Reaction, though can be read seperately. Written for mission-insane on LJ.

Teal'c brings home a Tau'ri gift for Ishta. Teal'c/Ishta Christmas Story

Daniel wants to know what happened when Jack and Teal'c got into the time loop.

An encounter of the furry kind

Vala gets a clue about a teammate! Very silly fluffy S/J fic

“If things had happened differently… maybe this trip would have been about us getting together for the first time.”

Jack O’Neill is uncharacteristically smart and observant and has a moment of realization about Sam Carter during an event in Washington. Has he drawn all the right conclusions? S/J

Daniel and Vala go undercover to identify a rogue Goauld hiding among the academia at the University of Chicago. They believe the alien is responsible for a series of unexplained deaths. A humorous adventure. DV Oneshot

Everyone thinks of Spencer Reid as the shy quite virgin, but one night the team go out clubbing and Reid meets a man. Fun ensues. SLASH

I swear sometimes that there is someone writing my life, specifically, an omnipotent being that’s sick and twisted and has got it in for Jack O’Neill. S/J UST, humor

Vala’s focused anger was a sight to behold. Daniel/Vala Complete.

Daniel's in trouble. Can an acquaintance from the past help him. Reloading this after it was accidentally deleted. Little Daniel fic. Crossover with House, The Sentinel and CSI: Las Vegas.

Jack O’Neill’s insights and unique perspective on Samantha Carter during an important day. S/J, some fluff, plenty of humor

How long did Sam keep the details of her personal life a secret in the later SG-1 years and how did she finally let her new teammates know? Humor, S/J despite how it seems at the beginning

Daniel was returned to his corporeal body without his memories, as they return he can’t place the flashes of memories he has of an ethereal woman. Can finding her help him find himself? Sequel to By The Pricking of My Thumbs.

Interlude companion piece to my "By The Pricking Of My Thumbs". After Hecate's one night with Daniel she travels to Cardiff to visit an old friend. Jack/Hecate past , Jack/Ianto

S/J one-shot inspired by that curious little infirmary scene at the end of Ark of Truth. Warning: spoilers for AoT

Jack O'Neill has his hands full when not one, but two of his team are downsized to fifteen year olds

One would think that being in a completely different state would allow a couple to roam free, without fear of being found out before they're ready to be. You know, Victoria may not be as good at keeping secrets as we all think. Oneshot. DV

He's getting tired of the Canadian jokes.

S/J one-shot I wrote because I always wondered why Jack took that job in Washington. He hates wearing starched collars, hates Washington, and hates politicians. So there must have been a pretty good reason to put up with all of that...

Laura Cadman thinks something was slipped in her drink off-world because she should not be fantasizing about Rodney McKay. Ever. McKay/Cadman.

A seemingly innocuous artefact turns out to be not so innocuous after all, and Daniel gains some firsthand knowledge about what it means to be ‘loved by the gods’. Warnings: JD slash, language, adult situations. For older teens and adults.

O'Neill wakes to find Carter in his room in the middle of the night. Possible explanation of how they got through all those tension-filled years. Stand alone one-shot or also could be a sequel to Beneath S/J

Vala's obsessed. Nuff said. DV

What would happen if Jack and Daniel had been in a relationship, then Daniel was downsized. Slash to begin with but no explicit scenes.

Sometimes you just need someone else to listen Crossover with House

Daniel wants to go shopping

Response to the "Why is Daniel so tired?" pic challenge. Part of the Bearing Witness Universe.

Part Four of the Bearing Witness series. Jack and Daniel make good on their promise to visit Jim and Blair in Cascade. SG/TS Crossover.

Part three of the Bearing Witness Series. 'Little' Danny finally gets to go off world with Teal'c as his companion.

Part two of the Bearing Witness Series. A Little Danny fic. Jack and Daniel discover that even in this unique relationship, a little give and take goes a long way.

A 'Little Danny' fic. Crossover with CSI.

An important translation has Daniel puzzled, while Vala shows off a new addition to her wardrobe. Fluff/Vignette. D/V 1,309 words.

Sam, Jack, and Daniel attend a cocktail party at the Academy. A one-shot from Jack's perspective that came from speculating about the reasons men are attracted to Sam. S/J takes place sometime after season 8

When Daniel ascends Jack has to handle closing out his affairs, one item in particular teaches Jack something new about Daniel. Jack/Daniel, tag to Meridian

It all begins when O'Neill stumbles upon Carter's diary. But for two people who want to get together and make it work, communication is key. Unfortunately, that's never been one of Jack O'Neill's strong suits. SJ

Daniel and Vala relive the day they first met. SG1 bears witness. A look at how their reactions would be to the truth, because you know Daniel left all the juicy details out of the report!

The AO Happy Place Advent Calendar challenge, in which each day of December until Christmas, a new door is opened on the Advent calendar, and a picture prompt revealed. Standalone drabbles, all gen except one with mild JackSara. COMPLETE

Sleep is good. Sleep with Vala next to you is better. Having others find out? Not so good. Former oneshot continued. DV

The title says it all....Jayne and River confusion.... I'm really not any good at these summary things.....

From Sam's perspective, she visits General O'Neill following his promotion. SJ

Vala comes back to the SGC with serious injuries she will tell no one about. What really happened is worse then they ever imagined. And what it leads to will change the universe forever. Rating up for chapter 7 and all further chapters.

SJ Sam comes over on a Saturday to do some repairs for O'Neill and it leads to What're we doing?

Daniel and Vala have an interesting encounter in a tent. Daniel finally gets his act together! Content warning: Non explicit sex and sexual references. DanielxVala. Enjoy and please review.

Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?

Daniel takes a break from saving the universe to save himself. Could be considered either DV friendship with canon UST or preship.

River wants a boy for her birthday. PreRayne Pt. 1 of 2. R&R appreciated. :

A few selected moments from the fifty years unhappened. DanielVala. Revised as 14.07.2012

Sam really shouldn't go over to O'Neill's house in the middle of the night and expect him to behave. Kind of a Redemption episode tag SJ

Daniel has flashes of loss, can Jack help? Jack/Daniel

Making a stuffy nose better. JackDaniel Smarm Disclaimer: I don’t own the recognizable characters I’m just inspired by them. Hopefully they’ve had fun playing in my sandbox.

The envelope on General Hammond's desk looks inconspicuous, but what's inside it is anything but! This story can be taken whichever way you want. I don't want to offend anyone!

When she touches his face, her hand is cold.

Daniel accompanies another team offworld. A ripple effect causes him to return long before he’s due to come back. Vala thinks she’s died and gone to heaven. DV.

Featuring a CadmanMcKay cat fight, irate Canadians, irresponisble Marines, and explosives. A Fourth of July picnic Atlantis style. Strong language warning.

Five kisses either John or Teyla don't remember and the one they do.

Daniel has a one night stand with a woman, but was she the academic he thought she was? Daniel/OFC, vampirism, arcane

Daniel overhears Jack and Sam arguing about regs…but which regs? JackSam Disclaimer: I don’t own the recognizable characters I’m just inspired by them. Hopefully they’ve had fun playing in my sandbox.

Sometimes John hates those Ancients so damn much.

Rodney puts his foot in his mouth again. Major Spoiler for Season 4. Slight JohnTeyla angle.

It’s so hard to tell when I’m dreaming and when I’m not. River discovers how fluid reality is. COMPLETE

Companion to Surrender the Heart

Daniel capitulates to Vala's guile. Also see companion piece Thief of Heart, Vala's POV.

John Sheppard was not one to stumble and Teyla likes that.

Why does a certain blackhaired space pirate kidnap Daniel? Love, of course. Daniel & Vala.

Sometimes Elizabeth is particularly grateful for the new soundproof walls in the gateroom. Drabblefic.

John had a kid once. Spoilers for 'Sunday.' JohnTeyla

Ronon finds Sheppard's zat gun. Enough said. General spoilers and speculation for S3.

John usually doesn't find anything unexpected during patrols. Finding Teyla alone on the North Pier trying to avoid a grabby anthropologist definitely counts as unexpected.

In which McKay worries about broken necks, Sheppard complains about not getting a grinding rail in the gateroom, and the new Marines learn how to defend the Pegasus Galaxy with staple guns. Silly McShep friendship fic.

John learns just how enjoyable shopping with Teyla can be. JohnTeyla.

What would Elizabeth would like for her birthday? It was a simple question. Unfortunately, Teyla didn't know the answer. Season one fic. JohnTeyla.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder… [spoilers for 10.11]

She only did it once in a blue moon, but tonight the moon was a sapphire and she wasn't Rose she was Rouge.

Kaylee and Inara try to get River return something that doesn't belong to her.

A midnight snack leads to an unexpected change in Daniel's life. Slash.

No plot whatsoever. Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG1 finds a way to pass the time. Again.

There is nothing left for Vala but the beauty of the rain and the beauty of the memories. Warning: Character Death

Daniel ponders sex, skin and his very soul.

What do snakes need genetic memory for anyhow?

Daniel teaches Vala to drive. Of course it doesn't turn out like he expected.

After the first true battle with the Ori, there is more hurt then hope. But maybe these two things are not that different. And by hurting the hope is there.

Sometimes nightmares can turn out to be a good thing.

When the events of tracking down an Ancient weapon against the Ori lead to him hungover, with her in his bed and a ring on his finger, Daniel Jackson learns the meaning of marriage and comfort from Vala Mal Duran. [Post TPTB]

Finally, Cam gets some much deserved respect from Daniel. [postAvalon & Origin, FRIENDSHIP FIC]

UPDATED: The head of DHHS watched the two animals cautiously. “Why are there a rat and a cat chasing one another down the hall?” House, the President's Epidemiology Advisor, attempted to look rueful. “Well, I tried to teach them volleyball, but they just

She was like a plague he never wanted to be rid of, and when she was, all he ever wanted was to be infected again. [Ripple Effect spoilers]

Missing scene for 1969. Daniel gets a message from Cassie. 14 in the Love Comes Softly series.

Vala questions Daniel's preferences when it comes to partners... [Daniel&Vala&Cameron, post Avalon thru Origin]

The oddest things happen when you sit idly by... PostPrototype

Series of one hundred word fics. Oh, yes, Jack and Daniel are at it again, and the rest of the SGC are along for the ride. NOW COMPLETE!

River's life is a circle, she knows this.

“You can use me, if you need to,” she whispered as she slid to the floor and walked towards him. “It’s your job, after all. Your hands could make me work.” First story in The Little Things series

AU. Daniel becomes a slave to a Goa'uld.

Things turn out to be quite interesting when a guy and a girl spend the night together. SEQUEL to: Beneath My Skin, The Powers that Be Spoilers

He never knew how much he needed her until she was gone. Beach Head Spoilers

Somehow, Vala always had a way of getting underneath his skin. Spoilers for S9

Where Jayne goes, River always follows.

Chloe's mom writes her a letter she will probably never see. Crossover with, you know, that blonde scientist Major. Added: Chloe's letter. Finally: Two bald guys.

Post Shattered. Yet another Clark-rescues-Lex. Much Chloe. Kyle (from Hug) returns. Lex sleeps through most of it. Pity, that.

Clark is just learning what it means to be Superman when he says goodbye to a friend, and embraces a Dream. Dylana and company also appear in Lessons.

Post Exodus. The folks from Special Operations (previously introduced in Interview) have a few things to teach Clark, er, Kal-El. FINISHED

It's hard to play by the rules, especially when you're drunk. And can anyone tell me what rhymes with puck? Logan and Marie can...

Jack unintentionally meets part of the family Sam would rather he not have.

A series of strange accidents sets Clark on the trail of one of the many victims from the meteor shower.